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(NPR)   Hello, and welcome to Olive Garden. My name is Snowflake, and I'll be your genderqueer postgrad waitron this evening. I'll tell you our specials in a moment, but first, let me tell you that my preferred gender pronoun for tonight is   (npr.org) divider line 94
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2013-07-17 02:27:41 AM  
30 votes:

Can anyone translate these?

nyulocal.com


I get: Chick, Dude, Larry Craig In A Skirt, Guy With A Boner, Rockette, Disabled Person, and Disabled Person Being Arrested.
2013-07-17 07:25:44 AM  
11 votes:
If someone does not want to be identified by "he" or "she" because that is based on whatever reproductive organs they possess, maybe they would prefer to be identified by a gender-neutral organ. I suggest the terminal end of the digestive tract.
2013-07-17 02:59:57 AM  
9 votes:
24.media.tumblr.com
2013-07-17 01:38:48 AM  
9 votes:

staplermofo: Ungendered pronouns would be great.  Un-gendering bathrooms would be nice too.  If women peep on men or men hog the couch, it's a small price to pay.  I would hog the shiat out of that couch.


Why don't dudes get a couch? What the hell are women doing in the can that necessitates a couch? I want a couch to chill on in the can. I would totally call the restaurant's number on my cell and ask for my waiter and then tell him bring me another beer to the couch in the men's room. Bonus points if it's a waitress. More bonus points if she does it. Negative points if she changes gender first.
2013-07-17 09:24:46 AM  
8 votes:
I'm a 38-year old programmer/analyst, but I identify as a 22-year old college athlete. Please respect my choices by having choice-appropriate college girls sent to my room.
2013-07-17 07:40:01 AM  
6 votes:
i26.photobucket.com
2013-07-17 01:17:37 AM  
6 votes:
Why does this have to be so confusing.  I'm just going to keep calling everyone dude.
2013-07-17 06:59:05 AM  
5 votes:

ox45tallboy: staplermofo: Ungendered pronouns would be great.  Un-gendering bathrooms would be nice too.  If women peep on men or men hog the couch, it's a small price to pay.  I would hog the shiat out of that couch.

Why don't dudes get a couch? What the hell are women doing in the can that necessitates a couch? I want a couch to chill on in the can. I would totally call the restaurant's number on my cell and ask for my waiter and then tell him bring me another beer to the couch in the men's room. Bonus points if it's a waitress. More bonus points if she does it. Negative points if she changes gender first.


That couch is in case some man uses corse language and the woman gets the vapors. I think they also keep a vial of smelling salts nearby.
2013-07-17 02:17:50 AM  
5 votes:

Is this something else new:

2.bp.blogspot.com


Or does he get his own restroom?

www.famouswhy.com
2013-07-17 01:21:38 AM  
5 votes:
Ungendered pronouns would be great.  Un-gendering bathrooms would be nice too.  If women peep on men or men hog the couch, it's a small price to pay.  I would hog the shiat out of that couch.
2013-07-17 12:43:49 PM  
4 votes:
We could start using the shortened version of "he, she, or it"h/or/sh/it.
2013-07-17 07:15:27 AM  
4 votes:

Yogimus: What ever happened to "Pervert"?


We call them "priests" now.
2013-07-17 07:08:25 AM  
4 votes:
Oberlin College in Ohio

Well that is your problem right there.
2013-07-17 02:31:09 AM  
4 votes:
FTA: "...a new generation of young people is..."

And people still insist that "Idiocracy" wasn't a documentary.
2013-07-17 02:30:59 AM  
4 votes:
Lady in dress, man in pants, man in dress, woman in pants with small christmas tree, fabulous person, cripple lady, handicapable lady.
2013-07-17 08:58:54 AM  
3 votes:
undiscoveredcountryproject.com

THERE ARE 2 GENDERS!!!
2013-07-17 08:28:32 AM  
3 votes:

Duke_leto_Atredes: But we can still pick on furies right?


At your peril.

Those guys were bad ass in Big Trouble in Little China.....
2013-07-17 08:14:18 AM  
3 votes:

HotWingConspiracy: "We encountered high school students who said, I want you to call me Tractor and use pronouns like zee, zim and zer."


"That's nice, I will refer to you as 'food slave' you may call me either 'Master' or 'Dread Lord'. As a Dread Lord, my personal pronoun supersedes yours. Now go get your supervisor, food slave, so that I may explain to him why I am leaving your establishment."
2013-07-17 07:51:09 AM  
3 votes:

Sybarite: I'd complain to the manageress.


Cockman oppressor.
2013-07-17 07:46:28 AM  
3 votes:
Take out all of the pictures of those who came before you.  Your ancestors, family, your linear heritage.

Look into their eyes.

You are the apex of their genetics, hopes and dreams and the spark of who they are and who they were that carries them into the future.  You are the only reason they ever lived.

Stop embarrassing the piss out of them with overwrought malarkey.  You're welcome.
2013-07-17 07:34:15 AM  
3 votes:
It is you're own fault for dining at Olive Garden.
2013-07-17 01:16:50 AM  
3 votes:
Do we have a Headrant Of The Year category?
2013-07-17 08:53:37 AM  
2 votes:
Really? 230+ posts and I'm the weeners?

2.bp.blogspot.com
2013-07-17 08:04:25 AM  
2 votes:

The Southern Logic Company: Please refer to me as Ford F-150 Supercab.  My preferred gender pronouns are Ford/Ferd.  I am a transautomotivist.


I prefer to be identified as transwarp

25.media.tumblr.com
2013-07-17 07:59:37 AM  
2 votes:
Please refer to me as Ford F-150 Supercab.  My preferred gender pronouns are Ford/Ferd.  I am a transautomotivist.
2013-07-17 07:39:48 AM  
2 votes:
i26.photobucket.com
2013-07-17 07:14:15 AM  
2 votes:

ox45tallboy: Rockette


I thought they were accepting people who want to pee like their dog.

jayhawk88: maudibjr: Why does this have to be so confusing.  I'm just going to keep calling everyone dude.

"Bro" also works really well.

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I despise "Bro" with the fury of a thousand suns.  Perhaps it's because people who say "dude" aren't as aggressively obnoxious.

Spad31: Wait..wait...you WANT to sit in the shiatter and hang out with other dudes while they piss? And you'd want food and beverages in there? What the fark is wrong with you?


If you're drinking Bud, what's the difference?

kukukupo: "Young people"

This is because they are young and have too much time on their hands.  I used to think a lot of stupid shiat like this when I was younger too.  When they grow up and get a job (if they can get a job) and move on to the next phase of their life - they will have a different view.


There's your problem right there.

If you continue to have high unemployment among young people, you're only going to get more existential bullshiat permeating our culture.  Therefore, it's in everyone's interest of sanity to find these people work before the millenials decide primary colors are offensive.
2013-07-17 07:11:06 AM  
2 votes:
"You have to go to college."

"Why?"

"Because they will teach you how to be baseless arrogant, self important, dismissive and present laughable authority postures about absolute twaddle with great implied gravitas."

"Uhssome."
2013-07-17 07:08:58 AM  
2 votes:

yourmomlovestetris: it's hard to defend the idea that gender is malleable and purely based on one's early socialization.


That reminds me of the lady I went to law school with who dressed her son in girls clothes half the time.  She took offense when I told her that was the recipe for making a serial killer.

/he'd be about 23 now
//I hope he started with her
2013-07-17 07:00:02 AM  
2 votes:

maudibjr: Why does this have to be so confusing.  I'm just going to keep calling everyone dude.


Are you grooming your poodle? Can you show me your tattoos? Are you in the music business? Are you handling the money? Are you serving the food?
2013-07-17 06:59:18 AM  
2 votes:

God Is My Co-Pirate: Hey hey hey, the couch is awesome.  Leave our couch alone.


All in all you're just a-nother brick in the toilet-tank-to-help-us-conserve-water-by-taking-up-space-so-the-toilet -flushes-with-less-water


I think I need to redo the meter on that line...
2013-07-17 06:54:28 AM  
2 votes:

God Is My Co-Pirate: Hey hey hey, the couch is awesome.  Leave our couch alone.


Stop being so heteronormative, you fascist.
2013-07-17 06:52:06 AM  
2 votes:
Hey hey hey, the couch is awesome.  Leave our couch alone.
2013-07-17 02:42:16 AM  
2 votes:

ox45tallboy: They're calling for more fluid categories beyond just male and female, as NPR's Margot Adler explains.

I'm totally fine with people who were born with a different sexual identity than what matches their naughty bits. It happens sometimes, and these days, there is no reason not to live a happy and fulfilled life wearing the gender in which you feel comfortable, and having sexual relations with whichever consenting adults wish to do so. Having said that, if your gender identity is changing,on a regular basis, perhaps you need to seek professional help. This is not normal or healthy, and other people catering to this whim is not helpful to your mental health.


I couldn't agree more, but, since the internet never forgets and I see the direction the forces of political correctness are going, I'm going to have to say, "Stop being such a close-minded, intolerant bigot."

There. Now, in twenty years, I will be hailed as a progressive thinker who was ahead of his time, and you will be lumped in with Limbaugh, Beck, Gingrich and Stalin. Won't that be fun?
2013-07-17 02:33:19 AM  
2 votes:

DrPainMD: FTA: "...a new generation of young people is..."

And people still insist that "Idiocracy" wasn't a documentary.


I'm tempted to go with "prophecy"
2013-07-17 02:09:57 AM  
2 votes:
nyulocal.com


Or the direction you prefer to roll your wheelchair, I guess.
2013-07-17 01:46:21 AM  
2 votes:

staplermofo: Complaining about the line to get in.


Of course they're complaining about the line. All the chicks are just sitting on the couch instead of doing their businesses and getting out to make room for the next person. Maybe the line would move quicker if they'd take the damn couch out, or at least move it to the men's room. Then the dudes would have someone to talk to while they're at the urinal.
2013-07-18 01:39:08 PM  
1 votes:
Scrotastic Method When did you decide you were straight?


Your wife helped convince me.
2013-07-18 05:33:00 AM  
1 votes:

eris523: ok, i have to chime in.

i'm one of 'those' people. i'm gender fluid. i float around the spectrum. i enjoy it. i'm not out to correct people, just to make them think for a minute. what they think is of no concern to me, unless they try to actually bash me. i'm very clear that i've chosen to be a social deviant, and i'm happy with that. i decided long ago that its far easier for me to deal with the crap i occasionally get from some people than it is for me to be repressed and unhappy.

i understand the point of the exercise. it's intended to break the normalisation of the binary gender construction. unfortunately, it has been attempted over and over, and has yet to succeed. see here

i'm not a victim, i'm not angry or complaining, and the only reason i care about pronouns is that i enjoy seeing which ones people choose to use when they meet me. it tells me a little bit about them. if pressed for a pronoun of choice, i'll go with 'it'. i don't find it depersonalising, i find it hilarious because it triggers people.

the gender binary is pretty much a recent construct. even in western history, there have been discussions of third genders and more as recently as 100 years ago. look the word epicene up in the oxford english dictionary, and read its history. cultures all over the world have several genders, currently and throughout history.

in some ways, this is like the sticker i had on my wheelchair that said 'cripple', and some guy walked up to me and began to lecture me on how "that was a very oppressive word to use for the physically disadvantaged" and that i was being very insensitive. i just listened for a minute, and then threatened to roll over his feet.


you seem to fall under the 'asshole' pronoun
2013-07-17 03:17:48 PM  
1 votes:

Lunchlady: shiat like this is what makes the developing world hate us. We've solved so many actual problems that now we are creating meaningless ones to focus on instead of helping others. Heaven forbid this energy was used on a more useful endeavor like clean drinking water around the world instead of making sure we don't hurt some over-indulged douchebag's feelings.


I have been informed via this thread the the suffering of that douchebag at being referred to by an unwanted gender pronoun is as valid and deserving of time and resources as a child who gets on meal a day, or a woman who walks seven miles every morning to obtain fresh water. I understand your desire to put their pain in some sort of larger context but today I've learned that to ignore or minimize his suffering is literally a hate crime.
2013-07-17 01:32:51 PM  
1 votes:
How about you let me enjoy my meal with no mention of your sexuality whatsoever, you f*cking idiot? I dont give a shiat whats dangling between your legs,  just give me decent service and youll get a tip.
2013-07-17 01:16:16 PM  
1 votes:

codergirl42: Age is just a number.


That's what I told the jury but I still have to introduce myself to all the neighbors every time I move.
2013-07-17 01:02:32 PM  
1 votes:

CowardlyLion: It's also an issue for everyone who's ever written a sentence talking about a generic human being and had had to write he, she, he/she, (s)he, or his, hers, his/hers. Holy hell, it would be so nice to not have to either assume the sex of an unknown person or have a pronoun that was gender-neutral while also not dehumanizing a person (as "it" does) or introducing potential confusion (as singular "they" can).


One may write properly and reference neither one's gender nor another's, it simply requires that one learn proper English.
2013-07-17 12:59:28 PM  
1 votes:

This text is now purple: I say, good, sir, that I fully intend to transplant my brain into a gendered robot body.

Indeed, also one built onto the body of a gorilla.

For the lulz.


th04.deviantart.net

My personal gender pronouns are "AAHGHH", "SHREEIK", and "NOOOOOO"
2013-07-17 11:34:25 AM  
1 votes:
i40.tinypic.com
2013-07-17 11:04:42 AM  
1 votes:
The people that support this I call heir gender potato.
2013-07-17 10:29:28 AM  
1 votes:
I spent three years trying to get people to say "shway" instead of "cool."

Never took off.  Just like Batman Beyond.

So good luck!
2013-07-17 10:28:15 AM  
1 votes:
What about a$$hole? That's gender neutral. Can I call you a$$hole? I identified your self for you  and assigned you a gneder neutral pronoun.
And why pronoun? Isn't that discriminatory against amateur nouns?
2013-07-17 10:08:06 AM  
1 votes:

DGS: Rurouni: Kids are young people are dumber than shiat.

Quick question: how old are you?


He'll be seven and a half in October, why?
2013-07-17 10:01:33 AM  
1 votes:
May I suggest the term 'b*tch'?

"B*tch, where's my food?"
"B*tch, where's my beer?"
"I would like some coffee, b*tch."
"I took this b*tch to the football game, he had a great time."
"I took this b*tch to dinner, she loved the ribeye."
*opens the door* "You're welcome. B*tch."
"B*tch owes me money."
2013-07-17 09:41:47 AM  
1 votes:

xcv: [media.tumblr.com image 467x644]


I'm offended that "drag king" is given preeminence over "drag queen". This simply reinforces traditional gender/power roles.

/except that drag kings are women dressing as men so it's empowering
//but doesn't that disempower men who identify as women?
/// what about men who identify as women but who still dress as men?
/\/does that make them drag kings or closet queens?
xcv
2013-07-17 09:06:44 AM  
1 votes:
media.tumblr.com
2013-07-17 08:57:26 AM  
1 votes:

OtherLittleGuy: Really? 230+ posts and I'm the weeners?


2.bp.blogspot.com
I could have sworn you were the boobies.
2013-07-17 08:56:26 AM  
1 votes:
Thank goodness George Zimmerman is not amongst this crowd, or we'd not only be arguing if he was white or hispanic, but also if he was a woman/man/whatever. Think of the uproar THAT would cause.

/I'd like to see that thread.
2013-07-17 08:54:49 AM  
1 votes:
I just refer to everyone as "consumer." Well, hello consumer, yes, hello consumer. Bop bop bee da bop Bebop Cola, yeah.

25.media.tumblr.com
2013-07-17 08:51:41 AM  
1 votes:

ox45tallboy: Why don't dudes get a couch?


Because eventually someone will piss / shiat on it.
2013-07-17 08:48:28 AM  
1 votes:
I have my own, self-invented dialect of the English language complete with alternate verb tenses.
I become offended and extremely angry when people fail to use or understand it. I'm a person, too!
2013-07-17 08:43:33 AM  
1 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-07-17 08:41:31 AM  
1 votes:
25.media.tumblr.com

"Garcon means boy"
2013-07-17 08:36:15 AM  
1 votes:

Fromageball: The Muthaship: That reminds me of the lady I went to law school with who dressed her son in girls clothes half the time. She took offense when I told her that was the recipe for making a serial killer.

/he'd be about 23 now
//I hope he started with her

Did the kid want to dress in girl clothes or did the mom just decide to do it?
b/c if the kid wanted it, fine. If the kid didn't want it...wtf?!

Sometimes I feel sorry for men with their restrictive dress choices...especially now in the summer when I can get away with wearing pretty much whatever I want(especially since a lot of workplaces are changing their dress codes...it's like as a woman I can wear whatever the hell I want -within reason) but the men are still stuck in their button-downs and trousers.


We're men. We wrote those policies and we'll damn well deal with it.
2013-07-17 08:35:15 AM  
1 votes:
gs1.wac.edgecastcdn.net

Seriously.  Just tell us whatever the hell you want to be called and move on already.  The only reason this is an issue is because you're MAKING it an issue.  99% of people will politely acquiesce to your wishes out of courtesy if you just ask/correct them politely.

This smacks of AW syndrome.
2013-07-17 08:31:34 AM  
1 votes:

WhyteRaven74: The insistence on the binary nature of gender is actually pretty much a western hang up. Perhaps you should take the drugs?


IsThatYourFinalAnswer: You're confusing "butch" and "fem" as actual core psych identities. Gender identity is binary. It may not match the genitals you are born with, but it's one or the other. It's a very core component of the human mind.


trans fight!
Two men enter, only one leaves. But he leaves as a woman. And in the interim, there may or may not have been some other genders involved. In any event it will be quite a tussle. You see, this is why boxing is best left to gays, they just take out their frustrations and beat people to death.
2013-07-17 08:24:57 AM  
1 votes:
i512.photobucket.com
2013-07-17 08:20:25 AM  
1 votes:
"Hello my name is Pope Francis and I use the is/eius/ei pronouns."
2013-07-17 08:19:14 AM  
1 votes:

bbcard1: I still don't know why "herm" hasn't caught on.


img118.imageshack.us
2013-07-17 08:18:05 AM  
1 votes:
Hi I'm Farkin' XXX XXXXX and my PGP is Master. Furthermore I will only respond to statements that both begin and end with "Sir" and will not be paying my bill if these guide lines are not met.

I have friends all over the spectrum, all of them want to be treated like a normal person, which they are.

/I hate people who take themselves too seriously
//sometimes the LGBTQUBF community goes too far
2013-07-17 08:17:05 AM  
1 votes:
The correct answer is: be open minded and cool about other people, AND be open minded and cool about the language they use, because hey, shiat's all a little fluid.

Don't be an uptight dick.
2013-07-17 08:16:57 AM  
1 votes:

Mock26: If we are now required to recognize an individual's preferred gender pronoun then fine, I am selecting mine:

You: icky-icky-icky-icky-kapang-zoop-boing
Him: yabba-dabba-doodle-do
His: owowowowowowowowowowowowowowow-ooooop-ow

Anyone who does not respect my gender identification is an evil monster who makes Hitler look like a caring and loving pro-zionist gentleman.


yababoon.com
2013-07-17 08:13:32 AM  
1 votes:

boinkingbill: As long as they have a pretty face, a great body and a good set of coconuts I have no problem porking them up the kazoo.


More or less this

A warm hole is a warm hole
2013-07-17 08:02:26 AM  
1 votes:

Jim_Callahan: No, I don't care because I don't care. I grew up with several siblings, some dogs, and a name that's got an ambiguous pronunciation, gender and ethnicity (no, my handle isn't my actual name, I'm not that dumb). I've been called everything from my little sister's name to the dog's name, had my gender reversed on official paperwork repeatedly, and had people pronounce my surname in a manner consistent with a region that my actual ancestors would automatically have murdered and vice-versa.


076dd0a50e0c1255009e-bd4b8aabaca29897bc751dfaf75b290c.r40.cf1.rackcdn.com

We named the dog Indiana.
2013-07-17 07:54:42 AM  
1 votes:

Bontesla: You don't care because you don't struggle with it. You take it for granted.


I have many transgender friends. Not a single one of them has attempted to invent an alternate set of pronouns for themselves. They started out as one set of existing pronouns and moved to another existing set of pronouns.

This personal pronoun shiat is the epitome of bored, spoiled, suburban white kid problems.

If I'm ever presented with the statement "my preferred pronouns are X/Y/Z" my response will be "how about I just call you narcissist?"
2013-07-17 07:51:43 AM  
1 votes:

Sybarite: I'd complain to the manageress.


That's managerarian, manageringist, mana.. Yo, biznatch, da soup cold!
2013-07-17 07:43:58 AM  
1 votes:
if you're totally for gender equality you wouldn't care what i call you
2013-07-17 07:37:01 AM  
1 votes:

IsThatYourFinalAnswer: who just want to be recognized as normal folks.


That's an ostensibly lofty goal but I'm pretty sure Ward Cleaver is out blowing bums for SoCo in the Greyhound station bog in a tutu while listening to the Scissor Sisters and slamming meth with a turkey baster fit, so good luck on the normal index.  See, the problem with moving everything that doesn't fit comfortably in one's private Idaho into the margins is that eventually, we all end up in an S&M crack dungeon in N. Hollywood and completely out of people to be oppressed by.  Which isn't all that attractive if you can't change the channel.
2013-07-17 07:31:02 AM  
1 votes:

bighairyguy: If that happened to me at Olive Garden, I'd say: "Your gender pronoun is I didn't come here for a lecture, keeping your farking breadsticks, I'm going next door to Red Lobster. "


You takin' her to Red Lobster with the cheddar biscuits? The fam ain't eatin' cheddar biscuits, but this random broad is eatin' cheddar biscuits?
2013-07-17 07:29:59 AM  
1 votes:

IsThatYourFinalAnswer: I always figured trans would be the next "in" thing, but we shot WAY past transgender into this weird world of amorphous constantly shifting nontraditional binary gender declarations.

I guess I'm a closed minded tranny...deep down, you're either male, or female.  may not match with your body, but your core identity is one or the other.

The sad thing, I actually see all this BS reverting trans rights.  We're just barely getting to the point where governments don't require surgery to validate gender.  I see that going down the drain when some of these whackadoos demand recognition of their asexual third-gender spiritual designation on ID.


That's actually the point that the trans woman brought up on the report yesterday. She said something like "I just got into this gender. Could we maybe wait more than a year before dismantling it?"
2013-07-17 07:29:38 AM  
1 votes:
If we are now required to recognize an individual's preferred gender pronoun then fine, I am selecting mine:

You: icky-icky-icky-icky-kapang-zoop-boing
Him: yabba-dabba-doodle-do
His: owowowowowowowowowowowowowowow-ooooop-ow

Anyone who does not respect my gender identification is an evil monster who makes Hitler look like a caring and loving pro-zionist gentleman.
2013-07-17 07:26:58 AM  
1 votes:

Donnchadha: God Is My Co-Pirate: Hey hey hey, the couch is awesome.  Leave our couch alone.

All in all you're just a-nother brick in the toilet-tank-to-help-us-conserve-water-by-taking-up-space-so-the-toilet -flushes-with-less-water


I think I need to redo the meter on that line...


All in all you're just another prick in the stall...
2013-07-17 07:21:23 AM  
1 votes:

dahmers love zombie: We encountered high school students who said, I want you to call me Tractor and use pronouns like zee, zim and zer

LOL


What's wrong with shklee?
2013-07-17 07:20:31 AM  
1 votes:

ox45tallboy: Why don't dudes get a couch? What the hell are women doing in the can that necessitates a couch? I want a couch to chill on in the can. I would totally call the restaurant's number on my cell and ask for my waiter and then tell him bring me another beer to the couch in the men's room. Bonus points if it's a waitress. More bonus points if she does it. Negative points if she changes gender first.


...and THAT is why you do not get a couch!
2013-07-17 07:17:59 AM  
1 votes:

dahmers love zombie: We encountered high school students who said, I want you to call me Tractor and use pronouns like zee, zim and zer

LOL


images.cafepress.com
2013-07-17 07:17:54 AM  
1 votes:
i.qkme.me

And that's all you need to know until she has to take off the Cinderella hair shirt outfit and pay bills.

On the upside, she will happily be offended for you and express great disdain upon your behalf if you're sporting an acceptable social aberration.

Downside, you will eventually offend her, too.
2013-07-17 07:17:33 AM  
1 votes:

kukukupo: "Young people"

This is because they are young and have too much time on their hands.  I used to think a lot of stupid shiat like this when I was younger too.  When they grow up and get a job (if they can get a job) and move on to the next phase of their life - they will have a different view.


Out of curiosity, how many younguns and trans snowflakes are on your lawn right now?
2013-07-17 07:14:40 AM  
1 votes:

Crewmannumber6: Yogimus: What ever happened to "Pervert"?

I prefer 'Weirdo'


The PC term is Impulse Control Challenged.
2013-07-17 07:13:10 AM  
1 votes:

Yogimus: What ever happened to "Pervert"?


I prefer 'Weirdo'
2013-07-17 07:11:44 AM  
1 votes:
What ever happened to "Pervert"?
2013-07-17 07:08:01 AM  
1 votes:

ox45tallboy: DrPainMD: I couldn't agree more, but, since the internet never forgets and I see the direction the forces of political correctness are going, I'm going to have to say, "Stop being such a close-minded, intolerant bigot."

There. Now, in twenty years, I will be hailed as a progressive thinker who was ahead of his time, and you will be lumped in with Limbaugh, Beck, Gingrich and Stalin. Won't that be fun?

Actually, in his younger days, before the Teddy Roosevelt 'stache, Stalin... well, you be the judge.


I'd I'd hit it and quit it.

Also my PGPs are feminine.
2013-07-17 07:07:41 AM  
1 votes:
"eau, muy gawd, like, hello and like, everything is like, about meh, and like, all descriptors are like, totally sexist and hate speech and seau uhpressive and like, we have, like, all this ever seau IMPORTANT gymnastic like, stuff about words and it's very important cause like, I'm a very serious person because, like I got these ublung glusses and they're like, totally serious and you have to care about all this cause it's like, seau uffensive and like, important and gimmie munny nao."

Next slide, please.
2013-07-17 07:06:44 AM  
1 votes:
"Young people"

This is because they are young and have too much time on their hands.  I used to think a lot of stupid shiat like this when I was younger too.  When they grow up and get a job (if they can get a job) and move on to the next phase of their life - they will have a different view.
2013-07-17 07:04:02 AM  
1 votes:

Nabb1: And people wonder why we are lagging behind the rest of the industrialized world in science and math education and more and more high tech jobs are headed overseas.


Yep, it is the lgbt civil rights movement that destroys our ability to do math and science jobs for less money than a company can hire someone in china to do.

Truly you understand world economics and international business models.
2013-07-17 06:59:54 AM  
1 votes:

maudibjr: Why does this have to be so confusing.  I'm just going to keep calling everyone dude.


"Bro" also works really well.

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2013-07-17 06:59:34 AM  
1 votes:
I have an idea: how about you live in your own little world where you call yourself whatever you want and leave everyone else the hell alone?
2013-07-17 06:51:11 AM  
1 votes:

Nabb1: And people wonder why we are lagging behind the rest of the industrialized world in science and math education and more and more high tech jobs are headed overseas.


Pragmatism is oppression.
2013-07-17 01:42:15 AM  
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ox45tallboy: What the hell are women doing in the can that necessitates a couch?


Complaining about the line to get in.
 
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