IlGreven: ...he does know that PPP was one of the most accurate polls of the 2012 elections, right?
spongeboob: Are the Republicans going to be unskewing polls in every election from here on out?
Alphax: Also, no such thing as an RRR poll.
thurstonxhowell: I'm farking shocked that the guy who wanted to make blowjobs illegal is losing. Seriously, if you could see my face, you would know that I am shocked.
Headso: How did I know this was going to be a republican before I read the story if both sides are the same?
TheOmni: Math Republicans do to make themselves feel better.
dickfreckle: keylock71: "Come with me... And you'll be... living in a world of pure imagination..."Ought to be the GOP's theme song...I would also have accepted "Xanadu."
Jim_Callahan: MaudlinMutantMollusk: /Pathetic bastards can't win on their ideas because they have noneOK, in all fairness, in both parties there are people with a real interest in serving the public, with coherent and thought-out ideas that, even if you don't agree with them philosophically, at least have some grounding in real issues of meaningful practical priority and goals that are ultimately sympathetic to most people.In each party there are also a bunch of goddamned morons.The difference between the GOP and the Dems is less the presence or absence of one or the other group as which group is usually ultimately in charge. The Dems usually have a layer of idiots backed by a group of competent people pulling the strings. The GOP's more like a layer of idiots with a few competent people that used to pull the strings holding on for dear life like a man riding a mechanical bull over a spike-filled pit, that's also on fire.All the ideas in the world won't help you if you can't manage your base, or bargained for more populist power than you can actually control. You know there's like twenty guys somewhere up the GOP hierarchy that genuinely want to reasonably reduce the influence of the federal government in a responsible fashion that leads to a balanced budget without screwing anyone, and their mental soundtrack for the last decade has just been an uninterrupted litany of profanity.
MaudlinMutantMollusk: /Pathetic bastards can't win on their ideas because they have none
MaudlinMutantMollusk: TheOmni: Math Republicans do to make themselves feel better.Math Republicans do to make themselves feel better.Math Republicans do to make themselves feel better./Pathetic bastards can't win on their ideas because they have none
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