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(CBS New York)   NYC: We have to close some beaches. There was a sewage leak. NJ: You're supposed to close beaches for that?   (newyork.cbslocal.com) divider line 25
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2013-07-16 10:55:57 PM  
Bad subby, it's always been NYC (besides your snookie) that has polluted the Jersey shore. Most of the abuse in the 80's was medical waste plus Hudson River sewer waste and everything else NYC had to offer. If it weren't for the Clearwater foundation and many others including the Hudson River Foundation, we would not have what we have today.
 
2013-07-17 05:32:04 AM  
The ocean is one big decomposing dump full of fish cum, dead farts and old mattresses... everything on the planet ends up in the ocean as plankton eventually, it's all part and parcel of being locked into an organic cycle of life - shiat - death.
So why anyone would have a problem with swimming alongside a poopship destroyer is beyond me, just close your damn wordhole and get on with enjoying your leisurely soak in the soup.
 
2013-07-17 05:45:16 AM  
NYC is pretty much built on one big land fill anyway. That island ain't all natural.
 
2013-07-17 05:52:53 AM  
SEWAGENADO!!!
 
2013-07-17 06:24:50 AM  

YoOjo: The ocean is one big decomposing dump full of fish cum, dead farts and old mattresses... everything on the planet ends up in the ocean as plankton eventually, it's all part and parcel of being locked into an organic cycle of life - shiat - death.
So why anyone would have a problem with swimming alongside a poopship destroyer is beyond me, just close your damn wordhole and get on with enjoying your leisurely soak in the soup.


if i squeeze sum ketchup into the ocean they'll be ketchup in there too
 
2013-07-17 06:57:34 AM  
NJ beaches ranked 7th out of the 30 states, that have beaches, this year for cleanliness.

So up yours subby.
 
2013-07-17 06:58:02 AM  
Close the beaches? IT was probably just a boating accident anyways.
 
2013-07-17 07:17:42 AM  

fusillade762: SEWAGENADO!!!


Oh the fans will love that.
 
2013-07-17 07:23:30 AM  

AlwaysRightBoy: Bad subby, it's always been NYC (besides your snookie) that has polluted the Jersey shore. Most of the abuse in the 80's was medical waste plus Hudson River sewer waste and everything else NYC had to offer. If it weren't for the Clearwater foundation and many others including the Hudson River Foundation, we would not have what we have today.


From 1989, my favorite Cape Maybe story http://articles.chicagotribune.com/1989-08-04/news/8901020112_1_chlor i ne-beaches-county-health-officials
 
2013-07-17 07:26:18 AM  
...and the civil engineer speaks up last of all and says, "God is definitely a civil engineer, because only a civil engineer would run a sewage line through a recreational area".
 
2013-07-17 07:28:10 AM  
 
2013-07-17 07:40:07 AM  
What have you got against Baby Ruths?
 
2013-07-17 08:11:18 AM  
Ignore the warnings...Just get a small floatation device and enjoy your rum ham in peace and quiet
 
2013-07-17 08:16:54 AM  
people keep cracking jokes, but wildwood crest is one of the cleanest beaches in the country per a recently released epa report... so suck it ny
 
2013-07-17 08:55:23 AM  
Ooh, that smell! Hurricane Sandy released 10 billion gallons of sewage into New York and New Jersey waterwaysSuperstorm flooded treatment plants. Rivers, beaches overwhelmed by the brown tide.
Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/report-sandy-filled-waterways-poo p -article-1.1330630#ixzz2ZJ5zNFlP
 
2013-07-17 09:17:30 AM  
"there was a guy
an underwater guy who controlled the sea
got killed by ten million pounds of sludge
from New York and New Jersey
this monkey's gone to heaven"
 
2013-07-17 10:06:25 AM  
Scrubs. Washington DC dumps raw sewage into the Potomac all day and people still swim a few feet from it.
 
2013-07-17 10:18:43 AM  

IdBeCrazyIf: Ignore the warnings...Just get a small floatation device and enjoy your rum ham in peace and quiet


As long as you don't let Frank possess a knife.
 
2013-07-17 10:29:17 AM  

s1ugg0: NJ beaches ranked 7th out of the 30 states, that have beaches, this year for cleanliness.

So up yours subby.


Yes, subby is an ignorant asshole.
 
2013-07-17 10:31:39 AM  
Meanwhile, in San Diego:

i.imgur.com

/shakes fist at Mexico
 
2013-07-17 10:33:11 AM  
Funny how I could always tell when I was crossing in to NJ... Just driving down the highway, windows down and OMG, what's that smell?!?!?! About 1000ft later the "Welcome to New Jersey" sign would pop up... yep, NJ stinks, litterally.
 
2013-07-17 10:48:11 AM  

JackalRabbit: NYC is pretty much built on one big land fill anyway. That island ain't all natural.


I think you're referring to Central Park.
 
2013-07-17 01:48:24 PM  

TryptophanX86: Funny how I could always tell when I was crossing in to NJ... Just driving down the highway, windows down and OMG, what's that smell?!?!?! About 1000ft later the "Welcome to New Jersey" sign would pop up... yep, NJ stinks, litterally.


No, that's just your mother's crotch that smells to high heaven. Just leave her home, man.
 
2013-07-17 02:40:54 PM  
They call it "sunscreen", which explains the strange brownish color of the guido skin.
 
2013-07-17 06:29:20 PM  
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