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(Chicago Trib)   Liz Cheney hopes to lick the competition in the Wyoming senate race   (chicagotribune.com ) divider line
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2013-07-16 11:37:25 PM  

Lost Thought 00: Bush/Cheney 2016!

 
2013-07-16 11:37:51 PM  

AdolfOliverPanties: Lionel Mandrake: Liz Cheney is a horrible person.

I honestly believe she has sex with her father.


Do you realize how much midget porn I'm going to have to jerk off to in order to burn that image out of my head?

Oh well...... *ZIIIIIIIIIIP* get busy fappin' or get busy dyin'.
 
2013-07-16 11:38:03 PM  

bwilson27: Lost Thought 00: Bush/Cheney 2016!


1funny.com
 
2013-07-16 11:48:25 PM  

AdolfOliverPanties: Lionel Mandrake: Liz Cheney is a horrible person.

I honestly believe she has sex with her father.


Does he finish by shooting her in the face?

/Aisle seat. . .
 
2013-07-16 11:56:46 PM  

djkutch: MaudlinMutantMollusk: AdolfOliverPanties: Lionel Mandrake: Liz Cheney is a horrible person.

I honestly believe she has sex with her father.

You... I... You're... despicable

Look at this saber. Look at it!
[img.photobucket.com image 296x468]



*Backs out of thread slowly*   o_O
 
2013-07-17 12:02:39 AM  

HighOnCraic: AdolfOliverPanties: Lionel Mandrake: Liz Cheney is a horrible person.

I honestly believe she has sex with her father.

Does he finish by shooting her in the face?

/Aisle seat. . .


Wow. Just wow. I'm an asshole and even I think that's in bad taste.
 
2013-07-17 12:15:58 AM  

Somacandra: HighOnCraic: AdolfOliverPanties: Lionel Mandrake: Liz Cheney is a horrible person.

I honestly believe she has sex with her father.

Does he finish by shooting her in the face?

/Aisle seat. . .

Wow. Just wow. I'm an asshole and even I think that's in bad taste.


Not sure if I should be ashamed or proud that I've offended the delicate sensibilities of a farker.

[whynotboth.jpg]
 
2013-07-17 12:22:45 AM  
Only reason she is running is because Dick Cheney has no one else in DC that he has any control over. No GOP member would dare be associated with him. Poor Dubya got hoodwinked in 2000 to let him have a role.
 
2013-07-17 12:24:15 AM  

HighOnCraic: AdolfOliverPanties: Lionel Mandrake: Liz Cheney is a horrible person.

I honestly believe she has sex with her father.

Does he finish by shooting her in the face?

/Aisle seat. . .


Slow clap.
 
2013-07-17 12:27:32 AM  

dericwater: HighOnCraic: AdolfOliverPanties: Lionel Mandrake: Liz Cheney is a horrible person.

I honestly believe she has sex with her father.

Does he finish by shooting her in the face?

/Aisle seat. . .

Slow clap.


I feel bad for saying it, but sooner or later, someone would've gone there. . .
 
2013-07-17 12:29:59 AM  
Yeah I'd love to represent a bunch of anti-Obama survivalist Wild West types in a really windy state like Wyoming.
 
2013-07-17 12:33:58 AM  

mediablitz: And has lived in Wyoming all of... 1 YEAR.


So she's following the Hillary Clinton career plan, then?
 
2013-07-17 12:35:04 AM  

mjjt: ok apart from all the hate on her, what's interesting is what Slate said about this - the start of civil war in GOP


Daddy taught her well. Enzi was his fishin' buddy, and is about as conservative as they come.

This could make a great movie.  It's similar to Frankenstein, whose monster kills the people surrounding the creator: An amoral man, one without a conscience or ethics, raises a daughter in his mold. Who does she try to destroy? Daddy's buddy, and by doing so divides Daddy's party. The GOP is completely against her doing this, but she doesn't give a damn because she only looks out for herself, like Daddy. The fun part is going to be watching daddy squirm.... and possibly endorsing his old fishin buddy over his daughter. USA!
 
2013-07-17 12:37:18 AM  
NewportBarGuy: cheneyboner.jpg

i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-17 12:45:26 AM  

AdolfOliverPanties: Lionel Mandrake: Liz Cheney is a horrible person.

I honestly believe she has sex with her father.


img.wonkette.com

Sorry 'bout posting that...that which is seen cannot be unseen.
 
2013-07-17 01:05:41 AM  
Liz Cheney, the pro-torture cheerleader?

Yeah, this thread was always going to devolve into horror.
 
2013-07-17 01:10:32 AM  

whidbey: Yeah I'd love to represent a bunch of anti-Obama survivalist Wild West types in a really windy state like Wyoming.


But the upside is she only needs to bribe convince what, 2-300 people?

/she should be thankful sheep can't vote
 
2013-07-17 02:06:59 AM  
As a matter of grave national security, we need to round up all of the Cheneys, Bushes, Clintons, Rumsfelds, Brzezinskis and Kissingers, and send them all to Gitmo and never let them out. Remove their DNA from the human gene pool for ever. They are a curse on the country and have caused Americans more deaths and suffering than any of our so-called "enemies" ever could.
 
2013-07-17 02:41:21 AM  
liz who?
 
2013-07-17 04:06:39 AM  
This is post #70.

/*shudder*
//I had no idea what this thread had become when I clicked
 
2013-07-17 04:32:25 AM  

Bathia_Mapes: AdolfOliverPanties: Lionel Mandrake: Liz Cheney is a horrible person.

I honestly believe she has sex with her father.

ACK!

There isn't enough mind bleach on the entire planet to rid myself of that mental image.


It's possible if you don't know how she looks and can't remember how he looks :D
 
2013-07-17 06:11:12 AM  
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/don't even remember what thread I made these for, but it was back in 2009 or so
//probably in response to her founding of Keep America Safe and first floating the idea of running for Senate
//but she said something about allowing kids in Iraq to become terrorists
 
2013-07-17 06:33:08 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-17 08:07:25 AM  
Cheney, 46, launched herself into the race with a nearly six-minute Web video in which she laid out a conservative agenda, calling the federal government too large and wasteful of taxpayer dollars, and sharply criticized Democratic President Barack Obama.


Yawn.

President Obama has launched a war on our Second Amendment rights, he's launched a war on our religious freedom, he's used the IRS to launch a war on our freedom of speech and he's used the EPA to launch a war on Wyoming's ranchers, our farmers and our energy industry," she said on the video.

Sigh.
 
2013-07-17 08:19:12 AM  
She's a lesbian and anyone who loves Jesus knows Liz Cheney is going to hell suffer unimaginable torment for all eternity and suck on the devil satan's big warty penis.
 
2013-07-17 08:29:20 AM  

chuckles5: She's a lesbian and anyone who loves Jesus knows Liz Cheney is going to hell suffer unimaginable torment for all eternity and suck on the devil satan's big warty penis.


Mary is the lesbian one.

Liz Cheney is the evil one.
 
2013-07-17 08:35:03 AM  
I'm a little confused. She complains that Obama is exercising too much power and government is too big, yet her college thesis argued that presidents have virtually unlimited power when it comes to security matters. FTA: Her most forceful conclusion is that the Founders "certainly did not intend, nor does history substantiate, the idea that Congress should legislate specific limits on the President's power."

So I assume her criticisms of Obama will be limited to domestic policy?

Oh, and here's a fun one... Liz Cheney defending Halliburton and KBR.
/not a fan of Huffington, but as someone responsible for military infrastructure I hate KBR and Halliburton with a passion
 
2013-07-17 08:56:38 AM  

DamnYankees: I also love the blatant anti-meritocratic nature of this. This person has never held any position of any sort in her life, and from what I can tell has absolutely no qualifications for this job other than being Dick Cheney's daughter. Meritocracy, amiright?


She's a paid political shill for the GOP.  That's pretty much all the qualifications you need these days.
 
2013-07-17 09:01:23 AM  

Close2TheEdge: DamnYankees: I also love the blatant anti-meritocratic nature of this. This person has never held any position of any sort in her life, and from what I can tell has absolutely no qualifications for this job other than being Dick Cheney's daughter. Meritocracy, amiright?

She's a paid political shill for the GOP.  That's pretty much all the qualifications you need these days.


She has the potential to add a whole new meaning the word "sell-out" in politics. I seriously don't think she even knows the difference between right and wrong.
 
2013-07-17 10:12:52 AM  

T-Servo: I'm a little confused. She complains that Obama is exercising too much power and government is too big, yet her college thesis argued that presidents have virtually unlimited power when it comes to security matters. FTA: Her most forceful conclusion is that the Founders "certainly did not intend, nor does history substantiate, the idea that Congress should legislate specific limits on the President's power."


Which is funny considering that most of the Founders feared a strong executive and wanted the Congress to be the most powerful body as they felt it most closely reflected the will of the people.  It was only the concept of separation of powers that ultimately convinced them to go with the executive model we use today.
 
2013-07-17 10:21:02 AM  

ole prophet: Mentat: Oldiron_79: And Dems in Gerrymandered districts probably have to worry about the same thing except to the left, and they can Gerrymander their districts more because the Justice dept doesn't have to approve theirs. Start a 3rd party of them under a name like the Demicrat party and with canidates who've changed their names to Kennedy and Clinton

[i1282.photobucket.com image 307x400]

Indeed.
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Florida's 5th District: All the politics of gerrymandering you can handle.


I'm waiting for them to pass a new law that says the districts don't have to be contiguous. then they could put every dem enclave in one district that looked like a bunch of dots on a map.
 
2013-07-17 12:23:20 PM  

DamnYankees: I'm pretty sure she would become the most evil Senator upon taking office.


She can't, because she's a Lezbo. Now, if the FarkLibtards all of a sudden don't like Lezbos, then all their heads should assplode from hypocrisy.
 
2013-07-17 12:25:53 PM  

mediablitz: DamnYankees: I also love the blatant anti-meritocratic nature of this. This person has never held any position of any sort in her life, and from what I can tell has absolutely no qualifications for this job other than being Dick Cheney's daughter. Meritocracy, amiright?

And has lived in Wyoming all of... 1 YEAR.


{cough} Hillary {cough}
 
2013-07-17 12:35:06 PM  
Phoenix87ta:

[HNNNNNNNNNNGGG!]

I would readily believe that that is Cheney's 'O' face.


It's probably a lot of people's O-face.  One can't be held accountable for the expressions one has while popping the ol' cork.  It is our least graceful moment.

T-Servo:
I'm a little confused. She complains that Obama is exercising too much power and government is too big, yet her college thesis argued that presidents have virtually unlimited power when it comes to security matters. FTA: Her most forceful conclusion is that the Founders "certainly did not intend, nor does history substantiate, the idea that Congress should legislate specific limits on the President's power."

You're not confused.  You correctly suspect that she believes strong executive power is a privilege best reserved for Republicans, not uppity Democrats.
 
2013-07-17 12:43:53 PM  

Tumunga: DamnYankees: I'm pretty sure she would become the most evil Senator upon taking office.

She can't, because she's a Lezbo. Now, if the FarkLibtards all of a sudden don't like Lezbos, then all their heads should assplode from hypocrisy.


Do you read at all?? Her sister is the lesbian.
 
2013-07-17 12:48:48 PM  
Musikslayer:
Tumunga: DamnYankees: I'm pretty sure she would become the most evil Senator upon taking office.

She can't, because she's a Lezbo. Now, if the FarkLibtards all of a sudden don't like Lezbos, then all their heads should assplode from hypocrisy.

Do you read at all?? Her sister is the lesbian.


Oh, I thought gayness was supposedly genetic and not a life style choice?  So now her sister is a lesbian, but she somehow isn't?

Which is it, libs?  WHICH IS IT?
 
2013-07-17 12:52:24 PM  

No Such Agency: Musikslayer:
Tumunga: DamnYankees: I'm pretty sure she would become the most evil Senator upon taking office.

She can't, because she's a Lezbo. Now, if the FarkLibtards all of a sudden don't like Lezbos, then all their heads should assplode from hypocrisy.

Do you read at all?? Her sister is the lesbian.

Oh, I thought gayness was supposedly genetic and not a life style choice?  So now her sister is a lesbian, but she somehow isn't?

Which is it, libs?  WHICH IS IT?


Grampa?????
 
2013-07-17 04:51:41 PM  

Musikslayer: Tumunga: DamnYankees: I'm pretty sure she would become the most evil Senator upon taking office.

She can't, because she's a Lezbo. Now, if the FarkLibtards all of a sudden don't like Lezbos, then all their heads should assplode from hypocrisy.

Do you read at all?? Her sister is the lesbian.


Who reads articles linked on Fark? I'm just here for the threads. This is where I get my news.
 
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