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(Next Movie)   Mary-Louise Parker interview: "I'd much rather be doing porn anyway, I'm hoping to move to that"   ( divider line
    More: Amusing, Mary-Louise Parker, humans, R.I.P.D., St. Elmo's fire, Steppenwolf, deadpan, John Malkovich, James Gandolfini  
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12534 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 16 Jul 2013 at 8:11 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-07-16 08:19:18 PM  
4 votes:
It was if a million bunks cried out in pain..
2013-07-16 08:24:49 PM  
3 votes:

It's as if millions of kittens cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.
2013-07-16 08:14:07 PM  
3 votes:
Don't dream it, be it.
2013-07-16 08:12:59 PM  
3 votes:
2013-07-16 09:25:32 PM  
2 votes:

Gulper Eel: talkertopc: I would never have guessed that she is 48 without googling her, does she bathe in the blood of virgins?

She does.

With Phoebe Cates (who is 50 today).

/and there go all the old men to their bunks

I turn 63 in the fall and I would be happy to disappoint either one of them.
2013-07-16 08:35:45 PM  
2 votes:
Will she mindlessly chew on a latte straw throughout the sexings?
2013-07-16 08:22:58 PM  
2 votes:

AdolfOliverPanties: Now? Only out of curiosity and probably nary an engorgement at all.

You're just a burnt-out shell of a man...
2013-07-16 08:16:48 PM  
2 votes:
Talk is cheap...
2013-07-17 11:36:59 AM  
1 vote:

Bslim: Meh, I could walk out right now and see five or six biatches that are 10 times hotter than her.

I'm jealous of the amount of sex you must have had in your life.
2013-07-17 04:32:48 AM  
1 vote:

Gestankfaust: I read this whole comment section and got just what I though....more cookie cutter crap

Seriously...can you dumbass Farkers come up with anything new?

I read this whole comment section and couldn't believe the obligatory douche hadn't shown up yet....oh! there he is!

/can't you retarded trolls come up with a different place to hang out?
2013-07-17 04:09:11 AM  
1 vote:
I'd kill to be in a threesome with her and Lauren Graham.

/Realized I was old when the mom on The Gilmore Girls was more attractive to me than the daughter.
2013-07-16 10:44:13 PM  
1 vote:

cryinoutloud: freetomato: She seems like a cool chick, one who would be fun to have a beer with. But then, I love " Fried Green Tomatoes."
Billy Crudup dumped her for Claire Danes when she was 7 months pregnant. I hope her success rubs him raw every day."Red" is a huge potential franchise. I look forward to seeing "Red 2."

Was that her? I remember the story, but not who was involved.

Yeah, that's pretty bad.

I marginally follow celebrity gossip.  The girl who played a girl who I liked in a movie about a deep and meaningful female friendship got shafted by a man. Therefore, by girlfriend code, I must hate him for the wrong he has done to my movie friend.

I will go all Idgie on his ass.
2013-07-16 09:46:33 PM  
1 vote:

ZeroCorpse: -p arker-nude-2-angels-in-america-400x439.jpg
2013-07-16 09:17:22 PM  
1 vote:

talkertopc: I would never have guessed that she is 48 without googling her, does she bathe in the blood of virgins?

She does.

With Phoebe Cates (who is 50 today).

/and there go all the old men to their bunks
2013-07-16 08:22:08 PM  
1 vote:
2013-07-16 08:19:11 PM  
1 vote:
A lot of nudity, flimsy plots, and bad acting. Sounds like it'd be a natural transition from "Weeds" to porn for her.
2013-07-16 08:14:42 PM  
1 vote:
I love Mary Louise Parker. If she does porn, I would totally watch it if you know what I mean.. and I think you do.
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