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(Next Movie)   Mary-Louise Parker interview: "I'd much rather be doing porn anyway, I'm hoping to move to that"   (nextmovie.com) divider line 100
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2013-07-16 10:44:13 PM  

cryinoutloud: freetomato: She seems like a cool chick, one who would be fun to have a beer with. But then, I love " Fried Green Tomatoes."
Billy Crudup dumped her for Claire Danes when she was 7 months pregnant. I hope her success rubs him raw every day."Red" is a huge potential franchise. I look forward to seeing "Red 2."

Was that her? I remember the story, but not who was involved.

Yeah, that's pretty bad.



I marginally follow celebrity gossip.  The girl who played a girl who I liked in a movie about a deep and meaningful female friendship got shafted by a man. Therefore, by girlfriend code, I must hate him for the wrong he has done to my movie friend.

I will go all Idgie on his ass.
 
2013-07-16 10:53:33 PM  
I'd swallow it (ya know, to not be a hypocrite).

NSFW
 
2013-07-16 10:59:17 PM  
The only reason I would've watched weeds
 
2013-07-16 11:00:04 PM  

darkjezter: ZeroCorpse: This is what a hot woman in her 40s looks like and it's why you can keep your 20-something chicks. Maturity can be so damned sexy!

Mary Louise Parker looks damn good for her age, but I'm willing to bet that she'd sell her soul to be 21 years old again.


Finally, some rational people on Fark!

BATMANATEE: darkjezter: ZeroCorpse: This is what a hot woman in her 40s looks like and it's why you can keep your 20-something chicks. Maturity can be so damned sexy!

Mary Louise Parker looks damn good for her age, but I'm willing to bet that she'd sell her soul to be 21 years old again.

Most of us over 30 would.


What's happening to my Fark?

Mentat: BATMANATEE: darkjezter: ZeroCorpse: This is what a hot woman in her 40s looks like and it's why you can keep your 20-something chicks. Maturity can be so damned sexy!

Mary Louise Parker looks damn good for her age, but I'm willing to bet that she'd sell her soul to be 21 years old again.

Most of us over 30 would.

25?  Yes.  21?  No way in hell.


Wouldn't it be awesome if we could choose?
 
2013-07-16 11:06:46 PM  

AdolfOliverPanties: Fifteen years ago?  Book it.  Done.  Virtually glued to my bunk.

Now?  Only out of curiosity and probably nary an engorgement at all.


She was completely nude in Angels in America and she looked great.  That was 10 years ago.
 
2013-07-16 11:58:24 PM  

Mentat: BATMANATEE: darkjezter: ZeroCorpse: This is what a hot woman in her 40s looks like and it's why you can keep your 20-something chicks. Maturity can be so damned sexy!

Mary Louise Parker looks damn good for her age, but I'm willing to bet that she'd sell her soul to be 21 years old again.

Most of us over 30 would.

25?  Yes.  21?  No way in hell.


seconded.  by mid-twenties i'd made most of the mistakes you only want to make once...  going further back just means i'll do it again...
 
2013-07-17 12:11:01 AM  
I have absolutely no interest in being 21 again.

Now, if I could have a 28-year-old body with my 42-year-old brain, then I might be tempted. But to actually be 21 years old, with the same brain contents I had then? Hell no. 21 was my stupid period, and I didn't even drink. When I was much older, I dated a few people under 21, and I realized that most people under 30 are a real mess. I wisely avoided ever doing that again.

Anyone who is in their 40s who wants to be 21 again is crazy.
 
2013-07-17 12:21:39 AM  
I read this whole comment section and got just what I though....more cookie cutter crap

Seriously...can you dumbass Farkers come up with anything new?
 
2013-07-17 12:26:31 AM  

Gestankfaust: I read this whole comment section and got just what I though....more cookie cutter crap

Seriously...can you dumbass Farkers come up with anything new?


Yeah, I remember my first beer.
 
2013-07-17 12:28:50 AM  

Gestankfaust: I read this whole comment section and got just what I though....more cookie cutter crap

Seriously...can you dumbass Farkers come up with anything new?


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2013-07-17 12:33:56 AM  
 
2013-07-17 01:46:22 AM  
Who?

Oh, she'd be good for some MILF porn.
 
2013-07-17 02:00:51 AM  
Always thought if you squint yer eyes india summer kinda looks like her

media.247sports.com

/ shes seen a lot o' jizz
 
2013-07-17 02:03:32 AM  
Moar milfy pron goodness

darklydexter.com
 
FNG [TotalFark]
2013-07-17 02:08:12 AM  
If she hadn't seen a lot jizz, that would be a shame.

She's just trolling for attention, and that's fine with me.
 
2013-07-17 02:18:04 AM  
Yes, I would.
 
2013-07-17 02:41:19 AM  

ZeroCorpse: I have absolutely no interest in being 21 again.

Now, if I could have a 28-year-old body with my 42-year-old brain, then I might be tempted. But to actually be 21 years old, with the same brain contents I had then? Hell no. 21 was my stupid period, and I didn't even drink. When I was much older, I dated a few people under 21, and I realized that most people under 30 are a real mess. I wisely avoided ever doing that again.

Anyone who is in their 40s who wants to be 21 again is crazy.


What if you could be 14 again with your own current brain so you could pick up 14-year-olds? Or would that be weird?
 
2013-07-17 03:15:00 AM  

Omahawg: i've always thought she was hot

call me, mary louise!


Damn right.  Threesome with Mary Steenburgen.
/drool...
 
2013-07-17 03:20:04 AM  

AeAe: I love Mary Louise Parker. If she does porn, I would totally watch it if you know what I mean.. and I think you do.



Not only would I watch it, but I would masturbate to it, too.

...If you know what I mean.
 
2013-07-17 03:26:03 AM  
Call me, Mary Louise! I'm available! I'll work cheap!
 
2013-07-17 04:09:11 AM  
I'd kill to be in a threesome with her and Lauren Graham.

/Realized I was old when the mom on The Gilmore Girls was more attractive to me than the daughter.
 
2013-07-17 04:32:48 AM  

Gestankfaust: I read this whole comment section and got just what I though....more cookie cutter crap

Seriously...can you dumbass Farkers come up with anything new?


I read this whole comment section and couldn't believe the obligatory douche hadn't shown up yet....oh! there he is!

/can't you retarded trolls come up with a different place to hang out?
 
2013-07-17 07:53:28 AM  

UCJJ: I think subby misspelled the word "Hero" in the tag.


Well, she made me seriously laugh with the original quote (in context), so I went with what I went with.
 
2013-07-17 08:23:09 AM  

talkertopc: I would never have guessed that she is 48 without googling her, does she bathe in the blood of virgins?


i1.ytimg.com
 
2013-07-17 08:23:27 AM  

ZeroCorpse: Anyone who is in their 40s who wants to be 21 again is crazy.


Good thing no one thinks time travel is real. Anyone who thinks the physical body of a 40s person is better than a 21 year old's is the crazy one.
 
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2013-07-17 08:25:37 AM  
I'd watch the shiat outta her porn. 15 years ago, 10, now, that's fine. I'm all over that.
 
2013-07-17 08:31:13 AM  

Gulper Eel: talkertopc: I would never have guessed that she is 48 without googling her, does she bathe in the blood of virgins?

She does.

With Phoebe Cates (who is 50 today)....

[screeching car sound]

Phoebe is FIFTY!!!???!????? O_O

*GIS*

www.peolpstar.com

 Damn, that's... actually, a remarkably good-looking 50.

/happy birthday, Phoebe!
//and happy 30th anniversary on your relationship with Señor Kline
 
2013-07-17 08:39:24 AM  

coolpapabell: /Realized I was old when the mom on The Gilmore Girls was more attractive to me than the daughter.


Fark that, that's not being old, that's being smart. Lauren Graham actually looks like she has a thought in her head, unlike Alexis Bledel.
 
2013-07-17 08:42:27 AM  

BATMANATEE: Most of us over 30 would.


Fark that. My twenties were stupid and annoying. I'd settle for 32. And, coincidentally, I have this Immortal Atom Aging Cream that will allow you to choose which age you would like to appear! Only $69.95 per weekly dose. Paypal and all major credit cards accepted.
 
2013-07-17 08:55:58 AM  

Trocadero: Kendra


i202.photobucket.com

Not seeing it.
 
2013-07-17 09:14:41 AM  

ZeroCorpse: NSFW

http://www.realcelebritynudes.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/mary_lo ui se_parker-nude-10.jpg

http://www.nudecelebrityz.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/mary-louise -p arker-nude-2-angels-in-america-400x439.jpg

http://www.nudecelebrityz.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/mary-louise -p arker-full-nude-topless-ass-and-hot-lingerie-pictures-from-esquire-mag azine-x52.jpg

http://www.newsgab.com/attachments/celebrity-pictures/255356d1271238 75 0-mary-louise-parker-nude-covered-esquire-magazine-november-2002-26177 _mary_louise_parker02_clse1_122_341lo.jpg

This is what a hot woman in her 40s looks like and it's why you can keep your 20-something chicks. Maturity can be so damned sexy!

/My girl's also 40-something and in great shape.
//We both avoided tanning and took care of ourselves.
///That's the key: Don't tan if you want nice skin after you hit 30.


Dammit, this wasn't posted when I checked this thread this evening. Now I have to wait a whole day to see these.
 
2013-07-17 09:28:47 AM  
Sign me up to co-star with her! She is so farkin' hot!
 
2013-07-17 09:28:57 AM  
The fact she knows granny porn is a thing tells me she spends some time looking around the tubes.
 
2013-07-17 10:16:29 AM  
After seeing those NSFW pics I have to say Damn!!!!  Her body is smoking hot even for 48.  And those boobies so perky.  Oh and the nips.  Not bad at all.....
 
2013-07-17 10:18:29 AM  

darkjezter: ZeroCorpse: This is what a hot woman in her 40s looks like and it's why you can keep your 20-something chicks. Maturity can be so damned sexy!

Mary Louise Parker looks damn good for her age, but I'm willing to bet that she'd sell her soul to be 21 years old again.


Yes, I bet she's dying to become a relative unknown again.
 
2013-07-17 10:26:18 AM  

ZeroCorpse: I have absolutely no interest in being 21 again.

Now, if I could have a 28-year-old body with my 42-year-old brain, then I might be tempted. But to actually be 21 years old, with the same brain contents I had then? Hell no. 21 was my stupid period, and I didn't even drink. When I was much older, I dated a few people under 21, and I realized that most people under 30 are a real mess. I wisely avoided ever doing that again.

Anyone who is in their 40s who wants to be 21 again is crazy.


This.
 
2013-07-17 10:27:11 AM  

Clutch2013: fusillade762: Caught "Red" recently and was pleasantly surprised. Then in rapid succession "The Losers" and "The A-Team" aired on cable. Sensing a pattern here...

The A-Team was much more awesome than it should have been. The Extended/Director's Cut, anyway. Theatrical was a bit of a mess, but then, I watched the EC first anyway.




They should not have passed on "The Losers" script. That was the A-Team.
 
2013-07-17 10:29:52 AM  
Meh, I could walk out right now and see five or six biatches that are 10 times hotter than her.
 
2013-07-17 10:39:08 AM  

Quantum Apostrophe: ZeroCorpse: Anyone who is in their 40s who wants to be 21 again is crazy.

Good thing no one thinks time travel is real. Anyone who thinks the physical body of a 40s person is better than a 21 year old's is the crazy one.


It's more about knowing what to do with the body.  21 yr old might look great while you're out, but back in the sheets the older woman has decades more experience.  That makes a huge difference and covers over many of the physical changes for me (within reason, using MLP as an example here, not the average American).
 
2013-07-17 10:40:16 AM  
img2.timeinc.net
 
2013-07-17 10:56:05 AM  
Jennifer White looks like a younger trashier version of MLP
 
2013-07-17 11:14:13 AM  

TelemonianAjax: Quantum Apostrophe: ZeroCorpse: Anyone who is in their 40s who wants to be 21 again is crazy.

Good thing no one thinks time travel is real. Anyone who thinks the physical body of a 40s person is better than a 21 year old's is the crazy one.

It's more about knowing what to do with the body.  21 yr old might look great while you're out, but back in the sheets the older woman has decades more experience.  That makes a huge difference and covers over many of the physical changes for me (within reason, using MLP as an example here, not the average American).


Exactly.

And some 40-somethings have bodies that are better than many 20-somethings. How many 20ish chicks out there are rocking muffin tops and are out of shape and busted? Quite a lot, these days. The younger generation parties harder now, and ends up looking older than 40 by their late 20s.

All you need to do is compare Lindsey Lohan to Mary Louise Parker. I'll take the older one, not the older-looking one.
 
2013-07-17 11:35:00 AM  

ZeroCorpse: TelemonianAjax: Quantum Apostrophe: ZeroCorpse: Anyone who is in their 40s who wants to be 21 again is crazy.

Good thing no one thinks time travel is real. Anyone who thinks the physical body of a 40s person is better than a 21 year old's is the crazy one.

It's more about knowing what to do with the body.  21 yr old might look great while you're out, but back in the sheets the older woman has decades more experience.  That makes a huge difference and covers over many of the physical changes for me (within reason, using MLP as an example here, not the average American).

Exactly.

And some 40-somethings have bodies that are better than many 20-somethings. How many 20ish chicks out there are rocking muffin tops and are out of shape and busted? Quite a lot, these days. The younger generation parties harder now, and ends up looking older than 40 by their late 20s.

All you need to do is compare Lindsey Lohan to Mary Louise Parker. I'll take the older one, not the older-looking one.


Forget it. He suffers from Peter Pan Syndrome.
 
2013-07-17 11:36:59 AM  

Bslim: Meh, I could walk out right now and see five or six biatches that are 10 times hotter than her.


I'm jealous of the amount of sex you must have had in your life.
 
2013-07-17 11:39:52 AM  
Hero tag on vacation or something?

/ Gilmore Girls? the daughter was sooooooo stupid. I liked her annoying friend, though. you know, the annoying biatch.
 
2013-07-17 11:46:37 AM  

firesign: drjekel_mrhyde: She aged well for a white female movie star

Having first watched Red after a then-recent re-watching of Saved, I was astounded at how she actually looked almost 10 years *younger*, rather than 6 years older. Granted, some of that was definitely the hairstyles, but... just wow.


I just saw Red on tv a week ago and noticed that many of her mannerisms reminded me of Jennifer Aniston (I guess the way she smirked in a few scenes reminded me of her).
 
2013-07-17 03:06:01 PM  
FAP
 
2013-07-17 04:38:09 PM  
Parker in my driveway.
 
2013-07-17 07:36:16 PM  

legion_of_doo: Hero tag on vacation or something?

/ Gilmore Girls? the daughter was sooooooo stupid. I liked her annoying friend, though. you know, the annoying biatch.


She's on "Bunheads" (another Sherman-Palladino show) now. Or will be if they get around to renewing it.
 
2013-07-18 08:12:08 AM  

Empty H: I will probably be blasted but I never could get into weeds. All my friends that smoked loved the show so I tried it. Only thing I could come up with is they liked it because it validated them smoking.


I tried it too, all I got was a dry mouth.
 
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