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(Next Movie)   Mary-Louise Parker interview: "I'd much rather be doing porn anyway, I'm hoping to move to that"   (nextmovie.com) divider line 100
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2013-07-16 08:12:59 PM
fc04.deviantart.net
 
2013-07-16 08:14:07 PM
Don't dream it, be it.
 
2013-07-16 08:14:42 PM
I love Mary Louise Parker. If she does porn, I would totally watch it if you know what I mean.. and I think you do.
 
2013-07-16 08:16:48 PM
Talk is cheap...
 
2013-07-16 08:18:22 PM
I will probably be blasted but I never could get into weeds. All my friends that smoked loved the show so I tried it. Only thing I could come up with is they liked it because it validated them smoking.
 
2013-07-16 08:19:03 PM
She aged well for a white female movie star
 
2013-07-16 08:19:11 PM
A lot of nudity, flimsy plots, and bad acting. Sounds like it'd be a natural transition from "Weeds" to porn for her.
 
2013-07-16 08:19:18 PM
It was if a million bunks cried out in pain..
 
2013-07-16 08:20:49 PM
Caught "Red" recently and was pleasantly surprised. Then in rapid succession "The Losers" and "The A-Team" aired on cable. Sensing a pattern here...
 
2013-07-16 08:21:02 PM
Fifteen years ago?  Book it.  Done.  Virtually glued to my bunk.

Now?  Only out of curiosity and probably nary an engorgement at all.
 
2013-07-16 08:22:08 PM
i306.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-16 08:22:57 PM

fusillade762: Caught "Red" recently and was pleasantly surprised. Then in rapid succession "The Losers" and "The A-Team" aired on cable. Sensing a pattern here...


I caught Red recently as well

Much better than I thought it would be

Bruce Willis is more talented than people think he is
 
wee [TotalFark]
2013-07-16 08:22:58 PM

AdolfOliverPanties: Now? Only out of curiosity and probably nary an engorgement at all.


You're just a burnt-out shell of a man...
 
2013-07-16 08:23:28 PM
i've always thought she was hot

call me, mary louise!
 
2013-07-16 08:24:49 PM
i44.tinypic.com

It's as if millions of kittens cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.
 
2013-07-16 08:25:15 PM

AdolfOliverPanties: Fifteen years ago?  Book it.  Done.  Virtually glued to my bunk.

Now?  Only out of curiosity and probably nary an engorgement at all.



I found her irresistable during her West Wing days. Farking Amy man....and Josh gave that up
 
2013-07-16 08:25:55 PM

fusillade762: Caught "Red" recently and was pleasantly surprised. Then in rapid succession "The Losers" and "The A-Team" aired on cable. Sensing a pattern here...


The A-Team was much more awesome than it should have been. The Extended/Director's Cut, anyway. Theatrical was a bit of a mess, but then, I watched the EC first anyway.
 
2013-07-16 08:29:37 PM
I would never have guessed that she is 48 without googling her, does she bathe in the blood of virgins?
 
2013-07-16 08:34:14 PM

Empty H: I will probably be blasted but I never could get into weeds. All my friends that smoked loved the show so I tried it. Only thing I could come up with is they liked it because it validated them smoking.


I didn't really get into it either, though there were plenty of good acting jobs in it.  The creator's new show, Orange is the New Black is REALLY working for me though.
 
2013-07-16 08:35:45 PM
Will she mindlessly chew on a latte straw throughout the sexings?
 
2013-07-16 08:38:30 PM

talkertopc: I would never have guessed that she is 48 without googling her, does she bathe in the blood of virgins?


I think we have our plot!
 
2013-07-16 08:47:14 PM
I read a GQ article (IIRC) and she seemed quite engaging. I've always thought she was much more intelligent than she appears.
Yes, I would not only watch her do porn, I would absolutely hit that as hard as I could. Repeatedly, if possible.

/call me
//enjoyed Weeds
///enjoying weed after dinner
 
2013-07-16 08:52:54 PM
Go now. GO!
 
2013-07-16 08:53:39 PM
My, uh, friend told me that there's already a porn star out there who looks just like her, although the tits are pretty fake.
/Kendra Lust
//don't GIS at work
 
2013-07-16 09:00:30 PM

wee: AdolfOliverPanties: Now? Only out of curiosity and probably nary an engorgement at all.

You're just a burnt-out shell of a man...


Yeah, that's probably true.  I googled her for images in 2013 and while I prefer her from her West Wing days, I must amend my earlier statement and say I would probably flood my corpus cavernosum.
 
2013-07-16 09:03:04 PM

Trocadero: Kendra Lust


Not even close.
 
2013-07-16 09:04:01 PM
She looks like Paget Brewster to me.
 
2013-07-16 09:08:43 PM

Infobahn: Trocadero: Kendra Lust

Not even close.


I disagree.
 
2013-07-16 09:15:48 PM

Quantum Apostrophe: She looks like Paget Brewster to me.


I've had a thing for her since I first saw her on "Friends".
 
2013-07-16 09:17:22 PM

talkertopc: I would never have guessed that she is 48 without googling her, does she bathe in the blood of virgins?


She does.

With Phoebe Cates (who is 50 today).

/and there go all the old men to their bunks
 
2013-07-16 09:25:32 PM

Gulper Eel: talkertopc: I would never have guessed that she is 48 without googling her, does she bathe in the blood of virgins?

She does.

With Phoebe Cates (who is 50 today).

/and there go all the old men to their bunks


I turn 63 in the fall and I would be happy to disappoint either one of them.
 
2013-07-16 09:25:55 PM

cman: Bruce Willis is more talented than people think he is


I don't know if you're serious or not, but I agree.  However, the man doesn't know how to choose a script.
 
2013-07-16 09:28:07 PM
 
2013-07-16 09:34:07 PM

Atomic Spunk: Infobahn: Trocadero: Kendra Lust

Not even close.

I disagree.


Nah, seen Kendra Lust and no, she's not even in the ballpark.
 
2013-07-16 09:34:14 PM
Oh, Mary Louise.  You already had me with all the marvelous milf-action you displayed in Weeds.

/but please don't let that stop you from your dream of doing porn
//I'll support you.  Constantly.  Probably 3 to 4 times a day.
 
2013-07-16 09:39:31 PM
She seems like a cool chick, one who would be fun to have a beer with. But then, I love " Fried Green Tomatoes."

Billy Crudup dumped her for Claire Danes when she was 7 months pregnant. I hope her success rubs him raw every day."Red" is a huge potential franchise. I look forward to seeing "Red 2."
 
2013-07-16 09:44:19 PM
In fairness, weeds was drifting in that direction after season 3 or so..
She went from damaged widow to an majestic agrestic tijuana..

//not a major complaint, granted
 
2013-07-16 09:45:12 PM
Uh, fap?
 
2013-07-16 09:46:33 PM

ZeroCorpse: http://www.nudecelebrityz.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/mary-louise -p arker-nude-2-angels-in-america-400x439.jpg


cache.ohinternet.com
 
2013-07-16 09:52:30 PM

drjekel_mrhyde: She aged well for a white female movie star


Having first watched Red after a then-recent re-watching of Saved, I was astounded at how she actually looked almost 10 years *younger*, rather than 6 years older. Granted, some of that was definitely the hairstyles, but... just wow.
 
2013-07-16 09:58:13 PM

Empty H: I will probably be blasted but I never could get into weeds. All my friends that smoked loved the show so I tried it. Only thing I could come up with is they liked it because it validated them smoking.


First four seasons were great. And not just because it validates smoking weed. After that it went from meh to unwatchable.
 
2013-07-16 10:00:06 PM
http://lotsofsecrets.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/mary-louise-parke r -sex-scene-weeds-cap-06.jpg
NSFW

What a Mary-Louise Parker might look like doing porn.

/Again, NSFW
 
2013-07-16 10:32:01 PM

ZeroCorpse: This is what a hot woman in her 40s looks like and it's why you can keep your 20-something chicks. Maturity can be so damned sexy!


Mary Louise Parker looks damn good for her age, but I'm willing to bet that she'd sell her soul to be 21 years old again.
 
2013-07-16 10:33:42 PM

darkjezter: ZeroCorpse: This is what a hot woman in her 40s looks like and it's why you can keep your 20-something chicks. Maturity can be so damned sexy!

Mary Louise Parker looks damn good for her age, but I'm willing to bet that she'd sell her soul to be 21 years old again.


Most of us over 30 would.
 
2013-07-16 10:33:46 PM
She's kind of young but I'm willing to overlook the age difference if she's willing to overlook the fact that I'm a decade older than she is and I'm fat and married and a grandfather.
 
2013-07-16 10:34:20 PM

freetomato: She seems like a cool chick, one who would be fun to have a beer with. But then, I love " Fried Green Tomatoes."
Billy Crudup dumped her for Claire Danes when she was 7 months pregnant. I hope her success rubs him raw every day."Red" is a huge potential franchise. I look forward to seeing "Red 2."


Was that her? I remember the story, but not who was involved.

Yeah, that's pretty bad.
 
2013-07-16 10:37:25 PM

BATMANATEE: darkjezter: ZeroCorpse: This is what a hot woman in her 40s looks like and it's why you can keep your 20-something chicks. Maturity can be so damned sexy!

Mary Louise Parker looks damn good for her age, but I'm willing to bet that she'd sell her soul to be 21 years old again.

Most of us over 30 would.


25?  Yes.  21?  No way in hell.
 
2013-07-16 10:37:28 PM

ZeroCorpse: NSFW

http://www.realcelebritynudes.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/mary_lo ui se_parker-nude-10.jpg

http://www.nudecelebrityz.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/mary-louise -p arker-nude-2-angels-in-america-400x439.jpg

http://www.nudecelebrityz.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/mary-louise -p arker-full-nude-topless-ass-and-hot-lingerie-pictures-from-esquire-mag azine-x52.jpg

http://www.newsgab.com/attachments/celebrity-pictures/255356d1271238 75 0-mary-louise-parker-nude-covered-esquire-magazine-november-2002-26177 _mary_louise_parker02_clse1_122_341lo.jpg

This is what a hot woman in her 40s looks like and it's why you can keep your 20-something chicks. Maturity can be so damned sexy!

/My girl's also 40-something and in great shape.
//We both avoided tanning and took care of ourselves.
///That's the key: Don't tan if you want nice skin after you hit 30.


Thank You.
 
2013-07-16 10:37:35 PM
I think subby misspelled the word "Hero" in the tag.
 
2013-07-16 10:41:05 PM
Did anyone else read the interview in that kinda weird,wonky way of speaking she has or was it just me?
 
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