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(The Daily Caller)   Bro-choice: Supporting abortion because it increases your chances of getting laid   (dailycaller.com) divider line 61
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2013-07-16 08:26:59 PM  
11 votes:
I'll sum up: A douchey conservative videographer asked a bunch of frat douchebags and sorority girls at America's #3 party university a loaded question about abortion and edited the responses.
2013-07-16 10:05:10 PM  
6 votes:
Its just simple math.  The majority of college age women (or american women in general, actually) are pro-choice.  For many in this set of women, it is a core belief - the opposite being a repulsor that decreases the chance they will have much to do with you.

So, if you want to increase the odds of getting laid, go with the majority.

Someone should venn diagram it for clarity.
2013-07-16 11:16:18 PM  
5 votes:
crasstalk.com
2013-07-16 10:16:16 PM  
4 votes:
Is this kind of like how pro-life people only pretend to care about the child until it's born?
2013-07-16 10:09:44 PM  
4 votes:
What would happen the other way?

Potential hookup: "I gotta tell you, I'm pro-life and if I get pregnant, I'm going to have your child."

Ok, who's up for it?
2013-07-16 09:59:44 PM  
4 votes:
i1.ytimg.com
2013-07-16 10:39:19 PM  
3 votes:
Meanwhile ... Republican pickup lines:


s3.amazonaws.com
2013-07-16 10:17:06 PM  
3 votes:

zedster: from the comment section:

[i42.tinypic.com image 622x135]


Whereas the right views women as sluts who must be punished for the fact that the condom broke?
2013-07-16 10:15:35 PM  
3 votes:
from the comment section:

i42.tinypic.com
2013-07-16 08:32:18 PM  
3 votes:
This is actually true. If you've never tried it before, you need to do this: Go up to the most attractive single woman in a bar, sit down next to her, lean in real close, and whisper in her ear the following: "I don't wear condoms, but don't worry, I'm pro-choice. Wanna bang a few out?" She'll be on you before you can blink. I swear to god this has worked so many times it's not even funny. You can buy her a drink if you want to, but it totally won't be necessary.
2013-07-16 11:19:34 PM  
2 votes:

Chach: Abortion is about objectifying women and denying the personhood of individuals who don't fight back when you try to kill them.

I don't understand why anyone would devote him/herself to fighting for that sort of ugliness.


0/10
2013-07-16 11:16:05 PM  
2 votes:
Well duh.

Turns out that men have been the biggest beneficiaries of the women's movement.  Those gals accomplished things for us that we could have never done on our own.....to wit..

1960's Bra burning?  Yeah we were really appalled at that, lol.
1970's You mean "doing the honorable thing" is paying for the abortion?  And no fault divorce?  Well, the organization has been thinking of going younger at your position at that....
1980's Career - you can have it all!  We'll help with the house, promise.
1990's Blowjobs aren't sex.  Bill Clinton we thank you.

You kids can add to the list.  Hope you fare as well as us old farts who laid (pun intended) the ground work for you.
2013-07-16 11:14:11 PM  
2 votes:

Lando Lincoln: Post some conservative humor comics. Those are always a blast.


brandtstandard.files.wordpress.com
2013-07-16 10:51:22 PM  
2 votes:
If you are attempting to bed a woman and the concept of abortion comes up in conversation, you have done something horribly, horribly wrong. Burn your pick up strategy to the ground and start again.
2013-07-16 10:38:17 PM  
2 votes:

cc_rider: gweilo8888: cc_rider: Unintentional conservative humor is best the only conservative humor.

FTFY.

Well, bless their pointy little heads, they do try so hard:

http://thelookingspoon.com/blog/84-2013/march-2013/4515-the-dumbest- an d-most-frightening-bumper-sticker-you-ll-ever-see.html

I mean, "vision pollution"... farking brilliant, no?


Hillary Clinton/Michelle Obama would be an awesome presidency though. Imagine two ex-presidents who have a somewhat difficult relationship, an active female president, and an active female vice president. My only stipulation is that there would have to be a reality show about it.
2013-07-16 10:22:55 PM  
2 votes:

cc_rider: Unintentional conservative humor is best the only conservative humor.


FTFY.
2013-07-16 10:17:09 PM  
2 votes:
Totes true, bro. After lax prax one day my slampiece was givin' me dome, which was chill, but I wanted some pink. I told her if she got preggers we could see a bro of mine who knows a doc, get it set up. She was so hot for that she was chill. We even did it standing up, which like helps keep the swimmers down. I'm sensitive like that. Then she made me a sandwich, got me a Natty. So chill.
2013-07-16 10:14:19 PM  
2 votes:
College aged males support causes that will fool women into thinking they're concerned about them.

The strategy is common because it works.

/Ric Romero reports
2013-07-16 10:11:15 PM  
2 votes:

TheDirtyNacho: Its just simple math.  The majority of college age women (or american women in general, actually) are pro-choice.  For many in this set of women, it is a core belief - the opposite being a repulsor that decreases the chance they will have much to do with you.

So, if you want to increase the odds of getting laid, go with the majority.

Someone should venn diagram it for clarity.


95% of everything a man in his 20's does and says is in the pursuit of getting laid.  OF COURSE you say you are pro-choice.  Or even pro-life, if you are trying to bang that hot church girl.
2013-07-16 08:34:17 PM  
2 votes:
images2.wikia.nocookie.net
2013-07-17 01:05:13 PM  
1 votes:

o5iiawah: DarwiOdrade: Abortions have been regulated for both and have been safe and effective for a long time.

the problem is that the safe, legal and rare crowd (Of which I am a supporter) is being shouted over by the Any time, any place, any stage, for any reason and at public expense crowd.

Gosnell gets caught delivering children live and knifing them in the neck and all planned parenthood has to say is "we feel bad about that one woman that he over-sedated then ignored, resulting in her death"


You're full of it - I don't see a lot of people arguing for "any stage" or "at public expense". The 24 week cutoff and the Hyde amendment have been around for a long time.

Gosnell did some horrible things, and was found guilty of murder, but let's not pretend (like a rabid pro-lifer which you claim not to be) that he is representative of all abortion providers.

As for "safe, legal, and rare" I agree, but each of those things is determined differently: safe if guaranteed by regulations on medical procedures, legal is up to lawmakers, and rare is (and should be) up to women.
2013-07-17 11:28:21 AM  
1 votes:

WhoopAssWayne: You know, if you really want fark to become a liberal circle-jerk like r/politics you're going to get exactly what you ask for drew/modmins.


i1086.photobucket.com
I'm sure we'll always have fine conservatives to come in and set us straight.
2013-07-17 07:54:45 AM  
1 votes:

Alphax: Well, this is a weird troll thread.  And Supersized to the Main page, too.


wow.... almost as if... the main page is farking garbage?
2013-07-17 02:51:04 AM  
1 votes:

Watching_Epoxy_Cure: Watching_Epoxy_Cure: In after all those who try to discredit the obvious.skullkrusher: L Buff: Meanwhile ... Republican pickup lines:


[s3.amazonaws.com image 550x506]

Is This Modern World a conservative cartoon?

Only in it's creators fantasy.
As it always has been.

/Don't think about that too hard, it may hurt.

In after all those who try to discredit the obvious.skullkrusher: L Buff: Meanwhile ... Republican pickup lines:


[s3.amazonaws.com image 550x506]

Is This Modern World a conservative cartoon?

Only in it's creators fantasy.
As it always has been.

/Don't think about that too hard, it may hurt.

Come to think of it, This Modern World has always been a fantasy for american liberals of How Conservatives Think.  I can't remember the name of the guy who creates it, but has anyone seen him and Aaron Sorkin at the same time?


Do you NOT remember the 2012 season? They lost no less than 4 congressional seats and a farking Senate seat over it!

They literally would have had GAINS if the topics of Abortion and Rape had stayed out of their god damn mouths. And 3/4ths of the time it was unsolicited!

That's not a cartoon about about how liberals think conservatives think, it's a mockup of their 2012 election strategy.
2013-07-17 02:31:52 AM  
1 votes:

Jim_Callahan: GWSuperfan: illannoyin: [thepeoplescube.com image 217x250]

That might work if you spelled "hippie" correctly.

Actually, it's considered a valid alternate spelling, listed in most dictionaries.

Definitely not the most popular way to spell it though, probably because it's also an actual word ("having big hips") and that'd get a bit weird after a bit.


go hippy go with it
(Let me see what you're twirkin' with)
go hippy go with it
(Look at those hips)
2013-07-17 02:22:54 AM  
1 votes:

Brick-House: [t2.gstatic.com image 225x225]


I'm sorry, I know I keep coming back to this, but Christ, I can't get over how awful it is.

It's like they told some Young Republican volunteer who's somehow never even been on the Internet to GIS the word "meme," pick an image at random and insert something about pro-choice men are bad.

It just makes zero sense. Has this guy even seen Lord of the Rings? Do he know what that line is supposed to mean? Seriously!
2013-07-17 12:43:38 AM  
1 votes:

Brick-House: [t2.gstatic.com image 225x225]


Conservatives have no idea how to make a meme.
2013-07-17 12:30:06 AM  
1 votes:

Duke_leto_Atredes: Iq test required for having kids
120 or above and finish at least a 2 year college degree. Or a trade school certificate.
Also permits for ten years of military service


Do you really only want to restrict breeding to 5% of people (what an IQ of 120 means, it's a normal distribution with an sd of 15) even before adding further restrictions?

Because, as one of the people that fall into your range, I don't really know how I'd feel about being required to have 20+ children just to keep the collapse of the population numbers within an acceptable decrease.  That's a lot of children.
2013-07-17 12:22:21 AM  
1 votes:

ZeroCorpse: Until men have to carry babies and give birth to them, it's something they absolutely should shut their damned mouths about.


Pregnant men should be able to get abortions too.
2013-07-16 11:50:36 PM  
1 votes:
As George Carllin put it, it might be because most of the people who are against abortion are people you wouldn't want to fark in the first place.
2013-07-16 11:41:01 PM  
1 votes:

Shostie:


I love that sign because who else will right wing Christians ignore if there had been no Jesus?
2013-07-16 11:32:52 PM  
1 votes:

Peki: *shrug*

Can't be any worse than the common wisdom of "You should always go after moms, because you know they put out."


Hey, the girl I lost my virginity to had a baby in high school.


mrswood: gweilo8888: mrswood: So you're saying "I bet we'd have beautiful babies...in the trash"--- is a bad pick up line?

You beautiful, sick bastard, you owe me a keyboard and a spleen.

And I'm totally anti abortion, but that's not funny at all.


Maybe it's not funny to you because you're anti-abortion?
2013-07-16 11:30:47 PM  
1 votes:

WhoopAssWayne: cameroncrazy1984: Well since I don't reddit, I don't get the joke.

You wouldn't if you did.


Well, I'm just going to back away slowly now.
2013-07-16 11:30:06 PM  
1 votes:

Jim_Callahan: Well, yeah, one would imagine not holding a strong political opinion associated with hating women and wanting to turn them into second-class citizens would not be ideal for forming relationships with educated women.


HaHa! That's the joke!

You don't really think conservatives believe in educating women, do you?
2013-07-16 11:28:02 PM  
1 votes:

WhoopAssWayne: cameroncrazy1984: So you're used to reddit? Is that how it works over there?

Don't you have the same username over there, or is it just some asshole making comments with your username?

//old but funny


Well since I don't reddit, I don't get the joke.
2013-07-16 11:16:38 PM  
1 votes:

WhoopAssWayne: Watching_Epoxy_Cure: You read reddit. /sorry.

Don't apologize. I'm just glad people are replying at all and I wasn't shadow-banned forever after my epic drunk the other night.


So you're used to reddit? Is that how it works over there?
2013-07-16 11:13:32 PM  
1 votes:

bdub77: I'll sum up: A douchey conservative videographer asked a bunch of frat douchebags and sorority girls at America's #3 party university a loaded question about abortion and edited the responses.


The summary is concise and accurate. However I found the unintentional irony in this post rather funny. I hope I'm not the only one who noticed.
2013-07-16 11:11:46 PM  
1 votes:

Watching_Epoxy_Cure: You read reddit. /sorry.


Don't apologize. I'm just glad people are replying at all and I wasn't shadow-banned forever after my epic drunk the other night.
2013-07-16 11:05:57 PM  
1 votes:

thurstonxhowell: If you are attempting to bed a woman and the concept of abortion comes up in conversation, you have done something horribly, horribly wrong. Burn your pick up strategy to the ground and start again.


Totally true story, a friend of my old girlfriend went on a first date with a guy, this guy asked her if she knew what an abortion sounded like. Before she could respond he proceeded to make a loud sucking sound through his mouth. He had intended it to be a joke.

The best part about this is that she was really not the type of person you make that joke with.
2013-07-16 10:59:52 PM  
1 votes:

I was at a bar recently.  A woman walked up and she had on a T-shirt that said:


I ♥ ROE VS WADE


and it was really surreal to look over and see a T-shirt with my favorite pick-up line on it.

-Todd Barry
2013-07-16 10:55:42 PM  
1 votes:
Self interest, rightly understood.  It's what made America great!
2013-07-16 10:54:10 PM  
1 votes:

thurstonxhowell: If you are attempting to bed a woman and the concept of abortion comes up in conversation, you have done something horribly, horribly wrong. Burn your pick up strategy to the ground and start again.


That's flirting in Portland.
2013-07-16 10:49:24 PM  
1 votes:
Someone's giving away the DATING SECRETS LIBERALS DON'T WANT THEM TO KNOW!
2013-07-16 10:44:08 PM  
1 votes:

Conservative Humor: gweilo8888: cc_rider: Unintentional conservative humor is best the only conservative humor.

FTFY.

My Mom said I was an accident. Does that make me unintentional?


I told that b*tch to get an abortion.
2013-07-16 10:43:36 PM  
1 votes:
GOP: Being anti-abortion because your wife will cut you off if otherwise.
2013-07-16 10:40:02 PM  
1 votes:
Silly me, I thought bro-choice was frat boys experimenting with homosexuality.
2013-07-16 10:38:39 PM  
1 votes:
I have some high-end camera equip, because...well, because I'm paid too much, and I wish that I was instead a photographer.

Sometimes I ponder doing things like this.  Or things like  http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=ge7i60GuNRg
2013-07-16 10:34:49 PM  
1 votes:

DubtodaIll: Wasn't getting laid the reason we gave women suffrage in the first place?


Yeah, but it didn't work. So we made booze legal again because it is a much more reliable method of getting them to put out.

/drink till I am good looking, Darling.
2013-07-16 10:34:17 PM  
1 votes:

gweilo8888: cc_rider: Unintentional conservative humor is best the only conservative humor.

FTFY.


Well, bless their pointy little heads, they do try so hard:

http://thelookingspoon.com/blog/84-2013/march-2013/4515-the-dumbest- an d-most-frightening-bumper-sticker-you-ll-ever-see.html

I mean, "vision pollution"... farking brilliant, no?
2013-07-16 10:26:11 PM  
1 votes:
While the term "bro-choice" has long existed

I somehow doubt that.

TheDirtyNacho: Its just simple math. The majority of college age women (or american women in general, actually) are pro-choice. For many in this set of women, it is a core belief - the opposite being a repulsor that decreases the chance they will have much to do with you.

So, if you want to increase the odds of getting laid, go with the majority.


That works in this case because of the progressive/conservative aspect of it, but in the general case... I wonder:
If 75% of women support X and 25% oppose X, nearly all men in it for getting laid will also claim to support X. That means 75% of women matched with 90%+ of such men vs. 25% of women matched with < 10% of such men. Depending on the balance, being in the minority might actually put you in a niche position where you're in higher demand. Though if you're guessing blind, the majority is still the safer bet.

/Or you know, just be honest
2013-07-16 10:21:47 PM  
1 votes:

zedster: from the comment section:

[i42.tinypic.com image 622x135]



Unintentional conservative humor is best conservative humor.
2013-07-16 10:19:14 PM  
1 votes:

zedster: from the comment section:

[i42.tinypic.com image 622x135]


The irony is lost on him isn't it?
2013-07-16 10:18:24 PM  
1 votes:

TheDirtyNacho: Its just simple math.  The majority of college age women (or american women in general, actually) are pro-choice.  For many in this set of women, it is a core belief - the opposite being a repulsor that decreases the chance they will have much to do with you.

So, if you want to increase the odds of getting laid, go with the majority.

Someone should venn diagram it for clarity.


That's not the reason you should be pro-choice and should make sure your partner is too. If you're with a woman who's pro-life, in the event of an accidental pregnancy she'll carry the kid to term and you'll be stuck supporting it for 18 years. She could still do that even if she's pro-choice, but at least you have a chance whereas in the other direction you're 100%
2013-07-16 10:16:12 PM  
1 votes:

GORDON: TheDirtyNacho: Its just simple math.  The majority of college age women (or american women in general, actually) are pro-choice.  For many in this set of women, it is a core belief - the opposite being a repulsor that decreases the chance they will have much to do with you.

So, if you want to increase the odds of getting laid, go with the majority.

Someone should venn diagram it for clarity.

95% of everything a man in his 20's does and says is in the pursuit of getting laid.  OF COURSE you say you are pro-choice.  Or even pro-life, if you are trying to bang that hot church girl.



True, one has to take into account local considerations.  If your set of potential lays is a bunch of church girls (and pretty conservative ones at that...) then a pro-life stance might be more effective.

It would be a good idea to broaden that set though, because that set would also probably want to marry you afterwards.
2013-07-16 10:16:09 PM  
1 votes:
Subby: may you never breed.
2013-07-16 10:16:00 PM  
1 votes:

Shostie: [images2.wikia.nocookie.net image 600x400]


Somebody else would've made up a story about a mythical Sky Daddy instead, and we'd all be worshipping (and fighting over) the Pasta, the Sauce, and the Holy Meatball?
2013-07-16 10:13:50 PM  
1 votes:

GORDON: TheDirtyNacho: Its just simple math.  The majority of college age women (or american women in general, actually) are pro-choice.  For many in this set of women, it is a core belief - the opposite being a repulsor that decreases the chance they will have much to do with you.

So, if you want to increase the odds of getting laid, go with the majority.

Someone should venn diagram it for clarity.

95% of everything a man in his 20's does and says is in the pursuit of getting laid.  OF COURSE you say you are pro-choice.  Or even pro-life, if you are trying to bang that hot church girl.


THIS.

There isn't an "obvious" tag big enough.
2013-07-16 10:10:23 PM  
1 votes:
Abortion? I avoid the potenital of pregnancy by only banging virgins, you know because you can't get pregnant the first time. Well that's what I hear and down here in Texas we don't have sex ed to done teach us no better.

/I'm 33 so I'm old enough that when I was in middle school and high school we actually had proper sexual education.
//the GOP retardation of my great state pains me
///the political flipping of Texas can't come quick enough
2013-07-16 10:10:09 PM  
1 votes:
This was supposed to be a secret, guys.

F*cking turds in the punch bowl.
2013-07-16 10:03:26 PM  
1 votes:

bdub77: I'll sum up: A douchey conservative videographer asked a bunch of frat douchebags and sorority girls at America's #3 party university a loaded question about abortion and edited the responses.


Thanks for saving me the click.
2013-07-16 09:15:35 PM  
1 votes:

bdub77: I'll sum up: A douchey conservative videographer asked a bunch of frat douchebags and sorority girls at America's #3 party university a loaded question about abortion and edited the responses.


I was looking for the satire disclaimer halfway through, but realized pretty much ^^this^^ after I remembered what the daily caller is. Actually I wouldnt be surprised if the quotes were made up.
 
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