WhoopAssWayne: tinfoil-hat maggie: Can I join in on this?You can never remember whether you like me or not, but yes. Yes. The answer is yes.
DeaH: I love that sign because who else will right wing Christians ignore if there had been no Jesus?
serial_crusher: There is a little something to this. I find it hard being an agnostic pro-lifer. Democrats have played up this "war on women" propaganda so thoroughly that I can't get laid by that crowd. But the vast majority of pro-life women are bible thumping teatards, so what's a guy like me to do?/ It's basically my version of "I'm a nice guy, why do chicks always go for jerks?"// My last relationship was with a pro-choice bible thumper. Not exactly a combo for success.
Conservative Humor: Kevin Kolb at the mercy of the Canadian healthcare system
tinfoil-hat maggie: I'm pretty sure U don't like you in that grey color but if you have an alt well who knows.
fusillade762: Peki: *shrug*Can't be any worse than the common wisdom of "You should always go after moms, because you know they put out."Hey, the girl I lost my virginity to had a baby in high school.mrswood: gweilo8888: mrswood: So you're saying "I bet we'd have beautiful babies...in the trash"--- is a bad pick up line?You beautiful, sick bastard, you owe me a keyboard and a spleen.And I'm totally anti abortion, but that's not funny at all.Maybe it's not funny to you because you're anti-abortion?
WhoopAssWayne: Flutie is rested and ready.
mrswood: I thought my joke was hillarious.
GORDON: 95% of everything a man in his 20's does and says is in the pursuit of getting laid. OF COURSE you say you are pro-choice. Or even pro-life, if you are trying to bang that hot church girl.
Conservative Humor: rmcooper4: This has me conflicted. On one hand, this video is another example of how terrible conservative humor is. On the other, it highlights the stupidity of bro-masculinity pretty darn well. Hmmm...What did I ever do to you?
ox45tallboy: I would hope so. It's been 8 years or so since he last played.
mrswood: And I'm totally anti abortion, but that's not funny at all.
Fuggin Bizzy: Look, man, there's something...this isn't easy...
gweilo8888: mrswood: And I'm totally anti abortion, but that's not funny at all.Just makes it funnier, if you ask me.
ZeroCorpse: Until men have to carry babies and give birth to them, it's something they absolutely should shut their damned mouths about.
Duke_leto_Atredes: Iq test required for having kids120 or above and finish at least a 2 year college degree. Or a trade school certificate.Also permits for ten years of military service
ZeroCorpse: and lots of people in management careers may never have set foot
ZeroCorpse: Any man who tries to mess with a woman's reproductive rights should be called Craster.Seriously, this is not an issue I think any male should be allowed to vote on. Until men have to carry babies and give birth to them, it's something they absolutely should shut their damned mouths about.I'm pro-choice, myself, but I'm male and I believe my opinion on this subject shouldn't matter.
Watching_Epoxy_Cure: Molavian: L Buff: Meanwhile ... Republican pickup lines:[s3.amazonaws.com image 550x506]That guy's hilarious! Right up there with The New Yorker.They are indeed on the bleeding edge of all those folks who enjoy thinking the exact same way about the important things.
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Hickory-smoked: Duke_leto_Atredes: Iq test required for having kids120 or above and finish at least a 2 year college degree. Or a trade school certificate.Also permits for ten years of military serviceLadies and gentlemen... I give you Small Government Conservatism!
gweilo8888: theorellior: Totes true, bro. After lax prax one day my slampiece was givin' me dome, which was chill, but I wanted some pink. I told her if she got preggers we could see a bro of mine who knows a doc, get it set up. She was so hot for that she was chill. We even did it standing up, which like helps keep the swimmers down. I'm sensitive like that. Then she made me a sandwich, got me a Natty. So chill.You're too late, and trying too hard. Pocket Ninja already brought the funny, and now you just seem like the warm-up act who arrived after the show was over.
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ProfessorOhki: ZeroCorpse: Until men have to carry babies and give birth to them, it's something they absolutely should shut their damned mouths about.Pregnant men should be able to get abortions too.
LectertheChef: Bro choice? Really? Someone actually wants to make that a thing? Anybody who doesn't think that phrase is douchetastic needs to have their genitals eaten by rats.
Pocket Ninja: This is actually true. If you've never tried it before, you need to do this: Go up to the most attractive single woman in a bar, sit down next to her, lean in real close, and whisper in her ear the following: "I don't wear condoms, but don't worry, I'm pro-choice. Wanna bang a few out?" She'll be on you before you can blink. I swear to god this has worked so many times it's not even funny. You can buy her a drink if you want to, but it totally won't be necessary.
TwoBeersOneCan: Only one person per thread is allowed to attempt jokes, obviously. The nerve of some people!
gweilo8888: TwoBeersOneCan: Only one person per thread is allowed to attempt jokes, obviously. The nerve of some people!Well, it does help if your joke isn't a lame copy of what preceded it.
illannoyin: [thepeoplescube.com image 217x250]
GWSuperfan: illannoyin: [thepeoplescube.com image 217x250]That might work if you spelled "hippie" correctly.
LindenFark: bdub77: a loaded questionIf the interviewer's premise makes no distinction between a day-after pill and a third-trimester partial-birth abortion, I don't believe they are being intellectually honest.
JorgiX: Bro v. Wade: Getting laid without protection because fark it, that's what abortions are for.
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