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2013-07-16 11:41:52 PM

WhoopAssWayne: Serious question, I know you live in Buffalo but are a Pats fan, wouldn't the Bills be better off in Canada?


Kevin Kolb at the mercy of the Canadian healthcare system

lulz
 
2013-07-16 11:42:15 PM

WhoopAssWayne: tinfoil-hat maggie: Can I join in on this?

You can never remember whether you like me or not, but yes. Yes. The answer is yes.


I'm pretty sure U don't like you in that grey color but if you have an alt well who knows.
 
2013-07-16 11:45:26 PM

DeaH: I love that sign because who else will right wing Christians ignore if there had been no Jesus?


St. Paul the Rule-Giver
 
2013-07-16 11:45:32 PM

serial_crusher: There is a little something to this.  I find it hard being an agnostic pro-lifer.  Democrats have played up this "war on women" propaganda so thoroughly that I can't get laid by that crowd.  But the vast majority of pro-life women are bible thumping teatards, so what's a guy like me to do?

/ It's basically my version of "I'm a nice guy, why do chicks always go for jerks?"
// My last relationship was with a pro-choice bible thumper.  Not exactly a combo for success.


Hookers?
 
2013-07-16 11:46:43 PM

Conservative Humor: Kevin Kolb at the mercy of the Canadian healthcare system


Flutie is rested and ready.

tinfoil-hat maggie: I'm pretty sure U don't like you in that grey color but if you have an alt well who knows.


Color me up sweety.
 
2013-07-16 11:50:36 PM
As George Carllin put it, it might be because most of the people who are against abortion are people you wouldn't want to fark in the first place.
 
2013-07-16 11:53:43 PM

fusillade762: Peki: *shrug*

Can't be any worse than the common wisdom of "You should always go after moms, because you know they put out."

Hey, the girl I lost my virginity to had a baby in high school.


mrswood: gweilo8888: mrswood: So you're saying "I bet we'd have beautiful babies...in the trash"--- is a bad pick up line?

You beautiful, sick bastard, you owe me a keyboard and a spleen.

And I'm totally anti abortion, but that's not funny at all.

Maybe it's not funny to you because you're anti-abortion?


I thought my joke was hillarious.
 
2013-07-16 11:56:23 PM

WhoopAssWayne: Flutie is rested and ready.


I would hope so. It's been 8 years or so since he last played.
 
2013-07-16 11:58:51 PM

mrswood: I thought my joke was hillarious.


Ah, wifey and I just watched Labyrinth for the first time in like 20 years the other day, nice profile pic!
 
2013-07-16 11:58:52 PM

GORDON: 95% of everything a man in his 20's does and says is in the pursuit of getting laid. OF COURSE you say you are pro-choice. Or even pro-life, if you are trying to bang that hot church girl.


"I don't like labels.  I think it's a very complex issue that can't be summed up as eloquently as 'pro-this' or 'anti-that'.  But enough about me, what are your thoughts on the subject?"
"Oh yeah, I really feel that (people should plan for the consequences of their actions | republicans should stay out of peoples' vaginas) too, but I don't like to put labels on it.  The (opposite) side are mostly good people who just have their priorities out of whack.  They just don't realize that (fetuses are people too | society as a whole would be so much better off if we kept abortion safe, legal, and rare)."

Works with plenty of other topics too.  Lets her know you care about her opinions AND just so happen to agree with her.
 
2013-07-17 12:00:15 AM

Conservative Humor: rmcooper4: This has me conflicted. On one hand, this video is another example of how terrible conservative humor is. On the other, it highlights the stupidity of bro-masculinity pretty darn well. Hmmm...

What did I ever do to you?


Look, man, there's something...this isn't easy...but there's something we gotta talk about. It's awkward, because everyone knows this but you, but I feel I should say something since everyone's talking about it. You deserve to be clued in. See, It's *deep breath* ... you're not funny. You're not, I'm sorry. Everything you say comes off whiny and bitter, and your "jokes" only seem funny inside the bubble because of safety, familiarity, and repetition. Endless repetition: dijon mustard, teleprompters, death panels, oh and let's not forget Chappaquiddick. Real timely stuff there.

Look, I can't tell you how to be funny - there's an art to it, and you either understand it or you don't. Anyway, here's an example, in case it helps: Larry the Cable Guy. He's pretty conservative. He's also pretty funny. I've been fortunate enough to see him live, and in spite of my being the libbiest lib that ever libbed, he literally made me L-O-L. You know what, though? He doesn't beat dead horses. He doesn't fark the chicken if the chicken's not down - if the chicken says no, he respects that. Occasionally he'll touch on a political note, but he's back off it again like four seconds later. You gotta go easy with the political overtones; I think that's the key. Or at least a key.

Hopefully I haven't hurt your feelings, but like I said: everybody's been talking about how you're just not funny. You seem to be out of the loop, and that's not right. You deserve to know. I'm trying to do right by you, man. Seriously. We still buds?
 
2013-07-17 12:00:32 AM

ox45tallboy: I would hope so. It's been 8 years or so since he last played.


tah dum tah *crash*

We have a quick one here Verne, now back to you .
 
2013-07-17 12:01:01 AM

mrswood: And I'm totally anti abortion, but that's not funny at all.


Just makes it funnier, if you ask me.
 
2013-07-17 12:05:58 AM
(R)emember, Life Begins at Legitimate Rape.TM
 
2013-07-17 12:08:09 AM
images3.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-07-17 12:11:26 AM

Fuggin Bizzy: Look, man, there's something...this isn't easy...


Hey look! Someone on Fark acknowledges my existence!
 
2013-07-17 12:15:43 AM
Iq test required for having kids
120 or above and finish at least a 2 year college degree. Or a trade school certificate.
Also permits for ten years of military service
 
2013-07-17 12:15:57 AM
Any man who tries to mess with a woman's reproductive rights should be called Craster.

Seriously, this is not an issue I think any male should be allowed to vote on. Until men have to carry babies and give birth to them, it's something they absolutely should shut their damned mouths about.

I'm pro-choice, myself, but I'm male and I believe my opinion on this subject shouldn't matter.
 
2013-07-17 12:16:05 AM

gweilo8888: mrswood: And I'm totally anti abortion, but that's not funny at all.

Just makes it funnier, if you ask me.


I agree. But that's why I'm awesome.
 
2013-07-17 12:20:08 AM

serial_crusher: There is a little something to this.  I find it hard being an agnostic pro-lifer.  Democrats have played up this "war on women" propaganda so thoroughly that I can't get laid by that crowd.  But the vast majority of pro-life women are bible thumping teatards, so what's a guy like me to do?

/ It's basically my version of "I'm a nice guy, why do chicks always go for jerks?"
// My last relationship was with a pro-choice bible thumper.  Not exactly a combo for success.


Men?
(sorry, couldn't resist)
 
2013-07-17 12:22:21 AM

ZeroCorpse: Until men have to carry babies and give birth to them, it's something they absolutely should shut their damned mouths about.


Pregnant men should be able to get abortions too.
 
2013-07-17 12:23:56 AM

Duke_leto_Atredes: Iq test required for having kids
120 or above and finish at least a 2 year college degree. Or a trade school certificate.
Also permits for ten years of military service



College isn't for everyone. I make a very good living, and I dropped out of college several times. Your plans would basically not permit entrepreneurs of any kind to have children. Contractors, shop owners, restaurant owners, inventors, and lots of people in management careers may never have set food in college or trade school, and probably have better lives than a lot of pretentious dipshiats with liberal arts, IT, or medical technician degrees right now.

My fiancee went to college and earned a degree in her medical field. I dropped out of college and I earn one dollar less per hour than she does (but I get mileage and various reimbursements. She doesn't.)

My sister went to college and earned a degree in education. Our cousin started her own business and makes quite a bit more than my sister does.

I know people with average IQs who earned a degree. I have an IQ well above 120, and I opted out of it.

You can't judge people by whether or not they have a degree, and you certainly can't judge parental ability from the ability to parrot professors and pass quizzes while you buy your sheepskin.
 
2013-07-17 12:24:42 AM

ZeroCorpse: and lots of people in management careers may never have set foot


Ugh. Mobile device. FTFM.
 
2013-07-17 12:26:17 AM
Oh how will I maintain my loose and promiscuous lifestyle without abortion as my get out of jail free card.

/this is what conservatives actually believe.
 
2013-07-17 12:30:06 AM

Duke_leto_Atredes: Iq test required for having kids
120 or above and finish at least a 2 year college degree. Or a trade school certificate.
Also permits for ten years of military service


Do you really only want to restrict breeding to 5% of people (what an IQ of 120 means, it's a normal distribution with an sd of 15) even before adding further restrictions?

Because, as one of the people that fall into your range, I don't really know how I'd feel about being required to have 20+ children just to keep the collapse of the population numbers within an acceptable decrease.  That's a lot of children.
 
2013-07-17 12:32:43 AM

ZeroCorpse: Any man who tries to mess with a woman's reproductive rights should be called Craster.

Seriously, this is not an issue I think any male should be allowed to vote on. Until men have to carry babies and give birth to them, it's something they absolutely should shut their damned mouths about.

I'm pro-choice, myself, but I'm male and I believe my opinion on this subject shouldn't matter.


and yet, every single election cycle you are able to cast a vote on the matter, so I hope you vote wisely

/thanks for being pro-choice
 
2013-07-17 12:34:28 AM

Watching_Epoxy_Cure: Molavian: L Buff: Meanwhile ... Republican pickup lines:

[s3.amazonaws.com image 550x506]

That guy's hilarious!  Right up there with The New Yorker.

They are indeed on the bleeding edge of all those folks who enjoy thinking the exact same way about the important things.


He's no Mallard Fillmore that's for sure.
 
2013-07-17 12:38:52 AM
t2.gstatic.com
 
2013-07-17 12:40:44 AM
1)  Yes, the dailycaller is definitely an objective, unbiased source of news and one should never ever ever doubt the veracity of their "stories".

2)  Because it's not like birth control pill exists.

3)  Any person who would use the term "bro-choice" in any manner other than to mock frat boys is a moron, why would anybody lend them or their views credence in anything not beer-pong related?

4)  If you read this article and it strengthened your opinion and you feel it legitimized your views on why abortion should be illegal, I'm very sorry your family gave consent to have you lobotomized.  But my sympathy for your loss of brain matter does not make you any less stupid.
 
2013-07-17 12:42:47 AM

Duke_leto_Atredes: Iq test required for having kids
120 or above and finish at least a 2 year college degree. Or a trade school certificate.
Also permits for ten years of military service


Ladies and gentlemen... I give you Small Government Conservatism!
 
2013-07-17 12:43:38 AM

Brick-House: [t2.gstatic.com image 225x225]


Conservatives have no idea how to make a meme.
 
2013-07-17 12:46:12 AM

Hickory-smoked: Duke_leto_Atredes: Iq test required for having kids
120 or above and finish at least a 2 year college degree. Or a trade school certificate.
Also permits for ten years of military service

Ladies and gentlemen... I give you Small Government Conservatism!


Look on the bright side.  Based on his criteria, he's eliminated the entire GOP base from future breeding.
 
2013-07-17 12:47:20 AM

gweilo8888: theorellior: Totes true, bro. After lax prax one day my slampiece was givin' me dome, which was chill, but I wanted some pink. I told her if she got preggers we could see a bro of mine who knows a doc, get it set up. She was so hot for that she was chill. We even did it standing up, which like helps keep the swimmers down. I'm sensitive like that. Then she made me a sandwich, got me a Natty. So chill.

You're too late, and trying too hard. Pocket Ninja already brought the funny, and now you just seem like the warm-up act who arrived after the show was over.


Only one person per thread is allowed to attempt jokes, obviously.  The nerve of some people!
 
2013-07-17 12:51:32 AM
That makes no sense. At all.

Why would anyone need to *lie* about being pro-choice in order to get laid? Seems like being pro-choice is part of being someone who enjoys sex, and understands the risks of (and solution to) an unwanted pregnancy.

That's like a vegan pretending to be "pro-meat" in order to get cheeseburger coupons.
 
2013-07-17 12:54:37 AM

Shostie: [images2.wikia.nocookie.net image 600x400]


Then I wouldn't have idiots knocking on my door all the time asking if I've found god?
 
2013-07-17 01:00:53 AM
Bro choice? Really? Someone actually wants to make that a thing? Anybody who doesn't think that phrase is douchetastic needs to have their genitals eaten by rats.
 
2013-07-17 01:08:46 AM

ProfessorOhki: ZeroCorpse: Until men have to carry babies and give birth to them, it's something they absolutely should shut their damned mouths about.

Pregnant men should be able to get abortions too.


If men could get pregnant there would be a "Morning After" breakfast cereal and we would eat it every day, just in case.
 
2013-07-17 01:09:53 AM

LectertheChef: Bro choice? Really? Someone actually wants to make that a thing? Anybody who doesn't think that phrase is douchetastic needs to have their genitals eaten by rats.


As a bro-choice dude, I made my slampiece get an abortion after I went all Bro v. Wade on dat ass #totalfratmove
 
2013-07-17 01:13:16 AM
I control my Genetic Intellectual Property... If I want a derivative work to come to market I should have the choice!
 
2013-07-17 01:14:35 AM

Pocket Ninja: This is actually true. If you've never tried it before, you need to do this: Go up to the most attractive single woman in a bar, sit down next to her, lean in real close, and whisper in her ear the following: "I don't wear condoms, but don't worry, I'm pro-choice. Wanna bang a few out?" She'll be on you before you can blink. I swear to god this has worked so many times it's not even funny. You can buy her a drink if you want to, but it totally won't be necessary.


You are trying to be funny, but I had a friend in college that if what this douche claims was even remotely true, would have used this line. You should have heard some of his lines. The dude was blunt. His most famous line was "Do you fark?"

/He was actually really nice guy despite his boorish pick up lines
 
2013-07-17 01:14:40 AM
thepeoplescube.com
 
2013-07-17 01:18:40 AM

TwoBeersOneCan: Only one person per thread is allowed to attempt jokes, obviously.  The nerve of some people!


Well, it does help if your joke isn't a lame copy of what preceded it.
 
2013-07-17 01:32:11 AM
atlantablackstar.com
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I love going to abortion rallies to pick up women, 'cause you know they're farking."
 
2013-07-17 01:32:35 AM

gweilo8888: TwoBeersOneCan: Only one person per thread is allowed to attempt jokes, obviously.  The nerve of some people!

Well, it does help if your joke isn't a lame copy of what preceded it.


It was slightly funnier than your rendition of stoplikingwhatidontlike.jpg.

/I'll be sure to look out for pocketninja's posts in the future, though, he seems like a funny guy
//he may have posted once or twice before, IIRC
 
2013-07-17 01:38:46 AM

LectertheChef: Bro choice? Really? Someone actually wants to make that a thing? Anybody who doesn't think that phrase is douchetastic needs to have their genitals eaten by rats.


That's kinda the whole point. Some genius decided the real way to win the culture war was to portray pro-choice feminist men as douchebag horndogs, The men who really respect women are the ones willing to just hold hands and stay pure until marriage. Because that's what women really want.

/Wha... Y-you don't want to marry me? I HOPE YOU GET CERVICAL CANCER, YOU SLUT.
 
2013-07-17 01:54:12 AM

illannoyin: [thepeoplescube.com image 217x250]


That might work if you spelled "hippie" correctly.
 
2013-07-17 01:57:20 AM

GWSuperfan: illannoyin: [thepeoplescube.com image 217x250]

That might work if you spelled "hippie" correctly.



Or, he was just saying he preferred women with rotund backsides, and was incapable of inferring otherwise.
 
2013-07-17 01:57:41 AM

LindenFark: bdub77: a loaded question

If the interviewer's premise makes no distinction between a day-after pill and a third-trimester partial-birth abortion, I don't believe they are being intellectually honest.


This. I had gf that scurried off everytime to get the morning after pill whenever we had foreplay that concerned her. that's a bit different than a late term abortion. Then again, the folks most against abortion seem to have trouble accepting contraceptivesl
 
2013-07-17 01:57:46 AM

GWSuperfan: illannoyin: [thepeoplescube.com image 217x250]

That might work if you spelled "hippie" correctly.


For that guy? Unlikely.
 
2013-07-17 01:59:42 AM

GWSuperfan: illannoyin: [thepeoplescube.com image 217x250]

That might work if you spelled "hippie" correctly.


Actually, it's considered a valid alternate spelling, listed in most dictionaries.

Definitely not the most popular way to spell it though, probably because it's also an actual word ("having big hips") and that'd get a bit weird after a bit.
 
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