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(The Daily Caller)   Bro-choice: Supporting abortion because it increases your chances of getting laid   (dailycaller.com ) divider line
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2013-07-16 10:58:15 PM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: Can I join in on this?


You can never remember whether you like me or not, but yes. Yes. The answer is yes.
 
2013-07-16 10:58:46 PM  

bdub77: Conservative Humor: gweilo8888: cc_rider: Unintentional conservative humor is best the only conservative humor.

FTFY.

My Mom said I was an accident. Does that make me unintentional?

I told that b*tch to get an abortion.


She would have had to drive to the next state, and because she didn't take government handouts, there was no money.
 
2013-07-16 10:58:49 PM  
I always show potential dates my frequent abortion reward card and say "Don't worry, the next one's on the house."
 
2013-07-16 10:59:42 PM  

j__z: I always just toss my one night stand chicks down a flight of stairs on their way out of the apartment...ye old abortion clinic style...


/sorry but that made me laugh.
 
2013-07-16 10:59:52 PM  

I was at a bar recently.  A woman walked up and she had on a T-shirt that said:


I ♥ ROE VS WADE



and it was really surreal to look over and see a T-shirt with my favorite pick-up line on it.

-Todd Barry
 
2013-07-16 11:00:03 PM  

WhoopAssWayne: You know, if you really want fark to become a liberal circle-jerk like r/politics you're going to get exactly what you ask for drew/modmins.


What's r/politics?
 
2013-07-16 11:00:09 PM  

Molavian: L Buff: Meanwhile ... Republican pickup lines:

[s3.amazonaws.com image 550x506]

That guy's hilarious!  Right up there with The New Yorker.


Post some conservative humor comics. Those are always a blast.
 
2013-07-16 11:00:34 PM  

Conservative Humor: bdub77: Conservative Humor: gweilo8888: cc_rider: Unintentional conservative humor is best the only conservative humor.

FTFY.

My Mom said I was an accident. Does that make me unintentional?

I told that b*tch to get an abortion.

She would have had to drive to the next state, and because she didn't take government handouts, there was no money.


And yet, here you are. We can all celebrate.
 
2013-07-16 11:01:28 PM  

thurstonxhowell: If you are attempting to bed a woman and the concept of abortion comes up in conversation, you have done something horribly, horribly wrong. Burn your pick up strategy to the ground and start again.


this?  though, I'm with my second girlfriend still...about 20 years on now.  So I'm not exactly an expert on the subject.   Seems rather logical to me, however....
 
2013-07-16 11:03:43 PM  

Conservative Humor: What's r/politics?


Just assuming the sarcasm button is off, trying to be helpful, it's a default forum on reddit - http://www.reddit.com/r/politics
 
2013-07-16 11:04:10 PM  

max_pooper: Abortion? I avoid the potenital of pregnancy by only banging virgins, you know because you can't get pregnant the first time. Well that's what I hear and down here in Texas we don't have sex ed to done teach us no better.

/I'm 33 so I'm old enough that when I was in middle school and high school we actually had proper sexual education.
//the GOP retardation of my great state pains me
///the political flipping of Texas can't come quick enough


Agreed, fellow Texan! I don't think it will be soon enough to do any good for my kids even-- and they are high school and college age
 
2013-07-16 11:05:52 PM  

Lando Lincoln: Molavian: L Buff: Meanwhile ... Republican pickup lines:

[s3.amazonaws.com image 550x506]

That guy's hilarious!  Right up there with The New Yorker.

Post some conservative humor comics. Those are always a blast.


I feel you may have got stung with that New Yorker jibe--do you want to share? You are among friends.
 
2013-07-16 11:05:57 PM  

thurstonxhowell: If you are attempting to bed a woman and the concept of abortion comes up in conversation, you have done something horribly, horribly wrong. Burn your pick up strategy to the ground and start again.


Totally true story, a friend of my old girlfriend went on a first date with a guy, this guy asked her if she knew what an abortion sounded like. Before she could respond he proceeded to make a loud sucking sound through his mouth. He had intended it to be a joke.

The best part about this is that she was really not the type of person you make that joke with.
 
2013-07-16 11:06:54 PM  

WhoopAssWayne: Conservative Humor: What's r/politics?

Just assuming the sarcasm button is off, trying to be helpful, it's a default forum on reddit - http://www.reddit.com/r/politics


You read reddit.

/sorry.
 
2013-07-16 11:09:15 PM  

Conservative Humor: gweilo8888: cc_rider: Unintentional conservative humor is best the only conservative humor.

FTFY.

My Mom said I was an accident. Does that make me unintentional?


Hmmm. Depends - Was your father an "unintentional man of mystery?"
 
2013-07-16 11:11:15 PM  
sheshistory.com

We all know Mr. Banks only accepted his wife's silly cause to get some PEACE AND QUIET.
 
2013-07-16 11:11:22 PM  

ProfessorOhki: While the term "bro-choice" has long existed

I somehow doubt that.

TheDirtyNacho: Its just simple math. The majority of college age women (or american women in general, actually) are pro-choice. For many in this set of women, it is a core belief - the opposite being a repulsor that decreases the chance they will have much to do with you.

So, if you want to increase the odds of getting laid, go with the majority.

That works in this case because of the progressive/conservative aspect of it, but in the general case... I wonder:
If 75% of women support X and 25% oppose X, nearly all men in it for getting laid will also claim to support X. That means 75% of women matched with 90%+ of such men vs. 25% of women matched with < 10% of such men. Depending on the balance, being in the minority might actually put you in a niche position where you're in higher demand. Though if you're guessing blind, the majority is still the safer bet.

/Or you know, just be honest


Really? You did maths for bro-choice?
 
2013-07-16 11:11:46 PM  

Watching_Epoxy_Cure: You read reddit. /sorry.


Don't apologize. I'm just glad people are replying at all and I wasn't shadow-banned forever after my epic drunk the other night.
 
2013-07-16 11:13:32 PM  

bdub77: I'll sum up: A douchey conservative videographer asked a bunch of frat douchebags and sorority girls at America's #3 party university a loaded question about abortion and edited the responses.


The summary is concise and accurate. However I found the unintentional irony in this post rather funny. I hope I'm not the only one who noticed.
 
2013-07-16 11:14:11 PM  

Lando Lincoln: Post some conservative humor comics. Those are always a blast.


brandtstandard.files.wordpress.com

 
2013-07-16 11:15:31 PM  

Watching_Epoxy_Cure: WhoopAssWayne: Conservative Humor: What's r/politics?

Just assuming the sarcasm button is off, trying to be helpful, it's a default forum on reddit - http://www.reddit.com/r/politics

You read reddit.

/sorry.


I wasn't going to say it.
 
2013-07-16 11:16:05 PM  
Well duh.

Turns out that men have been the biggest beneficiaries of the women's movement.  Those gals accomplished things for us that we could have never done on our own.....to wit..

1960's Bra burning?  Yeah we were really appalled at that, lol.
1970's You mean "doing the honorable thing" is paying for the abortion?  And no fault divorce?  Well, the organization has been thinking of going younger at your position at that....
1980's Career - you can have it all!  We'll help with the house, promise.
1990's Blowjobs aren't sex.  Bill Clinton we thank you.

You kids can add to the list.  Hope you fare as well as us old farts who laid (pun intended) the ground work for you.
 
2013-07-16 11:16:18 PM  

crasstalk.com

 
2013-07-16 11:16:37 PM  

Pocket Ninja: This is actually true. If you've never tried it before, you need to do this: Go up to the most attractive single woman in a bar, sit down next to her, lean in real close, and whisper in her ear the following: "I don't wear condoms, but don't worry, I'm pro-choice. Wanna bang a few out?" She'll be on you before you can blink. I swear to god this has worked so many times it's not even funny. You can buy her a drink if you want to, but it totally won't be necessary.


Believe it or not, most people like to fark.
 
2013-07-16 11:16:38 PM  

WhoopAssWayne: Watching_Epoxy_Cure: You read reddit. /sorry.

Don't apologize. I'm just glad people are replying at all and I wasn't shadow-banned forever after my epic drunk the other night.


So you're used to reddit? Is that how it works over there?
 
2013-07-16 11:16:46 PM  
This has me conflicted. On one hand, this video is another example of how terrible conservative humor is. On the other, it highlights the stupidity of bro-masculinity pretty darn well. Hmmm...
 
2013-07-16 11:17:33 PM  

itsaidwhat: Hmmm. Depends - Was your father an "unintentional man of mystery?"


Well, he was mysterious...but I think that was intentional.
 
2013-07-16 11:18:16 PM  
Abortion is about objectifying women and denying the personhood of individuals who don't fight back when you try to kill them.

I don't understand why anyone would devote him/herself to fighting for that sort of ugliness.
 
2013-07-16 11:18:52 PM  

rmcooper4: This has me conflicted. On one hand, this video is another example of how terrible conservative humor is. On the other, it highlights the stupidity of bro-masculinity pretty darn well. Hmmm...


What did I ever do to you?
 
2013-07-16 11:19:34 PM  

Chach: Abortion is about objectifying women and denying the personhood of individuals who don't fight back when you try to kill them.

I don't understand why anyone would devote him/herself to fighting for that sort of ugliness.


I live with my mom
 
2013-07-16 11:22:02 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: So you're used to reddit? Is that how it works over there?


Don't you have the same username over there, or is it just some asshole making comments with your username?

//old but funny
 
2013-07-16 11:22:21 PM  

Conservative Humor: Lando Lincoln: Post some conservative humor comics. Those are always a blast.

[brandtstandard.files.wordpress.com image 512x357]


(switches hats for a moment)

Ok seriously, independent of my voting...that's even more silly than "pro-life" meaning the opposite is "anti-life."  Most parenthoodness - independent of anything that organization does - is planned.
 
2013-07-16 11:23:13 PM  

Conservative Humor: rmcooper4: This has me conflicted. On one hand, this video is another example of how terrible conservative humor is. On the other, it highlights the stupidity of bro-masculinity pretty darn well. Hmmm...

What did I ever do to you?


You didn't get me a Power Wheel for Christmas 1990.

/bitter
 
2013-07-16 11:24:25 PM  

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2013-07-16 11:24:43 PM  

cchris_39: You kids can add to the list.  Hope you fare as well as us old farts who laid (pun intended) the ground work for you.


at this point, even  sex doesn't count as sex anymore.  That said, it's not really that different - in that regard- from the 60s.
 
2013-07-16 11:25:57 PM  
Well, yeah, one would imagine not holding a strong political opinion associated with hating women and wanting to turn them into second-class citizens would not be ideal for forming relationships with educated women.
 
2013-07-16 11:26:11 PM  

rmcooper4: You didn't get me a Power Wheel for Christmas 1990.

/bitter


Sorry about that. My buddy Glenn needed a hand with...um... unloading.... something from his trunk.
 
2013-07-16 11:26:23 PM  
I guess I'll take what I can get.

/DNRTFA
 
2013-07-16 11:28:02 PM  

WhoopAssWayne: cameroncrazy1984: So you're used to reddit? Is that how it works over there?

Don't you have the same username over there, or is it just some asshole making comments with your username?

//old but funny


Well since I don't reddit, I don't get the joke.
 
2013-07-16 11:28:20 PM  

gweilo8888: mrswood: So you're saying "I bet we'd have beautiful babies...in the trash"--- is a bad pick up line?

You beautiful, sick bastard, you owe me a keyboard and a spleen.


And I'm totally anti abortion, but that's not funny at all.
 
2013-07-16 11:29:00 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: Well since I don't reddit, I don't get the joke.


You wouldn't if you did.
 
2013-07-16 11:29:20 PM  
Here's a simple truth about men.  We'd say we support genocide if we thought it would get us laid.

Yeah, we're pretty much idiots when it comes to sex.
 
2013-07-16 11:30:06 PM  

Jim_Callahan: Well, yeah, one would imagine not holding a strong political opinion associated with hating women and wanting to turn them into second-class citizens would not be ideal for forming relationships with educated women.


HaHa! That's the joke!

You don't really think conservatives believe in educating women, do you?
 
2013-07-16 11:30:47 PM  

WhoopAssWayne: cameroncrazy1984: Well since I don't reddit, I don't get the joke.

You wouldn't if you did.


Well, I'm just going to back away slowly now.
 
2013-07-16 11:32:52 PM  

Peki: *shrug*

Can't be any worse than the common wisdom of "You should always go after moms, because you know they put out."


Hey, the girl I lost my virginity to had a baby in high school.


mrswood: gweilo8888: mrswood: So you're saying "I bet we'd have beautiful babies...in the trash"--- is a bad pick up line?

You beautiful, sick bastard, you owe me a keyboard and a spleen.

And I'm totally anti abortion, but that's not funny at all.


Maybe it's not funny to you because you're anti-abortion?
 
2013-07-16 11:34:22 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: Well, I'm just going to back away slowly now.


Serious question, I know you live in Buffalo but are a Pats fan, wouldn't the Bills be better off in Canada?
 
2013-07-16 11:35:28 PM  
Prog-choice -- Pro-choice because it disproportionately reduces the birth rate of the Democrats' core constituency.
 
2013-07-16 11:41:01 PM  
Shostie:

I love that sign because who else will right wing Christians ignore if there had been no Jesus?
 
2013-07-16 11:41:14 PM  
There is a little something to this.  I find it hard being an agnostic pro-lifer.  Democrats have played up this "war on women" propaganda so thoroughly that I can't get laid by that crowd.  But the vast majority of pro-life women are bible thumping teatards, so what's a guy like me to do?

/ It's basically my version of "I'm a nice guy, why do chicks always go for jerks?"
// My last relationship was with a pro-choice bible thumper.  Not exactly a combo for success.
 
2013-07-16 11:41:52 PM  

WhoopAssWayne: Serious question, I know you live in Buffalo but are a Pats fan, wouldn't the Bills be better off in Canada?


Kevin Kolb at the mercy of the Canadian healthcare system

lulz
 
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