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(The Daily Caller)   Bro-choice: Supporting abortion because it increases your chances of getting laid   (dailycaller.com ) divider line
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2013-07-16 10:27:36 PM  

zedster: What do you think that chances are they have the rights to re-host and use the Spring Breakers picture at the top?


Given that it's a promotional image, at greatly-reduced resolution, and could likely be considered fair use anyway? I'd say 99.99999%.
 
2013-07-16 10:30:34 PM  

ProfessorOhki: While the term "bro-choice" has long existed

I somehow doubt that.

TheDirtyNacho: Its just simple math. The majority of college age women (or american women in general, actually) are pro-choice. For many in this set of women, it is a core belief - the opposite being a repulsor that decreases the chance they will have much to do with you.

So, if you want to increase the odds of getting laid, go with the majority.

That works in this case because of the progressive/conservative aspect of it, but in the general case... I wonder:
If 75% of women support X and 25% oppose X, nearly all men in it for getting laid will also claim to support X. That means 75% of women matched with 90%+ of such men vs. 25% of women matched with < 10% of such men. Depending on the balance, being in the minority might actually put you in a niche position where you're in higher demand. Though if you're guessing blind, the majority is still the safer bet.

/Or you know, just be honest



A complication is that many who oppose X support Z, where Z is a requirement for getting laid in the first place (ie, no sex before marriage)
 
2013-07-16 10:31:06 PM  

Pocket Ninja: This is actually true. If you've never tried it before, you need to do this: Go up to the most attractive single woman in a bar, sit down next to her, lean in real close, and whisper in her ear the following: "I don't wear condoms, but don't worry, I'm pro-choice. Wanna bang a few out?" She'll be on you before you can blink. I swear to god this has worked so many times it's not even funny. You can buy her a drink if you want to, but it totally won't be necessary.


Like a hand grenade in a flock of pigeons...
 
2013-07-16 10:31:13 PM  
Came for the It's Always Sunny reference, leaving satisfied.
 
2013-07-16 10:31:17 PM  
I'm going back to college as a 30-year-old. I now know what to wear. Thanks bro-choice.
 
2013-07-16 10:31:35 PM  
Abortion should be legal until the 36th month.  STOP THE WAR ON WOMEN!
 
2013-07-16 10:32:30 PM  

HiFiGuy: What would happen the other way?

Potential hookup: "I gotta tell you, I'm pro-life and if I get pregnant, I'm going to have your child."

Ok, who's up for it?


Fake name and throw-away cell works every time.
 
2013-07-16 10:33:10 PM  

Pocket Ninja: This is actually true. If you've never tried it before, you need to do this: Go up to the most attractive single woman in a bar, sit down next to her, lean in real close, and whisper in her ear the following: "I don't wear condoms, but don't worry, I'm pro-choice. Wanna bang a few out?" She'll be on you before you can blink. I swear to god this has worked so many times it's not even funny. You can buy her a drink if you want to, but it totally won't be necessary.


This is what crazy conservatives are afraid actually happens, completely overlooking that banning abortion won't do anything about that so long as hangers and stairs are still legal.

The only thing about Mitt Romney that I was okay with was that he admitted that legalized abortion just meant that anyone that did have an abortion had a better chance of surviving the process.

/Bring on the dickbags.
 
2013-07-16 10:34:14 PM  
Seems the conservatives bias has led them into a fantasy land of projection with non-stop sex with everyone.
 
2013-07-16 10:34:17 PM  

gweilo8888: cc_rider: Unintentional conservative humor is best the only conservative humor.

FTFY.


Well, bless their pointy little heads, they do try so hard:

http://thelookingspoon.com/blog/84-2013/march-2013/4515-the-dumbest- an d-most-frightening-bumper-sticker-you-ll-ever-see.html

I mean, "vision pollution"... farking brilliant, no?
 
2013-07-16 10:34:49 PM  

DubtodaIll: Wasn't getting laid the reason we gave women suffrage in the first place?


Yeah, but it didn't work. So we made booze legal again because it is a much more reliable method of getting them to put out.

/drink till I am good looking, Darling.
 
2013-07-16 10:35:08 PM  

Propain_az: Abortion should be legal until the 36th 225th month.  STOP THE WAR ON WOMEN!


Fixed
 
2013-07-16 10:37:10 PM  

TheDirtyNacho: ProfessorOhki: While the term "bro-choice" has long existed

I somehow doubt that.

TheDirtyNacho: Its just simple math. The majority of college age women (or american women in general, actually) are pro-choice. For many in this set of women, it is a core belief - the opposite being a repulsor that decreases the chance they will have much to do with you.

So, if you want to increase the odds of getting laid, go with the majority.

That works in this case because of the progressive/conservative aspect of it, but in the general case... I wonder:
If 75% of women support X and 25% oppose X, nearly all men in it for getting laid will also claim to support X. That means 75% of women matched with 90%+ of such men vs. 25% of women matched with < 10% of such men. Depending on the balance, being in the minority might actually put you in a niche position where you're in higher demand. Though if you're guessing blind, the majority is still the safer bet.

/Or you know, just be honest


A complication is that many who oppose X support Z, where Z is a requirement for getting laid in the first place (ie, no sex before marriage)


Yup.
 
2013-07-16 10:37:32 PM  
You know, if you really want fark to become a liberal circle-jerk like r/politics you're going to get exactly what you ask for drew/modmins.
 
2013-07-16 10:37:34 PM  
He's not getting laid no matter how many popped collars he's got.
 
2013-07-16 10:37:49 PM  
It's a well-known fact that not being a religious shiathead drastically increases your chances of getting laid.
 
2013-07-16 10:38:17 PM  

cc_rider: gweilo8888: cc_rider: Unintentional conservative humor is best the only conservative humor.

FTFY.

Well, bless their pointy little heads, they do try so hard:

http://thelookingspoon.com/blog/84-2013/march-2013/4515-the-dumbest- an d-most-frightening-bumper-sticker-you-ll-ever-see.html

I mean, "vision pollution"... farking brilliant, no?


Hillary Clinton/Michelle Obama would be an awesome presidency though. Imagine two ex-presidents who have a somewhat difficult relationship, an active female president, and an active female vice president. My only stipulation is that there would have to be a reality show about it.
 
2013-07-16 10:38:39 PM  
I have some high-end camera equip, because...well, because I'm paid too much, and I wish that I was instead a photographer.

Sometimes I ponder doing things like this.  Or things like  http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=ge7i60GuNRg
 
2013-07-16 10:39:19 PM  
Meanwhile ... Republican pickup lines:


s3.amazonaws.com
 
2013-07-16 10:40:02 PM  
Silly me, I thought bro-choice was frat boys experimenting with homosexuality.
 
2013-07-16 10:40:07 PM  
Shostie:

So, uh, what's the talent like over there on your side?
 
2013-07-16 10:41:28 PM  

gweilo8888: cc_rider: Unintentional conservative humor is best the only conservative humor.

FTFY.


My Mom said I was an accident. Does that make me unintentional?
 
2013-07-16 10:41:45 PM  

L Buff: Meanwhile ... Republican pickup lines:


[s3.amazonaws.com image 550x506]


Is This Modern World a conservative cartoon?
 
2013-07-16 10:41:48 PM  

mrswood: Silly me, I thought bro-choice was frat boys experimenting with homosexuality.


I'm given to understand it's not gay if the balls don't touch.
 
2013-07-16 10:42:28 PM  

mrswood: Silly me, I thought bro-choice was frat boys experimenting with homosexuality.


No it's nothing like that. You just get to choose which bro you want to watch porn and masturbate with.
 
2013-07-16 10:43:07 PM  

theorellior: mrswood: Silly me, I thought bro-choice was frat boys experimenting with homosexuality.

I'm given to understand it's not gay if the balls don't touch.


If the balls don't touch, what's the point?
 
2013-07-16 10:43:18 PM  
Women like it when I tell them I want them to have my abortion.
 
2013-07-16 10:43:36 PM  
GOP: Being anti-abortion because your wife will cut you off if otherwise.
 
2013-07-16 10:43:56 PM  

WhoopAssWayne: You know, if you really want fark to become a liberal circle-jerk like r/politics you're going to get exactly what you ask for drew/modmins.


I'm going to get cocaine, whisky, and loose wimmins?!??!?!?

Soooooo much better than Christmas.
 
2013-07-16 10:44:08 PM  

Conservative Humor: gweilo8888: cc_rider: Unintentional conservative humor is best the only conservative humor.

FTFY.

My Mom said I was an accident. Does that make me unintentional?


I told that b*tch to get an abortion.
 
2013-07-16 10:44:48 PM  

theorellior: I'm given to understand it's not gay if the balls don't touch.


That's absolutely true.

it's got to be...
 
2013-07-16 10:46:27 PM  

Shostie: [images2.wikia.nocookie.net image 600x400]


And we're done.
 
2013-07-16 10:47:11 PM  
In after all those who try to discredit the obvious.

skullkrusher: L Buff: Meanwhile ... Republican pickup lines:


[s3.amazonaws.com image 550x506]

Is This Modern World a conservative cartoon?


Only in it's creators fantasy.
As it always has been.

/Don't think about that too hard, it may hurt.
 
2013-07-16 10:47:50 PM  

megarian: I'm going to get cocaine, whisky, and loose wimmins?!??!?!?

Soooooo much better than Christmas.


Add in some truck stop hookers, a '69 Charger, and a map to Mexico and we got a deal!

LoL! Thank you for cheering me up - you're always the best meggers!
 
2013-07-16 10:48:38 PM  
content8.flixster.com
 
2013-07-16 10:49:13 PM  

megarian: WhoopAssWayne: You know, if you really want fark to become a liberal circle-jerk like r/politics you're going to get exactly what you ask for drew/modmins.

I'm going to get cocaine, whisky, and loose wimmins?!??!?!?

Soooooo much better than Christmas.


Personally, I like my wimmins to be tight.
 
2013-07-16 10:49:24 PM  
Someone's giving away the DATING SECRETS LIBERALS DON'T WANT THEM TO KNOW!
 
2013-07-16 10:51:11 PM  

zedster: from the comment section:

[i42.tinypic.com image 622x135]


i.qkme.me
 
2013-07-16 10:51:22 PM  
If you are attempting to bed a woman and the concept of abortion comes up in conversation, you have done something horribly, horribly wrong. Burn your pick up strategy to the ground and start again.
 
2013-07-16 10:51:57 PM  

Watching_Epoxy_Cure: In after all those who try to discredit the obvious.skullkrusher: L Buff: Meanwhile ... Republican pickup lines:


[s3.amazonaws.com image 550x506]

Is This Modern World a conservative cartoon?

Only in it's creators fantasy.
As it always has been.

/Don't think about that too hard, it may hurt.


In after all those who try to discredit the obvious.

skullkrusher: L Buff: Meanwhile ... Republican pickup lines:


[s3.amazonaws.com image 550x506]

Is This Modern World a conservative cartoon?


Only in it's creators fantasy.
As it always has been.

/Don't think about that too hard, it may hurt.

Come to think of it, This Modern World has always been a fantasy for american liberals of How Conservatives Think.  I can't remember the name of the guy who creates it, but has anyone seen him and Aaron Sorkin at the same time?
 
2013-07-16 10:52:19 PM  

megarian: What the fark did I just read?

Did I just have terrible sex? Or am I drunk? Or did I just read a horrible article?

I hate everything that happened here, stubby.

/trick question (sort of)
//always drunk after 7ish
///the other question are still applicable


LoL, just have sexy time with me no risk of getting preggers and I'm easy going king of girl.
 
2013-07-16 10:52:26 PM  

L Buff: Meanwhile ... Republican pickup lines:

[s3.amazonaws.com image 550x506]


That guy's hilarious!  Right up there with The New Yorker.
 
2013-07-16 10:53:04 PM  

cc_rider: gweilo8888: cc_rider: Unintentional conservative humor is best the only conservative humor.

FTFY.

Well, bless their pointy little heads, they do try so hard:

http://thelookingspoon.com/blog/84-2013/march-2013/4515-the-dumbest- an d-most-frightening-bumper-sticker-you-ll-ever-see.html

I mean, "vision pollution"... farking brilliant, no?


Ha, found this in the comments:
"There are too scenarios:
1. Sec. Clinton is the obvious choice. (President Clinton as First Gentleman.)
2. The other possibility is Michelle Obama running with the promise that she will be a figurehead for the current President Obama. He'll do all the heavy-lifting (and golf), she'll sign the bills and go shopping."

He managed to pull off the history's worst monster/empty suit double think in only 7 words, and unironically to boot. Throw in the "too scenarios", and just...wow.
 
2013-07-16 10:53:52 PM  

thurstonxhowell: If you are attempting to bed a woman and the concept of abortion comes up in conversation, you have done something horribly, horribly wrong. Burn your pick up strategy to the ground and start again.


So you're saying "I bet we'd have beautiful babies...in the trash"--- is a bad pick up line?
 
2013-07-16 10:54:10 PM  

thurstonxhowell: If you are attempting to bed a woman and the concept of abortion comes up in conversation, you have done something horribly, horribly wrong. Burn your pick up strategy to the ground and start again.


That's flirting in Portland.
 
2013-07-16 10:55:35 PM  

Molavian: L Buff: Meanwhile ... Republican pickup lines:

[s3.amazonaws.com image 550x506]

That guy's hilarious!  Right up there with The New Yorker.


They are indeed on the bleeding edge of all those folks who enjoy thinking the exact same way about the important things.
 
2013-07-16 10:55:42 PM  
Self interest, rightly understood.  It's what made America great!
 
2013-07-16 10:56:13 PM  

megarian: WhoopAssWayne: You know, if you really want fark to become a liberal circle-jerk like r/politics you're going to get exactly what you ask for drew/modmins.

I'm going to get cocaine, whisky, and loose wimmins?!??!?!?

Soooooo much better than Christmas.


Can I join in on this?
 
2013-07-16 10:57:21 PM  

j__z: I always just toss my one night stand chicks down a flight of stairs on their way out of the apartment...ye old abortion clinic style...


That was the best laugh I've had in days! You, sir, are hilarious!
 
2013-07-16 10:57:37 PM  

mrswood: So you're saying "I bet we'd have beautiful babies...in the trash"--- is a bad pick up line?


You beautiful, sick bastard, you owe me a keyboard and a spleen.
 
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