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(The Daily Caller)   Bro-choice: Supporting abortion because it increases your chances of getting laid   (dailycaller.com) divider line 267
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2013-07-16 08:26:59 PM  
I'll sum up: A douchey conservative videographer asked a bunch of frat douchebags and sorority girls at America's #3 party university a loaded question about abortion and edited the responses.
 
2013-07-16 08:32:18 PM  
This is actually true. If you've never tried it before, you need to do this: Go up to the most attractive single woman in a bar, sit down next to her, lean in real close, and whisper in her ear the following: "I don't wear condoms, but don't worry, I'm pro-choice. Wanna bang a few out?" She'll be on you before you can blink. I swear to god this has worked so many times it's not even funny. You can buy her a drink if you want to, but it totally won't be necessary.
 
2013-07-16 08:34:17 PM  
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2013-07-16 09:15:35 PM  

bdub77: I'll sum up: A douchey conservative videographer asked a bunch of frat douchebags and sorority girls at America's #3 party university a loaded question about abortion and edited the responses.


I was looking for the satire disclaimer halfway through, but realized pretty much ^^this^^ after I remembered what the daily caller is. Actually I wouldnt be surprised if the quotes were made up.
 
2013-07-16 09:21:44 PM  

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A (nother) rose, by any other name...
 
2013-07-16 09:58:18 PM  

Shostie: [images2.wikia.nocookie.net image 600x400]


Then maybe we'd all be Muslim and facing the same damn fundamentalism, just with different labels.
 
2013-07-16 09:59:44 PM  
i1.ytimg.com
 
2013-07-16 10:01:32 PM  
Came for Dogma reference - leaving satisfied.
 
2013-07-16 10:01:48 PM  

Pocket Ninja: This is actually true. If you've never tried it before, you need to do this: Go up to the most attractive single woman in a bar, sit down next to her, lean in real close, and whisper in her ear the following: "I don't wear condoms, but don't worry, I'm pro-choice. Wanna bang a few out?" She'll be on you before you can blink. I swear to god this has worked so many times it's not even funny. You can buy her a drink if you want to, but it totally won't be necessary.


Pass this on to 5 friends and it'll totally come true this weekend at the bar!

/wink wink
 
2013-07-16 10:03:26 PM  

bdub77: I'll sum up: A douchey conservative videographer asked a bunch of frat douchebags and sorority girls at America's #3 party university a loaded question about abortion and edited the responses.


Thanks for saving me the click.
 
2013-07-16 10:03:38 PM  
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/it was a tough decision between this image and the Picard facepalm.
//As in; does the author actually believe this is what "bro-choicers" believe or does he just want to knock down some strawmen?
///Three!
 
2013-07-16 10:04:05 PM  
*facepalm*
 
2013-07-16 10:05:10 PM  
Its just simple math.  The majority of college age women (or american women in general, actually) are pro-choice.  For many in this set of women, it is a core belief - the opposite being a repulsor that decreases the chance they will have much to do with you.

So, if you want to increase the odds of getting laid, go with the majority.

Someone should venn diagram it for clarity.
 
2013-07-16 10:05:10 PM  

bdub77: a loaded question


If the interviewer's premise makes no distinction between a day-after pill and a third-trimester partial-birth abortion, I don't believe they are being intellectually honest.
 
2013-07-16 10:07:21 PM  
Bro v. Wade: Getting laid without protection because fark it, that's what abortions are for.
 
2013-07-16 10:07:58 PM  
*shrug*

Can't be any worse than the common wisdom of "You should always go after moms, because you know they put out."
 
2013-07-16 10:08:46 PM  
I always just toss my one night stand chicks down a flight of stairs on their way out of the apartment...ye old abortion clinic style...
 
2013-07-16 10:09:44 PM  
What would happen the other way?

Potential hookup: "I gotta tell you, I'm pro-life and if I get pregnant, I'm going to have your child."

Ok, who's up for it?
 
2013-07-16 10:10:09 PM  
This was supposed to be a secret, guys.

F*cking turds in the punch bowl.
 
2013-07-16 10:10:23 PM  
Abortion? I avoid the potenital of pregnancy by only banging virgins, you know because you can't get pregnant the first time. Well that's what I hear and down here in Texas we don't have sex ed to done teach us no better.

/I'm 33 so I'm old enough that when I was in middle school and high school we actually had proper sexual education.
//the GOP retardation of my great state pains me
///the political flipping of Texas can't come quick enough
 
2013-07-16 10:11:15 PM  

TheDirtyNacho: Its just simple math.  The majority of college age women (or american women in general, actually) are pro-choice.  For many in this set of women, it is a core belief - the opposite being a repulsor that decreases the chance they will have much to do with you.

So, if you want to increase the odds of getting laid, go with the majority.

Someone should venn diagram it for clarity.


95% of everything a man in his 20's does and says is in the pursuit of getting laid.  OF COURSE you say you are pro-choice.  Or even pro-life, if you are trying to bang that hot church girl.
 
2013-07-16 10:11:26 PM  
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2013-07-16 10:13:50 PM  

GORDON: TheDirtyNacho: Its just simple math.  The majority of college age women (or american women in general, actually) are pro-choice.  For many in this set of women, it is a core belief - the opposite being a repulsor that decreases the chance they will have much to do with you.

So, if you want to increase the odds of getting laid, go with the majority.

Someone should venn diagram it for clarity.

95% of everything a man in his 20's does and says is in the pursuit of getting laid.  OF COURSE you say you are pro-choice.  Or even pro-life, if you are trying to bang that hot church girl.


THIS.

There isn't an "obvious" tag big enough.
 
2013-07-16 10:14:19 PM  
College aged males support causes that will fool women into thinking they're concerned about them.

The strategy is common because it works.

/Ric Romero reports
 
2013-07-16 10:15:35 PM  
from the comment section:

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2013-07-16 10:16:00 PM  

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Somebody else would've made up a story about a mythical Sky Daddy instead, and we'd all be worshipping (and fighting over) the Pasta, the Sauce, and the Holy Meatball?
 
2013-07-16 10:16:04 PM  
well. isn't that the point?
what the problem is?
 
2013-07-16 10:16:09 PM  
Subby: may you never breed.
 
2013-07-16 10:16:12 PM  

GORDON: TheDirtyNacho: Its just simple math.  The majority of college age women (or american women in general, actually) are pro-choice.  For many in this set of women, it is a core belief - the opposite being a repulsor that decreases the chance they will have much to do with you.

So, if you want to increase the odds of getting laid, go with the majority.

Someone should venn diagram it for clarity.

95% of everything a man in his 20's does and says is in the pursuit of getting laid.  OF COURSE you say you are pro-choice.  Or even pro-life, if you are trying to bang that hot church girl.



True, one has to take into account local considerations.  If your set of potential lays is a bunch of church girls (and pretty conservative ones at that...) then a pro-life stance might be more effective.

It would be a good idea to broaden that set though, because that set would also probably want to marry you afterwards.
 
2013-07-16 10:16:16 PM  
Is this kind of like how pro-life people only pretend to care about the child until it's born?
 
2013-07-16 10:16:52 PM  
I thought the article was going to be about a new slang term for the word gay.
 
2013-07-16 10:17:06 PM  

zedster: from the comment section:

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Whereas the right views women as sluts who must be punished for the fact that the condom broke?
 
2013-07-16 10:17:09 PM  
Totes true, bro. After lax prax one day my slampiece was givin' me dome, which was chill, but I wanted some pink. I told her if she got preggers we could see a bro of mine who knows a doc, get it set up. She was so hot for that she was chill. We even did it standing up, which like helps keep the swimmers down. I'm sensitive like that. Then she made me a sandwich, got me a Natty. So chill.
 
2013-07-16 10:18:04 PM  

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came for this
 
2013-07-16 10:18:24 PM  

TheDirtyNacho: Its just simple math.  The majority of college age women (or american women in general, actually) are pro-choice.  For many in this set of women, it is a core belief - the opposite being a repulsor that decreases the chance they will have much to do with you.

So, if you want to increase the odds of getting laid, go with the majority.

Someone should venn diagram it for clarity.


That's not the reason you should be pro-choice and should make sure your partner is too. If you're with a woman who's pro-life, in the event of an accidental pregnancy she'll carry the kid to term and you'll be stuck supporting it for 18 years. She could still do that even if she's pro-choice, but at least you have a chance whereas in the other direction you're 100%
 
2013-07-16 10:19:14 PM  

zedster: from the comment section:

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The irony is lost on him isn't it?
 
2013-07-16 10:20:00 PM  

theorellior: Totes true, bro. After lax prax one day my slampiece was givin' me dome, which was chill, but I wanted some pink. I told her if she got preggers we could see a bro of mine who knows a doc, get it set up. She was so hot for that she was chill. We even did it standing up, which like helps keep the swimmers down. I'm sensitive like that. Then she made me a sandwich, got me a Natty. So chill.


You're too late, and trying too hard. Pocket Ninja already brought the funny, and now you just seem like the warm-up act who arrived after the show was over.
 
2013-07-16 10:20:06 PM  
I've heard that if you look at any protest pic from the sixties, half the guys in the crowd were only there because they wanted to score with some hippie-chick.
 
2013-07-16 10:20:07 PM  
What the fark did I just read?

Did I just have terrible sex? Or am I drunk? Or did I just read a horrible article?

I hate everything that happened here, stubby.

/trick question (sort of)
//always drunk after 7ish
///the other question are still applicable
 
2013-07-16 10:21:12 PM  

megarian: Did I just have terrible sex? Or am I drunk? Or did I just read a horrible article?


Why stop at just one? It could easily be all three.
 
2013-07-16 10:21:47 PM  
HA! * QuestionS.

shuddup.
 
2013-07-16 10:21:47 PM  

zedster: from the comment section:

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Unintentional conservative humor is best conservative humor.
 
2013-07-16 10:22:27 PM  

gweilo8888: megarian: Did I just have terrible sex? Or am I drunk? Or did I just read a horrible article?

Why stop at just one? It could easily be all three.


...touché.
 
2013-07-16 10:22:47 PM  

gweilo8888: You're too late, and trying too hard. Pocket Ninja already brought the funny, and now you just seem like the warm-up act who arrived after the show was over.


You're being harsh, bro. Pocket Ninja was using more of a generic young guy persona, I was going with a complete brodude characterization. I think they both complement and enhance each other.
 
2013-07-16 10:22:51 PM  

Mrtraveler01: Is this kind of like how pro-life people only pretend to care about the child until it's born?


It's kind of like how anti-abortion, pasty white, hard core right wing Christians insist abortion is murder except when their rebellious 17 year old daughter gets knocked up by her black boyfriend.
 
2013-07-16 10:22:55 PM  

cc_rider: Unintentional conservative humor is best the only conservative humor.


FTFY.
 
2013-07-16 10:24:07 PM  
What do you think that chances are they have the rights to re-host and use the Spring Breakers picture at the top?
 
2013-07-16 10:24:30 PM  
Wasn't getting laid the reason we gave women suffrage in the first place?
 
2013-07-16 10:25:46 PM  

theorellior: gweilo8888: You're too late, and trying too hard. Pocket Ninja already brought the funny, and now you just seem like the warm-up act who arrived after the show was over.

You're being harsh, bro. Pocket Ninja was using more of a generic young guy persona, I was going with a complete brodude characterization. I think they both complement and enhance each other.


Dude, I hate to harsh your bro-buzz or whatever but PocketNinja is not going to let you suck his cock.
 
2013-07-16 10:26:11 PM  
While the term "bro-choice" has long existed

I somehow doubt that.

TheDirtyNacho: Its just simple math. The majority of college age women (or american women in general, actually) are pro-choice. For many in this set of women, it is a core belief - the opposite being a repulsor that decreases the chance they will have much to do with you.

So, if you want to increase the odds of getting laid, go with the majority.


That works in this case because of the progressive/conservative aspect of it, but in the general case... I wonder:
If 75% of women support X and 25% oppose X, nearly all men in it for getting laid will also claim to support X. That means 75% of women matched with 90%+ of such men vs. 25% of women matched with < 10% of such men. Depending on the balance, being in the minority might actually put you in a niche position where you're in higher demand. Though if you're guessing blind, the majority is still the safer bet.

/Or you know, just be honest
 
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