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(NJ.com)   Another butt dialer talks about his pot habit to the police with the usual results   (nj.com) divider line 50
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3759 clicks; posted to Main » on 16 Jul 2013 at 8:03 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-07-16 08:05:30 PM
Why would you have the police on speed dial?
 
2013-07-16 08:05:46 PM
Glad to see the cops take another dangerous marijuana user off the street. I feel so much safer!
 
2013-07-16 08:07:12 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: Why would you have the police on speed dial?


because it's funneh
 
2013-07-16 08:08:02 PM
The officers kept knocking on the door, and Macfarlane came to the door, and let the officers come in, police said.

Aaaand there's his second mistake.
 
2013-07-16 08:11:39 PM
I had sworn to never butt-dial, but then I got high.....
 
2013-07-16 08:12:49 PM
Oh no! someone is smoking weed!

Farking cops.  This is why they get no respect.
 
2013-07-16 08:13:38 PM
it's funny when i think of butt-anything i think of this now.

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2013-07-16 08:16:02 PM

Atomic Spunk: Glad to see the cops take another dangerous marijuana user off the street. I feel so much safer!


www.docnyc.net

"Don't mention it, citizen. It's my job."

"Your'e safe now."
 
2013-07-16 08:16:16 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: Why would you have the police on speed dial?


I think it's a feature on many phones.  I don't think it is on mine, but I've heard people claim that 911 can even be dialed on a phone that is locked.
 
2013-07-16 08:17:22 PM
what about regular dangerous people.  like a dangerous person with an hourglass
 
2013-07-16 08:19:10 PM
A wonderful use of police resources: arrest some guy getting high in the privacy of his own home. I'm glad that my state has decided that it's better to just get tax revenue from potheads than try to prevent them from getting high.
 
2013-07-16 08:19:48 PM
I accidentally butt dialed my boss while smoking a bong. He called me back and asked me to lock my keypad. He was an awesome boss.
 
2013-07-16 08:21:13 PM

gfid: I don't think it is on mine, but I've heard people claim that 911 can even be dialed on a phone that is locked.


All cell phones, by FCC rules, have to allow an emergency call at any time. The cell carrier must accept the call from any cell phone that tries to place it. You don't need active service, or to provide a lock code or anything. Check the lock screen on any phone, there is always an 'emergency call' or similar button.
 
2013-07-16 08:22:14 PM

davidphogan: I accidentally butt dialed my boss while smoking a bong. He called me back and asked me to lock my keypad. He was an awesome boss.


well tobacco is legal what's the big deal.  so your giving yourself major lung cancer so what
 
2013-07-16 08:22:16 PM
Michele Leonhart should be dragged through a field of glass and shredded lemons... Its the
 
2013-07-16 08:22:28 PM
No warrant, no entry.  People are stupid.  Some of these people use cannabis.
 
2013-07-16 08:25:08 PM
 And of course the "get guberment out of our life" people are cheering the crap on because why? because "fark you culture war" that's why.
 
2013-07-16 08:25:12 PM

SquiggsIN: No warrant, no entry.  People are stupid.  Some of these people use cannabis.


some people have major mental disorders AND NEED to be locked up.  cannabis is just a common excuse.

/wears a plaid shirt and goes to Presbyterian Church
 
2013-07-16 08:26:04 PM
... only way to humanely deal with folk like her*

/sorry, been drinkin
 
2013-07-16 08:29:00 PM
Must have been a slow night for the cops.
 
2013-07-16 08:30:07 PM

AeAe: Oh no! someone is smoking weed!

Farking cops.  This is why they get no respect.


They don't care a toss about respect. There are enough rubes out there that respect them 100% no matter how they screw up. Besides, to your average cop, busting people for marijuana is better than sex.
 
2013-07-16 08:30:34 PM
His ass just wanted to get laid?
 
2013-07-16 08:33:15 PM

HypnozombieX: And of course the "get guberment out of our life" people are cheering the crap on...


The law and order types, maybe.

The small government people see this for what it is.
 
2013-07-16 08:36:21 PM

TomD9938: HypnozombieX: And of course the "get guberment out of our life" people are cheering the crap on...

The law and order types, maybe.

The small government people see this for what it is.


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2013-07-16 08:38:52 PM
Another one dials with butt.
Another one dials with butt.
And another one gone, and another one gone.
Another one dials with butt.
 
2013-07-16 08:39:32 PM

Jon iz teh kewl: [upload.wikimedia.org image 220x221]


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2013-07-16 08:40:51 PM

TomD9938: HypnozombieX: And of course the "get guberment out of our life" people are cheering the crap on...

The law and order types, maybe.

The small government people see this for what it is.


Here's the issue:  Many law and order types claim to be small government people.
 
2013-07-16 08:41:06 PM
Most appropriate use of dumbass tag.
 
2013-07-16 08:45:22 PM

47 is the new 42: TomD9938: HypnozombieX: And of course the "get guberment out of our life" people are cheering the crap on...

The law and order types, maybe.

The small government people see this for what it is.

Here's the issue:  Many law and order types claim to be small government people.


True.  They're not though.

They're as big on government as any other cheerleaders for the super-state.

/ I probably shouldnt have dragged politics off its usual tab...
 
2013-07-16 08:46:43 PM
Thank the gods that here in CO I can freely pocket dial the cops and talk about marijuana without fear of being arrested for it.

/maybe a ticket for being an idiot and pocket dialing 911
 
2013-07-16 08:50:33 PM

GanjSmokr: Thank the gods that here in CO I can freely pocket dial the cops and talk about marijuana without fear of being arrested for it.

/maybe a ticket for being an idiot and pocket dialing 911


maybe they were "slangin".

like instead of talking about Crack Cocaine. talking about the "Crack" that broke your brain into a schizophrenic nutcase
 
2013-07-16 08:57:28 PM
Butt-dial trifecta?
 
2013-07-16 09:18:54 PM
fark the police
 
2013-07-16 09:20:27 PM
it's sad that you can be a known butt dealer and the police are more concerned about your pot.

JUST SAY NO TO DEALING BUTT!
 
2013-07-16 09:23:17 PM

adenosine: gfid: I don't think it is on mine, but I've heard people claim that 911 can even be dialed on a phone that is locked.

All cell phones, by FCC rules, have to allow an emergency call at any time. The cell carrier must accept the call from any cell phone that tries to place it. You don't need active service, or to provide a lock code or anything. Check the lock screen on any phone, there is always an 'emergency call' or similar button.


Ayup. You can call 911 even if the SIM card is removed.
 
2013-07-16 09:50:19 PM
He should move to Washington where we don't have problems like that....
 
2013-07-16 09:50:38 PM

adenosine: gfid: I don't think it is on mine, but I've heard people claim that 911 can even be dialed on a phone that is locked.

All cell phones, by FCC rules, have to allow an emergency call at any time. The cell carrier must accept the call from any cell phone that tries to place it. You don't need active service, or to provide a lock code or anything. Check the lock screen on any phone, there is always an 'emergency call' or similar button.


I knew you didn't need active service, but not about the other part.

When did this start?  I'm not seeing a way to do it on my Motorola Droid.  I even tried a few things to see if it wasn't visible.  The screen won't even turn on unless I explicitly hit the power button.

I would upgrade, but I like not being locked into a contract and it does everything I need to do anyway.
 
2013-07-16 09:53:16 PM

belhade: Butt-dial trifecta?


You need to sit down and ponder this: Do you really want a "Butt-dial trifecta"?? Now do ya son?
 
2013-07-16 10:05:26 PM
My mom's rickety cheapo cell phone has an emergency button on the front that dials 911.  Maybe he had one of those.
 
2013-07-16 10:30:15 PM
Butt-dial? Yeah likely excuse Coppers.  I know You're always listening, touching yourself when things get exciting.
 
2013-07-16 10:33:40 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: Why would you have the police on speed dial?



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2013-07-16 10:47:54 PM
Yeah... Butt dialing. That's how the NSA covers up their eavesdropping.
 
2013-07-16 11:45:17 PM

traylor: Most appropriate use of dumbass tag.


Not necessarily - if his butt had a conscience, it would be a smartass.
 
2013-07-17 12:02:42 AM
And see? THIS is why people don't like potheads. ALL THEY CAN TALK ABOUT is pot and getting high. It's annoying as shiat. We get it. You like being stoned. Now  shut the fark up about it, already!

Smoke it. I don't care. Just keep the stinky crap out of my breathing space, and find something else to talk about besides weed, you burnout losers.
 
2013-07-17 12:53:51 AM

ZeroCorpse: And see? THIS is why people don't like potheads. ALL THEY CAN TALK ABOUT is pot and getting high. It's annoying as shiat. We get it. You like being stoned. Now  shut the fark up about it, already!

Smoke it. I don't care. Just keep the stinky crap out of my breathing space, and find something else to talk about besides weed, you burnout losers.


Total buzzkill dude.
 
2013-07-17 03:40:45 AM
I just got home from a Jimmy Buffett concert, so I'm getting a kick....etc
 
2013-07-17 06:01:42 AM

gfid: adenosine: gfid: I don't think it is on mine, but I've heard people claim that 911 can even be dialed on a phone that is locked.

All cell phones, by FCC rules, have to allow an emergency call at any time. The cell carrier must accept the call from any cell phone that tries to place it. You don't need active service, or to provide a lock code or anything. Check the lock screen on any phone, there is always an 'emergency call' or similar button.

I knew you didn't need active service, but not about the other part.

When did this start?  I'm not seeing a way to do it on my Motorola Droid.  I even tried a few things to see if it wasn't visible.  The screen won't even turn on unless I explicitly hit the power button.

I would upgrade, but I like not being locked into a contract and it does everything I need to do anyway.


I think you still have to unlock the screen to be able to get to the dialer to place the emergency call, but it will go through to 911 whether you have service. As far as I know most phones don't just have a 911 button anywhere on the main screens. I know mine doesn't. (Samsung Note 2 and former  HTC EVO owner).
 
2013-07-17 06:57:17 AM
Or, you know the asshole dispatcher could have just ignored the farking call and everyone could go on with their lives. But noooooooo...
 
2013-07-17 09:21:51 AM

MagSeven: I think you still have to unlock the screen to be able to get to the dialer to place the emergency call, but it will go through to 911 whether you have service. As far as I know most phones don't just have a 911 button anywhere on the main screens. I know mine doesn't. (Samsung Note 2 and former HTC EVO owner).


A lot of phones dial 911 if you hold the 9 button long enough.
 
2013-07-17 06:20:36 PM

chewd: MagSeven: I think you still have to unlock the screen to be able to get to the dialer to place the emergency call, but it will go through to 911 whether you have service. As far as I know most phones don't just have a 911 button anywhere on the main screens. I know mine doesn't. (Samsung Note 2 and former HTC EVO owner).

A lot of phones dial 911 if you hold the 9 button long enough.


Youdial 9-1, then when I say so,dial 1 again.

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YOU TOOK MY SOUL

(memories memories)
 
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