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(Fox News)   Japanese entrepreneur busted for providing a home delivery sex service. They specialized in providing women weighing up to 330 pounds. No wonder it was called a delivery service   (foxnews.com) divider line 86
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2013-07-16 05:15:21 PM
Well they pay by the pound, it is a Sumo culture
 
2013-07-16 05:16:31 PM
Needs Pics
 
2013-07-16 05:16:46 PM
so sorry, best I could do and still be the boob
i.ytimg.com
 
2013-07-16 05:17:34 PM
Its illegal to sell penetrative sex.

/huh, who knew
 
2013-07-16 05:19:44 PM
Cakes and pies
 
2013-07-16 05:19:50 PM
upload.wikimedia.org

Seen harassing the madam
 
2013-07-16 05:20:08 PM
FTA: "explosive boobs and bums" No thanks. Sound dangerous and messy.
 
2013-07-16 05:21:06 PM

BAMFinator: Its illegal to sell penetrative sex.

/huh, who knew


At 330 pounds, I don't know if I'd be able to figure out where to penetrate.
 
2013-07-16 05:22:47 PM
Prof. Frink: BAMFinator: Its illegal to sell penetrative sex.

/huh, who knew

At 330 pounds, I don't know if I'd be able to figure out where to penetrate.


Flour
 
2013-07-16 05:22:55 PM
Freee rilly?
 
2013-07-16 05:24:00 PM
Sure it's a delivery service, but they'll charge you extra if they have to use a trailer with a liftgate because you don't have a loading dock or a forklift.
 
2013-07-16 05:24:04 PM
Exploding bums... no thank you!
 
2013-07-16 05:24:33 PM

BAMFinator: Its illegal to sell penetrative sex.

/huh, who knew


Not up on Japan's porn laws, I don't do any biz in Japan actually but from what little I know, the whole tentacle thing started because of censorship. Well, I should say 'became popular' because of, it existed before that.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tentacle_erotica

Oh Japan!
 
2013-07-16 05:25:28 PM

Prof. Frink: BAMFinator: Its illegal to sell penetrative sex.

/huh, who knew

At 330 pounds, I don't know if I'd be able to figure out where to penetrate.


There's no shortage of fleshy crevasses and openings at that weight. Since the effort of breathing will likely produce a fine sheen of sweat at any given time, most will be ready to go at a moment's notice. Get creative, and anything goes.
 
2013-07-16 05:25:39 PM
Seems like a good deal since you wil get more bounce per ounce. Thats just good business.

I dont think I have ever seen a japanese woman weighing 300. Even in porn the asian woman generally top out at around 250. I assume in Japan it is even rarer than here for a Japanese woman to be fat, so its probably considered a delicacy. Like fugu liver.
 
2013-07-16 05:25:40 PM

Oldiron_79: Well they pay by the pound, it is a Sumo culture


Sort of like tuna.
 
2013-07-16 05:26:59 PM
Cute face - good personality, can make me laugh - a little meat. That is what makes a woman to me.
 
2013-07-16 05:28:55 PM
Japanese entrepreneur busted for providing a home delivery sex service. They specialized in providing women weighing up to 330 pounds. No wonder it was called a delivery servicesauce
 
2013-07-16 05:28:59 PM
given today's tech and the constant demand you should be able to get sex from a vending machine or like a kit to grow you're own female torso.
 
2013-07-16 05:29:59 PM

p the boiler: Cute face - good personality, can make me laugh - a little meat. That is what makes a woman to me.


I prefer boobs and a vagina.

/ plus a mouth and tongue but everyone has those
 
2013-07-16 05:30:18 PM

RatMaster999: [upload.wikimedia.org image 450x600]

Seen harassing the madam


What you did there. I sea it.
 
2013-07-16 05:32:21 PM
Phat Phuk's Delivery Service
 
2013-07-16 05:34:27 PM
i42.tinypic.com

Losie
 
2013-07-16 05:36:21 PM

Oldiron_79: Well they pay by the pound, it is a Sumo culture


Matt Dillon was brilliant in this movie.
 
2013-07-16 05:43:50 PM
mentallo69: Oldiron_79: Well they pay by the pound, it is a Sumo culture

Matt Dillon was brilliant in this movie.


Seriously, it took this long for someone to get my joke in the boobies
 
2013-07-16 05:44:01 PM
Do they offer free shipping with Amazon Prime?
 
2013-07-16 05:44:02 PM

p the boiler: Cute face - good personality, can make me laugh - a little meat. That is what makes a woman to me.


330 is a woman with a little meat encased in another woman with a little meat.
 
2013-07-16 05:45:09 PM
bigsisterdiaries.files.wordpress.com

/likes them with a little meat, not too much, though
 
2013-07-16 05:45:52 PM

SurelyShirley: [i42.tinypic.com image 635x476]

Losie


Saw that at the Fresno Selland Arena.  Awesome concert.
 
2013-07-16 05:46:56 PM
3.bp.blogspot.com

gonna need a bigger boat...
 
2013-07-16 05:48:22 PM

Psycoholic_Slag: SurelyShirley: [i42.tinypic.com image 635x476]

Losie

Saw that at the Fresno Selland Arena.  Awesome concert.


farm5.staticflickr.com
 
2013-07-16 05:48:53 PM
lostkosmonaut.files.wordpress.com

eye bleach?

/I'll take the one on the far right
 
2013-07-16 05:49:33 PM
If it fits, it ships.

/fits in a cargo shipping container
 
2013-07-16 05:49:41 PM

Oldiron_79: mentallo69: Oldiron_79: Well they pay by the pound, it is a Sumo culture

Matt Dillon was brilliant in this movie.

Seriously, it took this long for someone to get my joke in the boobies


Tucker: Really? Where would I have seen your work?
Pat Healy: Well, have you been to, uh well, let me see... Santiago, Chile?
Tucker: Twice last year. Which building's yours?
Pat Healy: Are you familiar with the soccer stadium?
Tucker: Did you build the Estadio Olimpico?
Pat Healy: No, just down the street the Celinto Catayente Towers. It's quite a fine example, in fact. I recommend that next time you're up that way that you drop in and take a gander at it yourself.
 
2013-07-16 05:50:02 PM

chasd00: given today's tech and the constant demand you should be able to get sex from a vending machine or like a kit to grow you're own female torso.


Lots of rideable things at your local coin-op laundromat.

Google is disappointing me in my quest to find reports of people who got their dick stuck in a vending machine:(
 
2013-07-16 05:51:40 PM
those silly Japanese men! all they have to go is come to the states! 200-300 lbs are a dime a dozen here!
 
2013-07-16 05:52:58 PM

Trance354: [lostkosmonaut.files.wordpress.com image 400x334]

eye bleach?

/I'll take the one on the far right


Where were you in the early 90's when I needed a wing man?

/she does look good
//But, I want door #2
 
2013-07-16 05:53:32 PM

Trance354: [lostkosmonaut.files.wordpress.com image 400x334]

eye bleach?

/I'll take the one on the far right


Dayummm Look at those fatties. someones been hittin the groceries with naked abandon,,,,naked


I refuse to believe in a 300 pound Japanese woman. I want to see one to believe it.
 
2013-07-16 05:54:17 PM
and for the rest of you who like the skinny ones...

i1106.photobucket.com

t2.gstatic.com
 
2013-07-16 05:54:38 PM
Trance354: [lostkosmonaut.files.wordpress.com image 400x334]

eye bleach?

/I'll take the one on the far right


Have all 3 of them sent to my quarters
 
2013-07-16 05:56:29 PM
We're gonna need a bigger bag
images.teamsugar.com
 
2013-07-16 05:59:47 PM

Trance354: /likes them with a little meat, not too much, though


Gorkenlot: .....Now, come on, let me think. I like dark hair, what else? I don't want a skinny girl, either. I like a little junk in the trunk!

Sir Parrish: So you want a big girl?

Gorkenlot: No, no, no! I don't want a hog! But, you know, a few extra pounds are okay. Let's face it - bones are for dogs!
 
2013-07-16 06:05:36 PM
Go ring the bell, see if he's home before we deliver ....

img.directindustry.com
 
2013-07-16 06:09:25 PM

SuddenlySamhain: Trance354: [lostkosmonaut.files.wordpress.com image 400x334]

eye bleach?

/I'll take the one on the far right

Dayummm Look at those fatties. someones been hittin the groceries with naked abandon,,,,naked


I refuse to believe in a 300 pound Japanese woman. I want to see one to believe it.


Don't know why you asked, but, you asked ...


and for me...
encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com
/the ex is about this size
//no, she isn't hurting me
 
2013-07-16 06:14:12 PM

Trance354: SuddenlySamhain: Trance354: [lostkosmonaut.files.wordpress.com image 400x334]

eye bleach?

/I'll take the one on the far right

Dayummm Look at those fatties. someones been hittin the groceries with naked abandon,,,,naked


I refuse to believe in a 300 pound Japanese woman. I want to see one to believe it.

Don't know why you asked, but, you asked ...


and for me...
[encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com image 197x256]
/the ex is about this size
//no, she isn't hurting me

anymore.

amirite?
 
2013-07-16 06:15:04 PM
There is a Japanese male sex fetish for old guys called rasto spurto.  In essence, to die while locked in sex with a mate.

In this case, they might not find the body for weeks !!!
 
2013-07-16 06:23:41 PM

Zul the Magnificent: Trance354: SuddenlySamhain: Trance354: [lostkosmonaut.files.wordpress.com image 400x334]

eye bleach?

/I'll take the one on the far right

Dayummm Look at those fatties. someones been hittin the groceries with naked abandon,,,,naked


I refuse to believe in a 300 pound Japanese woman. I want to see one to believe it.

Don't know why you asked, but, you asked ...


and for me...
[encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com image 197x256]
/the ex is about this size
//no, she isn't hurting me anymore.

amirite?


actually, she moved away for her job, I stayed due to my job.  She is visiting her family in the area this week.

/and coming over tonight
//long distance doesn't work, but she's too much fun not to have over for a night or two
 
2013-07-16 06:27:58 PM
Meh.  All of their genitals are pixellated, anyway.
 
2013-07-16 06:28:18 PM
Man, a place where obesity is so rare that it becomes a business to provide it.
*sigh*
 
2013-07-16 06:33:36 PM
blogs.westword.com
 
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