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(The Blemish)   Amanda Bynes is taking her future rapping career seriously. Is already getting a $10,000 diamond grill made   (theblemish.com ) divider line
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2013-07-16 02:11:05 PM  

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2013-07-16 03:24:14 PM  
Who else read that as "raping" career?
 
2013-07-16 03:29:06 PM  
I'd put my dick in that brand of crazy.
 
2013-07-16 03:32:05 PM  
img829.imageshack.us
 
2013-07-16 03:35:53 PM  
She had 2 black eyes from a face surgery?  She's getting her teeth worked on?  I demand to see terrible implant scars in fewer than 2 years.
 
2013-07-16 03:43:49 PM  
What the hell happened to her to put her on the fast track to crazytown? I mean, if Lindsay Lohan is drag racing a Porsche towards Trainwrecksville, this chick is in the Millennium Falcon...
 
2013-07-16 03:47:05 PM  

ThatBillmanGuy: What the hell happened to her to put her on the fast track to crazytown? I mean, if Lindsay Lohan is drag racing a Porsche towards Trainwrecksville, this chick is in the Millennium Falcon...


...and I bet she can get there in under 12 parsecs!

yes, yes I know, distance not velocity.  But that's the quote, dammit!
 
2013-07-16 03:49:50 PM  

ThatBillmanGuy: What the hell happened to her to put her on the fast track to crazytown? I mean, if Lindsay Lohan is drag racing a Porsche towards Trainwrecksville, this chick is in the Millennium Falcon...


She was fine up until Hairspray. I think she started dating all the gangstas and got into drugs and stuff.
Then she got complete control of her finances recently and it all went downhill. Rumor has it there's a gangbang sex tape of her somewhere. I wouldn't be surprised if she's the victim of date rape and this is her spiraling out of control due to some kind of trauma.
 
2013-07-16 03:50:40 PM  

darth_badger: I'd put my dick in that brand of crazy.


You're gonna come in that? You're braver than I thought...

keeping up the SW quotes.
 
2013-07-16 03:53:02 PM  

TXEric: .and I bet she can get there in under 12 parsecs!

yes, yes I know, distance not velocity.  But that's the quote, dammit!


I liked the Star Wars novels, they were interesting and had to follow previously set canon. One of them tried to come up with a V-E-R-Y clumsy way to "explain" this statement, involving space warps and shiat. It was horribly done.
 
2013-07-16 03:53:10 PM  
How does she still have $10,000?
 
2013-07-16 03:54:19 PM  
R-MONEY APPROVES


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2013-07-16 03:54:20 PM  
Amanda, if you can't or won't shape up so you don't look like the pasty disheveled mess you are now, don't bother with a career.
 
2013-07-16 03:55:07 PM  

Mikey1969: TXEric: .and I bet she can get there in under 12 parsecs!

yes, yes I know, distance not velocity.  But that's the quote, dammit!

I liked the Star Wars novels, they were interesting and had to follow previously set canon. One of them tried to come up with a V-E-R-Y clumsy way to "explain" this statement, involving space warps and shiat. It was horribly done.


That's Kevin J. Anderson. All of his stuff is horribly done... especially that Krypton book of his.

/though I did like Enemies and Allies.
 
2013-07-16 03:56:12 PM  

Combustion: darth_badger: I'd put my dick in that brand of crazy.

You're gonna come in that? You're braver than I thought...

keeping up the SW quotes.


Get in there, you big furry oaf! I don't care what you smell!
 
2013-07-16 03:56:54 PM  
On topic here... What kind of a "grill"? False fronts, or whatever that thing was between Miley Cyrus' teeth? I don't get these, they aren't fronts like the old school rapper thing? They look more like spacers so maybe she can't bite your dick off... These are not only a thing now, but they cost $10 Grand?
 
2013-07-16 04:03:27 PM  
assets.thecrosbypress.com

Spring Break
 
2013-07-16 04:05:14 PM  
Ghetto is a person, not a place.
 
2013-07-16 04:06:45 PM  
I'm still waiting for the Hellen Mirren vs Amanda Bynes Tweet feud...
 
2013-07-16 04:16:14 PM  
I wonder how much she will pawn it for in 6 months?
 
2013-07-16 04:17:52 PM  

Combustion: darth_badger: I'd put my dick in that brand of crazy.

You're gonna come in that? You're braver than I thought...

keeping up the SW quotes.


Negative, negative- it just impacted on the surface!
 
2013-07-16 04:22:12 PM  
Also, isn't that considered dentistry?   Sounds like a hipaa violation........

/yeah yeah, I know it's jewelry
//but it is an oral appliance
 
2013-07-16 04:32:07 PM  
Oh God. Someone mentions the words "Millennium Falcon" and the whole thread goes to shiat.
 
2013-07-16 04:32:24 PM  
anotherstudentdoctor.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-07-16 04:43:55 PM  
She's not Hip-Hop, she's flip-flop.
 
2013-07-16 04:46:10 PM  
Meth is a hell of a drug
 
2013-07-16 04:58:46 PM  
What're the odds on she's making a movie and all this is just a bad attempt at full immersion?


thesebootsaremadeforstalking.com
 
2013-07-16 05:00:37 PM  

nocturn: What're the odds on she's making a movie and all this is just a bad attempt at full immersion?


[thesebootsaremadeforstalking.com image 325x400]


Well with all her tweets about how she wants rappers to murder her vagina I'd say it is more a bad attempt at full insertion
 
2013-07-16 05:03:13 PM  

HotIgneous Intruder: Ghetto is a person, not a place.


Are you sure about that?  I've always seen it used to describe a place.
 
2013-07-16 05:07:51 PM  

ThatBillmanGuy: What the hell happened to her to put her on the fast track to crazytown? I mean, if Lindsay Lohan is drag racing a Porsche towards Trainwrecksville, this chick is in the Millennium Falcon...


she's a female, sometime in her late teens, bi-polar/ schizo mania kicked in.

in other words, she's been trainwrecking for a while now and is suffering the effects of being "crazy", young, and having unfettered acces to a lot of cash.
 
2013-07-16 05:09:53 PM  
Those grills are going to be perfect for when she jumps in that time machine and goes back to 2006.
 
2013-07-16 05:12:59 PM  

Cerebral Knievel: ThatBillmanGuy: What the hell happened to her to put her on the fast track to crazytown? I mean, if Lindsay Lohan is drag racing a Porsche towards Trainwrecksville, this chick is in the Millennium Falcon...

she's a female, sometime in her late teens, bi-polar/ schizo mania kicked in.

in other words, she's been trainwrecking for a while now and is suffering the effects of being "crazy", young, and having unfettered acces to a lot of cash.


Exactly. She wasn't a rocket scientist to begin with, either.

It's unfortunate that when you are a wealthy young actor, absolutely NO ONE seems to care if you go batshiat crazy, if they can come along for the ride (meaning: free drugs).
 
2013-07-16 05:20:19 PM  

realmolo: Cerebral Knievel: ThatBillmanGuy: What the hell happened to her to put her on the fast track to crazytown? I mean, if Lindsay Lohan is drag racing a Porsche towards Trainwrecksville, this chick is in the Millennium Falcon...

she's a female, sometime in her late teens, bi-polar/ schizo mania kicked in.

in other words, she's been trainwrecking for a while now and is suffering the effects of being "crazy", young, and having unfettered acces to a lot of cash.

Exactly. She wasn't a rocket scientist to begin with, either.

It's unfortunate that when you are a wealthy young actor, absolutely NO ONE seems to care if you go batshiat crazy, if they can come along for the ride (meaning: free drugs).


I get that. But there are plenty of child actors who haven't gone crazy like this. Natalie Portman seems to have turned out OK. Christian Bale (relatively). Hilary Duff.
 
2013-07-16 05:25:09 PM  

ThatBillmanGuy: Christian Bale (relatively). Hilary Duff.


Spanky McFarland.
 
2013-07-16 05:26:42 PM  

bulok: ThatBillmanGuy: What the hell happened to her to put her on the fast track to crazytown? I mean, if Lindsay Lohan is drag racing a Porsche towards Trainwrecksville, this chick is in the Millennium Falcon...

She was fine up until Hairspray. I think she started dating all the gangstas and got into drugs and stuff.
Then she got complete control of her finances recently and it all went downhill. Rumor has it there's a gangbang sex tape of her somewhere. I wouldn't be surprised if she's the victim of date rape and this is her spiraling out of control due to some kind of trauma.


if true, it would explain a lot.
 
2013-07-16 05:27:41 PM  
www.usmagazine.com
 
2013-07-16 05:36:18 PM  

darth_badger: I'd put my dick in that brand of crazy.


At least don't forget George Bluth's Second Law (don't promise crazy a baby!) if you must ignore the First.
 
2013-07-16 06:02:01 PM  

ThatBillmanGuy: I get that. But there are plenty of child actors who haven't gone crazy like this. Natalie Portman seems to have turned out OK. Christian Bale (relatively). Hilary Duff.


OOHHHH GOOD FOR HIM...BIG F'ING CELEBRITY. FREAKIN UNPROFESSIONAL MAN..

//sorry, couldn't help it..
 
2013-07-16 06:10:28 PM  

realmolo: Cerebral Knievel: ThatBillmanGuy: What the hell happened to her to put her on the fast track to crazytown? I mean, if Lindsay Lohan is drag racing a Porsche towards Trainwrecksville, this chick is in the Millennium Falcon...

she's a female, sometime in her late teens, bi-polar/ schizo mania kicked in.

in other words, she's been trainwrecking for a while now and is suffering the effects of being "crazy", young, and having unfettered acces to a lot of cash.

Exactly. She wasn't a rocket scientist surgeon to begin with, either.

It's unfortunate that when you are a wealthy young actor, absolutely NO ONE seems to care if you go batshiat crazy, if they can come along for the ride (meaning: free drugs).


FTFY
 
2013-07-16 06:28:55 PM  
Why do people get grillz? Is it some deep-rooted desire to look like Doctor Doom or a cylon?

I don't get it.
 
2013-07-16 06:50:59 PM  

ZeroCorpse: Why do people get grillz? Is it some deep-rooted desire to look like Doctor Doom or a cylon?

I don't get it.


Conspicuous consumption.  It's almost on the level of potlatching, or using a $100 bill to light your cigar.

And the face is the center of attention when you look at someone.
 
2013-07-16 06:54:55 PM  
A far more interesting link at the bottom of the page. NSFW
 
2013-07-16 07:08:26 PM  

ZeroCorpse: Why do people get grillz? Is it some deep-rooted desire to look like Doctor Doom or a cylon?

I don't get it.


I think it's out of touch white people trying to be "black". It was a pretty short lived trend 7 or 8 years ago.
 
2013-07-16 07:13:24 PM  

bulok: ThatBillmanGuy: What the hell happened to her to put her on the fast track to crazytown? I mean, if Lindsay Lohan is drag racing a Porsche towards Trainwrecksville, this chick is in the Millennium Falcon...

She was fine up until Hairspray. I think she started dating all the gangstas and got into drugs and stuff.
Then she got complete control of her finances recently and it all went downhill. Rumor has it there's a gangbang sex tape of her somewhere. I wouldn't be surprised if she's the victim of date rape and this is her spiraling out of control due to some kind of trauma.


You people like blaming everything on black people don't you? She has been this way for a very long time from what people say. And if you go by what has been floating around from an unnamed Hollywood insider, she had been passed around by the Hollywood elite since she was a young teen.
 
2013-07-16 07:18:49 PM  

devilEther: [assets.thecrosbypress.com image 500x300]

Spring Break


Spraaang breaaaaak forevah
 
2013-07-16 07:24:19 PM  

devilEther: [assets.thecrosbypress.com image 500x300]

Spring Break


Thanks a lot... I finally got that "spraaang breaaak" shiat out of my head... now it's back.
 
2013-07-16 07:28:38 PM  
farking Mudsharks...
 
2013-07-16 08:09:24 PM  

bulok: ThatBillmanGuy: What the hell happened to her to put her on the fast track to crazytown? I mean, if Lindsay Lohan is drag racing a Porsche towards Trainwrecksville, this chick is in the Millennium Falcon...

She was fine up until Hairspray. I think she started dating all the gangstas and got into drugs and stuff.
Then she got complete control of her finances recently and it all went downhill. Rumor has it there's a gangbang sex tape of her somewhere. I wouldn't be surprised if she's the victim of date rape and this is her spiraling out of control due to some kind of trauma.


Whatever it is, it's just sad.  Clearly, this girl has some serious emotional problems, and most everyone (including the dude making the "grill") has no problem enjoying her slide to disaster.

I don't feel bad when I see some asshole who treated other people badly "get theirs".  Seeing a young girl self destruct while the world laughs and points?  Not so much fun.

/I know I know, "welcome to fark".
 
2013-07-16 08:13:27 PM  
She wants to be a rapper, so she spends $10K on a jewel-encrusted piece of metal to stuff over her teeth? Ah yes, just the thing to improve verbal acuity! Oh wait, I forgot  that speech impediments replaced verbal acuity in the rap game years ago.

Oh, and the grill has got to be one of the top five most pointless and disgusting fashion accessories ever made. "Hey, look at my slobbery gold-and-diamond thing with pieces of food stuck in it!"
 
2013-07-16 08:24:28 PM  

eldo500: She wants to be a rapper, so she spends $10K on a jewel-encrusted piece of metal to stuff over her teeth? Ah yes, just the thing to improve verbal acuity! Oh wait, I forgot  that speech impediments replaced verbal acuity in the rap game years ago.

Oh, and the grill has got to be one of the top five most pointless and disgusting fashion accessories ever made. "Hey, look at my slobbery gold-and-diamond thing with pieces of food stuck in it!"


You don't EAT with a grill in, dude. THat shiat's expensive! You take it out, put it in it's little plastic case and tuck it into your pocket. Or, if you forget the plastic case one day, you wrap it in a napkin and put it aside. You just have to make sure you don't toss it into the trash with your McDonald's wrappers and Taco Bell bags. (You're a baller, you go to BOTH RESTAURANTS when you're hangry. B*tch.)
 
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