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(Hays Daily News)   Two trains try to occupy same part of track at same time with expected results   (hdnews.net) divider line 52
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2013-07-16 03:25:08 PM  
I guess they're 99% on the wrong track.
 
2013-07-16 03:27:29 PM  
Did anyone check what time it was? I have a B+ in 6th grade math riding on this.
 
2013-07-16 03:28:20 PM  
Where did they bury the survivors?
 
2013-07-16 03:29:10 PM  

nmrsnr: Did anyone check what time it was? I have a B+ in 6th grade math riding on this.


+1
 
2013-07-16 03:30:00 PM  
carrying low-grade ethanol and general freight including steel, wheat, beer and particle board.

Won't someone think of the partic...beer?  Trains carry beer??  Huh.
 
2013-07-16 03:31:36 PM  
Great Scott
 
2013-07-16 03:31:45 PM  
Fermionic or bosonic trains?
 
2013-07-16 03:33:09 PM  
Is the answer 7:48pm?

I didn't carry the two, did I? :(
 
2013-07-16 03:34:16 PM  

blatz514: carrying low-grade ethanol and general freight including steel, wheat, beer and particle board.

Won't someone think of the partic...beer?  Trains carry beer??  Huh.


There are a lot of accidents with trains that result from carrying too much low-grade ethanol.
 
2013-07-16 03:35:52 PM  
They made a sequel to Timecop?
 
2013-07-16 03:36:04 PM  

nmrsnr: Did anyone check what time it was? I have a B+ in 6th grade math riding on this.


Somebody get the lights on your way out, we're done here.
 
2013-07-16 03:36:26 PM  
Cnn is reporting one of the conductor's is named Wong Choo Choo Trak.
 
2013-07-16 03:37:09 PM  
...all three crew members of the Salina-to-Denver freight train were accounted for and uninjured. The second train, which Davis has no details on, was unoccupied when it was struck.

F*cking boring Kansas, how are we supposed to make hilariously insensitive racists jokes out of that?!
 
2013-07-16 03:37:14 PM  
First thought:

deskofbrian.com
 
2013-07-16 03:37:40 PM  
Gomez again..
 
2013-07-16 03:37:42 PM  

pjc51: Fermionic or bosonic trains?


Back to 101 with you.  The Choo-choo exclusion principle doesn't apply to bosons.
 
2013-07-16 03:38:24 PM  

This text is now purple: blatz514: carrying low-grade ethanol and general freight including steel, wheat, beer and particle board.

Won't someone think of the partic...beer?  Trains carry beer??  Huh.

There are a lot of accidents with trains that result from carrying too much low-grade ethanol.


Oh, so Bud Light.
 
2013-07-16 03:38:55 PM  
They fix the cable?
 
2013-07-16 03:42:24 PM  
static.tvtropes.org
He once paralleled parked a train.
 
2013-07-16 03:42:26 PM  
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-07-16 03:42:37 PM  

blatz514: This text is now purple: blatz514: carrying low-grade ethanol and general freight including steel, wheat, beer and particle board.

Won't someone think of the partic...beer?  Trains carry beer??  Huh.

There are a lot of accidents with trains that result from carrying too much low-grade ethanol.

Oh, so Bud Light.


Headed to Denver: Coors Light?
 
2013-07-16 03:42:48 PM  
Doc read the timetables wrong...

www.bttf.com
 
2013-07-16 03:43:27 PM  

miss diminutive:


Holy fark.

That is terrifying.
 
2013-07-16 03:45:08 PM  

megarian: miss diminutive:

Holy fark.

That is terrifying.


That show always gave me the creeps.
 
2013-07-16 03:46:43 PM  

pjc51: Fermionic or bosonic trains?


Based on the amount of ethanol and beer involved, we are going to have assume they were Fermentedionic.

/that was a bad joke
//I feel bad
///posting anyway
 
2013-07-16 03:46:55 PM  
Matter can't occupy the same space at the same time.

i1.ytimg.com
 
2013-07-16 03:53:50 PM  

walkerhound: blatz514: This text is now purple: blatz514: carrying low-grade ethanol and general freight including steel, wheat, beer and particle board.

Won't someone think of the partic...beer?  Trains carry beer??  Huh.

There are a lot of accidents with trains that result from carrying too much low-grade ethanol.

Oh, so Bud Light.

Headed to Denver: Coors Light?


Perhaps.  But I'm still a little upset about only having to drink Bud Light at the local town picnic.  I still got a damn headache.
 
2013-07-16 03:56:03 PM  

jfivealive: Matter can't occupy the same space at the same time.

[i1.ytimg.com image 480x360]


Came for this.
 
2013-07-16 03:56:04 PM  
The public is being asked to conserve water due to the amount that was used to contain the fire. Fire crews were spraying approximately 5,000 gallons per minute on the fire.

Its amazing how quick small town water towers run out..run the pumpers to the river or lake...
 
2013-07-16 03:59:00 PM  

Anayalator: First thought:

[deskofbrian.com image 400x300]


Me too!
 
2013-07-16 04:02:04 PM  
WTF is with all the train wrecks lately?
 
2013-07-16 04:05:05 PM  

Ego edo infantia cattus: WTF is with all the train wrecks lately?


False flag operation by Big Auto.
 
2013-07-16 04:07:18 PM  

Ego edo infantia cattus: WTF is with all the train wrecks lately?


You're talking about the Biebs and Lindsay Lo, right?
 
2013-07-16 04:10:27 PM  

jfivealive: Matter can't occupy the same space at the same time.

[i1.ytimg.com image 480x360]


I was going to post Jean Claude, but you beat me to it, you magnificent bastard.
 
2013-07-16 04:13:44 PM  

shootsright: Great Scott


¿Que?
 
2013-07-16 04:14:50 PM  
Did they telefrag?
 
2013-07-16 04:20:16 PM  
The really trippy thing is that the trains were both simultaneously blowed-up and NOT blowed-up until someone actually observed them...
 
2013-07-16 04:29:20 PM  
What time did the train leave Chicago?
 
2013-07-16 04:35:58 PM  
images.wikia.com
 
2013-07-16 04:38:34 PM  

jfivealive: Matter can't occupy the same space at the same time.

[i1.ytimg.com image 480x360]


came here for this.
 
2013-07-16 04:45:21 PM  
Did they fuse together, ripping a hole in the space-time continuum and thereby causing the destruction of the Universe and rebirth of a new one?

Then no, not as expected.
 
2013-07-16 04:56:32 PM  
So was it 12:00 when both trains met in the middle at 12:00?

.
 
2013-07-16 05:37:19 PM  
 
2013-07-16 06:06:22 PM  
The entire neighborhood was wiped out by a flash of gamma rays. Damn you, anti-trains!
 
2013-07-16 06:19:35 PM  

pjc51: Fermionic or bosonic trains?


Judging from the article, definitely fermionic. None of this would have happened if the southbound train had been rotating at hbar over two like I specified.
 
2013-07-16 06:21:37 PM  

DaAlien: Just leaving this here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBbY0v2sKXg


That was my first thought. Glad someone beat me to it.
 
2013-07-16 06:34:27 PM  

TheBitterest: DaAlien: Just leaving this here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBbY0v2sKXg

That was my first thought. Glad someone beat me to it.


You sound old.

/goml
 
2013-07-16 06:42:20 PM  

DaAlien: TheBitterest: DaAlien: Just leaving this here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBbY0v2sKXg

That was my first thought. Glad someone beat me to it.

You sound old.

/goml


Okay
 
2013-07-16 08:55:13 PM  

walkerhound: blatz514: This text is now purple: blatz514: carrying low-grade ethanol and general freight including steel, wheat, beer and particle board.

Won't someone think of the partic...beer?  Trains carry beer??  Huh.

There are a lot of accidents with trains that result from carrying too much low-grade ethanol.

Oh, so Bud Light.

Headed to Denver: Coors Light?


Nope, no self respecting coloradan drinks that shiat. We send that swill to other states.
 
2013-07-16 09:38:21 PM  

pjc51: Fermi


/leaving satisfied
 
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