If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(NPR)   Twin pandas born in Atlanta. Since they are about the size of a stick of butter right now, a restraining order has been issued against Paula Deen   (npr.org) divider line 23
    More: Repeat, pandas, Paula Deen, Association of Zoos, Zoo Atlanta, Tro, The Zoo, Lun Lun, artificial insemination  
•       •       •

738 clicks; posted to Geek » on 16 Jul 2013 at 12:51 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



23 Comments   (+0 »)
   
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest
 
2013-07-16 11:05:06 AM
Don't worry. They'll be safe from Paula Dean.

Well, *half* safe from that racist, anyway.
 
2013-07-16 11:07:26 AM
Holy lengthy saunter for a minute taste of dihydrogen monoxide, Batman!
 
2013-07-16 11:17:18 AM
They look like peppermint pigs.

Also delicious.
 
2013-07-16 11:17:46 AM
www.epiphanysearch.co.uk
 
2013-07-16 11:30:23 AM
 "the cubs are the first giant pandas to be born in the U.S. in 2013

i105.photobucket.com
Man, if those are giant pandas, who is holding them?    Lt. Col. Glenn Manning?
 
2013-07-16 12:26:10 PM

kronicfeld: [www.epiphanysearch.co.uk image 360x203]


Dammit
 
2013-07-16 12:47:01 PM
At this point can't we just assume that the Panda gave birth to twins?

Wake me when a Panda gives birth to one baby or a Buick LeSabre.
 
2013-07-16 01:04:44 PM
FloydA: Man, if those are giant pandas, who is holding them?    Lt. Col. Glenn Manning?

Lana Kane?
 
2013-07-16 01:06:14 PM
Just tell her they're part black.
 
2013-07-16 01:21:42 PM
Fortunately the mother is now lactating, because panda milk is a natural elixir.
 
2013-07-16 01:40:37 PM

Dr Dreidel: Holy lengthy saunter for a minute taste of dihydrogen monoxide, Batman!


Yeah, this.  I hate Paula Deen as much as the next guy, but the headline is a case study in trying too hard.
 
2013-07-16 01:47:17 PM
Holy crap 4 pandas in one day !  Pandamonium again ?
 
2013-07-16 01:51:22 PM
Why is this news? It appears to be a regular occurrence.
 
2013-07-16 02:08:01 PM

JohnAnnArbor: Just tell her they're part black.


And asian too.
 
2013-07-16 02:14:11 PM
Is Carl in the Panda diorama?
 
2013-07-16 02:48:58 PM

mudpants: Holy crap 4 pandas in one day !  Pandamonium again ?


unchellmatt: Why is this news? It appears to be a regular occurrence.


no one saw the tag, huh?
 
2013-07-16 03:20:32 PM
will they end up at Panda Express?


/got nuthin'
 
2013-07-16 03:35:58 PM
If we were to decide to make them food animals we'd figure a way to breeder them better and quicker and at tax payer's expense. Also they wouldn't all belong to China just to the good hardworking corporations at Agfarms.
 
2013-07-16 03:43:50 PM
I'm confused by the headline. Were they ugly-assed or not?
 
2013-07-16 05:08:20 PM
Is that a stupid headline?
 
2013-07-16 05:11:50 PM

The Bestest: mudpants: Holy crap 4 pandas in one day !  Pandamonium again ?

unchellmatt: Why is this news? It appears to be a regular occurrence.

no one saw the tag, huh?


Florida tag ?
 
2013-07-16 05:54:10 PM
I guess they'll have one of them taken away when they go back to China.
 
2013-07-16 08:35:40 PM
Paula Deen nothing - keep them away from Marlon Brando!
 
Displayed 23 of 23 comments

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


This thread is closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »






Report