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(Reuters)   Boston Police investigating whether a mentally disturbed man they arrested in June has any ties to the Boston Marathon Bombers since he'd apparently acquired all the makings of a pressure-cooker bomb-a few months before the Tsarnaevs did   (reuters.com) divider line 24
    More: Interesting, Boston Police, Tsarnaev, Boston, Joint Terrorism Task Force, Bridgewater State Hospital, home runs, FBI declined  
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2013-07-16 11:40:11 AM
Clearly, much like how you have to sign yourself onto a government list to buy cold medicine, we should do the same for kitchen appliances and anything large enough to contain explosives and gun powder.

For security. And freedom.
 
2013-07-16 12:04:08 PM
Cue the Freedom Police ..
 
2013-07-16 12:06:23 PM

Aarontology: Clearly, much like how you have to sign yourself onto a government list to buy cold medicine, we should do the same for kitchen appliances and anything large enough to contain explosives and gun powder.

For security. And freedom.


So you're saying you didn't RTFA?
 
2013-07-16 12:09:18 PM
Daniel Morley of Topsfield sounds more like a workplace or school shooter type of guy.  Might have burned an abandoned barn down back in the day.
 
2013-07-16 12:09:23 PM
Where the hell is Bob the Angry Flower when you need him?  I'm too lazy to go looking.
 
2013-07-16 12:15:17 PM

davidphogan: Aarontology: Clearly, much like how you have to sign yourself onto a government list to buy cold medicine, we should do the same for kitchen appliances and anything large enough to contain explosives and gun powder.

For security. And freedom.

So you're saying you didn't RTFA?


So you're saying you don't get jokes?
 
2013-07-16 12:16:57 PM
Is he hot?
If he ain't hot then who's going to care? That little Tsarnaev biatch looks like a right little hot muffin so I'm guessing there isn't a judge in the country that will want to lock him up for long, he'll walk just like that hot celebrity girl, he'll flutter his lashes and pout his little perky ass, judge will start drooling, case dismissed, meet me in my chambers...
Makes justice a sham, if you've got some sort of ugly tarded thing going on you might as well never break any laws as your sorry ass is going down forever.
 
2013-07-16 12:19:54 PM
I have two pressure cookers, several rifles, several handguns and gobs of ammo.

Using a pressure cooker is a great way to make great food fast and I'm a collector of antique firearms (I have a special FFL for that)

Quite frankly it wouldn't surprise me if the Feds knocked on my door. If they do I'll cook up a roast and show off my unusual gun collection.
 
2013-07-16 12:24:00 PM

YoOjo: Is he hot?
If he ain't hot then who's going to care? That little Tsarnaev biatch looks like a right little hot muffin so I'm guessing there isn't a judge in the country that will want to lock him up for long, he'll walk just like that hot celebrity girl, he'll flutter his lashes and pout his little perky ass, judge will start drooling, case dismissed, meet me in my chambers...
Makes justice a sham, if you've got some sort of ugly tarded thing going on you might as well never break any laws as your sorry ass is going down forever.


Hey, we Americans take our vapidness very seriously. Don't jest!
 
2013-07-16 12:42:30 PM
This is where China has an edge.  Van shows up, charges his family for a bullet, and ices down any useful organs.
 
2013-07-16 12:48:36 PM

vbob: Cue the Freedom Police ..


You rang?
 
2013-07-16 01:07:07 PM

YoOjo: Is he hot?
If he ain't hot then who's going to care? That little Tsarnaev biatch looks like a right little hot muffin so I'm guessing there isn't a judge in the country that will want to lock him up for long, he'll walk just like that hot celebrity girl, he'll flutter his lashes and pout his little perky ass, judge will start drooling, case dismissed, meet me in my chambers...
Makes justice a sham, if you've got some sort of ugly tarded thing going on you might as well never break any laws as your sorry ass is going down forever.


I can't believe I'm asking this, but:

How does one "pout" an ass?
 
2013-07-16 01:18:02 PM
I can basically see the dude's house from where I work.
 
2013-07-16 01:24:34 PM

KidneyStone: I have two pressure cookers, several rifles, several handguns and gobs of ammo.

Using a pressure cooker is a great way to make great food fast and I'm a collector of antique firearms (I have a special FFL for that)

Quite frankly it wouldn't surprise me if the Feds knocked on my door. If they do I'll cook up a roast and show off my unusual gun collection.


Yep, Sure. Now all you need is a dufflebag full of the explosive material ball bearings and fuse in your bedroom, a history of clinical diagnosed mental illness, a collection of multilated animal corpses, a criminal record for violent crime, documented threats about blowing up airplanes, threats to commit violence against your own mother, and then you'll about be on par with this guy. Or we could pretend there was no reason for concern about this guy because that sounds enlightened.
 
2013-07-16 01:31:33 PM

Phoenix87ta: YoOjo: Is he hot?
If he ain't hot then who's going to care? That little Tsarnaev biatch looks like a right little hot muffin so I'm guessing there isn't a judge in the country that will want to lock him up for long, he'll walk just like that hot celebrity girl, he'll flutter his lashes and pout his little perky ass, judge will start drooling, case dismissed, meet me in my chambers...
Makes justice a sham, if you've got some sort of ugly tarded thing going on you might as well never break any laws as your sorry ass is going down forever.

I can't believe I'm asking this, but:

How does one "pout" an ass?


AKA the one-eyed taint wink.
 
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2013-07-16 01:37:53 PM

Phoenix87ta: I can't believe I'm asking this, but:

How does one "pout" an ass?


I think it's a prison thing.
 
2013-07-16 01:42:02 PM
Since he acquired all the makings a few months BEFORE the bombing?

Glad to see such efficient investigating by law enforcement up there.   Good thing he wasn't planning on doing any of this as soon as he bought the parts... you know, like most bombers do.
 
2013-07-16 01:52:43 PM

Sean M: Since he acquired all the makings a few months BEFORE the bombing?

Glad to see such efficient investigating by law enforcement up there.   Good thing he wasn't planning on doing any of this as soon as he bought the parts... you know, like most bombers do.


Correct.  In last month's Journal of Bombers Weekly, statistics noted that 89% of all bombers detonated their weapon within 10 days of purchase of the last component.  The other 11% are just posers who forgot to take their medication.  This led to a major argument on their website JBW.com, where commenter "KareemAllahAkbar" practically crashed the server explaining that it takes much longer than 10 days' time to properly execute his craft.  In retort, user "NSAPIGS" told him to refill his prescription.
 
2013-07-16 01:52:57 PM
I knew it! crazy right wing lunatics did the Boston bombing, not Muslims!

that chechen couldn't have done it!

#J4DT
 
2013-07-16 02:50:27 PM

Phoenix87ta: YoOjo: Is he hot?
If he ain't hot then who's going to care? That little Tsarnaev biatch looks like a right little hot muffin so I'm guessing there isn't a judge in the country that will want to lock him up for long, he'll walk just like that hot celebrity girl, he'll flutter his lashes and pout his little perky ass, judge will start drooling, case dismissed, meet me in my chambers...
Makes justice a sham, if you've got some sort of ugly tarded thing going on you might as well never break any laws as your sorry ass is going down forever.

I can't believe I'm asking this, but:

How does one "pout" an ass?


Now I'm curious too. And a little bit flattered.
 
2013-07-16 05:03:55 PM
STOP HIM STOP HIM STOP HIM

quit interfering with people get the government out of our lives
 
2013-07-16 06:52:46 PM
They'd have to investigate the entire city of Boston, starting with Mumbles Menino, if they're pursuing someone who's mentally disturbed.
 
2013-07-16 08:04:48 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-16 11:12:39 PM
Sounds mostly circumstantial, but that is a LOT of circumstantial. Obviously this guy needs to be in a secure institution or at least monitored to make sure he stays on his meds.
 
This goes to confirming my theory that terrorism isn't much of a threat as anyone who thinks blowing up civilians will help their cause is either stupid or crazy. I guess we got crazy this time. The Tsarnaevs get the stupid categorization from me. Black powder bomb in the 21st century? LOL
 
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