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(TwinCities.com)   Aide to Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-MN) charged with stealing envelopes of cash from co-workers in the Rayburn Office Building, across from the US Capitol. In other news, there were envelopes of cash all around the Rayburn Office Building   (twincities.com) divider line 84
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2013-07-16 10:38:59 AM  
It's okay.  Jesus did the same thing.
 
2013-07-16 10:42:06 AM  
And if it was an aide to a Democrat, it wouldn't be a story, or the party affiliation would be omitted.

It's a great rule of thumb. If a politician is discussed in any sort of imperfect light or association, and the party is omitted, that politician is a Democrat.
 
2013-07-16 10:42:32 AM  
Accused of stealing in the ROB. Shocking.
 
2013-07-16 10:42:54 AM  
A spokesman for the U.S. Capitol Police says 37-year-old Javier Sanchez of Virginia was arrested last Thursday.

Dirty Sanchez.
 
2013-07-16 10:43:04 AM  
Bachmann trifecta now in play.  First time in awhile.
 
2013-07-16 10:43:40 AM  
Are there any banana stands around the Rayburn Office Building?
 
2013-07-16 10:44:29 AM  

Pants full of macaroni!!: Bachmann trifecta now in play.  First time in awhile.


Oh, the spanking thread!  This is getting kinky.
 
2013-07-16 10:46:34 AM  

dfenstrate: And if it was an aide to a Democrat, it wouldn't be a story, or the party affiliation would be omitted.

It's a great rule of thumb. If a politician is discussed in any sort of imperfect light or association, and the party is omitted, that politician is a Democrat.


Complete bullshiat but you already know that.
 
2013-07-16 10:46:49 AM  

dfenstrate: And if it was an aide to a Democrat, it wouldn't be a story, or the party affiliation would be omitted.

It's a great rule of thumb. If a politician is discussed in any sort of imperfect light or association, and the party is omitted, that politician is a Democrat.


Noticed that more often as not, funny how that works, works with minorities also
 
2013-07-16 10:47:40 AM  

dfenstrate: And if it was an aide to a Democrat, it wouldn't be a story


If it were and aide of a democrat then it would be the lead story on FOX
 
2013-07-16 10:48:13 AM  

dfenstrate: And if it was an aide to a Democrat, it wouldn't be a story, or the party affiliation would be omitted.

It's a great rule of thumb. If a politician is discussed in any sort of imperfect light or association, and the party is omitted, that politician is a Democrat.



Tell me, how ~does~ the tinfoil hat interact with your hair cream?
 
2013-07-16 10:48:25 AM  
there were envelopes of cash all around the Rayburn Office Building

It was lobbyist day.

/Every day is lobbyist day
 
2013-07-16 10:49:06 AM  
Who steals less than $1000? That's a big risk to take for an insignificant amount of money.
 
2013-07-16 10:49:12 AM  

kobrakai: dfenstrate: And if it was an aide to a Democrat, it wouldn't be a story, or the party affiliation would be omitted.

It's a great rule of thumb. If a politician is discussed in any sort of imperfect light or association, and the party is omitted, that politician is a Democrat.

Complete bullshiat but you already know that.


You know what I realized?  It's summer time.  No school.  I'm curious how FARKs troll milieu will change come September.
 
2013-07-16 10:50:31 AM  

dfenstrate: And if it was an aide to a Democrat, it wouldn't be a story, or the party affiliation would be omitted.

It's a great rule of thumb. If a politician is discussed in any sort of imperfect light or association, and the party is omitted, that politician is a Democrat.


3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-07-16 10:51:18 AM  

Muta: dfenstrate: And if it was an aide to a Democrat, it wouldn't be a story

If it were and aide of a democrat then it would be the lead story on FOX


They would be primarily speculating on what Obama's role may have been.
 
2013-07-16 10:51:32 AM  

Russ1642: Who steals less than $1000? That's a big risk to take for an insignificant amount of money.


Maybe he figured it was worth this risk given that she's retiring, and I can't imagine her aides will be in high demand for other candidates.
 
2013-07-16 10:51:44 AM  

dfenstrate: And if it was an aide to a Democrat, it wouldn't be a story, or the party affiliation would be omitted.

It's a great rule of thumb. If a politician is discussed in any sort of imperfect light or association, and the party is omitted, that politician is a Democrat.


You should  probably go outside and play now, before it gets too hot.  Be sure to put on your sunscreen and drink plenty of water.  No soda until you're in for the night.  Run along.
 
2013-07-16 10:53:25 AM  

lilbjorn: there were envelopes of cash all around the Rayburn Office Building

It was lobbyist day.

/Every day is lobbyist day


No, on lobbyist day, the envelopes have more then $1,000 in them.  It was whore Wednesday.  The last politician to pay a hooker with a check was Jerry Springer.
 
2013-07-16 10:54:27 AM  
One very successful troll in this here thread.
 
2013-07-16 10:56:28 AM  
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2013-07-16 10:57:06 AM  
From another article on the story:


Capitol Police placed a hidden camera in Room 2417 April 4 and placed two envelopes, one with $80 marked "Petty Cash" on one desk, and another marked "Birthday Money" with $120 on another desk. The money from both envelopes was reported missing June 25.

Surveillance video captured a man entering the office just after 6:30 p.m. June 14. The video shows the man opening the chief of staff's drawer, removing an envelope, counting money and taking the cash and envelope with him, the charging documents state.

...

Two days later, Sanchez was interviewed by police about the incident and denied taking money from his co-workers' desks.

"I may have taken a quarter once and a while, but I would pay it back," Sanchez said in the affidavit.

Sanchez worked as a senior legislative assistant for Bachmann.


This is exactly the level of intelligence I would expect from a Senior Legislative Assistant to Michelle Bachmann.
 
2013-07-16 10:59:15 AM  

scandalrag: lilbjorn: there were envelopes of cash all around the Rayburn Office Building

It was lobbyist day.

/Every day is lobbyist day

No, on lobbyist day, the envelopes have more then $1,000 in them.  It was whore Wednesday.  The last politician to pay a hooker with a check was Jerry Springer.


Call girls!

/when they're dead, they're just hookers
 
2013-07-16 11:01:39 AM  
there were envelopes of cash all around the Rayburn Office Building

Well, you can't have a money fight with bags of nickels.

/I mean, you can, but it doesn't last nearly as long. And someone always loses an eye.
 
2013-07-16 11:02:56 AM  

Philip Francis Queeg: removing an envelope, counting money


facepalm.

How can you look even more guilty than taking an envelope full of money?  COUNTING IT OUT, then taking it.
 
2013-07-16 11:03:52 AM  
I submitted with a better headline.

/Democrats robbed. Not a repeat from 1972
 
2013-07-16 11:04:05 AM  

hp6sa: Russ1642: Who steals less than $1000? That's a big risk to take for an insignificant amount of money.

Maybe he figured it was worth this risk given that she's retiring, and I can't imagine her aides will be in high demand for other candidates.


and maybe they needed some cash, remember she was withholding paychecks from people who would not sign her confidentiality agreement.
 
2013-07-16 11:05:48 AM  
I don't get why "Across from the Capitol Building" was included in the headline.
 
2013-07-16 11:08:55 AM  
So vote Repubican?
 
2013-07-16 11:10:34 AM  

CokeBear: I submitted with a better headline.

/Democrats robbed. Not a repeat from 1972


.... Nnnnyeah, you didn't.
 
2013-07-16 11:14:23 AM  
I am SHOCKED to learn that there may be thieves working in politics.
 
2013-07-16 11:14:36 AM  

fat boy: dfenstrate: And if it was an aide to a Democrat, it wouldn't be a story, or the party affiliation would be omitted.

It's a great rule of thumb. If a politician is discussed in any sort of imperfect light or association, and the party is omitted, that politician is a Democrat.

Noticed that more often as not, funny how that works, works with minorities also


More like you're just looking for those details; don't let that stop you from playing the victim though.
 
2013-07-16 11:19:01 AM  
Bachmann saying she wasn't running for reelection in 2014 was about as good of a definition of the trash taking itself out as you'll ever see.

/gtfo of my state
 
2013-07-16 11:21:15 AM  

dfenstrate: And if it was an aide to a Democrat, it wouldn't be a story, or the party affiliation would be omitted.

It's a great rule of thumb. If a politician is discussed in any sort of imperfect light or association, and the party is omitted, that politician is a Democrat.



Question, do you buy your crosses in bulk, or do you just buy a few really strong crosses to haul your Persecuted self up on?
 
2013-07-16 11:21:48 AM  

Girion47: I don't get why "Across from the Capitol Building" was included in the headline.


Because if it said "underneath the Capitol Building" people might think it was the post Apocalyptic Future

img.gawkerassets.com
 
2013-07-16 11:22:20 AM  

dfenstrate: And if it was an aide to a Democrat, it wouldn't be a story, or the party affiliation would be omitted.


Because the right are persecuted .  Alwaysremember that.  No matter what, Republicans are always the victims.  Always.
 
2013-07-16 11:24:18 AM  

Raharu: Question, do you buy your crosses in bulk, or do you just buy a few really strong crosses to haul your Persecuted self up on?


I'm still waiting for one of these guys to explain how they hammer in the last nail.
 
2013-07-16 11:27:49 AM  

Crotchrocket Slim: fat boy: dfenstrate: And if it was an aide to a Democrat, it wouldn't be a story, or the party affiliation would be omitted.

It's a great rule of thumb. If a politician is discussed in any sort of imperfect light or association, and the party is omitted, that politician is a Democrat.

Noticed that more often as not, funny how that works, works with minorities also

More like you're just looking for those details; don't let that stop you from playing the victim though.


Like details don't matter when reading the news. Keep wearing those rose colored glasses.
 
2013-07-16 11:28:28 AM  
These people are dumb enough to keep petty cash unsecured in an office?
 
2013-07-16 11:28:45 AM  

BitwiseShift: Girion47: I don't get why "Across from the Capitol Building" was included in the headline.

Because if it said "underneath the Capitol Building" people might think it was the post Apocalyptic Future

[img.gawkerassets.com image 640x270]


Look at that...sigh...that's how it should look.
 
2013-07-16 11:33:27 AM  

Pants full of macaroni!!: Raharu: Question, do you buy your crosses in bulk, or do you just buy a few really strong crosses to haul your Persecuted self up on?

I'm still waiting for one of these guys to explain how they hammer in the last nail.



Easy, they dont. They puss out and use elastic bands.
 
2013-07-16 11:46:37 AM  

dfenstrate: And if it was an aide to a Democrat, it wouldn't be a story, or the party affiliation would be omitted.

It's a great rule of thumb. If a politician is discussed in any sort of imperfect light or association, and the party is omitted, that politician is a Democrat.


This
 
2013-07-16 11:54:28 AM  

fat boy: dfenstrate: And if it was an aide to a Democrat, it wouldn't be a story, or the party affiliation would be omitted.

It's a great rule of thumb. If a politician is discussed in any sort of imperfect light or association, and the party is omitted, that politician is a Democrat.

Noticed that more often as not, funny how that works, works with minorities also


Really? Lets go to the evidence shall we?

www.bradblog.com

cdn.crooksandliars.com

imageshack.us

paxarcana.files.wordpress.com

We can go on if you like...
 
2013-07-16 12:04:19 PM  
I guess Marcus threatened to "slap the curl right out of his hair" after he heard of the theft.
 
2013-07-16 12:08:02 PM  

limeyfellow: fat boy: dfenstrate: And if it was an aide to a Democrat, it wouldn't be a story, or the party affiliation would be omitted.

It's a great rule of thumb. If a politician is discussed in any sort of imperfect light or association, and the party is omitted, that politician is a Democrat.

Noticed that more often as not, funny how that works, works with minorities also

Really? Lets go to the evidence shall we?

[www.bradblog.com image 354x282]

[cdn.crooksandliars.com image 305x263]

[imageshack.us image 511x383]

[paxarcana.files.wordpress.com image 320x240]

We can go on if you like...


Effing amazing. And the Foxidiots lap it up.
 
2013-07-16 12:08:53 PM  

Fart_Machine: These people are dumb enough to keep petty cash unsecured in an office?


Why should they care, it's not their money.
 
2013-07-16 12:13:34 PM  
CokeBear: I submitted with a better headline.
 
/Democrats robbed. Not a repeat from 1972

I'm gonna have to disagreee with you there, cokie.
 
2013-07-16 12:15:55 PM  

Agent Smiths Laugh: Look at that...sigh...that's how it should look.


Actually that's a terrible rendition of the topography, roads and nearby construction.

I know because the building in which I am currently typing this (or its remains) should be in the left side of that pic.

I mean, there's a reason they call it Capitol Hill.
 
2013-07-16 12:21:13 PM  

Clemkadidlefark: dfenstrate: And if it was an aide to a Democrat, it wouldn't be a story, or the party affiliation would be omitted.

It's a great rule of thumb. If a politician is discussed in any sort of imperfect light or association, and the party is omitted, that politician is a Democrat.

This


As a rule of thumb, you shouldn't respond with a "this" to your own alt.
 
2013-07-16 12:23:04 PM  
limeyfellow: [foxnews screengrabs]

As I've said many times in the past, anyone that considers Fox News a legitimate news source is a mindless sheeple that shouldn't breed.
 
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