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(TC Palm)   'Scuse me, mam, know why I pulled you over? "Because I'm awesome and I want to dance"   (blogs.tcpalm.com) divider line 20
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2013-07-16 09:48:04 AM  
'That's it. Yeah I know I'm (sexual intercoursed).'"

Nothing to say, just quoting that line.  It's like a badly censored WGN movie.
 
2013-07-16 09:55:52 AM  
stream1.gifsoup.com
 
2013-07-16 10:24:15 AM  
blogs.tcpalm.com
Glib? Moi?
 
2013-07-16 10:29:15 AM  
Mam?
 
2013-07-16 10:32:13 AM  
teh correct answer is "because i have a hard-on for violence"
 
2013-07-16 10:56:05 AM  

oldfarthenry: [blogs.tcpalm.com image 149x195]
Glib? Moi?


Bring me Solo and a cookie.
 
2013-07-16 11:03:49 AM  
Truly, you might say she IS 'awesome'...as in something which inspires awe.

"Awe" is not necessarily a postitive happy emotion...e.g., a tornado is awesome.
 
2013-07-16 11:13:11 AM  
Fat people are jolly.

blogs.tcpalm.com
 
2013-07-16 11:22:14 AM  
You forgot to mention that she was a hot chick in the headline.
 
2013-07-16 11:36:12 AM  
blog.zap2it.com
 
2013-07-16 11:45:58 AM  
Sweet yodeling goats, no wonder Florida has it's own tag
 
2013-07-16 11:48:07 AM  
Hey.......second time my home town is on fark. Not sure if I should be proud or not.
 
2013-07-16 12:33:00 PM  
I would (sexually intercourse)
 
2013-07-16 01:05:45 PM  
I would like the filter to chance f**ked into (sexually intercoursed).
 
2013-07-16 01:06:20 PM  

megarian: I would like the filter to chance f**ked into (sexually intercoursed).


* change.

Bleh.
 
2013-07-16 01:55:01 PM  
"Know why I pulled you over?"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9oKvuxsMexI
Starts at4:32
 
2013-07-16 02:50:50 PM  
I got (sexually intercoursed) with my boss last night and am totally hurting today at work.
 
2013-07-16 03:27:31 PM  
The officer had her attempt to preform the standardized field sobriety tests.  The problem is those tests are not valid indicators to determine if a obese person is intoxicated because obese people cannot preform those tests with any accuracy.  The more overweight the more problematic.

That is not my opinion,  but the published opinion of the U.S. Department of Transportation and the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration, which developed the standardized field sobriety tests.From the training manual, "The test criteria for Walk and Turn is not necessarily valid for 60 years of age or older, or 50 pound or more overweight."   Same for the one leg stand.

She even said that she cannot preform the requested tests because her legs are fat, but the officer had her preform them anyways.  Good grief.  I am not saying she wasn't drunk, but having a fat person, especially one who says they are too fat to preform the tests, is just stupid.
 
2013-07-16 05:01:26 PM  
Wishes she were

wae.blogs.starnewsonline.com
 
2013-07-16 05:12:44 PM  

JeffreyScott: The officer had her attempt to preform the standardized field sobriety tests.  The problem is those tests are not valid indicators to determine if a obese person is intoxicated because obese people cannot preform those tests with any accuracy.  The more overweight the more problematic.

That is not my opinion,  but the published opinion of the U.S. Department of Transportation and the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration, which developed the standardized field sobriety tests.From the training manual, "The test criteria for Walk and Turn is not necessarily valid for 60 years of age or older, or 50 pound or more overweight."   Same for the one leg stand.

She even said that she cannot preform the requested tests because her legs are fat, but the officer had her preform them anyways.  Good grief.  I am not saying she wasn't drunk, but having a fat person, especially one who says they are too fat to preform the tests, is just stupid.


I'm actually surprised he didn't breathalyze her right off, which means maybe he was amused enough to maybe let her go if she passed a roadside test. That's the only reason I can think of to NOT use a breath (or blood) test, really.
 
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