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(News9 Oklahoma)   Man arrested after burglary attempt while he was naked, drunk, and in possession of drugs and a sex toy. Police believe it was a deliberate attempt to make it to Fark's front page   (news9.com) divider line 8
    More: Dumbass, suspect arrested, Oklahoma City, drug-related crime, Arkansas River, Oklahoma County, Maria Dolrodo, Hulsey  
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2013-07-16 09:03:04 AM
Wait a minute, if he was naked (hence no pockets), and attempting to break in to some place (and thus using his hands), where were the drugs and the sex toy?

Never mind, *DON'T* answer that.
 
2013-07-16 09:56:43 AM

dittybopper: Wait a minute, if he was naked (hence no pockets), and attempting to break in to some place (and thus using his hands), where were the drugs and the sex toy?

Never mind, *DON'T* answer that.


Maybe it was a dildo made out of meth.
 
2013-07-16 10:11:22 AM
Saints Row LARPing?
 
2013-07-16 10:14:30 AM
These over achievers really annoy me.
 
2013-07-16 10:27:12 AM
You know, we really need to start treating alcohol with the same draconian policies America employs when it comes to drugs.
 
2013-07-16 10:33:09 AM

Aarontology: You know, we really need to start treating alcohol with the same draconian policies America employs when it comes to drugs.


draconiaN?

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2013-07-16 11:55:14 AM
If only he'd remembered the pickle, he could be an internet legend by now.
 
2013-07-16 01:12:16 PM
Huge buttplug? God, I hope it was a huge buttplug. Just enormous, like the size of a softball, and a ring on the end for when you're ready to pull it out.
 
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