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2013-07-16 08:08:42 AM
At least the Ballistics are on file.
 
2013-07-16 08:47:55 AM
He's going to need it, poor guy.
 
2013-07-16 08:52:36 AM
How long before it's up on eBay?
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2013-07-16 09:14:10 AM
What else are they going to do?  He was acquitted and you can't take someone's property without due process unless it's something illegal, and guns aren't.
 
2013-07-16 09:35:07 AM

nekom: How long before it's up on eBay?


I was thinking something similar, though I thought eBay didn't facilitate firearms sales.  I'm certain one of the many tens of thousands of overjoyed-at-the-verdict people on facebook would be more than thrilled to own the gun that put that uppity, thug negro in his place for five figures or more.

I mean, I guess that's why they seem so overjoyed at the verdict, anyhow.
 
2013-07-16 09:36:50 AM
Guns are uncivilized.
 
2013-07-16 09:46:18 AM

hinten: Guns are uncivilized.


Actually, just the opposite:  Guns enable and protect civilization.  Without them (or, more properly, effective weapons as a class of objects generally and widely owned by the public), it's too easy to fall into totalitarianism.  Like Europe did during living memory, and like the majority of Asia still is.
 
2013-07-16 09:47:09 AM
Look, there are still a lot of black kids in Florida.
 
2013-07-16 09:52:35 AM
He's getting That Gun? Lucky bastard.

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/It was OP anyway
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2013-07-16 09:55:28 AM

dittybopper: hinten: Guns are uncivilized.

Actually, just the opposite:  Guns enable and protect civilization.  Without them (or, more properly, effective weapons as a class of objects generally and widely owned by the public), it's too easy to fall into totalitarianism.  Like Europe did during living memory, and like the majority of Asia still is.


Look at Somalis they have plenty of guns, and no totalitarianism (or much of any sort of government).

And look at the oppressive totalitarian British.  I'll bet they wish they had more guns so they could be like Somalia.
 
2013-07-16 10:01:29 AM
Ummmm so?
 
2013-07-16 10:03:07 AM
Good. Now he can shoot the next one that tries to eff with him because of the trial.
 
2013-07-16 10:03:38 AM
Good.  And I hope he again blows away the next asswipe that pounds his head into a sidewalk.
 
2013-07-16 10:03:42 AM
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2013-07-16 10:03:47 AM

dittybopper: Actually, just the opposite: Guns enable and protect civilization. Without them (or, more properly, effective weapons as a class of objects generally and widely owned by the public), it's too easy to fall into totalitarianism. Like Europe did during living memory, and like the majority of Asia still is.


I'm not sure I believe that.  The United States hasn't failed once to put down local insurrection assisted by the people's right to bear arms.
 
2013-07-16 10:04:11 AM
How long before we have a giant golden idol of a gun in this country, with women dancing around it's base while men make sacrifices of wine and mutton?
 
hej
2013-07-16 10:04:58 AM
Were you expecting them to give him somebody else's gun?
 
2013-07-16 10:05:37 AM
That gun is a part of history.  Right along with OJ's gloves
 
2013-07-16 10:06:23 AM
Murdering coward idiot gets his cheap handgun back.
Yay poleece!

/Zimmerit is the reason police exist.
//He'll be dealing with cops again real soon, I'd bet.
 
2013-07-16 10:06:36 AM
Guns have more rights than people do in this country.
 
2013-07-16 10:07:23 AM

Sybarite: Look, there are still a lot of black kids in Florida.


And there is an argument that George Zimmerman is one of them:

cfnews13.com

George Zimmerman's mother being held by her grandfather (George's great-grandfather).  Under the racial laws for the 19th Century, Zimmerman would have been considered black.

Honestly, we're going to have more of these issues as the ethnic and racial lines get further blurred.  Who is black enough to be black, who is light enough to no longer be black, who self-identifies as what based upon some tenuous genetic connection to a group that arrived 200 years ago?

 /Self-identifies as an American.
//The littlebopper is 'mixed race'.
///Raising him to be the same way, in the *TRUE* spirit of judging people by the "content of their character".
 
2013-07-16 10:07:33 AM
Guess what?

He was found Not Guilty.

He should get the gun back.

You people...
 
2013-07-16 10:08:34 AM
Why wouldn't he get it back?
 
2013-07-16 10:08:48 AM
I heard he's allowed to vote too.

So outrageous to have rights in this country.

Move to Somalia if you don't like it.
 
2013-07-16 10:08:50 AM
Perfectly good gun. Why wouldn't he get it back?
 
2013-07-16 10:09:18 AM
2nd Amendment is best Amendment!
 
2013-07-16 10:09:47 AM

dittybopper: hinten: Guns are uncivilized.

Actually, just the opposite:  Guns enable and protect civilization.  Without them (or, more properly, effective weapons as a class of objects generally and widely owned by the public), it's too easy to fall into totalitarianism.  Like Europe did during living memory, and like the majority of Asia still is.


It's really cute how you seem to think that guns preclude totalitarianism.
All you need to stop a totalitarian or fascist is some courage and an ice pick, courage being the more important of the two.
 
2013-07-16 10:10:06 AM

HotIgneous Intruder: Murdering coward idiot gets his cheap handgun back.
Yay poleece!

/Zimmerit is the reason police exist.
//He'll be dealing with cops again real soon, I'd bet.


He may be a coward
He may be an idiot
But according to the Jury, he is NOT a murderer so get over it already.
 
2013-07-16 10:10:27 AM
George was railroaded by black racists in this country.
He NEVER should have gone to trial.

How come we aren't hearing about all the white people getting attacked in major cities?
It's in the local papers.. but it's not making national news.
 
2013-07-16 10:10:42 AM
dittybopper:
Honestly, we're going to have more of these issues as the ethnic and racial lines get further blurred.  Who is black enough to be black, who is light enough to no longer be black, who self-identifies as what based upon some tenuous genetic connection to a group that arrived 200 years ago?

 /Self-identifies as an American.
//The littlebopper is 'mixed race'.
///Raising him to be the same way, in the *TRUE* spirit of judging people by the "content of their character".


One of these days, some dozens or perhaps hundreds of generations down the line, we'll all be the same race, then we'll have to figure out new reasons to hate each other.

/Welsh, Irish, German, French and Scottish, that I know of.
//first and foremost human
///peace and love to all fellow travelers
 
2013-07-16 10:11:06 AM
That's part of a not guilty verdict.  Gun culture sucks, right wingers are morons, and bringing a gun to a fist fight causes people to die, but not-guilty is not-guilty.
 
2013-07-16 10:11:28 AM

nekom: How long before it's up on eBay?


Since you can't sell guns on ebay, never.

Gunbroker is a possibility, though.
 
2013-07-16 10:11:35 AM

gnosis301: dittybopper: Actually, just the opposite: Guns enable and protect civilization. Without them (or, more properly, effective weapons as a class of objects generally and widely owned by the public), it's too easy to fall into totalitarianism. Like Europe did during living memory, and like the majority of Asia still is.

I'm not sure I believe that.  The United States hasn't failed once to put down local insurrection assisted by the people's right to bear arms.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Athens_%281946%29
 
2013-07-16 10:11:42 AM

gnosis301: The United States hasn't failed once to put down local insurrection assisted by the people's right to bear arms.


You sure about that?
 
2013-07-16 10:11:53 AM

LargeCanine: Perfectly good gun.


You are mistaken; the firearm is a Kel-Tec.
 
2013-07-16 10:12:03 AM
and anyone know how many people were killed via black on black altercations yesterday???

Forget Zimmerman, this is the issue that so called black leadership including BOB don't seem to want to talk about or deal with it would seem.
 
2013-07-16 10:12:25 AM

DarkVader: gnosis301: dittybopper: Actually, just the opposite: Guns enable and protect civilization. Without them (or, more properly, effective weapons as a class of objects generally and widely owned by the public), it's too easy to fall into totalitarianism. Like Europe did during living memory, and like the majority of Asia still is.

I'm not sure I believe that.  The United States hasn't failed once to put down local insurrection assisted by the people's right to bear arms.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Athens_%281946%29


*shakes tiny fist*
 
2013-07-16 10:12:29 AM
That gun will never be used in the commission of a crime.
 
2013-07-16 10:12:30 AM

jayhawk88: idol


I think I may have seen that movie http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x8z08s_the-gun-is-good-zardoz-in-10-m inute_shortfilms#.UeVUWKzYTXQ

Would an altar with a picture of some celebretard and a sticker that says "it's got a HEMI" on it be an improvement?
 
2013-07-16 10:12:42 AM

dittybopper: hinten: Guns are uncivilized.

Actually, just the opposite:  Guns enable and protect civilization.  Without them (or, more properly, effective weapons as a class of objects generally and widely owned by the public), it's too easy to fall into totalitarianism.  Like Europe did during living memory, and like the majority of Asia still is.



Of course, and you will be the first one to raise your gun against your brothers and sisters in the US Army when they come to squash your popular uprising against the American totalitarian government.
 
2013-07-16 10:13:10 AM

nekom: dittybopper:
Honestly, we're going to have more of these issues as the ethnic and racial lines get further blurred.  Who is black enough to be black, who is light enough to no longer be black, who self-identifies as what based upon some tenuous genetic connection to a group that arrived 200 years ago?

 /Self-identifies as an American.
//The littlebopper is 'mixed race'.
///Raising him to be the same way, in the *TRUE* spirit of judging people by the "content of their character".

One of these days, some dozens or perhaps hundreds of generations down the line, we'll all be the same race, then we'll have to figure out new reasons to hate each other.

/Welsh, Irish, German, French and Scottish, that I know of.
//first and foremost human
///peace and love to all fellow travelers


As a misanthropic curmudgeon, I am already ahead of the curve.
 
2013-07-16 10:13:57 AM
I thought the weapon was hopelessly broken? The picture I saw showed a bent guide rod and other crap.
 
2013-07-16 10:14:09 AM

jayhawk88: How long before we have a giant golden idol of a gun in this country, with women dancing around it's base while men make sacrifices of wine and mutton?


Why would we do that when we have the Murdercube? Ave Nex Alea.
 
2013-07-16 10:14:21 AM
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New Season of Dexter?
 
2013-07-16 10:14:21 AM

vpb: He was acquitted and you can't take someone's property without due process unless it's something illegal


Or it's money...
 
2013-07-16 10:14:24 AM

vpb: dittybopper: hinten: Guns are uncivilized.

Actually, just the opposite:  Guns enable and protect civilization.  Without them (or, more properly, effective weapons as a class of objects generally and widely owned by the public), it's too easy to fall into totalitarianism.  Like Europe did during living memory, and like the majority of Asia still is.

Look at Somalis they have plenty of guns,and no totalitarianism (or much of any sort of government).

And look at the oppressive totalitarian British.  I'll bet they wish they had more guns so they could be like Somalia.


To your examples, I counter with North Korea, the People's Republic of China, Imperial Japan (in fact, all of Japan's history up until late 1945), Eastern Europe from 1900 to somewhere around 1991-ish, and most of Western Europe about 70 years ago.

Then too, you've got places like Syria up until a couple years ago (though you could argue that one's not settled yet), and bunch of other places.  Rwanda.  The Balkans.  Myanmar/Burma.  Cambodia under the Khmer Rouge.

I could keep going, if you wish.
 
2013-07-16 10:14:34 AM

Sybarite: Look, there are still a lot of black kids in Florida.

 
I believe they're refered to as "boys of color".     And they cause imaginary widespread riots.  At least if you're on the jury.
 
2013-07-16 10:14:43 AM
It's a CW trophy. Of course he get's it back.
 
2013-07-16 10:16:16 AM

Shryke: I thought the weapon was hopelessly broken? The picture I saw showed a bent guide rod and other crap.


I bet she could fix it... hell, I know she could fix me.

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2013-07-16 10:18:10 AM

hinten: Guns are uncivilized.


Unless the goverment has them. Then that makes it all better, because bureaucracy, and forms and paperwork and stuff.
 
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