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(WTAE)   Two men steal blind woman's purse at bus stop. When asked to describe her assailants, she said, "Are you F-ing kidding me?"   (wtae.com) divider line 18
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2013-07-16 09:44:30 AM
According to police, two men approached the woman on California Avenue and Forsythe Street on the North Side and said they wanted to pet her dog

Cowards.

Had it been a cat, it would have become a Benny Hill episode.
 
2013-07-16 11:00:13 AM
On the bus I saw a blind punk rocker who was wearing a G.G.Allen shirt put a bum who was harrassing him in a full nelson and hold the smelly, kicking and screaming bum in the air.  T


/I love Austin
 
2013-07-16 11:02:12 AM
Another story quoted her as saying "they were black"
 
2013-07-16 11:02:13 AM
Well, I'm blind but I'm pretty sure he looked like Trayvon Martin.

/ too soon...?
 
2013-07-16 11:03:39 AM
She might have been able to describe their voice or fragrance, so asking for a description isn't completely asinine.
 
2013-07-16 11:04:00 AM
Sorry. "COULD YOU DESCRIBE YOUR ASSAILANTS?"
 
2013-07-16 11:08:58 AM

Danger Mouse: Another story quoted her as saying "they were black"


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xoxo: She might have been able to describe their voice or fragrance, so asking for a description isn't completely asinine.


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2013-07-16 11:11:52 AM

Arkanaut: Sorry. "COULD YOU DESCRIBE YOUR ASSAILANTS?"


OK, it took me a minute to get it. Duh.

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2013-07-16 11:40:06 AM
Anyone who would do this would basically have absolutely no conscious and be capable of any crime.
 
2013-07-16 11:44:26 AM
Um, they smelled like Cheetos and brut
 
2013-07-16 11:59:21 AM

Parthenogenetic: Danger Mouse: Another story quoted her as saying "they were black"

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xoxo: She might have been able to describe their voice or fragrance, so asking for a description isn't completely asinine.

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LOL, that is probably too obscure for most folks here.
"Hello, is it me you're looking for".
 
2013-07-16 12:16:16 PM
"...happy now, asswipe?"
 
2013-07-16 12:23:52 PM

Parthenogenetic: Danger Mouse: Another story quoted her as saying "they were black"

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xoxo: She might have been able to describe their voice or fragrance, so asking for a description isn't completely asinine.

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Came for this, thanks.
 
2013-07-16 12:35:09 PM

xoxo: She might have been able to describe their voice or fragrance, so asking for a description isn't completely asinine.


If this is a serious post, you need to go stand in the corner and think about what you just did.

/Really though, who hasnt robbed a blind person at a bus stop once or twice?
//I prefer swindling paraplegics, myself
 
2013-07-16 01:12:04 PM
t0.gstatic.com
/obligatory
 
2013-07-16 01:19:43 PM
I bet she did not see that coming.
 
2013-07-16 02:42:03 PM
She was only able to give a ruff description.
 
2013-07-16 08:42:04 PM
Those two guys will have plenty of folding money now.
 
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