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(Hartford Courant)   Hey honey, look, it's my ex-girlfriend... *VROOOOMM* *THUMP-THUMP*   (courant.com) divider line 24
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2013-07-16 09:51:14 AM
Suspect in custody:
www.trbimg.com

I think the only solution is for me to hit it.
 
2013-07-16 10:05:18 AM
Dude is a playa.
Old girlfriend = 46 years old
New girlfriend = 24 years old and smoking with a whole lot of crazy
 
2013-07-16 10:07:10 AM

bdub77: Suspect in custody:
[www.trbimg.com image 187x105]

I think the only solution is for me to hit it.


Now, now, the Eighth Amendment is still in force.
 
2013-07-16 10:07:49 AM
Sooooo romantic. Sigh.
 
2013-07-16 10:08:01 AM

boarch: Dude is a playa.
Old girlfriend = 46 years old
New girlfriend = 24 years old and smoking with a whole lot of crazy


And a 6 year old.
 
2013-07-16 10:10:07 AM

boarch: Dude is a playa.
Old girlfriend = 46 years old
New girlfriend = 24 years old and smoking with a whole lot of crazy


He definitely upgraded ... TO CRAZY
 
2013-07-16 10:11:00 AM
Run.
 
2013-07-16 10:11:24 AM

new_york_monty: bdub77: Suspect in custody:
[www.trbimg.com image 187x105]

I think the only solution is for me to hit it.

Now, now, the Eighth Amendment is still in force.


Which one is that, Use a Condom or Don't Stick Your Dick in Crazy?
 
2013-07-16 10:12:06 AM
Gonna be an awkward Thanksgiving.
 
2013-07-16 10:14:27 AM

boarch: Dude is a playa.
Old girlfriend = 46 years old
New girlfriend = 24 years old and smoking with a whole lot of crazy


25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-07-16 10:21:52 AM
If she knows his real name and address, that's no upgrade.
 
2013-07-16 10:23:54 AM
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2013-07-16 10:28:25 AM

bdub77: new_york_monty: bdub77: Suspect in custody:
[www.trbimg.com image 187x105]

I think the only solution is for me to hit it.

Now, now, the Eighth Amendment is still in force.

Which one is that, Use a Condom or Don't Stick Your Dick in Crazy?


Cruel and unusual. On a more serious note, going by the ages of the victim and the perpetrator, sounds like the girl behind the wheel was afraid of a little cougarly competition for her man. And nuts. Definitely sounds nuts.
 
2013-07-16 10:29:21 AM
Hot crazy woman is freaking hot.
What the hell did the Ex look like to make her jealous???
 
2013-07-16 10:35:40 AM

Quantum Apostrophe: Run.


QFFT because... seriously run.
 
2013-07-16 10:37:09 AM

sandbar67: boarch: Dude is a playa.
Old girlfriend = 46 years old
New girlfriend = 24 years old and smoking with a whole lot of crazy

He definitely upgraded ... TO CRAZY


what he swapped for youth, he gained in farktons of crazy
 
2013-07-16 10:43:35 AM
Young men: I know you can be a little lonely, and she's good looking and willing, but you must remember the first rule.

static.someecards.com

Friends don't let friends do crazy.
 
2013-07-16 10:55:21 AM
The crazy ones are better in bed anyway sure you may get the homicidal ones 90% of the time but those are good odds right??
 
2013-07-16 11:20:11 AM
Crazy is hot and willing because otherwise crazy wouldn't pass on to the next generation.
 
2013-07-16 11:24:44 AM

The Irresponsible Captain: Young men: I know you can be a little lonely, and she's good looking and willing, but you must remember the first rule.

[static.someecards.com image 420x294]

Friends don't let friends do crazy.



1. How hot?
2. How crazy?
3. Does she know your real name?
4. Does she know where you live?
5. Have you let anything slip that may let her figure out your real name?
6. Have you already slept with her and found out later that she was crazy? (At which point you may decide you might as well give it one more go since crazy is always great in bed)
7. Do you have children/family/valuable possessions that could be held hostage/murdered/destroyed?
8. How do you feel about pain?

Now take all of that into account when deciding whether the potential damage is worth it to have memories of the hottest sex you will ever experience. Risk vs. Reward. You will likely underestimate both of them.


But always remember:

A vasectomy is your friend. If you get the crazy girl pregnant you're doomed.
 
2013-07-16 11:40:07 AM

UtopianDevil: A vasectomy is your friend. If you get the crazy girl pregnant you're doomed.


And if you go that route, there are extra lulz to be had when she does get pregnant and tries to get you to marry her.
 
2013-07-16 01:17:27 PM
Hey now, that might've been the only way to get rid of the crazy after sticking his dick in it. Considering the just got rid of the next one too, that's one stone with two birds right there!
 
2013-07-16 03:45:11 PM
With helpful picture of what "Hot with a side of the crazies" looks like.
 
2013-07-17 01:23:53 AM

computerguyUT: Hot crazy woman is freaking hot.
What the hell did the Ex look like to make her jealous???


Crazy negates rational explanations.
 
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