Flappyhead: Wait, I thought it involved a mouth.
Wyalt Derp: If Obama is for something, Republicans have to be against it, even if they actually agree with it - for fear of being primaried out by a Teabagger. So a lot of the time, he's probably better off staying silent.
MisterRonbo: Obama needs to come out in favor of breathing, and we can watch the entire GOP caucus asphyxiate.
BitwiseShift: Putin prefers Russian fingers.
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