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(KATU)   When the "sacred food of your people" is a three-foot long, blood-sucking parasite, it might be time to redefine the legend...just sayin'   (katu.com) divider line 32
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2013-07-16 09:53:23 AM
So, they worship my ex-wife then?
 
2013-07-16 10:00:59 AM

SurfaceTension: So, they worship my ex-wife then?



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2013-07-16 10:12:30 AM
What about the song of my people?
 
2013-07-16 10:12:37 AM
They sing good though.

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2013-07-16 10:15:00 AM
Plenty of cultures are defined by "I dare you to eat that" foods.
 
2013-07-16 10:15:11 AM
Like a penis with a nightmare head
 
2013-07-16 10:17:52 AM
I'll stick with a composting toilet, kplzthx.


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2013-07-16 10:25:22 AM
Personally, I'd rather eat the food of THEIR people than mine. Lutefisk is just... just wrong. On so many levels.

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2013-07-16 10:25:32 AM
You ever really look at how ugly lobsters are what they eat?
 
2013-07-16 10:26:50 AM
Apparently they're delicious. If there's some fat bastard in A Game of Thrones, it's because the swine loves lamprey pie.
 
2013-07-16 10:28:29 AM
I´m sorry you were saying

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Lamprey rice Portuguese style

/link is piping like the dish
 
2013-07-16 10:30:11 AM
They're your sacred food, and you are theirs!

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2013-07-16 10:31:15 AM
www.dfo-mpo.gc.ca

"Oh look.....It's this thread again."
 
2013-07-16 10:32:26 AM
Henry I died of a surfeit of lampreys.
/as every schoolboy knows
 
2013-07-16 10:33:27 AM
Well I bet they would scorn my races (white trash) sacred delicacy, generic boxed mac n cheese, to.

To each his own. Id eat some 3 foot leech just to say I did it, hell it might taste like chicken or something. You gotta live in this short life.

/They sell "cricket pops" suckers at my local gas station, aparently people buy these
//I think its a hispanic thing
 
2013-07-16 10:34:48 AM
If it tastes anything like eel, I'm down for a serving or three.
 
2013-07-16 10:36:24 AM
"Roasted, it sizzles with fat"

It's like aquatic bacon. I'd try it.
 
2013-07-16 10:36:36 AM
Drive east, hit anywhere they're an invasive species...
 
2013-07-16 10:49:10 AM

D_Evans45: Well I bet they would scorn my races (white trash) sacred delicacy, generic boxed mac n cheese, to.

To each his own. Id eat some 3 foot leech just to say I did it, hell it might taste like chicken or something. You gotta live in this short life.

/They sell "cricket pops" suckers at my local gas station, aparently people buy these
//I think its a hispanic thing


It is, the cricket thing I mean. I've never had one because I'm afraid of insects and arachnids.  My mother told me they were good as were the ant tacos she had as a child.  I'm mean  I know I'm eating insect bits in normal food but it's not 'visible'...most of the time.
 
2013-07-16 11:21:56 AM

meat0918: Drive east, hit anywhere they're an invasive species...


You are thinking sea lamprey, which are an invasive species. These guys are eating the fresh water variety, which are native. They are both Agnathans. Jawless fish, of the cartilaginous variety. So the flesh would be similiar to shark meat. The fresh water guys don't get ginormous like the sea lamprey do...still..shudder! Never caught one when we were surveying the waters in field school. Soooo glad!
 
2013-07-16 11:29:40 AM

PrivateCaboose: Like a penis with a nightmare head


Ah, so you have seen "Prometheus" then.
 
2013-07-16 11:44:56 AM
EL CHUPANIBRE!!!!!

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2013-07-16 11:49:21 AM
Sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but i'll never know cuz i ain't gonna eat the filthy motherfarkers. ~ Jules.
 
2013-07-16 11:56:06 AM
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2013-07-16 01:14:55 PM
Hey, if they're short of 'em over there, come fish some out of the Great Lakes.

/Do Not Want
 
2013-07-16 01:20:54 PM

brap: If it tastes anything like eel, I'm down for a serving or three.


Yeah, count me in.
 
2013-07-16 01:21:06 PM
Thought that this was going to be a Honey Boo-Boo link.
 
2013-07-16 02:32:24 PM
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Lamprey fingers is a very serious condition.
 
2013-07-16 02:45:45 PM
Many moons ago, there was USENET haiku horror movie lore about mutant radioactive lampreys.

These eggs smell funny,
Like an uncapped septic tank,
At noon in August.

Here comes my parents!
I should not have eaten them,
Don't tell my mother.

Hey! Who took those eggs?
Cesspool-dwelling lamprey eggs
Are hard to come by!

The little buggers
Were getting ready to hatch.
Ravenous hunger.

Where are we going?
Local emergency room.
Bright lights and voices

Nursing staff screaming,
Vast waves of vomit and half-
Digested lampreys.

Internal bleeding.
On the table for hours.
Bite wounds on Doc's hands.

Distraught Mom and Dad
Doctor shakes his head slowly
"Nothing we could do."

A simple service,
Beloved child laid to rest,
Heads bowed in mourning.

Grave site in turmoil!
Thousands of lampreys erupt,
Seeking new hosts!

Investigation.
Experimental serum?
No release was signed!

Radioactive
Mutants are getting larger
How can we stop them?

Along secret ways,
Inexorable progress,
Slime under moonlight.

Thick and fast they come!
Blood-sucking piscine horrors,
Their ranks are swollen.

Half-naked co-eds,
In their sorority house
Firm, sweet, juicy flesh.

The doors have been locked
To keep out wicked frat boys.
Frustrated sex games.

Up drain pipes they swarm,
Succulent girl flesh awaits,
Abandon caution!

Innocent frolic?
Bad girls.  Wickedness and vice.
How many must die?

Cheerleaders, Nurses,
One "tough" girl and one "plain" girl,
Accomplished screamers.

Old pinch-mouth matron.
Hates the way kids are today.
She's the first to go.

The nubile coeds,
The virile, valiant frat boys,
Sucked dry of juices.

Who will avenge them?
What manner of creature can,
Withstand sucker discs?

Man with chainsaw hand,
Shotgun in holster on hip.
Lampreys enemy.

Lampreys killed his mum,
dad, sis, bro, wife, friend, partner.
He is real pissed off.

Time for the big finale.
f/x budget is real low.
Save it for sequel.
 
2013-07-16 05:55:43 PM
What a school of lamp rays might look like
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A7
2013-07-16 06:28:44 PM
And communion is different how?

"The blood of Xrist." The Body of "Xrist"
 
2013-07-17 01:35:45 PM

tigerose: meat0918: Drive east, hit anywhere they're an invasive species...

You are thinking sea lamprey, which are an invasive species. These guys are eating the fresh water variety, which are native. They are both Agnathans. Jawless fish, of the cartilaginous variety. So the flesh would be similiar to shark meat. The fresh water guys don't get ginormous like the sea lamprey do...still..shudder! Never caught one when we were surveying the waters in field school. Soooo glad!


Time to over fish them then and export to what we now know is a ready market. Come on! We're North American, and can overfish and destroy ANYTHING we set out to exploit!!! Just wait till someone realizes we can make cash of asian carp!
 
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