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2013-07-16 02:20:07 AM
The first rule of Chuck E. Cheese Fight Club is you don't talk about Chuck E. Cheese Fight Club.
The second rule of Chuck E. Cheese Fight Club is if it's your kid's birthday, you have to fight.
 
2013-07-16 07:15:38 AM
She's multi-tasking.  Someone should give her a job in middle-management.
 
2013-07-16 07:22:48 AM
What a waste of a good bludgeoning weapon.
 
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2013-07-16 07:24:02 AM
It's a Chuck E Cheese, what do you expect?
 
2013-07-16 07:25:57 AM
If your mother neglects to put the baby down before starting a fistfight...you might be a Redneck.
 
2013-07-16 07:26:00 AM

Sybarite: What a waste of a good bludgeoning weapon.


Both smart and funny.
 
2013-07-16 07:27:11 AM

Sybarite: What a waste of a good bludgeoning weapon.


^^This. There are two tiny little fists of fury and two tiny little feet of power. 4 strikes with every swing.
 
2013-07-16 07:27:12 AM
"Here Pablo, hold my baby."
 
2013-07-16 07:29:30 AM
Jesus Christ, what is it with Chuck E. Cheese and violence?
 
2013-07-16 07:29:59 AM

naepunkt: "Here Pablo, hold my baby."


Wrong ethnicity.
 
2013-07-16 07:31:48 AM
Hmm. Seems like there's a pattern of behavior here.
 
2013-07-16 07:40:21 AM
Fallout from the parents debating the verdict??
 
2013-07-16 07:40:51 AM
I was at a party in Manchester once, there was a woman there cradling a child who was breastfeeding, with her elbow, while holding a pint in one hand and a cigarette in the other.

If you've seen the UK version of Shameless you can picture the type of scene.
 
2013-07-16 07:42:25 AM
If the fathers were there, they might have stopped it, but being summer time, I'm sure they were off hard at work.
Someone has to run all the games and rides at the carnival.
 
2013-07-16 07:45:59 AM
More info here.
 Look closely a pocketbook was stolen and returned (without money). Perhaps a stolen pocketbook is what started the brawl.
 
2013-07-16 07:46:49 AM
Peg Bundy School of Parenting
 
2013-07-16 07:49:07 AM

johndunne: More info here.
 Look closely a pocketbook was stolen and returned (without money). Perhaps a stolen pocketbook is what started the brawl.


Right at the start, a woman swipes at something near another woman's feet. Is that what you're talking about?
 
2013-07-16 07:50:39 AM
Poor ghetto trash. Next.
 
2013-07-16 07:50:46 AM
Someone didn't get the last slice and was pissed.
 
2013-07-16 08:02:31 AM
"Things turned ugly and nasty".

ie:  "The food is here"
 
2013-07-16 08:03:18 AM
They sound attractive and successful.
 
2013-07-16 08:06:08 AM

the_rhino: They sound attractive and successful.


It was quite the mixed bag.  There was a real spirit of integration.
 
2013-07-16 08:12:49 AM
KingoftheCheese
 
2013-07-16 08:13:18 AM
Our local Chuck E. Cheese inevitably ends up as a hot spot on the crime map.  They should just build a jail under it like at Veteran's Stadium.
 
2013-07-16 08:15:13 AM

vudukungfu: If the fathers were there, they might have stopped it,


They were busy filming.
 
2013-07-16 08:16:07 AM
Where a kid can get Hepatitis in the ball pit and shot over whose turn it is on "Dance Dance Revolution!"

The animatronic band should be replaced with a phalanx of ED-209s
 
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2013-07-16 08:16:42 AM
waiter, theres a weave in my pizza
 
2013-07-16 08:17:06 AM
What a bunch of nonsense.

Really, who shoots a vertical video.

The shame.
 
2013-07-16 08:17:17 AM
Real Housewives of Long Island.
 
2013-07-16 08:17:39 AM
ahhh commack!

let the ghettoness flow thru you.
that whole area is trash
 
2013-07-16 08:18:01 AM
I have got to start hanging out at Chuck E. Cheese. That place is just wild.
 
2013-07-16 08:18:15 AM

Pharmdawg: If your mother neglects to put the baby down before starting a fistfight...you might be a Redneck.


Hey, at least she didn't just throw her baby at a total stranger on a bus so she could fight with both hands like in this video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rb1L_Fq4HYk">http://www.youtube.com/w atch?v=Rb1L_Fq4HYk

Skip to 1:42 for the baby throwing.    NSFW language.
 
2013-07-16 08:22:24 AM
One of them had to have some Latina in them

"Here Pablo, hold my baby"
 
2013-07-16 08:23:46 AM
Reporting live, I'm Trisha Takanawa.
 
2013-07-16 08:24:42 AM
I work less than a mile from that place. That whole area is a pit. The rich people are actually much worse than the poor ones, and you can see on the video how the poor ones behave.

The whole island needs to be sent back to repeat kindergarten over and over until they get a passing grades.
 
2013-07-16 08:26:58 AM

mike_d85: Sybarite: What a waste of a good bludgeoning weapon.

^^This. There are two tiny little fists of fury and two tiny little feet of power. 4 strikes with every swing.


Well, only if you're holding the baby in the midsection and twirling the limbs around.

While that looks cool, it is less effective than grasping the baby at one end and using it like a flail.

I recommend gripping the legs.  If you score a critical hit, the teeth may inflict a bit of extra slashing damage.  It's not much, but every little bit helps.
 
2013-07-16 08:27:36 AM
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2013-07-16 08:28:20 AM
Yea I've learned never take the kids to CEC on the weekends unless I want to babysit a bunch of 'ethnic' children with no concept of sharing or morals.
 
2013-07-16 08:29:53 AM
Has chuck E cheese always been a cess pool? I haven't been for over twenty years, but I remember just playing arcade games (awesome selection for early 90s) and skee ball the whole time. I definitely don't recall any fisticuffs during birthday parties.
 
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2013-07-16 08:31:51 AM
*please don't be black*  please don't be black*
 
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2013-07-16 08:32:41 AM
*whew*
 
2013-07-16 08:32:54 AM
I know a guy who got permanently banned from a Chuck E. Cheese near where I grew up.

That's like getting banned from Thunderdome.
 
2013-07-16 08:33:44 AM
Meh, some people just don't know how to act.
 
2013-07-16 08:34:13 AM

bigpeeler: Reporting live, I'm Trisha Takanawa.


Har, I thought the same thing.

"This charred portrait of Elizabeth II brings a poignant new meaning to the phrase, 'Hey! Check out that flaming queen!'"
 
2013-07-16 08:37:21 AM
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Rani Lachmibai approves.
 
2013-07-16 08:37:45 AM

bearcats1983: Has chuck E cheese always been a cess pool? I haven't been for over twenty years, but I remember just playing arcade games (awesome selection for early 90s) and skee ball the whole time. I definitely don't recall any fisticuffs during birthday parties.


Yes. At least it was where I grew up.

It was where all the poor, white trash had their "fancy" birthday parties for their kids while they ducked out back to smoke weed and get in fights.

Even when I was a kid back in the 80s, it was basically an arcade that sold drugs.
 
hej
2013-07-16 08:39:28 AM

God-is-a-Taco: Jesus Christ, what is it with Chuck E. Cheese and violence?


I'm guessing it's related to the little bastards that they're letting run lose in the establishment.
 
2013-07-16 08:39:48 AM

sigdiamond2000: an arcade that sold drugs.


Sounds like my idea of heaven in the 80's!
 
2013-07-16 08:40:27 AM

gfid: Pharmdawg: If your mother neglects to put the baby down before starting a fistfight...you might be a Redneck.

Hey, at least she didn't just throw her baby at a total stranger on a bus so she could fight with both hands like in this video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rb1L_Fq4HYk">http://www.youtube.com/w atch?v=Rb1L_Fq4HYk

Skip to 1:42 for the baby throwing.    NSFW language.


At first I thought "hold my baby" was the new version of "hold me back" but then she tossed the kid.
 
2013-07-16 08:40:42 AM

I_Am_Weasel: "Things turned ugly and nasty".

ie:  "The food is here"


*FUNNY*

/on phone, no button
 
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