YixilTesiphon: Yesterday I returned a half-empty box of tiles at Lowe's, and the cashier counted 15 down and 4 across, then asked me, "Can your phone do 15 times 4"? I said sixty without getting my phone out, and she looked at me like I was an alien. "Now how did you know that?"
Earguy: I see this round-up, and the first thing I thought was, "damn, there's a sector of our society that I just never see."
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The Mulatto Maker: The AK-47, or Kalashnikov- it's the world's most popular assault rifle. The Soviets put the gun on a coin. Mozambique put it on their flag. But when farktards started tattooing it on their face, I knew we had a problem./but when you absolutely, positively got to kill every motherfarker in the room... accept no substitute.
The My Little Pony Killer: [i.cdn.turner.com image 700x875]Hey, Courtney Love? You can lay off the plastic surgery 10 operations ago.
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