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2013-07-16 12:24:58 AM
Since growing the neck-beard The Monster has seemed more silly than frightening.

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2013-07-16 12:26:34 AM
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2013-07-16 12:33:10 AM
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Oh no! They caught Mr Potato Head!
 
2013-07-16 12:41:30 AM
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Arrested for public intoxication, obstructing officers, and having an animal at large RIGHT ON HER FARKING HEAD!
 
2013-07-16 12:42:50 AM
Her drugs are making everything high
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2013-07-16 12:48:42 AM
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Hey, Courtney Love? You can lay off the plastic surgery 10 operations ago.
 
2013-07-16 01:04:50 AM
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2013-07-16 01:36:54 AM

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Arrested for public intoxication, obstructing officers, and having an animal at large RIGHT ON HER FARKING HEAD!


*shakes tiny fist*
 
2013-07-16 01:37:49 AM
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Arrested for carrying a concealed firearm

There's a shocker. The shell casings are a nice touch, though.
 
2013-07-16 01:42:10 AM
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2013-07-16 01:42:26 AM
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2013-07-16 01:43:42 AM
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He's afraid his probation isn't the only thing going to be violated tonight.
 
2013-07-16 01:45:13 AM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Her drugs are making everything high


That's A Man. Baby.
 
2013-07-16 01:45:52 AM
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2013-07-16 01:47:54 AM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Her drugs are making everything high
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Kinda diggin her.
 
2013-07-16 01:49:20 AM
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2013-07-16 01:49:38 AM
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2013-07-16 01:50:13 AM
I'm sure my face looked a lot like #2s when I saw #1.
 
2013-07-16 01:50:20 AM

Burn_The_Plows: [i.cdn.turner.com image 695x523]

He's afraid his probation isn't the only thing going to be violated tonight.


You sure that's not Brendan Fraser???  That was my first thought.

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2013-07-16 02:03:03 AM

JerkyMeat:


Lmfao.
 
2013-07-16 02:07:07 AM

The My Little Pony Killer: [i.cdn.turner.com image 700x875]

Hey, Courtney Love? You can lay off the plastic surgery 10 operations ago.


That's not Courtney Love.

That's Michael Jackson.  I told people he wasn't dead, but nobody believed me.   AND NOW WE'VE GOT PROOF!
 
2013-07-16 02:07:19 AM
#6 looks like some awesome fun.

#11 may be the first crazy-eyed chick who looks far too crazy for me.
 
2013-07-16 02:07:19 AM
29.media.tumblr.comEWWWWWWWW WEEEEEE, What up with that?  What up with that?i.cdn.turner.com
 
2013-07-16 02:08:56 AM
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He's obviously innocent because he's clearly a lover not a fighter.
 
2013-07-16 02:10:15 AM
Not with a stolen dick and a full body rubber would I have sex with any of those things they claim to be broads
 
2013-07-16 02:10:56 AM
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Dude!  Your neck is blowing a bubble!
 
2013-07-16 02:11:15 AM
on coming train...

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2013-07-16 02:14:18 AM
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/got nuthin
 
2013-07-16 02:15:43 AM
Penis goes where?!
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You know what I'm talkin' about!
 
2013-07-16 02:30:04 AM
The AK-47, or Kalashnikov- it's the world's most popular assault rifle. The Soviets put the gun on a coin. Mozambique put it on their flag. But when farktards started tattooing it on their face, I knew we had a problem.

/but when you absolutely, positively got to kill every motherfarker in the room... accept no substitute.
 
2013-07-16 02:32:45 AM

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Dude!  Your neck is blowing a bubble!


Arrested for DUI and littering. Must have left his neck on the sidewalk

DUDE WHERE THE fark IS YOUR NECK
 
2013-07-16 02:33:39 AM

The Mulatto Maker: The AK-47, or Kalashnikov- it's the world's most popular assault rifle. The Soviets put the gun on a coin. Mozambique put it on their flag. But when farktards started tattooing it on their face, I knew we had a problem.

/but when you absolutely, positively got to kill every motherfarker in the room... accept no substitute.



And it makes a distinctive sound when fired at you, so remember it.
 
2013-07-16 02:34:23 AM

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Exactly what I wanted to say.  I just couldn't find the words.

Be honest - ALL those pictures were Photoshop - weren't they?

/PLEASE tell me they photoshopped!!!
 
2013-07-16 02:37:28 AM
#4 Head is coming out.
 
2013-07-16 02:49:35 AM
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2013-07-16 02:50:20 AM
There's usually at least one hittable woman in the weekly lineup.  This time, none are hittable, though they all look punchable.
 
2013-07-16 02:59:36 AM
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Penis goes where? My penis or yours?
 
2013-07-16 03:08:53 AM

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as long as that's actually a girl, i'd go for it. i'd definately do the mick dundee test first.
 
2013-07-16 03:21:23 AM
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meh, never tried one of these before
 
2013-07-16 03:40:30 AM
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My how hard she has fallen...
 
2013-07-16 03:56:01 AM
Do you really want to hurt me?

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2013-07-16 04:13:30 AM

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Arrested for public intoxication, obstructing officers, and having an animal at large RIGHT ON HER FARKING HEAD!


Came here for this :D
 
2013-07-16 04:44:03 AM
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Son, I am dissapoint
 
2013-07-16 04:50:32 AM
I'm not sure if any of this is even remotely OK.
 
2013-07-16 04:55:43 AM
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2013-07-16 05:23:14 AM
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Arrested for public intoxication, obstructing officers, and having an animal at large.

Yeah, on her head!
 
2013-07-16 05:29:12 AM

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Arrested for public intoxication, obstructing officers, and having an animal at large RIGHT ON HER FARKING HEAD!


I should have known to look through the comments first. :(
 
2013-07-16 06:01:03 AM

Do the needful: My how hard she has fallen...


Came for this.
 
2013-07-16 06:12:40 AM
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2013-07-16 06:12:54 AM
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"I had an idea once but it got stuck.  In my neck."

/Too obscure?
 
2013-07-16 06:23:43 AM
Came for Cousin It, Sandra Bullock. My work here is already done.
 
2013-07-16 06:43:31 AM
I see this round-up, and the first thing I thought was, "damn, there's a sector of our society that I just never see."
 
2013-07-16 06:48:53 AM

Earguy: I see this round-up, and the first thing I thought was, "damn, there's a sector of our society that I just never see."


Yesterday I returned a half-empty box of tiles at Lowe's, and the cashier counted 15 down and 4 across, then asked me, "Can your phone do 15 times 4"? I said sixty without getting my phone out, and she looked at me like I was an alien. "Now how did you know that?"
 
2013-07-16 07:10:42 AM

YixilTesiphon: Yesterday I returned a half-empty box of tiles at Lowe's, and the cashier counted 15 down and 4 across, then asked me, "Can your phone do 15 times 4"? I said sixty without getting my phone out, and she looked at me like I was an alien. "Now how did you know that?"


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2013-07-16 07:23:19 AM

RobSeace: YixilTesiphon: Yesterday I returned a half-empty box of tiles at Lowe's, and the cashier counted 15 down and 4 across, then asked me, "Can your phone do 15 times 4"? I said sixty without getting my phone out, and she looked at me like I was an alien. "Now how did you know that?"

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and that is the person who made it to customer service. There are six people who are stocking shelves that are less qualified.

/actually she probably kept messing up counts in shelf stocking and got promoted.
//Still don't want to live on this planet.
 
2013-07-16 07:43:45 AM

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Son, I am dissapoint


Chief caught trying to steal tatonka.
 
2013-07-16 08:10:16 AM
Came for the teary indian and Cousin It.  Leaving happy.
 
2013-07-16 08:33:42 AM
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2013-07-16 08:40:25 AM
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2013-07-16 08:52:49 AM
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2013-07-16 09:07:40 AM

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2013-07-16 09:15:28 AM
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2013-07-16 09:35:35 AM

YixilTesiphon: Earguy: I see this round-up, and the first thing I thought was, "damn, there's a sector of our society that I just never see."

Yesterday I returned a half-empty box of tiles at Lowe's, and the cashier counted 15 down and 4 across, then asked me, "Can your phone do 15 times 4"? I said sixty without getting my phone out, and she looked at me like I was an alien. "Now how did you know that?"


I do that alot when it comes to counting change. Even with the number on the register in front of them, so many are lost when they must count out three dollars and sixty-two cents. It's even worse if they don't have a calculator in front of them.
 
2013-07-16 09:38:15 AM
so that lil baby wayans brother got arrested...

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2013-07-16 09:44:18 AM
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I love me some Greta Gerwig, or her doppelganger.
 
2013-07-16 09:45:33 AM
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2013-07-16 10:33:40 AM

Earguy: I see this round-up, and the first thing I thought was, "damn, there's a sector of our society that I just never see."


Problem? Solution:

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2013-07-16 11:38:36 AM

PalmAddict: Burn_The_Plows: [i.cdn.turner.com image 695x523]

He's afraid his probation isn't the only thing going to be violated tonight.

You sure that's not Brendan Fraser???  That was my first thought.

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I was thinking the guy from the operation game
 
2013-07-16 12:17:45 PM

Lee451: YixilTesiphon: Earguy: I see this round-up, and the first thing I thought was, "damn, there's a sector of our society that I just never see."

Yesterday I returned a half-empty box of tiles at Lowe's, and the cashier counted 15 down and 4 across, then asked me, "Can your phone do 15 times 4"? I said sixty without getting my phone out, and she looked at me like I was an alien. "Now how did you know that?"

I do that alot when it comes to counting change. Even with the number on the register in front of them, so many are lost when they must count out three dollars and sixty-two cents. It's even worse if they don't have a calculator in front of them.


Want to see a meltdown?

"That's $3.17"   Hand a $5 bill...clerk enters $5.00 to the register...

"Oh!  I've got a quarter.  here."

Uhhhh........
 
2013-07-16 12:26:56 PM
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2013-07-16 01:10:52 PM
You know, Susan Sarandon still looks pretty good for her age.

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2013-07-16 02:24:47 PM

YixilTesiphon: Earguy: I see this round-up, and the first thing I thought was, "damn, there's a sector of our society that I just never see."

Yesterday I returned a half-empty box of tiles at Lowe's, and the cashier counted 15 down and 4 across, then asked me, "Can your phone do 15 times 4"? I said sixty without getting my phone out, and she looked at me like I was an alien. "Now how did you know that?"


You should have said 120.
 
2013-07-16 02:48:42 PM
Minnkat  always knocks one out of the park I see you haven't lost your touch. Nice job .
 
2013-07-16 02:59:28 PM
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No no no.. the right arm attaches to the right shoulder...
 
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2013-07-16 03:36:13 PM
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2013-07-16 03:48:10 PM
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2013-07-16 04:04:05 PM
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2013-07-16 04:10:08 PM
ok, pushing the envelope here....
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