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(CNN)   Bachmann wants to 'spank' Obama. Her husband wants to just watch   (politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com ) divider line
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2013-07-15 11:28:41 PM  
You know, you can sort of see her as being a dom...
 
2013-07-15 11:30:46 PM  
The "magic wand" she refers to is the power to implement executive actions, like the one taken by Obama last year to defer deportations of young undocumented immigrants who were brought here by their parents.

I like how executive orders were great for Bush, but horrifying world ending disasters for Clinton and Obama.  how does that work again?  I'm not sure of the details.
 
2013-07-15 11:31:03 PM  
I am certain that no one will take the subtext of wanting to spank him, as her desire to call him "boy" at any time. The alternative is the dom/sub motif, which I'm sure that she'll be far more comfortable with. Marcus too...
 
2013-07-15 11:33:00 PM  

hubiestubert: You know, you can sort of see her as being a dom...


and now I need to scrub my brain with steel wool....
 
2013-07-15 11:33:20 PM  
is it legal to beat the crap out of her yet?
what about stand your ground?
If I see her in public, can I legally shoot her?

/gahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
 
2013-07-15 11:37:02 PM  
She's sort of like Sarah Palin if you replaced about half of the buffoonery with pure evil.
 
2013-07-15 11:42:40 PM  

namatad: is it legal to beat the crap out of her yet?
what about stand your ground?
If I see her in public, can I legally shoot her?

/gahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity, but don't rule out malice.

lh4.googleusercontent.com
 
2013-07-15 11:52:03 PM  
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2013-07-15 11:53:58 PM  
FTFA: "He has a perpetual magic wand, and nobody's given him a spanking yet and taken it out of his hand," the Minnesota Republican told World Net Daily.

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R.I.P. BARACK OBAMA

 
2013-07-16 12:03:39 AM  
Probably while wearing a latex Nazi uniform
 
2013-07-16 12:04:04 AM  
There are some of us who like the idea of Bachman and/or Palin to win an election just for the fun factor.  Hell, I live in San Diego, warned all my friends about Filner, now I'm reaping the fun headlines.

There is something to be said for voting for  either an incompetent jerk, or a grade A asshole, just to see the fun ensue.
 
2013-07-16 12:08:10 AM  
Ya know, I totally see her in a tight leather corset, thigh-high shiny leather boots, bright red lipstick,  whip in hand....
 
2013-07-16 12:09:52 AM  

Snotnose: There are some of us who like the idea of Bachman and/or Palin to win an election just for the fun factor.  Hell, I live in San Diego, warned all my friends about Filner, now I'm reaping the fun headlines.

There is something to be said for voting for  either an incompetent jerk, or a grade A asshole, just to see the fun ensue.


Maybe for Senate or whatever, I would be with you, for President not so much
 
2013-07-16 12:18:10 AM  

Piizzadude: Maybe for Senate or whatever, I would be with you, for President not so much


I would love to see Bachman, Palin, or Filner to be prez.  Face it, all are incompetent and don't realize it, nothing would get done,and the country would be win win.  Win as in nothing gets done, and win as in we get entertaining news all night every night.

Filner has been a dick for 30 years, I was amazed he got elected mayor.  Shows how many people don't follow the news.
 
2013-07-16 12:21:32 AM  

Weaver95: The "magic wand" she refers to is the power to implement executive actions, like the one taken by Obama last year to defer deportations of young undocumented immigrants who were brought here by their parents.

I like how executive orders were great for Bush, but horrifying world ending disasters for Clinton and Obama.  how does that work again?  I'm not sure of the details.


I think the "magic wand" she's referring to is made by Hitachi.
 
2013-07-16 12:26:49 AM  

Snotnose: Piizzadude: Maybe for Senate or whatever, I would be with you, for President not so much

I would love to see Bachman, Palin, or Filner to be prez.  Face it, all are incompetent and don't realize it, nothing would get done,and the country would be win win.  Win as in nothing gets done, and win as in we get entertaining news all night every night.

Filner has been a dick for 30 years, I was amazed he got elected mayor.  Shows how many people don't follow the news.


Your perfect candidate:

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2013-07-16 12:31:50 AM  
Both she and Sarah have cranked up the Derp-O-Meter of late. Did Murdoch tell them "Sorry, ladies, I only have *one* contract with "Former elected official that's 'hot' by the standard of elected officials" written on it?
 
2013-07-16 01:18:16 AM  

hubiestubert: You know, you can sort of see her as being a dom...


Just ask all the teenage girls she "mentored" while collecting a taxpayer funded foster care stipend.
 
2013-07-16 01:20:30 AM  

hubiestubert: You know, you can sort of see her as being a dom...


that night a wild party
women beat their men
animals watch beyond the fire
the dominatrix derps tonight
 
2013-07-16 01:20:42 AM  

dj_bigbird: Ya know, I totally see her in a tight leather corset, thigh-high shiny leather boots, bright red lipstick,  whip in hand....


I've been deployed too long because that turned me on.
 
2013-07-16 01:22:10 AM  

hubiestubert: You know, you can sort of see her as being a dom...


But she says the Christian Bible demands her being a sub.
 
2013-07-16 01:22:46 AM  
I can't even imagine what sort of people elected this woman as their representative.

I figure its either folks straight out of The Stepford Wives, the sort of place Steven King writes about in his books, or ToonTown.
 
2013-07-16 01:27:18 AM  
I want to know the real reason she announced she's not running for re-election: is it the forthcoming campaign finance/ethics violations or did the national party offer her a nice buyout after conducting a poll proving she's playing five-card stud with a three of clubs, a seven of hearts, an Uno "Draw Four" card and an expired Food Lion frequent customer card?
 
2013-07-16 01:31:32 AM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: I want to know the real reason she announced she's not running for re-election: is it the forthcoming campaign finance/ethics violations or did the national party offer her a nice buyout after conducting a poll proving she's playing five-card stud with a three of clubs, a seven of hearts, an Uno "Draw Four" card and an expired Food Lion frequent customer card?


You want to know the real reason? Just look at Sarah Palin's bank account. It pays SO MUCH better with SOOOOO little work being a talking head than being a politician.

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ALL OF MY HAAAAAATE!!!
 
2013-07-16 01:32:19 AM  

Old enough to know better: I can't even imagine what sort of people elected this woman as their representative.



Simple farmers, people of the land, the common clay of the New West.
 
2013-07-16 01:34:11 AM  

stoli n coke: Old enough to know better: I can't even imagine what sort of people elected this woman as their representative.


Simple farmers, people of the land, the common clay of the New West.


You know, morons.
 
2013-07-16 01:35:37 AM  
I drove past these two dipshiats who were up on a bridge above the highway with a handwritten "Impeach Obama" banner flying an American Flag.

I made sure they could totally see me giving them the bird as I went by.
 
2013-07-16 01:38:04 AM  
That is a funny use of tag, subby.
 
2013-07-16 01:38:54 AM  

hubiestubert: You know, you can sort of see her as being a dom...


...the crazy, dangerous dom that will tie you up and leave you to die while she goes downtown to preach on the streetcorner about how reverse lizard vampires are stealing all our fluoridated water.
 
2013-07-16 01:45:11 AM  

Gyrfalcon: hubiestubert: You know, you can sort of see her as being a dom...

...the crazy, dangerous dom that will tie you up and leave you to die while she goes downtown to preach on the streetcorner about how reverse lizard vampires are stealing all our fluoridated water.


Fap fap fap .. fap fap fap fap ... fap fap ... don't you judge me!
 
2013-07-16 01:45:34 AM  
The "magic wand" she refers to is the power to implement executive actions

Executive orders under Bush: 291

Executive orders under Obama: 147

So STFU and GTFO.
 
2013-07-16 01:47:09 AM  
fark that stupid coont right in the goddamn ear.

\biatch
 
2013-07-16 01:50:03 AM  

fusillade762: The "magic wand" she refers to is the power to implement executive actions

Executive orders under Bush: 291

Executive orders under Obama: 147

So STFU and GTFO.


Ah, but she never said he was using it too much, your brain filled that in based on your liberal orientation. When a Republican president is elected again it will be clear that the problem she was referring to was that he needs to use it more.
 
2013-07-16 01:51:11 AM  
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Michele Bachmann ... spanking ... Obama ...

i.qkme.me
 
2013-07-16 01:51:13 AM  

dj_bigbird: Ya know, I totally see her in a tight leather corset, thigh-high shiny leather boots, bright red lipstick,  whip in hand....


Go on....
 
2013-07-16 01:51:56 AM  

Weaver95: The "magic wand" she refers to is the power to implement executive actions, like the one taken by Obama last year to defer deportations of young undocumented immigrants who were brought here by their parents.

I like how executive orders were great for Bush, but horrifying world ending disasters for Clinton and Obama.  how does that work again?  I'm not sure of the details.


Richard Nixon - 346

Gerald R. Ford - 169

Jimmy Carter - 320

Ronald Reagan - 381

George Bush - 166

William J. Clinton - 364

George W. Bush - 291

Barack Obama - 147
 
2013-07-16 01:53:56 AM  
You know... Quite a few people who have this alpha/arsehole personality type are actually submissive behind closed doors.

/Or so a friend assures me...
 
2013-07-16 01:54:35 AM  
Spank, flog, lynch
 
2013-07-16 01:55:29 AM  
To add to that - there is also an element of projection - claiming that they'll do to someone else something that they actually want done to them...
 
2013-07-16 01:57:11 AM  
Reading the posts in this thread reminded me of:

Donald Glover:  I was having sex with this girl. And we were towards the end. And she goes, "Fark me hard with that n-word dick." And I stop... look at her right in the eye... and I came harder that I ever cum before. It was so awesome, you guys... It was almost worth being black my entire life.

i.imgur.com

/Forbidden fruit is always the best fruit
//at least it seems like it at the time
 
2013-07-16 01:58:42 AM  

Mister Buttons: Reading the posts in this thread reminded me of:

Donald Glover:  I was having sex with this girl. And we were towards the end. And she goes, "Fark me hard with that n-word dick." And I stop... look at her right in the eye... and I came harder that I ever cum before. It was so awesome, you guys... It was almost worth being black my entire life.

[i.imgur.com image 300x168]

/Forbidden fruit is always the best fruit
//at least it seems like it at the time


I would've thought that he's too old for that shiat. . .
 
2013-07-16 02:00:32 AM  
Shall I call the Secret Service on that arrogant mouthy biatch?

I don't give a dessicated bonobo's booger if it was President Richard Sh*t Nixon, one does not threaten to "spank"
National Command Authority unless the threatener happens to be the First Lady.
 
2013-07-16 02:02:51 AM  
She is trying to "put him in his place".  She's unfit for office.
 
2013-07-16 02:08:56 AM  
Son of a gods damn cuss cuss swear swear growl hiss.....GO BACK HOME AND MAKE SAMMICHES FOR MARCUS YOU farkING NAG like a biblically submissive wife IS ORDERED TO.

There was a punishment reserved for mouthy wimmenfolk in the Colonial days, a spiked iron object fixed inside the offender's loud yap with an iron band.

You make all women look BAD, Mrs Bächmann.
 
2013-07-16 02:11:35 AM  
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2013-07-16 02:16:52 AM  

Kittypie070: Son of a gods damn cuss cuss swear swear growl hiss.....GO BACK HOME AND MAKE SAMMICHES FOR MARCUS YOU farkING NAG like a biblically submissive wife IS ORDERED TO.

There was a punishment reserved for mouthy wimmenfolk in the Colonial days, a spiked iron object fixed inside the offender's loud yap with an iron band.

You make all women look BAD, Mrs Bächmann.


Hold on. She may be an arrogant shiatstain of a person, but every thinking being has rights. She has the right to do as she wants, even while preaching that she shouldn't have that right at all. Arguing to take away her rights just puts us on the same level as her--hypocrites.

/But for the love of the gods, I DID NOT NEED THAT MENTAL IMAGE, BACHMANN.
 
2013-07-16 02:24:51 AM  
"He has a perpetual magic wand, and nobody's given him a spanking yet and taken it out of his hand," the Minnesota Republican told WorldNetDaily. "That's what Congress needs to do. The way we spank the president is we do it through the checkbook."

Please tell me this is a Palinesque cry for headlines.
 
2013-07-16 02:38:32 AM  

Gyrfalcon: hubiestubert: You know, you can sort of see her as being a dom...

...the crazy, dangerous dom that will tie you up and leave you to die while she goes downtown to preach on the streetcorner about how reverse lizard vampires are stealing all our fluoridated water.


Oh, now all you have to do is make a quick call to some gay rights protesters, and she'll come running back, tout de suite.

Well, that is if you at least have your phone near. Which, in all fairness, is a good idea. I mean, you know that Marcus will be nearby, but if HE'S entertaining, then who knows when he'll get around to unchaining you...
 
2013-07-16 02:59:05 AM  
Awesome headline
 
2013-07-16 03:00:46 AM  

PsiChick: Kittypie070: Son of a gods damn cuss cuss swear swear growl hiss.....GO BACK HOME AND MAKE SAMMICHES FOR MARCUS YOU farkING NAG like a biblically submissive wife IS ORDERED TO.

There was a punishment reserved for mouthy wimmenfolk in the Colonial days, a spiked iron object fixed inside the offender's loud yap with an iron band.

You make all women look BAD, Mrs Bächmann.


Hold on. She may be an arrogant shiatstain of a person, but every thinking being has rights. She has the right to do as she wants, even while preaching that she shouldn't have that right at all. Arguing to take away her rights just puts us on the same level as her--hypocrites.

/But for the love of the gods, I DID NOT NEED THAT MENTAL IMAGE, BACHMANN.


Sorry bout that, you are correct.

I tend to speak outta turn when I'm violently annoyed, that's all.

She is a fellow thinking being, but she is not immune to the results of shooting her mouth off.

I also have the right to speak my mind.

And remember, I turn her own religion's arguments against her, the very arguments she so deliberately flouts for the sake of her own fame and which she wish to impose upon the rest of us.
 
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