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(KWQC Quad Cities)   Children order a taco pizza, surprised to see it brought out to them by their father, whom they didn't realize was home from the war   (kwqc.com) divider line 20
    More: Hero, 1LT Brent Kilburg  
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2013-07-16 12:36:26 AM  
4 votes:
How disappointing it must have been for them to realize that their dad is now a pizza delivery boy. Minimum wage plus tips ain't gonna pay for my braces, daddy.
2013-07-16 06:52:36 AM  
2 votes:

August11: So is this the war of the goofy homecoming surprise?


I remember my dad surprising us that he was back from the Vietnam War "Conflict." He was at the kitchen table reading the paper when we got home from school. "Dad!" we yelled, running over to him. He hollered, "Can't you see I'm reading the paper? SHUT UP!" And then he beat us with our own shoes for not taking them off at the door. It was so good for our lives to get back to normal.
2013-07-16 12:56:01 AM  
2 votes:
Delivering pizza, eh? Who says the Army doesn't teach useful career skills. I'll bet that's the most well-organized, God-fearing pizza you ever saw. I'll bet it only took 6 chefs and 4 ovens to bake it, too, thanks to that Army efficiency.
2013-07-16 12:48:15 AM  
2 votes:
So as I lay here right now my friend is picking up her husband at the airport. He has been gone ten months because he got reassigned to the states and she had a visa problem and couldn't leave Germany. Her kids are downstairs sleeping and have no clue who is going to wake them up. It's going to be a great day!!!!!
2013-07-16 12:34:08 AM  
2 votes:
Taco pizza sounds like a new porn term I am unfamiliar with.
2013-07-16 07:54:54 AM  
1 votes:
Proudly serving his country... tonight's special.
2013-07-16 07:46:28 AM  
1 votes:
Either someone can't count to three properly, or there's a black-sheep kid who had to sit in the car and miss out.
2013-07-16 03:53:28 AM  
1 votes:
2013-07-16 02:08:47 AM  
1 votes:
Blah blah blah allergies acting up blah blah blah.

Seriously, this never gets old. Welcome home, dude.

I'll be cynical again tomorrow.
2013-07-16 02:08:36 AM  
1 votes:
He should have just gone home instead of taking a job.

But good for him for working hard to provide for his family.
2013-07-16 01:16:57 AM  
1 votes:

tetsoushima: We could just, you know, end the war or something?


Umm, it ended a decade ago. What's your point?

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2013-07-16 01:14:33 AM  
1 votes:
"He's not your father."
2013-07-16 01:12:57 AM  
1 votes:

Mister Buttons: MBooda: Mexico and Italy fought a war?

They've fought a couple wars in my stomach.  Mexican always 'wins'.... If that's what you want to call it.


Is that because Italy retreats quickly?
2013-07-16 01:02:56 AM  
1 votes:
I was going to say, "even though they felt the need to make a big stunt out of an emotional situation, at least they didn't do it publicly."

Then I clicked the link.
2013-07-16 01:01:24 AM  
1 votes:
Mexico and Italy fought a war?
2013-07-16 12:45:43 AM  
1 votes:
But did they leave a tip?
2013-07-16 12:41:12 AM  
1 votes:
We could just, you know, end the war or something?
2013-07-16 12:40:19 AM  
1 votes:
So is this the war of the goofy homecoming surprise?
2013-07-16 12:38:42 AM  
1 votes:

WhippingBoy: How disappointing it must have been for them to realize that their dad is now a pizza delivery boy. Minimum wage plus tips ain't gonna pay for my braces abortion on my 12th birthday, daddy.


FTFY.
2013-07-16 12:34:15 AM  
1 votes:
Some war dads get to catch the first pitch at a Major League game.

Others serve pizza.
 
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