August11: So is this the war of the goofy homecoming surprise?
tetsoushima: We could just, you know, end the war or something?
Mister Buttons: MBooda: Mexico and Italy fought a war?They've fought a couple wars in my stomach. Mexican always 'wins'.... If that's what you want to call it.
WhippingBoy: How disappointing it must have been for them to realize that their dad is now a pizza delivery boy. Minimum wage plus tips ain't gonna pay for my braces abortion on my 12th birthday, daddy.
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