WhippingBoy: How disappointing it must have been for them to realize that their dad is now a pizza delivery boy. Minimum wage plus tips ain't gonna pay for my braces abortion on my 12th birthday, daddy.
SirEattonHogg: I'm not convinced about taco pizza.I like pizza. I like tacos. The two together? You're taking 2 great foods and making them into a single abomination. ."pizza burger" is another example.
demonocracy21: Generally I'm not a fan of taco pizza, but Happy Joe's makes a good one.
HotWingAgenda: Delivering pizza, eh? Who says the Army doesn't teach useful career skills. I'll bet that's the most well-organized, God-fearing pizza you ever saw. I'll bet it only took 6 chefs and 4 ovens to bake it, too, thanks to that Army efficiency.
MBooda: Mexico and Italy fought a war?
Mister Buttons: MBooda: Mexico and Italy fought a war?They've fought a couple wars in my stomach. Mexican always 'wins'.... If that's what you want to call it.
tetsoushima: We could just, you know, end the war or something?
ZeroCorpse: Mister Buttons: MBooda: Mexico and Italy fought a war?They've fought a couple wars in my stomach. Mexican always 'wins'.... If that's what you want to call it.Is that because Italy retreats quickly?
lostcat: I was going to say, "even though they felt the need to make a big stunt out of an emotional situation, at least they didn't do it publicly."Then I clicked the link.
HempHead: Taco pizza sounds like a new porn term I am unfamiliar with.
SirEattonHogg: Inaditch: This is a very sweet and wonderful thing for the family. But, does this kind of thing have to be reported to a national audience every farking time? Soldier surprises his kids with a homecoming. We get it. Let's move on.Well, it's not really a national audience. That was a local news affiliate story.
filter: As someone who travels much, this shiat is pure evil to pull on kids.Especially if deployed.Dad doesn't just randomly come home.
powhound: Which war?/dnrtfa
padraig: SirEattonHogg: I'm not convinced about taco pizza.I like pizza. I like tacos. The two together? You're taking 2 great foods and making them into a single abomination. ."pizza burger" is another example.I'm not sure I want to live in a world where this kind of abomination exists.[i3.mirror.co.uk image 615x409]I went to Italy a few years ago, and this was a revelation. I rediscovered pizza, there. I realized that the quality of the pizza was in the quality of its ingredients, and that you did not have to put all kinds of greasy stuff on it to make it good. The less the better actually. In the hands of a good pizzaïolo, a margherity, four-season or Napoletana is legend.
thisdaydreamer: Seriously, this never gets old.
August11: So is this the war of the goofy homecoming surprise?
REO-Weedwagon: These surprise-dad-returning videos make my skin crawl on five different levels. Yeah, it's a DefCon 5.1. They're all based on a style of war propaganda from the Iraq War.2. The local TV whores know it's an easy story.3. The business or baseball team posturing that it's for 'Merica, and not for their own free publicity.4. The parents who arrange these things have an odd combination of attention whoredom and sh*tty parenting going on.5. Seeing the people who supported the war and the Bush Administration get all misty-eyed at these videos. You can see these same types gathering at Arlington National Cemetery at the Tomb of the Unknowns. It's their Mecca.[images1.wikia.nocookie.net image 101x239]
Coming on a Bicycle: 'the' war? What war?
Fear the Clam: thisdaydreamer: Seriously, this never gets old.Yeah, it does. This was old years ago. We get it, you couldn't get a real job so you joined the military and now we're all supposed to be thrilled that you managed to stick it out for a couple of years. Whoopie. It's the adult job equivalent of the kindergarden "graduation."
OnlyM3: Thank god president peace-prize has ended all wars so everyone's daddy can come home.
ace in your face: So as I lay here right now my friend is picking up her husband at the airport. He has been gone ten months because he got reassigned to the states and she had a visa problem and couldn't leave Germany. Her kids are downstairs sleeping and have no clue who is going to wake them up. It's going to be a great day!!!!!
GwyrdduOnlyM3: Thank god president peace-prize has ended all wars so everyone's daddy can come home.Considering that Obama never campaigned on such a platform, I don't know why you would expect that to have happen.
OnlyM3: GwyrdduOnlyM3: Thank god president peace-prize has ended all wars so everyone's daddy can come home.Considering that Obama never campaigned on such a platform, I don't know why you would expect that to have happen.Of course he didn't.// keep spinning.
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