WhippingBoy: How disappointing it must have been for them to realize that their dad is now a pizza delivery boy. Minimum wage plus tips ain't gonna pay for my braces abortion on my 12th birthday, daddy.
SirEattonHogg: I'm not convinced about taco pizza.I like pizza. I like tacos. The two together? You're taking 2 great foods and making them into a single abomination. ."pizza burger" is another example.
demonocracy21: Generally I'm not a fan of taco pizza, but Happy Joe's makes a good one.
HotWingAgenda: Delivering pizza, eh? Who says the Army doesn't teach useful career skills. I'll bet that's the most well-organized, God-fearing pizza you ever saw. I'll bet it only took 6 chefs and 4 ovens to bake it, too, thanks to that Army efficiency.
MBooda: Mexico and Italy fought a war?
Mister Buttons: MBooda: Mexico and Italy fought a war?They've fought a couple wars in my stomach. Mexican always 'wins'.... If that's what you want to call it.
tetsoushima: We could just, you know, end the war or something?
ZeroCorpse: Mister Buttons: MBooda: Mexico and Italy fought a war?They've fought a couple wars in my stomach. Mexican always 'wins'.... If that's what you want to call it.Is that because Italy retreats quickly?
lostcat: I was going to say, "even though they felt the need to make a big stunt out of an emotional situation, at least they didn't do it publicly."Then I clicked the link.
HempHead: Taco pizza sounds like a new porn term I am unfamiliar with.
SirEattonHogg: Inaditch: This is a very sweet and wonderful thing for the family. But, does this kind of thing have to be reported to a national audience every farking time? Soldier surprises his kids with a homecoming. We get it. Let's move on.Well, it's not really a national audience. That was a local news affiliate story.
filter: As someone who travels much, this shiat is pure evil to pull on kids.Especially if deployed.Dad doesn't just randomly come home.
powhound: Which war?/dnrtfa
padraig: SirEattonHogg: I'm not convinced about taco pizza.I like pizza. I like tacos. The two together? You're taking 2 great foods and making them into a single abomination. ."pizza burger" is another example.I'm not sure I want to live in a world where this kind of abomination exists.[i3.mirror.co.uk image 615x409]I went to Italy a few years ago, and this was a revelation. I rediscovered pizza, there. I realized that the quality of the pizza was in the quality of its ingredients, and that you did not have to put all kinds of greasy stuff on it to make it good. The less the better actually. In the hands of a good pizzaïolo, a margherity, four-season or Napoletana is legend.
thisdaydreamer: Seriously, this never gets old.
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