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(Daily Mail)   Pregnant women could be given Viagra to 'boost baby growth', make births much more difficult   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 53
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2013-07-15 10:06:15 PM
a generic version of Viagra

Wait, what? There's a generic Viagra?

*checks*

Nope, not in the US.
 
2013-07-15 11:08:11 PM
Subby is a troll/moran. Pre-eclampsia is a serious problem that causes many premature deliveries or miscarriages. Viagra was originally developed to treat high blood pressure; the pro-boner side-effect turned out to be more desirable than its original purpose. If sildenafil does prove to be effective in treating pre-eclampsia, it will reduce the number of premature/underweight babies delivered, and that's a good thing.
 
2013-07-15 11:27:54 PM
Just when you thought childbirth couldn't get any more disgusting!
 
2013-07-15 11:30:12 PM
NEWS FLASH: heart drug used for boners might be used for hearts again
 
2013-07-15 11:30:29 PM

reported: Subby is a troll/moran. Pre-eclampsia is a serious problem that causes many premature deliveries or miscarriages. Viagra was originally developed to treat high blood pressure; the pro-boner side-effect turned out to be more desirable than its original purpose. If sildenafil does prove to be effective in treating pre-eclampsia, it will reduce the number of premature/underweight babies delivered, and that's a good thing.


This.
 
2013-07-15 11:31:48 PM

namatad: NEWS FLASH: heart drug used for boners might be used for hearts again


I've seen and increased prescribing for it in the last few months for exactly that. It might actually live up to it's designed use. Well, in certain cases.
 
2013-07-15 11:37:05 PM

platkat: Just when you thought childbirth couldn't get any more disgusting!


My wife gave birth 3 weeks ago. I was fairly underwhelmed by the degree of disgusting things I saw. I was kind of (but not really) hoping I'd have something I could bring up at opportune times (like "I once saw you shiat a bed" or something) but no such luck.

/She developed pre-eclampsia 4 days before the due date, so they induced her.
 
2013-07-15 11:40:36 PM
Perhaps subby meant that a male child would have an large erection at birth thereby making it harder for the baby to come out?


/Not subby
//Just my first thought
 
2013-07-15 11:43:40 PM
Viagra is commonly used for neonates
 
2013-07-16 12:03:40 AM

fmcgalaxie500: Perhaps subby meant that a male child would have an large erection at birth thereby making it harder for the baby to come out?


/Not subby
//Just my first thought


mine too
 
2013-07-16 12:04:49 AM

costermonger: platkat: Just when you thought childbirth couldn't get any more disgusting!

My wife gave birth 3 weeks ago. I was fairly underwhelmed by the degree of disgusting things I saw. I was kind of (but not really) hoping I'd have something I could bring up at opportune times (like "I once saw you shiat a bed" or something) but no such luck.

/She developed pre-eclampsia 4 days before the due date, so they induced her.


Congratulations on being a dad! It's pretty common for women to shiat all over the place, as well as have a ton of people looking into her blood-and-mucus-filled cooter at random times. It's crazy how many technological advances humans have made but our birthing process is just a small step away from that of dogs.
 
2013-07-16 12:30:11 AM

platkat: costermonger: platkat: Just when you thought childbirth couldn't get any more disgusting!

My wife gave birth 3 weeks ago. I was fairly underwhelmed by the degree of disgusting things I saw. I was kind of (but not really) hoping I'd have something I could bring up at opportune times (like "I once saw you shiat a bed" or something) but no such luck.

/She developed pre-eclampsia 4 days before the due date, so they induced her.

Congratulations on being a dad! It's pretty common for women to shiat all over the place, as well as have a ton of people looking into her blood-and-mucus-filled cooter at random times. It's crazy how many technological advances humans have made but our birthing process is just a small step away from that of dogs.


Idunno. Dogs lick their newborn clean, but we force the whole family to watch a video of the blessed event. I'm gonna call it a tie.
 
2013-07-16 12:55:14 AM

Notabunny: Idunno. Dogs lick their newborn clean, but we force the whole family to watch a video of the blessed event. I'm gonna call it a tie.


Dogs certainly seem to expect (and receive) more privacy during the whole thing.

It's generally the opposite for the conception.
 
2013-07-16 01:11:03 AM

costermonger: Notabunny: Idunno. Dogs lick their newborn clean, but we force the whole family to watch a video of the blessed event. I'm gonna call it a tie.

Dogs certainly seem to expect (and receive) more privacy during the whole thing.

It's generally the opposite for the conception.


Yeah, I used to think "doggy style" meant locked together on the neighbor's front lawn. My girlfriend never asked for that again.
 
2013-07-16 05:31:25 AM

NewportBarGuy: a generic version of Viagra

Wait, what? There's a generic Viagra?

*checks*

Nope, not in the US.


It only came off patent here in the EU in the last few weeks, Pfizer dropped the pfrice by 1/3 within days.
 
2013-07-16 05:36:29 AM
i.chzbgr.com
 
2013-07-16 05:36:30 AM

Piizzadude: fmcgalaxie500: Perhaps subby meant that a male child would have an large erection at birth thereby making it harder for the baby to come out?


/Not subby
//Just my first thought

mine too


Thirded.

Because I could see how that may be a problem.
 
2013-07-16 06:00:02 AM

TomD9938: Piizzadude: fmcgalaxie500: Perhaps subby meant that a male child would have an large erection at birth thereby making it harder for the baby to come out?


/Not subby
//Just my first thought

mine too

Thirded.

Because I could see how that may be a problem.


Like trying to take a trombone down a water slide.
 
2013-07-16 06:10:14 AM
Sometimes Nature tells a woman that she shouldn't have babies.

Science tells Nature to go fark itself in its big, fat face.
 
2013-07-16 06:37:34 AM
Baby's First Boner....
 
2013-07-16 06:47:05 AM

Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: TomD9938: Piizzadude: fmcgalaxie500: Perhaps subby meant that a male child would have an large erection at birth thereby making it harder for the baby to come out?


/Not subby
//Just my first thought

mine too

Thirded.

Because I could see how that may be a problem.

Like trying to take a trombone down a water slide.


Some women have orgasms during childbirth. Does that count as incest?
 
2013-07-16 06:56:28 AM
 
2013-07-16 06:57:37 AM

reported: Subby is a troll/moran.



you_must_be_new_here.jpg
 
2013-07-16 07:00:58 AM
The comments on the linked article are sad, "Let the baby die!," "No need for a healthy baby!," et cetera.
 
2013-07-16 07:08:10 AM
I see a way it could be abused. Birth weight is sometimes associated with overall adult size. Some dude out there 5 ft.2 in.tall wants his wife to have a future Alabama offensive lineman may try to convince his wife to try it. Then all the 6 ft.1 in.tall dudes want their kids to be the next center for North Carolina.....
 
2013-07-16 07:11:19 AM

Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: TomD9938: Piizzadude: fmcgalaxie500: Perhaps subby meant that a male child would have an large erection at birth thereby making it harder for the baby to come out?


/Not subby
//Just my first thought

mine too

Thirded.

Because I could see how that may be a problem.

Like trying to take a trombone down a water slide.


It's a goddamned handle that the doctor can pull to help get babby out, damnit.

/Kidding
//Maybe...
 
2013-07-16 07:13:57 AM

TiredWings: I see a way it could be abused. Birth weight is sometimes associated with overall adult size. Some dude out there 5 ft.2 in.tall wants his wife to have a future Alabama offensive lineman may try to convince his wife to try it. Then all the 6 ft.1 in.tall dudes want their kids to be the next center for North Carolina.....


That and your wife will be walking around with an awkward boner all day.
 
2013-07-16 07:16:29 AM
Why?
 
2013-07-16 07:19:17 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: Sometimes Nature tells a woman that she shouldn't have babies.

Science tells Nature to go fark itself in its big, fat face.


Yeah.... That was probably me.... Pre-eclampsia in three pregnancies, eclamptic seizure in first at 33 weeks, baby 4.5 lbs, 2nd 37 weeks 5.8 lbs and severe preeclampsia on the third, 35 weeks 4.11 lbs. All had to be c-sections. Don't worry I'm done. It probably could have helped....
 
2013-07-16 07:40:17 AM

reported: Subby is a troll/moran. Pre-eclampsia is a serious problem that causes many premature deliveries or miscarriages. Viagra was originally developed to treat high blood pressure; the pro-boner side-effect turned out to be more desirable than its original purpose. If sildenafil does prove to be effective in treating pre-eclampsia, it will reduce the number of premature/underweight babies delivered, and that's a good thing.


Yes, it's an extremely good thing.  We need these defective babies to be delivered so they can pass their defective genetics onto more defective babies, continuing to pollute the gene pool until we have an epidemic of sickly, defective sub-humans comprising 95% of society.  Then the public healthcare system Obama put in place can really shine, sucking down taxpayer money to support our crippled, failing species while the private insurance system collapses under the weight of too much risk driving premiums up to insane levels ($3000/mo premiums or they're paying out more than they're taking in?  Nobody's going to buy into that, and if they don't bill it they go bankrupt, so... goodbye, Carefirst!).

Let's continue on this path of evolving a species where everyone can suffer more.  In three generations we can all start life on 17 maintenance drugs and feel like we have HIV all the time because we need immunosuppression to prevent our autoimmune genetic defects from consuming our livers.

Downs kids and failures like this should be sterilized at birth.  Oh, wait, downs kids are sterilized at birth!  It's a feature!
 
2013-07-16 07:45:52 AM

Notabunny: platkat: costermonger: platkat: Just when you thought childbirth couldn't get any more disgusting!

My wife gave birth 3 weeks ago. I was fairly underwhelmed by the degree of disgusting things I saw. I was kind of (but not really) hoping I'd have something I could bring up at opportune times (like "I once saw you shiat a bed" or something) but no such luck.

/She developed pre-eclampsia 4 days before the due date, so they induced her.

Congratulations on being a dad! It's pretty common for women to shiat all over the place, as well as have a ton of people looking into her blood-and-mucus-filled cooter at random times. It's crazy how many technological advances humans have made but our birthing process is just a small step away from that of dogs.

Idunno. Dogs lick their newborn clean, but we force the whole family to watch a video of the blessed event. I'm gonna call it a tie.


Just nope. I made the rule early on that there would be no photography or video below the waist. Because a video of my vajayjay giving birth is still a video of my vajayjay, and I do not want the inlaws seeing that.
 
2013-07-16 07:46:21 AM
Great -- with the way abortion laws are going, women will be forced to take viagra less their baby dies of preeclampsia and they get charged with murder.

I think this is the last thing we need.
 
2013-07-16 07:56:58 AM

Sinbox: NSFW


24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-07-16 08:23:42 AM
I've had a few friends who followed all the advice and ended up with huge babies (like 1970s Guinness  book record sized big) and natural deliveries.  Two of them were talking about it at a party and said if they ever get knocked up again they are going with the smoking and booze diet while they are pregnant.

/now where was that towel?
 
2013-07-16 08:27:27 AM
Perhaps subby meant that certain Americans, (the salt of the earth, common clay) type would take viagra to make their babies bigger. Us Americans do like to supersize things, and a bigger baby is harder to give birth to.
 
2013-07-16 08:39:23 AM

Sinbox: NSFW


cache.ohinternet.com
 
2013-07-16 08:41:08 AM
reported: "...it will reduce the number of premature/underweight babies delivered, and that's a good thing."

Thank God. I was worried about people in the USA being underweight thanks to that libtard ban on 64 Oz. sodas in NYC...
 
2013-07-16 08:45:38 AM

costermonger: platkat: Just when you thought childbirth couldn't get any more disgusting!

My wife gave birth 3 weeks ago. I was fairly underwhelmed by the degree of disgusting things I saw. I was kind of (but not really) hoping I'd have something I could bring up at opportune times (like "I once saw you shiat a bed" or something) but no such luck.

/She developed pre-eclampsia 4 days before the due date, so they induced her.


Huh -- my understanding from everyone I spoke with in the maternity ward was that if you don't shiat the bed, you're the odd one out.

/Stuck up by my wife's head the entire time.  Hard to be there for her if you're sitting back, enjoying the show from the feet.
 
2013-07-16 08:54:18 AM
they need to do way instain mother.  who kill thier babbys. becuse these babby cant frigth back?
 
2013-07-16 08:56:20 AM

namegoeshere: Notabunny: platkat: costermonger: platkat: Just when you thought childbirth couldn't get any more disgusting!

My wife gave birth 3 weeks ago. I was fairly underwhelmed by the degree of disgusting things I saw. I was kind of (but not really) hoping I'd have something I could bring up at opportune times (like "I once saw you shiat a bed" or something) but no such luck.

/She developed pre-eclampsia 4 days before the due date, so they induced her.

Congratulations on being a dad! It's pretty common for women to shiat all over the place, as well as have a ton of people looking into her blood-and-mucus-filled cooter at random times. It's crazy how many technological advances humans have made but our birthing process is just a small step away from that of dogs.

Idunno. Dogs lick their newborn clean, but we force the whole family to watch a video of the blessed event. I'm gonna call it a tie.

Just nope. I made the rule early on that there would be no photography or video below the waist. Because a video of my vajayjay giving birth is still a video of my vajayjay, and I do not want the inlaws seeing that.


I hear a lot of hospitals don't allow that anymore anyway, too many liability issues with having the attending physician on tape.
 
2013-07-16 09:00:07 AM

Loaf's Tray: I hear a lot of hospitals don't allow that anymore anyway, too many liability issues with having the attending physician on tape.


There is a movement to do away with it yes, cousin in law is an attending out in Kansas and said they banned it in their birthing rooms awhile back.
 
2013-07-16 09:06:46 AM

Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: TomD9938: Piizzadude: fmcgalaxie500: Perhaps subby meant that a male child would have an large erection at birth thereby making it harder for the baby to come out?


/Not subby
//Just my first thought

mine too

Thirded.

Because I could see how that may be a problem.

Like trying to take a trombone down a water slide.




/Actually would make it easier, the Dr just reaches in and uses it like a handle, and thus applying leverage, yoinks the vag dwelling baby out into the world.

//It could happen.
 
2013-07-16 09:16:48 AM

TomD9938: Piizzadude: fmcgalaxie500: Perhaps subby meant that a male child would have an large erection at birth thereby making it harder for the baby to come out?


/Not subby
//Just my first thought

mine too

Thirded.

Because I could see how that may be a problem.



Especially if the baby is coming out head first, the wang could get caught on the cervix like one of those drywall picture hangers.
image.made-in-china.com

Like if the hook was the head and the nail was baby cock?
/plus the kid would be known as a mother-farker for the rest of his life...
 
2013-07-16 09:22:38 AM

Sinbox: NSFW


wtf?
 
2013-07-16 09:27:30 AM

kvinesknows: Sinbox: NSFW

wtf?


TCP/IP

//Lubs me some acronyms...
 
2013-07-16 10:15:30 AM

Sinbox: NSFW


Ummm... errr... huh...

I think my words thing in my head box got broked by that.
 
2013-07-16 11:19:37 AM
It is used to treat essential pulmonary hypertension too. I've given it to a 6 year old girl for that very thing.
 
2013-07-16 11:45:12 AM
Viagra.  It boost the growf of Mah Babby.

/yes, that's what I call it now.
 
2013-07-16 12:25:21 PM
It makes sense. Viagra makes everything bigger and causes babies both.
 
2013-07-16 08:26:22 PM

Sinbox: NSFW


Obvious fake is obvious.
 
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