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(USA Today)   He may be in "deeper than the holler" and worries "what'll you do about me" but "on the other hand" "it's just a matter of time" as he "promises" to "turn it around" and return as "king of the road". "Forever and ever amen"   (usatoday.com) divider line 19
    More: Cool, Randy Travis, emergency surgery, cardiac surgeons  
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2013-07-16 12:10:03 AM  
I'm just glad there isn't Three Wooden Crosses...
 
2013-07-16 12:54:33 AM  
First Nelson Mandela, now Randy Travis.

FARK YOU, DEATH!
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2013-07-16 01:01:56 AM  
Good for you, Randy. Now, get to work writing your songs about your drunken naked car crash arrests. Next time, it won't be just a drill.
 
2013-07-16 01:41:35 AM  
Travis is breathing spontaneously with the help of the ventilator

I usually have to plan my breathing ahead of time.
 
2013-07-16 01:47:58 AM  
Good for him but f you and your quotes, subby. If one has to force it- nobody give a fracking damn.
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2013-07-16 02:15:57 AM  
King of the Road, you say? Don't tell it to this guy:

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2013-07-16 02:41:57 AM  
By the way, subby- coulda gone with this - Look Heart, no Hands , and that would have been hoty material. just sayin
 
2013-07-16 03:21:31 AM  
In the meantime, he'll have to miss his gig near me in September...but I'm okay with that since the replacement act is Emmylou Harris and Rodney Crowell.

/get well and stay off the sauce, mister
 
2013-07-16 04:07:21 AM  
For the record he butchered "It's Just A Matter Of Time"
 
2013-07-16 04:10:38 AM  
You couldn't fit in "Better Class of Losers" somewhere?

And you call yourself a fan...

/Also, you won't have to be Diggin' Up Bones of him any time soon...
 
2013-07-16 04:12:51 AM  
Funny side note: "Diggin' Up Bones" was co-written by Al Gore. Insert "where'd he find time off from inventing the internet" joke here.

/Then I burst your bubble by saying "not that Al Gore."
 
2013-07-16 04:21:54 AM  
Good,now stay away from the booze.
/Forever and ever amen is me and my fiance's song.
 
2013-07-16 04:28:11 AM  
The greatest country album OF ALL TIME!!! is soon upon us.
 
2013-07-16 08:03:14 AM  
That headline made no sense to me except for a Roger Miller reference. TFA did help a little. I hope that country cover singer gets better... I guess.
 
2013-07-16 09:15:06 AM  

Bird3149: That headline made no sense to me except for a Roger Miller reference. TFA did help a little. I hope that country cover singer gets better... I guess.


This, I was thinking "Roger Miller has been dead for years."

/Oh and since he is mentioned Roger Miller and Dean Martin sing King of the Road.
 
2013-07-16 09:21:57 AM  

A Terrible Human: Good,now stay away from the booze.
/Forever and ever amen is me and my fiance's song.


Maybe he should visit Willie and toke up :P
 
2013-07-16 10:29:59 AM  

Bird3149: That headline made no sense to me...


No kidding. Can someone who is fluent in country AND western please let me know if this means he died?
 
2013-07-16 01:36:30 PM  

mafiageek1980: A Terrible Human: Good,now stay away from the booze.
/Forever and ever amen is me and my fiance's song.

Maybe he should visit Willie and toke up :P


It'd be far healthier than what's he has been up to lately.
 
2013-07-16 02:29:53 PM  

Do the needful: No kidding. Can someone who is fluent in country AND western please let me know if this means he died?


No. Somebody played one of his records backwards, and got their wife back, and got their truck back, and got their job back, and got their dog back...
 
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