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(Las Vegas Review Journal)   Bounty hunters pretending to be officers rob exotic dancers pretending to be med students   ( divider line
    More: Obvious, exotic dancers, medical schools, police officers, bounty hunters, impersonating a police officer, bachelor party  
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4972 clicks; posted to Main » on 15 Jul 2013 at 11:20 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-07-15 11:21:07 PM  
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2013-07-15 11:24:20 PM  
Their entire job entails pretending to be police officers.
2013-07-15 11:27:37 PM  
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2013-07-15 11:34:40 PM  

*vomits everywhere*
2013-07-15 11:38:37 PM  
Dear criminals,

I realize that an entire generation bought into the hype that life is a cross between TeeVee wrestling and a cutout bin FPS video game, and the baddest badass commands "teh respeck", but I'm going to tell you a little secret that mainstream media wont.

That's bulsh*t.  You're not clever.  You're not smart.  Nobody, NOBODY respects you.  They're just mostly afraid of you for the same reason people are afraid of feral animals with foam around their lips.  That's not a compliment.  You help nothing, you improve nothing and the preponderance of you will, from all your dime store criminal shenanigans, net roughly the same amount of money you would washing dishes at Denny's for four years.  At best.  And the retirement program sucks because it will likely entail rotting in a concrete toilet and eating cheese sandwiches with somebody larger and stupider and meaner than yourself for a husband.

The wild west is, despite the marketing weenies implying differently, over.  Closed.  We're all moved in, now.  There's curtains on the windows, tarmac on the roads and the only people making a living off of crime are corporate executives and career congressmen.  People hate you.  They can't wait for you to eat a bullet or waltz out in front of an Amtrak after smoking wet.  Seriously.  It's time to grow the f*ck up, get your GED and do something that involves a steady income stream instead of telling your landlord that this week's felony didn't pan out.  I'm not making this up.  You're welcome.
2013-07-15 11:54:33 PM  
Man, I totally read that as rub exotic dancers. I thought it would be a way more interesting article.
2013-07-15 11:59:52 PM  
Whoever wins, we all lose.
2013-07-15 11:59:56 PM  
You are free to use any means necessary, but I want them alive, no disentigrations.
2013-07-16 12:46:01 AM  

bunner: Dear criminals, ... Nobody, NOBODY respects you.

Sorry, but I respect the pimp a farkload more than alleged bondsmen in this story.

What's the deal with the second couple they were arresting when the actual Officers showed up?
2013-07-16 01:12:11 AM  
We don't need their scum.
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2013-07-16 01:21:46 AM  
I've met a non-zero number of med students hot enough to strip for cash.  Yet to know one that did.  I think the hours conflict.
2013-07-16 02:34:03 AM  

Oldiron_79: You are free to use any means necessary, but I want them alive, no disentigrations. don't want them to stop being huge, talking trees?
2013-07-16 08:07:20 AM  
Just a fantastic headline, subby.
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