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(Washington Post)   Step 1: Do not approach or antagonize. Step 2: Call the authorities. These are the steps you take when you find a naked man on your roof   (washingtonpost.com) divider line 31
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2013-07-15 08:46:41 PM
Fiddling With Yourself on the Roof. Now in selected theaters.
 
2013-07-15 08:53:23 PM
Step 3: Take lots of pictures.
Step 4:
 
2013-07-15 08:56:31 PM
Those are the same steps you should take when you see a teenagers with an ice tea and skittles.
 
2013-07-15 09:40:17 PM
He said he flew up there

/I had to fly up and get 'im down... he was 'bout half crazy

Bathia_Mapes: Fiddling With Yourself on the Roof. Now in selected theaters.


*snert*
 
2013-07-15 10:20:20 PM
Or: What George Zimmerman didn't do.
 
2013-07-15 10:31:29 PM
nymag.com
 
2013-07-15 10:36:01 PM
Santa?
 
2013-07-15 10:37:24 PM
Don't tell me how to live. You're not the boss of me.
 
2013-07-15 10:40:32 PM
Oh gawd, not another TM-GZ thread.  Stop the world so I can jump off.
 
2013-07-15 10:41:39 PM
So, when I got naked and fondled myself while staring at the naked man on my roof, that was the wrong thing to do?
 
2013-07-15 10:43:30 PM
Do not taunt Happy Fun Balls.
 
2013-07-15 10:44:44 PM

Arthur Jumbles: Those are the same steps you should take when you see a teenagers with an ice tea and skittles.


came for the zimmerman threadjack.  leaving quickly now.
 
2013-07-15 10:45:43 PM
According to John Saul's Black Lightning, he's possessed by a serial killer who met his end in the electric chair.

/It's amazing how often real life events correlate to the novels I'm currently reading.
 
2013-07-15 10:49:14 PM

SecretAgentWoman: [nymag.com image 560x375]


You know, I like Alan Tudyk and that looks like him.  I almost, ALMOST, googled "Alan Tudyk naked" but one never knows who is watching.
 
2013-07-15 10:51:17 PM
First thing I thought of
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-07-15 10:52:16 PM
Step 3: fetch paint ball gun.
 
2013-07-15 10:53:16 PM

Dave and the Mission: First thing I thought of
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Came for Happy Fun Ball.

Do not taunt Naked Roof Man.
 
2013-07-15 10:53:46 PM

jenny next: According to John Saul's Black Lightning, he's possessed by a serial killer who met his end in the electric chair.

/It's amazing how often real life events correlate to the novels I'm currently reading.


Let me know when you start on Howl's Moving Castle or something otherwise fun in the fantasy genre, will you?
 
2013-07-15 10:59:59 PM
Step 4: Call all the neighbors.
 
2013-07-15 11:06:51 PM
Step 1: Shoot
Step 2: Ask questions
 
2013-07-15 11:14:34 PM
Not likely!  Naked guy on my roof starts off with BB gun.  Because I am polite like that.  But I am also a good shot.  Escalation is left up to the other participant.
 
2013-07-15 11:22:19 PM
I live on the 3rd floor of a 4-story complex, so I'll just text my neighbor above me and make it her problem.
 
2013-07-15 11:22:36 PM
Step 3: Eat his skittles and iced tea
 
2013-07-15 11:24:17 PM
I read that as Naked man on your roofie
 
2013-07-15 11:30:21 PM
Did anyone consider giving the man some pants?
 
2013-07-15 11:38:48 PM
If he's black, don't call the cops, ask for an ambulance. The cops will kill him.
 
2013-07-15 11:44:15 PM

Arthur Jumbles: Those are the same steps you should take when you see a teenagers with an ice tea and skittles.


Yeah but it is safe to slam a naked guy's head against the sidewalk because he PROBABLY doesn't have a gun.  Gotta Keep It Real!
 
2013-07-16 12:13:01 AM

Arthur Jumbles: Those are the same steps you should take when you see a teenagers with an ice tea and skittles.


And stolen cough syrup and marijuana in his system??
 
2013-07-16 03:05:49 AM
Step 5: Turn on garden hose.
 
2013-07-16 07:12:53 AM
Never bring a gun to a rifle fight.

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2013-07-16 01:40:15 PM

Bigdogdaddy: Never bring a gun to a rifle fight.

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Hmm. I thought it was the reverse.

/though, it was a black guy at the time who told me the line
 
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