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(SB Nation)   The official rules for the 2013 Home Run Derby Drinking Game. BAC BAC BAC BAC BAC, GONE (8pm ET, ESPN)   (sbnation.com) divider line 260
    More: Cool, Home Run Derby, Chris Berman, Prince Fielder  
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2013-07-15 09:33:52 PM  

thecpt: tudorgurl: Gee, anyone know how old Bryce Harper is? I don't think the announcer has said it yet.

IM 20! 20 YEARS OLD FOLKS. 20. VENTI.


So, I'm guessing he's 20, then?
 
2013-07-15 09:34:05 PM  

thecpt: IM 20! 20 YEARS OLD FOLKS. 20. VENTI.


Says who, Fellini?
 
2013-07-15 09:34:14 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: cameroncrazy1984: I feel good about my pick here.

Which?


Harper vs. Cano. I picked Harper.
 
2013-07-15 09:34:50 PM  
I want Wright to put up a bagel here.
 
2013-07-15 09:35:36 PM  

LucklessWonder: I want Wright to put up a bagel here.


off the schneid.
 
2013-07-15 09:35:56 PM  
Come on David. 5 more.
 
2013-07-15 09:36:19 PM  
Wright won't make it to round 2, but he can't let Cano have more HR's.
 
2013-07-15 09:37:53 PM  
Wright thinks he's in the ground rule double derby...
 
2013-07-15 09:38:04 PM  
Matt Harvey!
 
2013-07-15 09:38:29 PM  
Cano bottoms out again. Good work David.
 
2013-07-15 09:38:39 PM  

LucklessWonder: Wright thinks he's in the ground rule double derby...


Well, he's beaten Cano, anyway.

/in the actual derby
 
2013-07-15 09:39:25 PM  
In NY, every fifth day has come to be known as Harvey Day.
 
2013-07-15 09:42:30 PM  
They could sing Liza Minnelli version of New York,New York.
 
2013-07-15 09:43:49 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: Lt. Cheese Weasel: cameroncrazy1984: I feel good about my pick here.

Which?

Harper vs. Cano. I picked Harper.


Cubano boy gonna ruin your day. C E S P E D E S.
 
2013-07-15 09:46:24 PM  
ChristianMingle.com commercial? Is this a regular occurrence on American TV?
 
2013-07-15 09:46:45 PM  
cano shouldn't have been in the derby 2 years ago, but ended up winning. he surely shouldn't have been in it this year.
 
2013-07-15 09:49:12 PM  
so close!
 
2013-07-15 09:49:58 PM  
They should mount a tiny camera in the bat.
 
2013-07-15 09:51:20 PM  

Popcorn Johnny: They should mount a tiny camera in the bat.

ball.  Fixed that.
 
2013-07-15 09:51:36 PM  

4NSpy: ChristianMingle.com commercial? Is this a regular occurrence on American TV?


I think I see more comercials for farmersonly.com
 
2013-07-15 09:52:10 PM  
homers in game action do not equate to homers in the derby.
 
2013-07-15 09:53:56 PM  
Cuddyer holding steady
 
2013-07-15 09:54:17 PM  
So does somebody win the truck since it was hit?
 
2013-07-15 09:56:51 PM  

4NSpy: ChristianMingle.com commercial? Is this a regular occurrence on American TV?


Yes. It's all over Food Network, which suggests that lonely Christians are porkers.
 
2013-07-15 09:59:27 PM  
Holy fark at the size of Piazza's forehead. He went a bit nuts on the roids
 
2013-07-15 10:01:28 PM  

Popcorn Johnny: So does somebody win the truck since it was hit?


I think the rules are hit it on the fly.
 
2013-07-15 10:01:35 PM  
Oh, there is a thread.

Let me be the first to say Chris Berman sucks ass.

Also, there are a TON of empty seats.
 
2013-07-15 10:03:18 PM  

Popcorn Johnny: So does somebody win the truck since it was hit?


They should immediately mow down Berman with it.
 
2013-07-15 10:03:46 PM  

picodenico: Oh, there is a thread.

Let me be the first to say Chris Berman sucks ass.

Also, there are a TON of empty seats.


Hmmm tough choice..baseball demonstration or pay the bills?  Thanks Obama.
 
2013-07-15 10:04:28 PM  

picodenico: Oh, there is a thread.

Let me be the first to say Chris Berman sucks ass.

Also, there are a TON of empty seats.


Tickets were around $500 for anything below the third deck.  I so wanted to go, but damn.  That's just ridiculous.
 
2013-07-15 10:04:56 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Popcorn Johnny: They should mount a tiny camera in the bat.ball.  Fixed that.


So everyone goes on the teacup ride after every dinger?
 
2013-07-15 10:06:31 PM  

violentsalvation: 4NSpy: ChristianMingle.com commercial? Is this a regular occurrence on American TV?

I think I see more comercials for farmersonly.com


Have you ever thought of opening your email, asshole?
 
2013-07-15 10:07:26 PM  
Berman silently holding the Robin Roberts sign.  Best thing he's done in years.
 
2013-07-15 10:07:45 PM  

neuroflare: Lt. Cheese Weasel: Popcorn Johnny: They should mount a tiny camera in the bat.ball.  Fixed that.

So everyone goes on the teacup ride after every dinger?


3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-07-15 10:08:56 PM  
F*CK.

I tuned in late... and I get boring bairly audible ramblings from Nomahh and Boreman, and they AREN'T even CALLING the goddamn home runs.  This is farking pathetic.  I love baseball but announcers like the same shiats they have every goddamn nationally televised game are RUINING it.  No wonder people don't like it.  you guys are pathetic.
 
2013-07-15 10:09:03 PM  

thecpt: Tickets were around $500 for anything below the third deck. I so wanted to go, but damn. That's just ridiculous.


Yikes. Yeah, that's absurd.
 
2013-07-15 10:09:19 PM  
Lets see if Harper can hit his age in HR's, whatever that might be.
 
2013-07-15 10:09:52 PM  
More like Zzzzz, Zzzzz, Zzzzz, Zzzzzz, Gone.

This is better than taking Benadryl to go to sleep.
 
2013-07-15 10:11:14 PM  

4NSpy: Lets see if Harper can hit his age in HR's, whatever that might be.


Judging by the announcers he's a Chevrolet 20.
 
2013-07-15 10:11:45 PM  

The All-Powerful Atheismo: F*CK.

I tuned in late... and I get boring bairly audible ramblings from Nomahh and Boreman, and they AREN'T even CALLING the goddamn home runs.  This is farking pathetic.  I love baseball but announcers like the same shiats they have every goddamn nationally televised game are RUINING it.  No wonder people don't like it.  you guys are pathetic.


You don't actually expect heroes like Vin Scully to call this nonsense, do you? Berman is in his element.  Tons of cheese, little bit of meat, lots of flaky crust. Signifying nothing.
 
2013-07-15 10:11:50 PM  
Harper is such a farking douche.
 
2013-07-15 10:12:10 PM  

The All-Powerful Atheismo: and they AREN'T even CALLING the goddamn home runs. This is farking pathetic.


If Berman was screaming 'quack quack quack quack quack!!!!! every 10 seconds, nobody on planet Earth would tune in. That he does it maybe every 4-5 home runs is more than enough.
 
2013-07-15 10:13:52 PM  

Popcorn Johnny: Harper is such a farking douche.


I hear this a lot. Why do people think that?  Is is just the unfortunate hair and the stupid eyeblack?
 
2013-07-15 10:14:44 PM  

LucklessWonder: 4NSpy: ChristianMingle.com commercial? Is this a regular occurrence on American TV?

Yes. It's all over Food Network, which suggests that lonely Christians are porkers.


blacks only and farmers only? you guys havent seen these commercials?
 
2013-07-15 10:15:15 PM  
I'm going to bed.  Cespedes.
 
2013-07-15 10:17:40 PM  
And Harper is in the finals.
 
2013-07-15 10:17:45 PM  

What_Would_Jimi_Do: LucklessWonder: 4NSpy: ChristianMingle.com commercial? Is this a regular occurrence on American TV?

Yes. It's all over Food Network, which suggests that lonely Christians are porkers.

blacks only and farmers only? you guys havent seen these commercials?


I have seen the farmers only one a couple of times, but I see the ChristianMingle ones at least daily.
 
2013-07-15 10:19:29 PM  

LucklessWonder: I hear this a lot. Why do people think that?  Is is just the unfortunate hair and the stupid eyeblack?


He's at the plate in the HR Derby getting all pissed off when not making good contact.
 
2013-07-15 10:22:11 PM  

Popcorn Johnny: LucklessWonder: I hear this a lot. Why do people think that?  Is is just the unfortunate hair and the stupid eyeblack?

He's at the plate in the HR Derby getting all pissed off when not making good contact.


I didn't get pissed from his body language. And his dad can't pitch.
 
2013-07-15 10:23:19 PM  
BOOM
 
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