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(SB Nation)   The official rules for the 2013 Home Run Derby Drinking Game. BAC BAC BAC BAC BAC, GONE (8pm ET, ESPN)   (sbnation.com) divider line 260
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2013-07-15 08:41:16 PM
Cespedes aint no fool.
 
2013-07-15 08:42:02 PM
I wish they'd make Berman's head the golden ball.  Then we could watch his comb-over flip it's way over the right field wall.
 
2013-07-15 08:42:43 PM
Cespedes is killing it.
 
2013-07-15 08:42:47 PM

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Cespedes aint no fool.


He's killing it.
 
2013-07-15 08:43:20 PM
Dude's going off.
 
2013-07-15 08:43:57 PM
Almost an upper decker. his room mate would have been PISSED.
 
2013-07-15 08:44:15 PM
He should save some for the 2nd round.
 
2013-07-15 08:44:58 PM

cameroncrazy1984: He should save some for the 2nd round.


Isn't it 1st and second added together to determine if you make it to 3?
 
2013-07-15 08:45:22 PM

Lt. Cheese Weasel: The Onion is prophetic: Anyone have a link to watch online?  Other than First Row, which wants me to download some malware codec plugin.

Just don't download anything. Kill all the popups and you will be rewarded.


Got no popups, just the overlay.  I tried looking through the source, but those links went nowhere.

The second link shows ESPN2, which isn't carrying the HRD.  I can get the audio from the first link, but listening to Chris Berman without being able to see the hits is like double torture.
 
2013-07-15 08:45:40 PM
Lol, that guy got slapped.
 
2013-07-15 08:46:00 PM
I guess I could watch it in spanish.um...listen..

/dont speak it
 
2013-07-15 08:47:40 PM

neuroflare: cameroncrazy1984: He should save some for the 2nd round.

Isn't it 1st and second added together to determine if you make it to 3?


If that's the case, I think he's already in it.
 
2013-07-15 08:48:07 PM

The Onion is prophetic: Lt. Cheese Weasel: The Onion is prophetic: Anyone have a link to watch online?  Other than First Row, which wants me to download some malware codec plugin.

Just don't download anything. Kill all the popups and you will be rewarded.

Got no popups, just the overlay.  I tried looking through the source, but those links went nowhere.

The second link shows ESPN2, which isn't carrying the HRD.  I can get the audio from the first link, but listening to Chris Berman without being able to see the hits is like double torture.


google vipbox
 
2013-07-15 08:48:46 PM

The Onion is prophetic: Lt. Cheese Weasel: The Onion is prophetic: Anyone have a link to watch online?  Other than First Row, which wants me to download some malware codec plugin.

Just don't download anything. Kill all the popups and you will be rewarded.

Got no popups, just the overlay.  I tried looking through the source, but those links went nowhere.

The second link shows ESPN2, which isn't carrying the HRD.  I can get the audio from the first link, but listening to Chris Berman without being able to see the hits is like double torture.


Let me dig a bit for you.
 
2013-07-15 08:50:42 PM
Why can't I find this on Firstrow?  I don't see it under baseball.
 
2013-07-15 08:50:57 PM
LET'S GO AMERICAN LEAGUE!!!!
 
2013-07-15 08:51:37 PM

violentsalvation: The Onion is prophetic: Lt. Cheese Weasel: The Onion is prophetic: Anyone have a link to watch online?  Other than First Row, which wants me to download some malware codec plugin.

Just don't download anything. Kill all the popups and you will be rewarded.

Got no popups, just the overlay.  I tried looking through the source, but those links went nowhere.

The second link shows ESPN2, which isn't carrying the HRD.  I can get the audio from the first link, but listening to Chris Berman without being able to see the hits is like double torture.

google vipbox


This
 
2013-07-15 08:52:06 PM
You can take Alvarez out of the Pirates but you can't take the Pirates out of Alvarez.
 
2013-07-15 08:52:27 PM

LucklessWonder: Why can't I find this on Firstrow?  I don't see it under baseball.


Use this instead, much better site.

http://www.vipboxonline.eu/
 
2013-07-15 08:52:34 PM

violentsalvation: google vipbox


Who's awesome?  You're awesome.
 
2013-07-15 08:52:41 PM
Cespedes killed 17, and Josh did 28.  Making it all the more impressive.  Won't ever forget that night.
 
2013-07-15 08:52:43 PM

Lt. Cheese Weasel: The Onion is prophetic: Lt. Cheese Weasel: The Onion is prophetic: Anyone have a link to watch online?  Other than First Row, which wants me to download some malware codec plugin.

Just don't download anything. Kill all the popups and you will be rewarded.

Got no popups, just the overlay.  I tried looking through the source, but those links went nowhere.

The second link shows ESPN2, which isn't carrying the HRD.  I can get the audio from the first link, but listening to Chris Berman without being able to see the hits is like double torture.

Let me dig a bit for you.

Or just go to MLB.com

 
2013-07-15 08:53:06 PM

The Onion is prophetic: Anyone have a link to watch online?  Other than First Row, which wants me to download some malware codec plugin.


Stream Watch, but be sure to hit mute unless you want to listen to that obnoxious fat ass blowhard Berman. I wish his vocal chords would sustain some major permanent damage already.
 
2013-07-15 08:53:28 PM

kronicfeld: You can take Alvarez out of the Pirates but you can't take the Pirates out of Alvarez.


I was waiting for him to have a great first round, and utterly fail in the second.

/might still happen.
 
2013-07-15 08:53:29 PM
Back x3 chug
 
2013-07-15 08:54:22 PM

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Cespedes killed 17, and Josh did 28.  Making it all the more impressive.  Won't ever forget that night.


easy trivia: who won that night?
 
2013-07-15 08:55:05 PM

thecpt: Lt. Cheese Weasel: Cespedes killed 17, and Josh did 28.  Making it all the more impressive.  Won't ever forget that night.

easy trivia: who won that night?


Nobody cares.
 
2013-07-15 08:56:10 PM
"Very spectacle display"

Great job, Nomaahhhh.
 
2013-07-15 08:56:19 PM

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Cespedes killed 17, and Josh did 28.  Making it all the more impressive.  Won't ever forget that night.


that was an amazing performance
 
2013-07-15 08:56:22 PM

thecpt: easy trivia: who won that night?


Wasn't it Justin Morenau?
 
2013-07-15 08:57:54 PM

peachy92: thecpt: easy trivia: who won that night?

Wasn't it Justin Morenau?


Yes, but nobody ever remembers that...which I find funny because even he knew that when he got the trophy
 
2013-07-15 09:00:33 PM

thecpt: peachy92: thecpt: easy trivia: who won that night?

Wasn't it Justin Morenau?

Yes, but nobody ever remembers that...which I find funny because even he knew that when he got the trophy


Didn't Hamilton hit more out in round 1 than Morneau had in all three (?) rounds combined?
 
2013-07-15 09:01:44 PM

Lt. Cheese Weasel: thecpt: Lt. Cheese Weasel: Cespedes killed 17, and Josh did 28.  Making it all the more impressive.  Won't ever forget that night.

easy trivia: who won that night?

Nobody cares.


Correct.

I wonder how long until MLB tries to make the Home Run Derby count for something. Maybe winning player's team hosts upcoming ASG?
 
2013-07-15 09:02:16 PM
Beltway Baseball time.
 
2013-07-15 09:02:33 PM

Rex_Banner: thecpt: peachy92: thecpt: easy trivia: who won that night?

Wasn't it Justin Morenau?

Yes, but nobody ever remembers that...which I find funny because even he knew that when he got the trophy

Didn't Hamilton hit more out in round 1 than Morneau had in all three (?) rounds combined?


Yes.  But Hamilton couldn't break 5 in either of the next rounds.
 
2013-07-15 09:03:59 PM
Keep it simple.  Drink every time someone says "truck."
 
2013-07-15 09:04:06 PM
Someone is going to win that truck with a bigass dent in it by the time Crash is done.
 
2013-07-15 09:04:20 PM
I know the point of ASG gear is to pay homage to the host team and to shift merchandise units, but those caps look way too much "Mets" than they do "All-star."

Also, I want someone to put a baseball through that truck's windshield.
 
2013-07-15 09:04:58 PM
crush with some yummy oppo tacos..

hoopla?
 
2013-07-15 09:05:05 PM
And Davis gets the truck.
 
2013-07-15 09:05:28 PM
Did he hit the truck?
 
2013-07-15 09:06:21 PM

W.C.fields forever: Did he hit the truck?


No, they would have made a big deal.
 
2013-07-15 09:08:20 PM

foo monkey: W.C.fields forever: Did he hit the truck?

No, they would have made a big deal.


I could have sworn one of those or was really close.
 
2013-07-15 09:09:24 PM
Davis bombs out.  8 is not gonna get you free gatorade.  My dollars on Cespedes.
 
2013-07-15 09:09:48 PM

foo monkey: W.C.fields forever: Did he hit the truck?

No, they would have made a big deal.


I dont mind the interviews cuz Berman shuts TFU..
 
2013-07-15 09:10:00 PM

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Davis bombs out.  8 is not gonna get you free gatorade.  My dollars on Cespedes.


That's a clown prediction, bro.
 
2013-07-15 09:10:19 PM
I hope Harper wins this thing
 
2013-07-15 09:10:30 PM
What is on the truck windshield?
 
2013-07-15 09:10:43 PM

LucklessWonder: Lt. Cheese Weasel: Davis bombs out.  8 is not gonna get you free gatorade.  My dollars on Cespedes.

That's a clown prediction, bro.


We'll see.
 
2013-07-15 09:11:02 PM
And Harper with the spiked mohawk
 
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