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(SB Nation)   The official rules for the 2013 Home Run Derby Drinking Game. BAC BAC BAC BAC BAC, GONE (8pm ET, ESPN)   (sbnation.com ) divider line 260
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2013-07-15 07:38:24 PM  
I was just going to drink every homerun.

Also:
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....?  Did he aim low on the bro hug?
 
2013-07-15 07:39:04 PM  
Let's go Harper
Let's go Davis.
 
2013-07-15 07:43:03 PM  
Is Berman really doing this ? Ugh.
 
2013-07-15 07:45:28 PM  

thecpt: ....? Did he aim low on the bro hug?


That's a clown question, bro.
 
2013-07-15 07:47:26 PM  
No Miggy? fark this shiat!
 
2013-07-15 07:48:24 PM  
Let's go El Toro!

/5 Pirate All Stars? Yes!
 
2013-07-15 07:50:17 PM  

Popcorn Johnny: No Miggy? fark this shiat!


His back has been bothering him and he wants to stay healthy for the second half.
 
2013-07-15 07:52:35 PM  
Like last year.every 420 ft homer...smoke...
 
2013-07-15 07:55:41 PM  
I've only got 12 beers in the fridge, I don't think I have enough supplies to last more than an hour.
 
2013-07-15 07:57:28 PM  
+1 subby.
 
2013-07-15 07:57:36 PM  
The intro for the Home Run Derby at Citi Field included exactly one Met: Matt Harvey.

Great job, ESPN.
 
2013-07-15 08:01:31 PM  
If Davis wins this, Jon Daniels has some 'splainin to do.  Actually he doesn't, there just wasn't a spot in Texas he could hold on to. He went up and down while Texas struggled to keep that tard Hamilton happy.  Baltimore, under Buck was a godsend for that kid. Wish him all the best.
 
2013-07-15 08:02:17 PM  

Tom_Slick: I've only got 12 beers in the fridge, I don't think I have enough supplies to last more than an hour.


1 batter, that's about it.
 
2013-07-15 08:02:36 PM  
Pit Bull? Really?
 
2013-07-15 08:03:47 PM  

FuLinHyu: Let's go El Toro!

/5 Pirate All Stars? Yes!

And the sky became dark as sack and the moon blood red.......
 
2013-07-15 08:03:59 PM  

neuroflare: Pit Bull? Really?


Are you surprised by this amount of fail at all?  They're in flushing
 
2013-07-15 08:04:16 PM  
Wow - woman in the white see through dress. ESPN, you're getting better...
 
2013-07-15 08:05:31 PM  

neuroflare: Pit Bull? Really?


This dick cheese is seemingly at every big sporting event, makes my skin crawl he sucks so bad.

Does anyone know of anyone who actually listens to him?
 
2013-07-15 08:05:37 PM  
Why does pit bull look like a possibly even gayer Rob Halford?
 
2013-07-15 08:06:58 PM  
How is Cuddyer in it and not Car-Go or Paul Goldschmidt?Both have more dingers than he.
 
2013-07-15 08:08:25 PM  
Yes! Boo Cano!
 
2013-07-15 08:08:28 PM  
Loving those all star hats.
 
2013-07-15 08:08:41 PM  
Yes Chris Berman, Mets fans are booing a Yankees player in their stadium, shocking isn't it?
 
2013-07-15 08:09:03 PM  

WalkingCarpet: Does anyone know of anyone who actually listens to him?


I do not.
 
2013-07-15 08:09:46 PM  

neuroflare: How is Cuddyer in it and not Car-Go or Paul Goldschmidt?Both have more dingers than he.


CarGo has a sprained finger suffered late last week and is trying to heal up. I'm not sure about Goldschmidt.
 
2013-07-15 08:09:57 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: Why does pit bull look like a possibly even gayer Rob Halford?


Hahahaha...Pit Bull is Rob Halford.  That is his special talent.  He does hard core metal and douchebag techno shiat. A man for all ages.
 
2013-07-15 08:10:34 PM  

neuroflare: WalkingCarpet: Does anyone know of anyone who actually listens to him?

I do not.


Does he even have an album or does he just show up at sporting events and in Bud Light commercials?
 
2013-07-15 08:10:54 PM  

FuLinHyu: Wow - woman in the white see through dress. ESPN, you're getting better...


I was on the phone chatting with my Pop..
But I did see that..yes I did.
 
2013-07-15 08:11:35 PM  
I'm not even watching this noise. Berman makes we want to kick puppies and burn down crosswalk signs.
 
2013-07-15 08:12:39 PM  

WalkingCarpet: neuroflare: WalkingCarpet: Does anyone know of anyone who actually listens to him?

I do not.

Does he even have an album or does he just show up at sporting events and in Bud Light commercials?


His crap on Youtube is pretty lame.  Even DeadMau has some credibility compared to that bald idiot.
 
2013-07-15 08:15:28 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: I'm not even watching this noise. Berman makes we want to kick puppies and burn down crosswalk signs.


You should have spent the extra 20 bucks for the TV with the mute option and volume control.
 
2013-07-15 08:16:04 PM  
anyone catch that guy in the stands clapping in that womans face when they introduced wright?
 
2013-07-15 08:16:05 PM  
Prince having no trouble with Citi's dimensions so far.
 
2013-07-15 08:16:07 PM  
Jesus, I'm a Mets fan and I haven't seen many balls hit in CitiField as far as Fielder just hit that one.
 
2013-07-15 08:16:33 PM  

WalkingCarpet: neuroflare: WalkingCarpet: Does anyone know of anyone who actually listens to him?

I do not.

Does he even have an album or does he just show up at sporting events and in Bud Light commercials?


and walmarts in alaska
 
2013-07-15 08:19:57 PM  
Tween wiffed a can of corn. DRINK!
 
2013-07-15 08:20:27 PM  
wow, up to 23k
 
2013-07-15 08:22:39 PM  

WalkingCarpet: Jesus, I'm a Mets fan and I haven't seen many balls hit in CitiField as far as Fielder just hit that one.


Same here. Damn.
 
2013-07-15 08:23:53 PM  
Cuddyer will hit about 3, I think.
 
2013-07-15 08:24:01 PM  
That answers the "Why Cuddyer?" question
 
2013-07-15 08:24:49 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: Cuddyer will hit about 3, I think.


Far more impressive than the year Chris Young hit 1
 
2013-07-15 08:25:16 PM  
theres the cuddyer we expected
 
2013-07-15 08:26:17 PM  

germ78: neuroflare: How is Cuddyer in it and not Car-Go or Paul Goldschmidt?Both have more dingers than he.

CarGo has a sprained finger suffered late last week and is trying to heal up. I'm not sure about Goldschmidt.


i am sure most of the guys just turn it down.
 
2013-07-15 08:28:35 PM  
shiat, he might make the next round
 
2013-07-15 08:28:38 PM  
Well, I was wrong.
 
2013-07-15 08:32:38 PM  
Anyone have a link to watch online?  Other than First Row, which wants me to download some malware codec plugin.
 
2013-07-15 08:34:20 PM  

The Onion is prophetic: Anyone have a link to watch online?  Other than First Row, which wants me to download some malware codec plugin.


Just don't download anything. Kill all the popups and you will be rewarded.
 
2013-07-15 08:36:54 PM  
Dayum
 
2013-07-15 08:40:32 PM  
That's what I like about Citi. Long home runs.
 
2013-07-15 08:40:35 PM  
HE SAID MAMARONECK. DRINK
 
2013-07-15 08:41:16 PM  
Cespedes aint no fool.
 
2013-07-15 08:42:02 PM  
I wish they'd make Berman's head the golden ball.  Then we could watch his comb-over flip it's way over the right field wall.
 
2013-07-15 08:42:43 PM  
Cespedes is killing it.
 
2013-07-15 08:42:47 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Cespedes aint no fool.


He's killing it.
 
2013-07-15 08:43:20 PM  
Dude's going off.
 
2013-07-15 08:43:57 PM  
Almost an upper decker. his room mate would have been PISSED.
 
2013-07-15 08:44:15 PM  
He should save some for the 2nd round.
 
2013-07-15 08:44:58 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: He should save some for the 2nd round.


Isn't it 1st and second added together to determine if you make it to 3?
 
2013-07-15 08:45:22 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: The Onion is prophetic: Anyone have a link to watch online?  Other than First Row, which wants me to download some malware codec plugin.

Just don't download anything. Kill all the popups and you will be rewarded.


Got no popups, just the overlay.  I tried looking through the source, but those links went nowhere.

The second link shows ESPN2, which isn't carrying the HRD.  I can get the audio from the first link, but listening to Chris Berman without being able to see the hits is like double torture.
 
2013-07-15 08:45:40 PM  
Lol, that guy got slapped.
 
2013-07-15 08:46:00 PM  
I guess I could watch it in spanish.um...listen..

/dont speak it
 
2013-07-15 08:47:40 PM  

neuroflare: cameroncrazy1984: He should save some for the 2nd round.

Isn't it 1st and second added together to determine if you make it to 3?


If that's the case, I think he's already in it.
 
2013-07-15 08:48:07 PM  

The Onion is prophetic: Lt. Cheese Weasel: The Onion is prophetic: Anyone have a link to watch online?  Other than First Row, which wants me to download some malware codec plugin.

Just don't download anything. Kill all the popups and you will be rewarded.

Got no popups, just the overlay.  I tried looking through the source, but those links went nowhere.

The second link shows ESPN2, which isn't carrying the HRD.  I can get the audio from the first link, but listening to Chris Berman without being able to see the hits is like double torture.


google vipbox
 
2013-07-15 08:48:46 PM  

The Onion is prophetic: Lt. Cheese Weasel: The Onion is prophetic: Anyone have a link to watch online?  Other than First Row, which wants me to download some malware codec plugin.

Just don't download anything. Kill all the popups and you will be rewarded.

Got no popups, just the overlay.  I tried looking through the source, but those links went nowhere.

The second link shows ESPN2, which isn't carrying the HRD.  I can get the audio from the first link, but listening to Chris Berman without being able to see the hits is like double torture.


Let me dig a bit for you.
 
2013-07-15 08:50:42 PM  
Why can't I find this on Firstrow?  I don't see it under baseball.
 
2013-07-15 08:50:57 PM  
LET'S GO AMERICAN LEAGUE!!!!
 
2013-07-15 08:51:37 PM  

violentsalvation: The Onion is prophetic: Lt. Cheese Weasel: The Onion is prophetic: Anyone have a link to watch online?  Other than First Row, which wants me to download some malware codec plugin.

Just don't download anything. Kill all the popups and you will be rewarded.

Got no popups, just the overlay.  I tried looking through the source, but those links went nowhere.

The second link shows ESPN2, which isn't carrying the HRD.  I can get the audio from the first link, but listening to Chris Berman without being able to see the hits is like double torture.

google vipbox


This
 
2013-07-15 08:52:06 PM  
You can take Alvarez out of the Pirates but you can't take the Pirates out of Alvarez.
 
2013-07-15 08:52:27 PM  

LucklessWonder: Why can't I find this on Firstrow?  I don't see it under baseball.


Use this instead, much better site.

http://www.vipboxonline.eu/
 
2013-07-15 08:52:34 PM  

violentsalvation: google vipbox


Who's awesome?  You're awesome.
 
2013-07-15 08:52:41 PM  
Cespedes killed 17, and Josh did 28.  Making it all the more impressive.  Won't ever forget that night.
 
2013-07-15 08:52:43 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: The Onion is prophetic: Lt. Cheese Weasel: The Onion is prophetic: Anyone have a link to watch online?  Other than First Row, which wants me to download some malware codec plugin.

Just don't download anything. Kill all the popups and you will be rewarded.

Got no popups, just the overlay.  I tried looking through the source, but those links went nowhere.

The second link shows ESPN2, which isn't carrying the HRD.  I can get the audio from the first link, but listening to Chris Berman without being able to see the hits is like double torture.

Let me dig a bit for you.

Or just go to MLB.com

 
2013-07-15 08:53:06 PM  

The Onion is prophetic: Anyone have a link to watch online?  Other than First Row, which wants me to download some malware codec plugin.


Stream Watch, but be sure to hit mute unless you want to listen to that obnoxious fat ass blowhard Berman. I wish his vocal chords would sustain some major permanent damage already.
 
2013-07-15 08:53:28 PM  

kronicfeld: You can take Alvarez out of the Pirates but you can't take the Pirates out of Alvarez.


I was waiting for him to have a great first round, and utterly fail in the second.

/might still happen.
 
2013-07-15 08:53:29 PM  
Back x3 chug
 
2013-07-15 08:54:22 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Cespedes killed 17, and Josh did 28.  Making it all the more impressive.  Won't ever forget that night.


easy trivia: who won that night?
 
2013-07-15 08:55:05 PM  

thecpt: Lt. Cheese Weasel: Cespedes killed 17, and Josh did 28.  Making it all the more impressive.  Won't ever forget that night.

easy trivia: who won that night?


Nobody cares.
 
2013-07-15 08:56:10 PM  
"Very spectacle display"

Great job, Nomaahhhh.
 
2013-07-15 08:56:19 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Cespedes killed 17, and Josh did 28.  Making it all the more impressive.  Won't ever forget that night.


that was an amazing performance
 
2013-07-15 08:56:22 PM  

thecpt: easy trivia: who won that night?


Wasn't it Justin Morenau?
 
2013-07-15 08:57:54 PM  

peachy92: thecpt: easy trivia: who won that night?

Wasn't it Justin Morenau?


Yes, but nobody ever remembers that...which I find funny because even he knew that when he got the trophy
 
2013-07-15 09:00:33 PM  

thecpt: peachy92: thecpt: easy trivia: who won that night?

Wasn't it Justin Morenau?

Yes, but nobody ever remembers that...which I find funny because even he knew that when he got the trophy


Didn't Hamilton hit more out in round 1 than Morneau had in all three (?) rounds combined?
 
2013-07-15 09:01:44 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: thecpt: Lt. Cheese Weasel: Cespedes killed 17, and Josh did 28.  Making it all the more impressive.  Won't ever forget that night.

easy trivia: who won that night?

Nobody cares.


Correct.

I wonder how long until MLB tries to make the Home Run Derby count for something. Maybe winning player's team hosts upcoming ASG?
 
2013-07-15 09:02:16 PM  
Beltway Baseball time.
 
2013-07-15 09:02:33 PM  

Rex_Banner: thecpt: peachy92: thecpt: easy trivia: who won that night?

Wasn't it Justin Morenau?

Yes, but nobody ever remembers that...which I find funny because even he knew that when he got the trophy

Didn't Hamilton hit more out in round 1 than Morneau had in all three (?) rounds combined?


Yes.  But Hamilton couldn't break 5 in either of the next rounds.
 
2013-07-15 09:03:59 PM  
Keep it simple.  Drink every time someone says "truck."
 
2013-07-15 09:04:06 PM  
Someone is going to win that truck with a bigass dent in it by the time Crash is done.
 
2013-07-15 09:04:20 PM  
I know the point of ASG gear is to pay homage to the host team and to shift merchandise units, but those caps look way too much "Mets" than they do "All-star."

Also, I want someone to put a baseball through that truck's windshield.
 
2013-07-15 09:04:58 PM  
crush with some yummy oppo tacos..

hoopla?
 
2013-07-15 09:05:05 PM  
And Davis gets the truck.
 
2013-07-15 09:05:28 PM  
Did he hit the truck?
 
2013-07-15 09:06:21 PM  

W.C.fields forever: Did he hit the truck?


No, they would have made a big deal.
 
2013-07-15 09:08:20 PM  

foo monkey: W.C.fields forever: Did he hit the truck?

No, they would have made a big deal.


I could have sworn one of those or was really close.
 
2013-07-15 09:09:24 PM  
Davis bombs out.  8 is not gonna get you free gatorade.  My dollars on Cespedes.
 
2013-07-15 09:09:48 PM  

foo monkey: W.C.fields forever: Did he hit the truck?

No, they would have made a big deal.


I dont mind the interviews cuz Berman shuts TFU..
 
2013-07-15 09:10:00 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Davis bombs out.  8 is not gonna get you free gatorade.  My dollars on Cespedes.


That's a clown prediction, bro.
 
2013-07-15 09:10:19 PM  
I hope Harper wins this thing
 
2013-07-15 09:10:30 PM  
What is on the truck windshield?
 
2013-07-15 09:10:43 PM  

LucklessWonder: Lt. Cheese Weasel: Davis bombs out.  8 is not gonna get you free gatorade.  My dollars on Cespedes.

That's a clown prediction, bro.


We'll see.
 
2013-07-15 09:11:02 PM  
And Harper with the spiked mohawk
 
2013-07-15 09:11:07 PM  
455
 
2013-07-15 09:11:19 PM  
fark! Twitter overlays here too?  That's why I wasn't watching RAW. Also fark you, Curt Schilling, you blowhard.
 
2013-07-15 09:11:25 PM  
Where does Bryce Harper get his hair cut, at a pet shop?

/shamelessly stolen from Super Dave Osborne
 
2013-07-15 09:12:08 PM  
347
 
2013-07-15 09:12:44 PM  

LucklessWonder: fark! Twitter overlays here too?  That's why I wasn't watching RAW. Also fark you, Curt Schilling, you blowhard.


This is more of a sport than Raw is anyway.
 
2013-07-15 09:13:45 PM  
Harper's dad apparently believes he is crowding the plate.
 
2013-07-15 09:13:57 PM  
440
 
2013-07-15 09:14:05 PM  
Bryce Harper's dad: Not a pitcher.
 
2013-07-15 09:14:46 PM  

kronicfeld: Harper's dad apparently believes he is crowding the plate.


Now I want him to bean Bryce, and I'm a Nats fan.
 
2013-07-15 09:14:53 PM  
Harper'shiatting seeds out there -- sheesh
 
2013-07-15 09:15:19 PM  

kronicfeld: Harper's dad apparently believes he is crowding the plate.


This guy threw at his own kid in a Father-Son game
 
2013-07-15 09:15:39 PM  

TheLads69: Harper'shiatting seeds out there -- sheesh


o_0
 
2013-07-15 09:16:06 PM  

TheLads69: Harper'shiatting seeds out there -- sheesh


filterpwn?
 
2013-07-15 09:16:21 PM  
Harpers father pitches like shiat
 
2013-07-15 09:16:55 PM  
and apparently bryce doesn't have the most ridiculous hair style in his own family
 
2013-07-15 09:17:00 PM  
LOL - nice filter on my last post.
 
2013-07-15 09:17:05 PM  
That's one hell of moustache, Harper's brother.
 
2013-07-15 09:17:13 PM  
The Harper family apparently enjoy Hipster hair.
 
2013-07-15 09:17:17 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Harpers father pitches like shiat


He's good at preventing home runs
 
2013-07-15 09:17:29 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Harpers father pitches like shiat


Nah, shiat doesn't throw cut fastballs. shiat pitches actual fastballs.
 
2013-07-15 09:17:35 PM  
Is Berman doing this Bac.Bac.Bac drinking game..
I think thats his actual toast,huh??

Bac.Bac.bac.

/Stfu.STFU>STFU>STFU
 
2013-07-15 09:20:35 PM  
My money on the Cuban kid. He was rolling.  Cano...meh  great player but not enough.  Wright, hahahahahaaa....
 
2013-07-15 09:21:14 PM  
Harper should've had Dan Haren pitch a simulated game to him; he'd have knocked at least two dozen.
 
2013-07-15 09:22:18 PM  

Rex_Banner: kronicfeld: Harper's dad apparently believes he is crowding the plate.

This guy threw at his own kid in a Father-Son game


Harry Doyle here....one goddamn hit, one hit?

/can't say that
//no one is listening
 
2013-07-15 09:22:50 PM  
That AP commercial was kinda hilarious
 
2013-07-15 09:23:30 PM  
Put it over the damned plate!!!
 
2013-07-15 09:23:43 PM  

neuroflare: That AP commercial was kinda hilarious


I ADDED MORE SIDEBURNS
 
2013-07-15 09:25:06 PM  

kronicfeld: Harper should've had Dan Haren pitch a simulated game to him; he'd have knocked at least two dozen.


I lol'd, and now I have a sad.
 
2013-07-15 09:25:10 PM  

foo monkey: Put it over the damned plate!!!


That was the thing about Josh's run.  Every pitch was in the same spot.  Not easy to do.
 
2013-07-15 09:25:56 PM  
I hate the Yankees but love Cano, Jeter and Andy.
 
2013-07-15 09:27:11 PM  
Boo Cano! Yay 2 outs 0 homers!
 
2013-07-15 09:27:28 PM  

nmrsnr: That's one hell of moustache, Harper's brother.


ugh. those mustaches are lame.
 
2013-07-15 09:27:37 PM  
Hey he hit one this year.
 
2013-07-15 09:27:49 PM  
It would be hilarious if someone threw one back.
 
2013-07-15 09:28:03 PM  
Gee, anyone know how old Bryce Harper is? I don't think the announcer has said it yet.
 
2013-07-15 09:28:23 PM  
Love the Mets fans trying to talk some people into throwing the ball back onto the field.
 
2013-07-15 09:28:25 PM  

FuLinHyu: Wow - woman in the white see through dress. ESPN, you're getting better...


Where are the pics?

Here's what I don't understand, I can watch the HRD on my phone (MLB.TV app), on ESPN (standard def). But if I want to watch it using the MLB app on my XBOX so I can see it on a decent sized screen in HD, it's not on there. WTF?!?!
 
2013-07-15 09:28:59 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: I hate the Yankees but love Cano, Jeter and Andy.


I forgot Mariano.
 
2013-07-15 09:29:13 PM  
Is this guy even in the major league?
 
2013-07-15 09:29:44 PM  
I just need him to get 8 or fewer and I'll get one point added to my Streak for the Cash entry.
 
2013-07-15 09:30:28 PM  

craggytabs: Is this guy even in the major league?


Heh, 2nd best 2 bagger behind Ian Kinsler.

/come at me bro
 
2013-07-15 09:31:19 PM  

tudorgurl: Gee, anyone know how old Bryce Harper is? I don't think the announcer has said it yet.


IM 20! 20 YEARS OLD FOLKS. 20. VENTI.
 
2013-07-15 09:31:50 PM  
I feel good about my pick here.
 
2013-07-15 09:32:29 PM  
Those are the loudest cheers that Cano will get this weekend... on that final out.
 
2013-07-15 09:32:53 PM  
he broke his bat.
 
2013-07-15 09:32:57 PM  
Cano not putting up a goose-egg is a positive.

Low standards.
 
2013-07-15 09:33:04 PM  
So Prince advances?
 
2013-07-15 09:33:16 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: craggytabs: Is this guy even in the major league?

Heh, 2nd best 2 bagger behind Ian Kinsler.

/come at me bro


I less than 3 Ian Kinsler!
 
2013-07-15 09:33:23 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: I feel good about my pick here.


Which?
 
2013-07-15 09:33:50 PM  

kronicfeld: Harper should've had Dan Haren pitch a simulated game to him; he'd have knocked at least two four dozen.


FTFY.

What was wrong with Jackson?
 
2013-07-15 09:33:52 PM  

thecpt: tudorgurl: Gee, anyone know how old Bryce Harper is? I don't think the announcer has said it yet.

IM 20! 20 YEARS OLD FOLKS. 20. VENTI.


So, I'm guessing he's 20, then?
 
2013-07-15 09:34:05 PM  

thecpt: IM 20! 20 YEARS OLD FOLKS. 20. VENTI.


Says who, Fellini?
 
2013-07-15 09:34:14 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: cameroncrazy1984: I feel good about my pick here.

Which?


Harper vs. Cano. I picked Harper.
 
2013-07-15 09:34:50 PM  
I want Wright to put up a bagel here.
 
2013-07-15 09:35:36 PM  

LucklessWonder: I want Wright to put up a bagel here.


off the schneid.
 
2013-07-15 09:35:56 PM  
Come on David. 5 more.
 
2013-07-15 09:36:19 PM  
Wright won't make it to round 2, but he can't let Cano have more HR's.
 
2013-07-15 09:37:53 PM  
Wright thinks he's in the ground rule double derby...
 
2013-07-15 09:38:04 PM  
Matt Harvey!
 
2013-07-15 09:38:29 PM  
Cano bottoms out again. Good work David.
 
2013-07-15 09:38:39 PM  

LucklessWonder: Wright thinks he's in the ground rule double derby...


Well, he's beaten Cano, anyway.

/in the actual derby
 
2013-07-15 09:39:25 PM  
In NY, every fifth day has come to be known as Harvey Day.
 
2013-07-15 09:42:30 PM  
They could sing Liza Minnelli version of New York,New York.
 
2013-07-15 09:43:49 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: Lt. Cheese Weasel: cameroncrazy1984: I feel good about my pick here.

Which?

Harper vs. Cano. I picked Harper.


Cubano boy gonna ruin your day. C E S P E D E S.
 
2013-07-15 09:46:24 PM  
ChristianMingle.com commercial? Is this a regular occurrence on American TV?
 
2013-07-15 09:46:45 PM  
cano shouldn't have been in the derby 2 years ago, but ended up winning. he surely shouldn't have been in it this year.
 
2013-07-15 09:49:12 PM  
so close!
 
2013-07-15 09:49:58 PM  
They should mount a tiny camera in the bat.
 
2013-07-15 09:51:20 PM  

Popcorn Johnny: They should mount a tiny camera in the bat.

ball.  Fixed that.
 
2013-07-15 09:51:36 PM  

4NSpy: ChristianMingle.com commercial? Is this a regular occurrence on American TV?


I think I see more comercials for farmersonly.com
 
2013-07-15 09:52:10 PM  
homers in game action do not equate to homers in the derby.
 
2013-07-15 09:53:56 PM  
Cuddyer holding steady
 
2013-07-15 09:54:17 PM  
So does somebody win the truck since it was hit?
 
2013-07-15 09:56:51 PM  

4NSpy: ChristianMingle.com commercial? Is this a regular occurrence on American TV?


Yes. It's all over Food Network, which suggests that lonely Christians are porkers.
 
2013-07-15 09:59:27 PM  
Holy fark at the size of Piazza's forehead. He went a bit nuts on the roids
 
2013-07-15 10:01:28 PM  

Popcorn Johnny: So does somebody win the truck since it was hit?


I think the rules are hit it on the fly.
 
2013-07-15 10:01:35 PM  
Oh, there is a thread.

Let me be the first to say Chris Berman sucks ass.

Also, there are a TON of empty seats.
 
2013-07-15 10:03:18 PM  

Popcorn Johnny: So does somebody win the truck since it was hit?


They should immediately mow down Berman with it.
 
2013-07-15 10:03:46 PM  

picodenico: Oh, there is a thread.

Let me be the first to say Chris Berman sucks ass.

Also, there are a TON of empty seats.


Hmmm tough choice..baseball demonstration or pay the bills?  Thanks Obama.
 
2013-07-15 10:04:28 PM  

picodenico: Oh, there is a thread.

Let me be the first to say Chris Berman sucks ass.

Also, there are a TON of empty seats.


Tickets were around $500 for anything below the third deck.  I so wanted to go, but damn.  That's just ridiculous.
 
2013-07-15 10:04:56 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Popcorn Johnny: They should mount a tiny camera in the bat.ball.  Fixed that.


So everyone goes on the teacup ride after every dinger?
 
2013-07-15 10:06:31 PM  

violentsalvation: 4NSpy: ChristianMingle.com commercial? Is this a regular occurrence on American TV?

I think I see more comercials for farmersonly.com


Have you ever thought of opening your email, asshole?
 
2013-07-15 10:07:26 PM  
Berman silently holding the Robin Roberts sign.  Best thing he's done in years.
 
2013-07-15 10:07:45 PM  

neuroflare: Lt. Cheese Weasel: Popcorn Johnny: They should mount a tiny camera in the bat.ball.  Fixed that.

So everyone goes on the teacup ride after every dinger?


3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-07-15 10:08:56 PM  
F*CK.

I tuned in late... and I get boring bairly audible ramblings from Nomahh and Boreman, and they AREN'T even CALLING the goddamn home runs.  This is farking pathetic.  I love baseball but announcers like the same shiats they have every goddamn nationally televised game are RUINING it.  No wonder people don't like it.  you guys are pathetic.
 
2013-07-15 10:09:03 PM  

thecpt: Tickets were around $500 for anything below the third deck. I so wanted to go, but damn. That's just ridiculous.


Yikes. Yeah, that's absurd.
 
2013-07-15 10:09:19 PM  
Lets see if Harper can hit his age in HR's, whatever that might be.
 
2013-07-15 10:09:52 PM  
More like Zzzzz, Zzzzz, Zzzzz, Zzzzzz, Gone.

This is better than taking Benadryl to go to sleep.
 
2013-07-15 10:11:14 PM  

4NSpy: Lets see if Harper can hit his age in HR's, whatever that might be.


Judging by the announcers he's a Chevrolet 20.
 
2013-07-15 10:11:45 PM  

The All-Powerful Atheismo: F*CK.

I tuned in late... and I get boring bairly audible ramblings from Nomahh and Boreman, and they AREN'T even CALLING the goddamn home runs.  This is farking pathetic.  I love baseball but announcers like the same shiats they have every goddamn nationally televised game are RUINING it.  No wonder people don't like it.  you guys are pathetic.


You don't actually expect heroes like Vin Scully to call this nonsense, do you? Berman is in his element.  Tons of cheese, little bit of meat, lots of flaky crust. Signifying nothing.
 
2013-07-15 10:11:50 PM  
Harper is such a farking douche.
 
2013-07-15 10:12:10 PM  

The All-Powerful Atheismo: and they AREN'T even CALLING the goddamn home runs. This is farking pathetic.


If Berman was screaming 'quack quack quack quack quack!!!!! every 10 seconds, nobody on planet Earth would tune in. That he does it maybe every 4-5 home runs is more than enough.
 
2013-07-15 10:13:52 PM  

Popcorn Johnny: Harper is such a farking douche.


I hear this a lot. Why do people think that?  Is is just the unfortunate hair and the stupid eyeblack?
 
2013-07-15 10:14:44 PM  

LucklessWonder: 4NSpy: ChristianMingle.com commercial? Is this a regular occurrence on American TV?

Yes. It's all over Food Network, which suggests that lonely Christians are porkers.


blacks only and farmers only? you guys havent seen these commercials?
 
2013-07-15 10:15:15 PM  
I'm going to bed.  Cespedes.
 
2013-07-15 10:17:40 PM  
And Harper is in the finals.
 
2013-07-15 10:17:45 PM  

What_Would_Jimi_Do: LucklessWonder: 4NSpy: ChristianMingle.com commercial? Is this a regular occurrence on American TV?

Yes. It's all over Food Network, which suggests that lonely Christians are porkers.

blacks only and farmers only? you guys havent seen these commercials?


I have seen the farmers only one a couple of times, but I see the ChristianMingle ones at least daily.
 
2013-07-15 10:19:29 PM  

LucklessWonder: I hear this a lot. Why do people think that?  Is is just the unfortunate hair and the stupid eyeblack?


He's at the plate in the HR Derby getting all pissed off when not making good contact.
 
2013-07-15 10:22:11 PM  

Popcorn Johnny: LucklessWonder: I hear this a lot. Why do people think that?  Is is just the unfortunate hair and the stupid eyeblack?

He's at the plate in the HR Derby getting all pissed off when not making good contact.


I didn't get pissed from his body language. And his dad can't pitch.
 
2013-07-15 10:23:19 PM  
BOOM
 
2013-07-15 10:23:24 PM  
DING!!!
 
2013-07-15 10:23:28 PM  

violentsalvation: Is Berman really doing this ? Ugh.


Lt. Cheese Weasel: I'm not even watching this noise. Berman makes we want to kick puppies and burn down crosswalk signs.


bookelly: I wish they'd make Berman's head the golden ball.  Then we could watch his comb-over flip it's way over the right field wall.


greggm59: Stream Watch, but be sure to hit mute unless you want to listen to that obnoxious fat ass blowhard Berman. I wish his vocal chords would sustain some major permanent damage already.


W.C.fields forever: I dont mind the interviews cuz Berman shuts TFU..


Uncle Pooky: They should immediately mow down Berman with it.


WHAT HAVE I EVER DONE TO ALL OF YOU?!?!?!

/too personal
//but I only get so many chances
 
2013-07-15 10:23:56 PM  
hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttttttt  the wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnddooooooowwwwwwwww

hit the wall
 
2013-07-15 10:24:19 PM  
He got the window!
 
2013-07-15 10:24:29 PM  
Drink!
 
2013-07-15 10:24:46 PM  

LucklessWonder: I didn't get pissed from his body language.


He was cussing on a couple of pitches.
 
2013-07-15 10:25:50 PM  

Popcorn Johnny: LucklessWonder: I didn't get pissed from his body language.

He was cussing on a couple of pitches.


Oh. I had it muted due to Berman.
 
2013-07-15 10:26:48 PM  
i can't look away
 
2013-07-15 10:30:30 PM  
 
2013-07-15 10:32:36 PM  
Pop Harper's pitches were pissing me off.  Then I got into it.  He's actually throwing shiat his son can't/won't hit.  Awesome.
 
2013-07-15 10:33:27 PM  
You are the worst architect in the world!
 
2013-07-15 10:33:40 PM  
Now I want some hot dogs.
 
2013-07-15 10:34:21 PM  

Derwood: http://deadspin.com/people-were-angry-about-espns-bilingual-interview s -of-794474276


I thought that was the best part of tonight so far.
 
2013-07-15 10:35:03 PM  
They should use a pitching machine for everyone. Set it to 80 MPH and aim it right down the center of the plate.
 
2013-07-15 10:35:41 PM  

Derwood: http://deadspin.com/people-were-angry-about-espns-bilingual-interview s -of-794474276


Ahhh, moronic irony. The ones complaining about the downfall of America are usually the foundation of it.
 
2013-07-15 10:35:47 PM  

Derwood: http://deadspin.com/people-were-angry-about-espns-bilingual-interview s -of-794474276


I farking hate this country sometimes. Cespedes just got off the boat a few months ago (literally) and Chapman's been here for two years or so? I'd rather interview someone right after they're done hitting in their native language.

/sometimes might a conservative estimate
 
2013-07-15 10:36:32 PM  
Berman doesn't even know anything about baseball.

The substance of his comments can be boiled down to "this guy is young!" or "people are talking about this guy!"
 
2013-07-15 10:36:43 PM  

Derwood: http://deadspin.com/people-were-angry-about-espns-bilingual-interview s -of-794474276


Yes, I'm sure baseball would be tons of fun to watch if we got rid of all the spanish-speaking players.  All the american players who go over to Japan to play learn and speak fluent Japanese, right?
 
2013-07-15 10:36:46 PM  

Uncle Pooky: Derwood: http://deadspin.com/people-were-angry-about-espns-bilingual-interview s -of-794474276

Ahhh, moronic irony. The ones complaining about the downfall of America are usually the foundation of it.


By "it," I meant the downfall.
 
2013-07-15 10:37:24 PM  
he's 20 years old and FFS some how his dad has been able to keep him off the plate and stuff
 
2013-07-15 10:38:11 PM  

neuroflare: Derwood: http://deadspin.com/people-were-angry-about-espns-bilingual-interview s -of-794474276

I farking hate this country sometimes. Cespedes just got off the boat a few months ago (literally) and Chapman's been here for two years or so? I'd rather interview someone right after they're done hitting in their native language.

/sometimes might a conservative estimate


Sorry, I was thinking of Puig. Cespedes has been here a year and a half if I'm right on my second chance
 
2013-07-15 10:38:29 PM  
.....really pops?
 
2013-07-15 10:38:41 PM  

craggytabs: he's 20 years old and FFS some how his dad has been able to keep him off the plate and stuff


what?
 
2013-07-15 10:39:45 PM  
harper beans harper
 
2013-07-15 10:39:52 PM  
541?
 
2013-07-15 10:40:13 PM  

craggytabs: he's 20 years old and FFS some how his dad has been able to keep him off the plate and stuff


I totally have no idea what you mean and stuff
 
2013-07-15 10:40:32 PM  
BAM!
 
2013-07-15 10:40:42 PM  

CipollinaFan: 541?


yeah, that one wasn't even 441.  technical glitch there.
 
2013-07-15 10:42:04 PM  
Here we go Cespedes. Get it done.
 
2013-07-15 10:42:12 PM  
OH MY GOD! SHUT UP ABOUT THE FACT THAT HE'S TWENTY! WHO THE FLOCK CARES!?!?!?!?
 
2013-07-15 10:42:40 PM  
The gold balls look tacky as hell.
 
2013-07-15 10:43:16 PM  
8/8/8 <----- Nice
 
2013-07-15 10:45:11 PM  

SlothB77: CipollinaFan: 541?

yeah, that one wasn't even 441.  technical glitch there.


The hell it was..It was a clean single to right.
 
2013-07-15 10:46:17 PM  
ok truck commercial, that's enough. Seriously, shut the f*ck up.
 
2013-07-15 10:47:12 PM  
This is a ridiculously long commercial.
 
2013-07-15 10:47:12 PM  
Chevy paid a lot of money for that comercial
 
2013-07-15 10:47:13 PM  
he's strong... cause our trucks aren't for women, or people who don't like 5 minute commercials
 
2013-07-15 10:47:35 PM  

picodenico: ok truck commercial, that's enough. Seriously, shut the f*ck up.


HEEEEEE'S STRAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWNG! HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe'S MUUUUUURRRRICAAAAAAAAA!
 
2013-07-15 10:47:37 PM  
He should have thrown the bat at his dad.
 
2013-07-15 10:48:51 PM  

thecpt: he's strong... cause our trucks aren't for women, or people who don't like 5 minute commercials


AND he's twenty years old!
 
2013-07-15 10:48:59 PM  
*sigh* Cespedes, Y U No hit like this in regular season?

/very disappointed fantasy owner
 
2013-07-15 10:50:32 PM  
Didn't look good coming off teh bat, just carried.
 
2013-07-15 10:50:39 PM  
Did you guys know Bryce Harper is only 20 years old?
 
2013-07-15 10:50:40 PM  
This dude sounds like a retarded chicken.
 
2013-07-15 10:51:01 PM  
Drink! He said a ball was going to the Bronx!
 
2013-07-15 10:51:06 PM  

germ78: *sigh* Cespedes, Y U No hit like this in regular season?

/very disappointed fantasy owner


Pitchers.
 
2013-07-15 10:52:00 PM  
Dug that one out of the dirt for 408 off the wall.
 
2013-07-15 10:53:09 PM  
Throw him a cut fast slow ball.
 
2013-07-15 10:53:55 PM  

foo monkey: Did you guys know Bryce Harper is only 20 years old?


i897.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-15 10:53:59 PM  
WHO WANTS TO SEE SOME DINGERS?!?!
 
2013-07-15 10:55:09 PM  
Good. He won no matter how you scored it.
 
2013-07-15 10:55:27 PM  
A Cespedes feat of strength to win it.

What a bomb.
 
2013-07-15 10:56:01 PM  
good for him

455
 
2013-07-15 10:56:22 PM  

tudorgurl: foo monkey: Did you guys know Bryce Harper is only 20 years old?

[i897.photobucket.com image 480x400]


No really.  He's only 20.
 
2013-07-15 10:57:11 PM  
this kid has a future
 
2013-07-15 10:57:52 PM  
CNN already has cameras in Oakland looking for riots.
 
2013-07-15 11:00:00 PM  

tudorgurl: foo monkey: Did you guys know Bryce Harper is only 20 years old?

[i897.photobucket.com image 480x400]


srsly
 
2013-07-15 11:13:12 PM  

tudorgurl: OH MY GOD! SHUT UP ABOUT THE FACT THAT HE'S TWENTY! WHO THE FLOCK CARES!?!?!?!?


i1.ytimg.com

get the flock outta here
 
2013-07-15 11:28:01 PM  
Mmm... Jenni Finch pitching to Miss America...
 
2013-07-16 06:28:34 AM  

Cheesehead_Dave: Mmm... Jenni Finch pitching to Miss America...


I Pitched A Tent..
 
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