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(WTSP)   Protip: It's never a good idea to leave your 3-year old daughter in the car while you dip into the Diamond Dolls strip club, even if you are a former Gators linebacker   (wtsp.com) divider line 26
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2013-07-15 08:53:33 PM  
You'd recommend taking the child in with you, subby?  There's something wrong with you.
 
2013-07-15 09:51:16 PM  
"Protip": Submitter is a moron.
 
2013-07-15 09:57:24 PM  
It was nearly 10:00pm, so no sun, so no heat.  If he cracked opened the windows, the tyke cudda slept there all night and survived.  I don't see the problem here?
 
2013-07-15 09:58:13 PM  

rkiller1: It was nearly 10:00pm, so no sun, so no heat.  If he cracked opened the windows, the tyke cudda slept there all night and survived.  I don't see the problem here?


kidnapping.
 
2013-07-15 10:01:01 PM  
Gotta love the writing here: Ex-Gator LB arrested for child abuse...but here's one of his greatest hits on the field!
 
2013-07-15 10:01:13 PM  

phillydrifter: rkiller1: It was nearly 10:00pm, so no sun, so no heat.  If he cracked opened the windows, the tyke cudda slept there all night and survived.  I don't see the problem here?

kidnapping.


For the second time tonight, I must shake my tiny fist. Bravo!
 
2013-07-15 10:02:36 PM  
Strippers make for good babysitters. Check the change room.

/Used to DJ.
 
2013-07-15 10:02:36 PM  
Seriously?  Never?  What's it like living in a box, subby?
 
2013-07-15 10:03:00 PM  

phillydrifter: rkiller1: It was nearly 10:00pm, so no sun, so no heat.  If he cracked opened the windows, the tyke cudda slept there all night and survived.  I don't see the problem here?

kidnapping.


If someone is willing to leave a baby alone in a car, baby is probably not worth kidnapping. I want myself an awful damn good one from a locked up house.
 
2013-07-15 10:04:10 PM  
Lullaby (Divorce Song ) by Stephen Lynch comes to mind
 
2013-07-15 10:07:19 PM  

BlousyBrown: If someone is willing to leave a baby alone in a car, baby is probably not worth kidnapping. I want myself an awful damn good one from a locked up house.


if its at a strip joint you know the driver has money because those places aren't cheap, the strippers constantly bother you for tips, you can't even sit and just drink and watch, they make the rounds when they aren't on stage, you have to pay them to leave you alone.
 
2013-07-15 10:15:40 PM  
So, is this a famous sport's guy? I don't watch any sports, just wondering.
 
2013-07-15 10:18:19 PM  
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The mom who tracked him down to the strip club with the GPS, Carol Grow, is a very pretty woman.
 
2013-07-15 10:21:35 PM  

varmitydog: [i2.listal.com image 329x517][image.funscrape.com image 387x594]

The mom who tracked him down to the strip club with the GPS, Carol Grow, is a very pretty woman.


 Oh hell no. Her nose is terrible.  It looks like a piece of mortar board on edge with a couple of spent acorns to either side.
 
2013-07-15 10:25:57 PM  
Yeah, dude.  You take your daughter inside with you as a teaching opportunity.  "Do well in school or this is where you will end up."
 
2013-07-15 10:26:36 PM  
 
2013-07-15 10:34:43 PM  

BlousyBrown: phillydrifter: rkiller1: It was nearly 10:00pm, so no sun, so no heat.  If he cracked opened the windows, the tyke cudda slept there all night and survived.  I don't see the problem here?

kidnapping.

If someone is willing to leave a baby alone in a car, baby is probably not worth kidnapping. I want myself an awful damn good one from a locked up house.


www.carterburwell.com
 
2013-07-15 10:35:24 PM  

OgreMagi: Yeah, dude.  You take your daughter inside with you as a teaching opportunity.  "Do well in school or this is where you will end up."


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Louisiana_Sitar_Club: varmitydog: [i2.listal.com image 329x517][image.funscrape.com image 387x594]

The mom who tracked him down to the strip club with the GPS, Carol Grow, is a very pretty woman.

 Oh hell no. Her nose is terrible.  It looks like a piece of mortar board on edge with a couple of spent acorns to either side.


That cocaine isn't going to snort it's self!

/She look like she hoovered more than one poor sap into poverty in more ways than one
 
2013-07-15 11:15:25 PM  
Much better  article

The Pinellas County Sheriff's Office said Grow was supposed to be caring for the toddler when he went into the strip club.

Authorities did not say how Grow knows the child, but said that at 9:09 p.m., the girl's mother tracked Grow's vehicle - using GPS - to the club. She and the girl's grandparents arrived there six minutes later, and got the girl, who was uninjured, out of the vehicle.

Then they called deputies.

As deputies arrived on scene and investigated, the Sheriff's Office said, Grow ran out of the club. It was 9:48 p.m. by that time.

Grow admitted to leaving the child unattended, officials said, but claimed he had only stopped by the club for a few minutes to collect money he lent to a club employee.
 
2013-07-15 11:31:57 PM  

KrispyKritter: Lullaby (Divorce Song ) by Stephen Lynch comes to mind


This!
 
2013-07-15 11:36:27 PM  
Just chloroform them, and cover their mouths with duct tape, and put 'em in the trunk.

If they die, meh, just create a charade about the nanny has them, then later tell everyone they drowned.
 
2013-07-15 11:59:29 PM  
What? Who could imagine that someone who played for the Florida Gators would be anything but an upstanding citizen?
 
2013-07-16 01:14:29 AM  
All the nuts roll down to Florida.
 
2013-07-16 06:53:43 AM  

ZeroCorpse: All the nuts roll down to Florida.


The ones with enough money make it all the way to California
 
2013-07-16 08:37:06 AM  
I met my ex at Diamond Dolls. Good times.
 
2013-07-16 06:48:43 PM  
He played for the gators 20 years ago 1989 to 1993, and after that with two professional teams, why is where he went to school 20 years ago something they need to mention in the headline rather then the 'former pro team player from jaugwars' or whatever he is 41 years old.
 
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