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(Science World Report)   Jaws of life used to rescue passenger with BAC almost 23 times over the legal limit   (scienceworldreport.com) divider line 19
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2013-07-15 06:18:02 PM
6 votes:
Also,
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2013-07-15 07:32:17 PM
5 votes:

UsikFark: Lsherm: fetal alcohol syndrome

Nope. For one, his nose has a bridge. Remember you're looking at a (bad) picture of the dude who's a senior citizen for a book jacket, not the kind of thing you would make a medical diagnosis from. Google "adult with FAS" and you'll see it's pretty distinct. He also doesn't have the mental disabilities.


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2013-07-15 05:50:07 PM
5 votes:
The truly terrifying part here is that Poland allows infants to drive.
2013-07-15 05:17:02 PM
5 votes:
That's because the "legal limit" is laughably low for babies.
2013-07-15 07:29:36 PM
3 votes:

Treygreen13: Also,
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Also,

weknowmemes.com
2013-07-15 06:47:51 PM
2 votes:
FTFA: ...is recovering in an intensive care incubator where he is being weened off alcohol.

Push th' litte babies and make 'em throw up!
2013-07-15 06:46:36 PM
2 votes:

Akbar the Trappiste Monk: Yes, but is she hot?


Eight-hour-olds, Dude.
2013-07-15 06:25:09 PM
2 votes:
global3.memecdn.com
2013-07-15 05:21:25 PM
2 votes:

Lsherm: scottydoesntknow: "The unborn baby was in severe danger of being poisoned to death," said hospital spokesman Wojciech Zawalski. "When he came out of his heart was barely beating and he had 4.5g of alcohol in his blood."

The blood-alcohol limit for drivers in Poland is 0.2g, meaning the infant was born at nearly 23 times the drink-drive limit.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I'm pretty sure that's supposed to be .45 and 0.02 for the numbers. .45 is insane enough (.4 is usually enough to cause respiratory failure and coma). At 4.5, your blood contains more alcohol than some domestic beers.

Either way she's a horribly disgusting excuse for a human being.

It's the European measurement, which is grams per deciliter or some communiss' math like that.


Well I did learn something funny about Poland and their DUI laws while looking it up. Apparently almost half of the people imprisoned for DUI offenses were on a bicycle.
2013-07-15 08:14:56 PM
1 votes:
Doc...while you're in there doing the c-section, close her shiat up.

Not just tie her tubes, but sew the actual vag closed also.

/Just do it.
2013-07-15 07:33:26 PM
1 votes:
look on the bright side, we all know it's still possible to grow up to be president of the U.S.A.!
2013-07-15 07:25:19 PM
1 votes:
Sounds like a late-term Texas abortion to me.
2013-07-15 06:46:49 PM
1 votes:

capt.hollister: What should society do with a mother so irresponsible that she condemns her child to live with the consequences of fetal alcohol syndrome ?


I never put it together, but taken from the wiki page for fetal alcohol syndrome:

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Stephen King, a well know reformed drunk:

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I wonder if his mother was a drunk...
2013-07-15 06:36:10 PM
1 votes:

exick: scottydoesntknow: Correct me if I'm wrong, but I'm pretty sure that's supposed to be .45 and 0.02 for the numbers. .45 is insane enough (.4 is usually enough to cause respiratory failure and coma). At 4.5, your blood contains more alcohol than some domestic beers.

If it was 4.5 actual grams of alcohol in the blood and .2 g/dL being the legal limit in Poland (though I think they use permille in Poland which would be 2 g/L). A newborn baby typically has about 1 liter of blood in their body, so the baby had the equivalent of half a beer in them and was a little more than twice the legal limit, rather than 23 times as stated in the article.


There's half a beer in there? Well crack that baby open, then.
2013-07-15 06:31:34 PM
1 votes:

doglover: That's because the "legal limit" is laughably low for babies.


Yeah, these kids need to either learn to hold their liquor or grow up.
2013-07-15 06:31:24 PM
1 votes:
80 proof breast milk has a kick
2013-07-15 06:21:53 PM
1 votes:

stir22: i never had a drink when i was a baby, but i sure coulda used one.


I was a baby in the 70's.  A little bit of beer never herped mee
2013-07-15 06:16:16 PM
1 votes:
i never had a drink when i was a baby, but i sure coulda used one.
2013-07-15 05:18:57 PM
1 votes:

scottydoesntknow: "The unborn baby was in severe danger of being poisoned to death," said hospital spokesman Wojciech Zawalski. "When he came out of his heart was barely beating and he had 4.5g of alcohol in his blood."

The blood-alcohol limit for drivers in Poland is 0.2g, meaning the infant was born at nearly 23 times the drink-drive limit.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I'm pretty sure that's supposed to be .45 and 0.02 for the numbers. .45 is insane enough (.4 is usually enough to cause respiratory failure and coma). At 4.5, your blood contains more alcohol than some domestic beers.

Either way she's a horribly disgusting excuse for a human being.


It's the European measurement, which is grams per deciliter or some communiss' math like that.
 
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