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(CBS San Francisco)   Police looking for couple who did porn shoot on moving BART train. Neglect to answer the most important question: At which station did they get off?   (sanfrancisco.cbslocal.com) divider line 24
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2013-07-15 04:17:35 PM  
5 votes:
Snaked on a train?
2013-07-15 04:12:52 PM  
5 votes:
Did they finish in the caboose?
2013-07-15 04:36:02 PM  
3 votes:
KTVU reports the male lead as Ho Li Fuk and the female as Miss A. Hornei .
2013-07-15 04:25:48 PM  
3 votes:
He choo choo chooses her?
2013-07-15 06:18:18 PM  
2 votes:

cookiefleck: fusillade762: CSB time:

Was riding BART behind a pair of older gentlemen one day and heard this exchange:

"We better get off here or we'll end up in Colma."

"Everybody ends up in Colma."

I larfed.

/csb.

for the edification of everyone not familiar with the San Francisco area, what the hell is Colma?


Colma is a "town" that consists almost entirely of cemeterys. It was created specifically so that San Francisco would have a place to bury their dead.
2013-07-15 05:48:10 PM  
2 votes:
CSB time:

Was riding BART behind a pair of older gentlemen one day and heard this exchange:

"We better get off here or we'll end up in Colma."

"Everybody ends up in Colma."

I larfed.

/csb.
2013-07-15 04:29:39 PM  
2 votes:
Looked like this was a HO Scale train.
2013-07-15 04:16:16 PM  
2 votes:
You know what I love, subby?  I love it that you took painstaking care to use proper grammar in a headline discussing BART porn.

Bravo, subby, bravo.
2013-07-15 04:54:02 PM  
1 votes:

Clutch2013: JorgiX: So is this what that Fruitvale Station flick is all about?

I find it utterly hilarious that, until this past Saturday, when I was unfortunately inundated with Zimmerman coverage courtesy of my mother (this led to a brief shouting match, as I have been thoroughly sick of it for quite some time...but I digress), I had not heard word one about this movie. Anywhere. And now, CNN's running ads for it.


There are ads for the "Fruitvale Station" movie in the Fruitvale BART station.

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2013-07-15 04:39:45 PM  
1 votes:
Engineerbob:
KTVU reports the male lead as Ho Li Fuk and the female as Miss A. Hornei

You heard wrong.  The female was actually reported as Zhou.   As in Zhou Ma Ma.
2013-07-15 04:38:10 PM  
1 votes:
This must be one of the benefits of mass transit the chance to be exposed to the bodily fluids of complete strangers. I hope they wiped the seat down before somebody else had to sit there.


static.jokes-db.com
2013-07-15 04:29:30 PM  
1 votes:

Wellon Dowd: Every time I board a BART train it smells like tuna. Don't people know you're not allowed to have food in there?


That video proves its far from tuna your smelling...
2013-07-15 04:28:05 PM  
1 votes:

Jekylman: BigNumber12: Christ, I hope it was accomplished while standing up, and without touching any surfaces whatsoever.

For a rail service that goes through Berkeley, I'd think that was already a concern.



I ride BART twice per month and burn 2 pairs of pants per month. Coincidence?
2013-07-15 04:25:43 PM  
1 votes:
www.hometheatersound.com
2013-07-15 04:24:28 PM  
1 votes:
I dozed off on the bus the other day and then I woke up and realized I was on the bus and so of course I screamed and everyone stared at me. If there is one place that I would not want to be sexually aroused around, it's the damn bus.
2013-07-15 04:23:24 PM  
1 votes:

Limp_Bisquick: Did they finish in the caboose?


www.tshirtpusher.com
2013-07-15 04:22:35 PM  
1 votes:
Every time I board a BART train it smells like tuna. Don't people know you're not allowed to have food in there?
2013-07-15 04:21:41 PM  
1 votes:

BigNumber12: Christ, I hope it was accomplished while standing up, and without touching any surfaces whatsoever.


For a rail service that goes through Berkeley, I'd think that was already a concern.
2013-07-15 04:18:59 PM  
1 votes:
TFA: "At which station(s) did they get off?"

FTFPr0nFakery

Also: "The video quality is good enough that investigators are hopeful that they'll be able to identify the couple."

Right. After *just* a few more viewings...
2013-07-15 04:18:00 PM  
1 votes:
farm4.staticflickr.com
2013-07-15 04:17:11 PM  
1 votes:
Christ, I hope it was accomplished while standing up, and without touching any surfaces whatsoever.
2013-07-15 04:15:23 PM  
1 votes:
Embarcadero?
2013-07-15 04:14:45 PM  
1 votes:
Risky Business that.

/lame i know
2013-07-15 04:14:18 PM  
1 votes:
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
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