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(CBS San Francisco)   Police looking for couple who did porn shoot on moving BART train. Neglect to answer the most important question: At which station did they get off?   (sanfrancisco.cbslocal.com) divider line 101
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2013-07-15 04:46:07 PM  

hasty ambush: This must be one of the benefits of mass transit the chance to be exposed to the bodily fluids of complete strangers. I hope they wiped the seat down before somebody else had to sit there.


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I've never done this before, but... I suspect that's a fake. It's the London underground Northern Line, so why would they say "Subway"? It should say "Tube". I haven't seen many shops in my time, so I can't tell by looking at the pixels.
 
2013-07-15 04:46:42 PM  

JorgiX: So is this what that Fruitvale Station flick is all about?


I find it utterly hilarious that, until this past Saturday, when I was unfortunately inundated with Zimmerman coverage courtesy of my mother (this led to a brief shouting match, as I have been thoroughly sick of it for quite some time...but I digress), I had not heard word one about this movie. Anywhere. And now, CNN's running ads for it.
 
2013-07-15 04:47:33 PM  
Unless they did some permanent damage to BART property, why bother trying to find them?
 
2013-07-15 04:48:58 PM  

Slaxl: hasty ambush: This must be one of the benefits of mass transit the chance to be exposed to the bodily fluids of complete strangers. I hope they wiped the seat down before somebody else had to sit there.


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I've never done this before, but... I suspect that's a fake. It's the London underground Northern Line, so why would they say "Subway"? It should say "Tube". I haven't seen many shops in my time, so I can't tell by looking at the pixels.


But they did just make it a bannable offense on BART last month. If they catch you.
 
2013-07-15 04:49:15 PM  
Subby, there's just some things you don't talk about.
 
2013-07-15 04:49:16 PM  
When did San Francisco become the most conservative city in America?

I mean, seriously - who cares who did what on the train?  If someone had complained about it, then yeah, prosecute.  But no one complained, so the only reason anyone even knows anything happened is because it was filmed.  The only person offended is some porn watcher who's mad he wasn't riding the train at that time.
 
2013-07-15 04:49:38 PM  

Slaxl: hasty ambush: This must be one of the benefits of mass transit the chance to be exposed to the bodily fluids of complete strangers. I hope they wiped the seat down before somebody else had to sit there.


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I've never done this before, but... I suspect that's a fake. It's the London underground Northern Line, so why would they say "Subway"? It should say "Tube". I haven't seen many shops in my time, so I can't tell by looking at the pixels.


"Defecating" is also unnecessarily capitalized and there's smudging on the right side. Definitely a shop.
 
2013-07-15 04:54:02 PM  

Clutch2013: JorgiX: So is this what that Fruitvale Station flick is all about?

I find it utterly hilarious that, until this past Saturday, when I was unfortunately inundated with Zimmerman coverage courtesy of my mother (this led to a brief shouting match, as I have been thoroughly sick of it for quite some time...but I digress), I had not heard word one about this movie. Anywhere. And now, CNN's running ads for it.


There are ads for the "Fruitvale Station" movie in the Fruitvale BART station.

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2013-07-15 04:55:45 PM  
Man, judging from the video, that train was a'rockin'. And there was a couple coupling.

/Yes, I mean coitus.
 
2013-07-15 04:56:40 PM  

reillan: When did San Francisco become the most conservative city in America?

I mean, seriously - who cares who did what on the train?  If someone had complained about it, then yeah, prosecute.  But no one complained, so the only reason anyone even knows anything happened is because it was filmed.  The only person offended is some porn watcher who's mad he wasn't riding the train at that time.


Part of it is that BART is filled with homeless people.  Those homeless people piss/shiat EVERYWHERE (especially since they closed the public bathrooms due to "Terrorism").  So BART is becoming batshiat conservative in the interests of "not having homeless dudes piss/shiat on the train"

/Besides, not wanting people to be having sex on the public trains is not "the most conservative city in America"
 
2013-07-15 04:58:24 PM  

reillan: When did San Francisco become the most conservative city in America?

I mean, seriously - who cares who did what on the train?  If someone had complained about it, then yeah, prosecute.  But no one complained, so the only reason anyone even knows anything happened is because it was filmed.  The only person offended is some porn watcher who's mad he wasn't riding the train at that time.


Because BART serves several counties, not just San Francisco; and EWWWWWWWWW you're disgusting.
 
2013-07-15 04:58:41 PM  
I would guess this happened at Civic Center or Fruitvale, considering BART's past history of allowing shoots there.
 
2013-07-15 05:02:01 PM  
So "conservative" now encompasses prohibiting having sex in public?
 
2013-07-15 05:03:35 PM  
Because BART serves several counties, not just San Francisco; and EWWWWWWWWW you're disgusting.

You know, I expect this kind of behavior in NJ, but San Francisco? for shame...
 
2013-07-15 05:04:06 PM  

scott88008: So "conservative" now encompasses prohibiting having sex in public?


I think someone just wanted to be angry at "conservatives"... but at the same time I guess "liberal" wouldn't encompass it either.

Best if we leave cons and libs out of it and just say that regardless of your stance you probably shouldn't dribble seminal or vaginal fluid on the train seats.
 
2013-07-15 05:08:44 PM  

Clutch2013: JorgiX: So is this what that Fruitvale Station flick is all about?

I find it utterly hilarious that, until this past Saturday, when I was unfortunately inundated with Zimmerman coverage courtesy of my mother (this led to a brief shouting match, as I have been thoroughly sick of it for quite some time...but I digress), I had not heard word one about this movie. Anywhere. And now, CNN's running ads for it.


The Berkeley crowd has been all over that shiat. If the timing was intentional (which I'm pretty sure it was) the marketing team has to get a farking medal. I have not paid that much attention, but it has been pretty tiresome to hear people chime in on things they have a pretty basic understanding of.

If someone is fit to talk about privilege, it is clearly a bunch of mostly privileged kids attending a basically-private institution.
 
2013-07-15 05:09:39 PM  
I live outside of San Francisco now (again) and the hunt for these two are laughable


/thinks cops/bart are trying to redirect our attention away from the recent bart shootings and bad press by cops and tentative bart strike again in a few weeks if the talks go south
 
2013-07-15 05:12:35 PM  
San Fran huh?

NSFW Link

/Scene 3 is the best of the worst
 
2013-07-15 05:19:17 PM  
1 - The porn is shot vertically. Vertical porn sucks even worse than non-porn vertical video.

2 - BART trains have the most awful resonating howl I have ever heard. It must cause hearing damage among regular riders. You can hear it in the video pretty well.
 
2013-07-15 05:19:35 PM  

scott88008: So "conservative" now encompasses prohibiting having sex in public?


it encompasses chasing after people for doing it when no one is around.  most people have the decency not to prosecute for crimes that no one notices.
 
2013-07-15 05:19:36 PM  
why would you want to fark on BART? if you don't catch a horrible disease from your partner, you'll get one from the horrifying seats.
 
2013-07-15 05:26:07 PM  

reillan: scott88008: So "conservative" now encompasses prohibiting having sex in public?

it encompasses chasing after people for doing it when no one is around.  most people have the decency not to prosecute for crimes that no one notices.


If no one was around, who was taking the video? Ha! Got you!
 
2013-07-15 05:27:48 PM  
Until I saw the video, I incorrectly thought that Kink.com (NSFW) was branching out to BART trains.

/ That video production value is too skanky for a Kink.com(NSFW) production.
// Or so I'm told.
 
2013-07-15 05:28:53 PM  

Wellon Dowd: Every time I board a BART train it smells like tuna. Don't people know you're not allowed to have food in there?


Well hello, ladies!
 
2013-07-15 05:30:55 PM  
As if I didn't hate sitting on BART seats enough as it is.

West Dublin to Powell is a long farking ride when you start worrying about who did what before you in the seat you're in.
 
2013-07-15 05:38:05 PM  
So, this is the biggest problem on the train?

They got lots of angry riders demanding that something be done about this?

Melissa Midwest got in trouble for pulling her shirt up -- but that was not in San Fran.
 
2013-07-15 05:40:53 PM  
Last month I saw a video of a a woman petting her kitty on the DC metro. Hell Ive fooled around with a girl on the metro, shoulda filmed that one. Good times.
 
2013-07-15 05:44:02 PM  

groppet: Last month I saw a video of a a woman petting her kitty on the DC metro. Hell Ive fooled around with a girl on the metro, shoulda filmed that one. Good times.


No pets allowed ?
 
2013-07-15 05:44:49 PM  
dailypicksandflicks.com
 
2013-07-15 05:45:52 PM  

JorgiX: Latinwolf: Don't we have a Farkette who both claims to be from California and works in porn?

This is not professional porn, it's some couple having sex while filmed with a phone. I guess this is what my friends meant when they said they had to catch the farking train.


I know we have a dominatrix in Palo Alto, but this ain't her scene.
 
2013-07-15 05:48:10 PM  
CSB time:

Was riding BART behind a pair of older gentlemen one day and heard this exchange:

"We better get off here or we'll end up in Colma."

"Everybody ends up in Colma."

I larfed.

/csb.
 
2013-07-15 05:49:53 PM  
So if you spend  millions an episode, Like Game of Throws, it is cutting edge art and if you use you cell phone its porn.
 
2013-07-15 05:54:15 PM  
"Eat my shorts," indeed.
 
2013-07-15 06:08:53 PM  

fusillade762: CSB time:

Was riding BART behind a pair of older gentlemen one day and heard this exchange:

"We better get off here or we'll end up in Colma."

"Everybody ends up in Colma."

I larfed.

/csb.


for the edification of everyone not familiar with the San Francisco area, what the hell is Colma?
 
2013-07-15 06:12:45 PM  
Had it been two men going at it, then they would have gotten off at Fruitvale. And I'm writing this from a BART train.
 
2013-07-15 06:18:18 PM  

cookiefleck: fusillade762: CSB time:

Was riding BART behind a pair of older gentlemen one day and heard this exchange:

"We better get off here or we'll end up in Colma."

"Everybody ends up in Colma."

I larfed.

/csb.

for the edification of everyone not familiar with the San Francisco area, what the hell is Colma?


Colma is a "town" that consists almost entirely of cemeterys. It was created specifically so that San Francisco would have a place to bury their dead.
 
2013-07-15 06:52:46 PM  
cookiefleck:   fusillade762: CSB time:

Was riding BART behind a pair of older gentlemen one day and heard this exchange:

"We better get off here or we'll end up in Colma."

"Everybody ends up in Colma."

I larfed.

/csb.

for the edification of everyone not familiar with the San Francisco area, what the hell is Colma?


Colma is a "town" that consists almost entirely of cemeterys. It was created specifically so that San Francisco would have a place to bury their dead.


Also, prior to extending BART to South SF and SFO (airport) in 2003, it was the literal end of the line (last station).
 
2013-07-15 06:58:59 PM  
Remember the cop that shot a guy because he confused his taser and his pistol?

He got two years.  Just curious if the guy is found (I see his face and not hers), how much jail time will that mean?
 
2013-07-15 08:13:35 PM  

MassAsster: [dailypicksandflicks.com image 600x525]


aaahhhhh
 
2013-07-15 08:37:33 PM  
It goes into the tunnel, it comes out of the tunnel, it goes into the tunnel, it comes out of the tunnel...
 
2013-07-15 11:58:10 PM  
Future Single Mom?
 
2013-07-16 12:21:08 AM  

cookiefleck: fusillade762: CSB time:

Was riding BART behind a pair of older gentlemen one day and heard this exchange:

"We better get off here or we'll end up in Colma."

"Everybody ends up in Colma."

I larfed.

/csb.

for the edification of everyone not familiar with the San Francisco area, what the hell is Colma?


a massive necropolis
 
2013-07-16 12:44:37 AM  

SirEattonHogg: cookiefleck:   fusillade762: CSB time:

Was riding BART behind a pair of older gentlemen one day and heard this exchange:

"We better get off here or we'll end up in Colma."

"Everybody ends up in Colma."

I larfed.

/csb.

for the edification of everyone not familiar with the San Francisco area, what the hell is Colma?

Colma is a "town" that consists almost entirely of cemeterys. It was created specifically so that San Francisco would have a place to bury their dead.


Also, prior to extending BART to South SF and SFO (airport) in 2003, it was the literal end of the line (last station).


Colma is MY Bart stop.

/telegrams are NOT dead. Stop
 
2013-07-16 01:12:45 AM  

DreamyAltarBoy: JorgiX: Latinwolf: Don't we have a Farkette who both claims to be from California and works in porn?

This is not professional porn, it's some couple having sex while filmed with a phone. I guess this is what my friends meant when they said they had to catch the farking train.

I know we have a dominatrix in Palo Alto, but this ain't her scene.


That would be lady indica, i believe.
 
2013-07-16 08:50:22 AM  
i.imgur.com /oblig
 
2013-07-16 08:52:47 AM  
And . . . this.
 
2013-07-16 09:02:05 AM  

LegacyDL: Treygreen13: This thread is useless without links.

http://www.worldstaruncut.com/uncut/60721

Obviously NSFW


A bookmark, this is not.
 
2013-07-16 01:32:33 PM  

o'really: DreamyAltarBoy: JorgiX: Latinwolf: Don't we have a Farkette who both claims to be from California and works in porn?

This is not professional porn, it's some couple having sex while filmed with a phone. I guess this is what my friends meant when they said they had to catch the farking train.

I know we have a dominatrix in Palo Alto, but this ain't her scene.

That would be lady indica, i believe.


I try not to call anyone out by name unless the subject is immediately relevant to their interests, but yes.
 
2013-07-16 03:06:36 PM  
I apologize if I've overstepped the bounds of propriety.
 
2013-07-16 03:19:33 PM  

o'really: I apologize if I've overstepped the bounds of propriety.


Personal policy, I don't know the proper ettiquate around here.
 
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