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(CBS San Francisco)   Police looking for couple who did porn shoot on moving BART train. Neglect to answer the most important question: At which station did they get off?   (sanfrancisco.cbslocal.com) divider line 101
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2013-07-15 04:12:43 PM  
Pretty sure they borrowed this from Japan.
 
2013-07-15 04:12:52 PM  
Did they finish in the caboose?
 
2013-07-15 04:13:39 PM  
all aboard for poundtown
 
2013-07-15 04:14:18 PM  
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-07-15 04:14:45 PM  
Risky Business that.

/lame i know
 
2013-07-15 04:15:01 PM  
yes, by all means, lets put forth all of our effort on enforcing misdemeanor train violations. If you didn't see it, or catch it in the act, just let it go man.... just let it go...
 
2013-07-15 04:15:23 PM  
Embarcadero?
 
2013-07-15 04:15:32 PM  
This thread is useless without links.
 
2013-07-15 04:16:16 PM  
You know what I love, subby?  I love it that you took painstaking care to use proper grammar in a headline discussing BART porn.

Bravo, subby, bravo.
 
2013-07-15 04:16:18 PM  
I want a porn film made on Seattle's SLUT.
 
2013-07-15 04:16:31 PM  

Treygreen13: This thread is useless without links.

 
2013-07-15 04:16:52 PM  
Don't have a cow, man!
 
2013-07-15 04:17:08 PM  

Treygreen13: This thread is useless without links.


http://www.worldstaruncut.com/uncut/60721

Obviously NSFW
 
2013-07-15 04:17:11 PM  
Christ, I hope it was accomplished while standing up, and without touching any surfaces whatsoever.
 
2013-07-15 04:17:35 PM  
Snaked on a train?
 
2013-07-15 04:18:00 PM  
farm4.staticflickr.com
 
2013-07-15 04:18:22 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Embarcadero?


Pleasanton?
 
2013-07-15 04:18:59 PM  
TFA: "At which station(s) did they get off?"

FTFPr0nFakery

Also: "The video quality is good enough that investigators are hopeful that they'll be able to identify the couple."

Right. After *just* a few more viewings...
 
2013-07-15 04:19:34 PM  
 
2013-07-15 04:19:42 PM  

LegacyDL: Treygreen13: This thread is useless without links.

http://www.worldstaruncut.com/uncut/60721

Obviously NSFW


Let me know how it is before I click on that.  If IT is going to yell at me, it better be for a good reason.
 
2013-07-15 04:19:54 PM  
Bang Train, bros.
 
2013-07-15 04:21:15 PM  

MassAsster: yes, by all means, lets put forth all of our effort on enforcing misdemeanor train violations. If you didn't see it, or catch it in the act, just let it go man.... just let it go...


I think the city wants their cut for the commercial use of their property.
 
2013-07-15 04:21:18 PM  
Pretty sure they resorted to the train because they're homeless.
 
2013-07-15 04:21:41 PM  

BigNumber12: Christ, I hope it was accomplished while standing up, and without touching any surfaces whatsoever.


For a rail service that goes through Berkeley, I'd think that was already a concern.
 
2013-07-15 04:21:58 PM  

huscarl91: Ask and ye shall receive...

http://sfist.com/2013/07/11/video_lascivious_couple_filmed_havi.php


Yeah, more with the NSFW.  But, really, if you're clicking a link in a story about an amateur pr0nflick, you gotta expect it's NSFW...
 
2013-07-15 04:22:35 PM  
Every time I board a BART train it smells like tuna. Don't people know you're not allowed to have food in there?
 
2013-07-15 04:23:11 PM  
They should conduct themselves with decorum.
 
2013-07-15 04:23:24 PM  

Limp_Bisquick: Did they finish in the caboose?


www.tshirtpusher.com
 
2013-07-15 04:24:28 PM  
I dozed off on the bus the other day and then I woke up and realized I was on the bus and so of course I screamed and everyone stared at me. If there is one place that I would not want to be sexually aroused around, it's the damn bus.
 
2013-07-15 04:24:43 PM  
Gawker had a screenshot of the couple... she's a fat chick and he's kinda scummy looking. Barf.
 
2013-07-15 04:25:43 PM  
www.hometheatersound.com
 
2013-07-15 04:25:48 PM  
He choo choo chooses her?
 
2013-07-15 04:27:20 PM  
at first I read it as: "Fairow said lewd conduct on BART is a misdemeanor and can result in a system-wide banging."

/may need to ride bart more often
 
2013-07-15 04:28:05 PM  

Jekylman: BigNumber12: Christ, I hope it was accomplished while standing up, and without touching any surfaces whatsoever.

For a rail service that goes through Berkeley, I'd think that was already a concern.



I ride BART twice per month and burn 2 pairs of pants per month. Coincidence?
 
2013-07-15 04:29:30 PM  

Wellon Dowd: Every time I board a BART train it smells like tuna. Don't people know you're not allowed to have food in there?


That video proves its far from tuna your smelling...
 
2013-07-15 04:29:39 PM  
Looked like this was a HO Scale train.
 
2013-07-15 04:29:59 PM  
Fornic Station?
 
2013-07-15 04:31:17 PM  
I stopped sitting in the corner seats a long time ago. Those can be nasty.
 
2013-07-15 04:32:06 PM  

cookiefleck: Gawker had a screenshot of the couple... she's a fat chick and he's kinda scummy looking. Barf.


She didn't really look fat in the video. Not exactly A+ stuff though. Maybe I'm jaded but it didn't look any more outrageous than other things that go on in the train.
 
2013-07-15 04:35:00 PM  
i didn't do it nobody saw me do it i can't prove ANYTHING!!
 
2013-07-15 04:36:02 PM  
KTVU reports the male lead as Ho Li Fuk and the female as Miss A. Hornei .
 
2013-07-15 04:38:10 PM  
This must be one of the benefits of mass transit the chance to be exposed to the bodily fluids of complete strangers. I hope they wiped the seat down before somebody else had to sit there.


static.jokes-db.com
 
2013-07-15 04:39:23 PM  
was the couple of the same race and what race was it? I'm trying to figure out how which race baiting i need to gen up.
 
2013-07-15 04:39:45 PM  
Engineerbob:
KTVU reports the male lead as Ho Li Fuk and the female as Miss A. Hornei

You heard wrong.  The female was actually reported as Zhou.   As in Zhou Ma Ma.
 
2013-07-15 04:40:11 PM  
I admit, it's a bookmark
 
2013-07-15 04:40:19 PM  
So is this what that Fruitvale Station flick is all about?
 
2013-07-15 04:40:33 PM  
Don't we have a Farkette who both claims to be from California and works in porn?
 
2013-07-15 04:42:59 PM  

LegacyDL: Treygreen13: This thread is useless without links.

http://www.worldstaruncut.com/uncut/60721

Obviously NSFW


huscarl91: Ask and ye shall receive...

http://sfist.com/2013/07/11/video_lascivious_couple_filmed_havi.php


Ewwww! Miscegenation.

\Aisle seat, please.
 
2013-07-15 04:43:07 PM  

Latinwolf: Don't we have a Farkette who both claims to be from California and works in porn?


This is not professional porn, it's some couple having sex while filmed with a phone. I guess this is what my friends meant when they said they had to catch the farking train.
 
2013-07-15 04:43:47 PM  

Enemabag Jones: Pretty sure they borrowed this from Japan.


That I can believe.  There's a few henai mangas that had a plot like this.
 
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