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(Huffington Post)   "We need someone equally as empty-headed and vapidly moronic as Elisabeth Hasselbeck to replace her." "Do we need to settle on 'equally as'? Cause we could go with 'more'"   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 72
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2013-07-15 04:01:52 PM
Oh good grief.
 
2013-07-15 04:23:56 PM
How could they be worse than.. *click link* Oh good Lord, really!
 
2013-07-15 04:36:38 PM
One of the things I hate is how they're all describing her views on vaccines as "controversial". She advocates killing children. That's not controversial, that's just terrible. Ok, maybe that's a little bit hyperbolic. More accurately, she advocates letting children die.
 
2013-07-15 04:41:10 PM
Good idea, there are WAY to many American parents who still vaccinate their children out there anyway.
 
2013-07-15 04:57:01 PM
You're overthinking it, subby.

"How do we replace an attractive blonde woman whose only redeeming qualities are her tits?"
*shakes tree, seven hundred women fall out*
"Ah, here's one."
 
2013-07-15 05:00:02 PM

exick: You're overthinking it, subby.

"How do we replace an attractive blonde woman whose only redeeming qualities are her tits?"
*shakes tree, seven hundred women fall out*
"Ah, here's one."


Nah, you have to put some effort into finding so much "stupid" and "fail" in just one little blonde.
 
2013-07-15 05:12:51 PM
For all of the disagreements I have with Hasselbeck, Jenny McCarthy's body count is FAR higher.
 
2013-07-15 05:31:27 PM
Any of these cackling hens would be fine-
www.bhwt.org.uk
I pick the cute one there
 
2013-07-15 05:33:10 PM
i105.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-15 05:44:20 PM

FloydA: [i105.photobucket.com image 385x400]


2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-07-15 05:45:27 PM
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-07-15 05:49:59 PM
I swear someone called this in the initial thread about Hasselbeck moving to Fox.

Step up and collect your winnings!
 
2013-07-15 05:52:18 PM
She's so stupid that maybe daily exposure will dissuade most people from following her beliefs.
 
2013-07-15 05:53:14 PM
Ah, never mind. I guess it had already been announced that McCarthy was her replacement.
 
2013-07-15 06:05:35 PM
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2013-07-15 06:08:08 PM

gimmegimme: For all of the disagreements I have with Hasselbeck, Jenny McCarthy's body count is FAR higher.


Is it as many dead kids as the pro-choice goups?
 
2013-07-15 06:13:27 PM
I don't watch The View, never have, but I don't like this purely from the standpoint that medically ignorant shiatheads should not be given a platform in which to spew their medically ignorant shiatheadery.  This to me, is a far cry from someone assuming a different political or religious stance than me, or anyone else.  Being a Conservative and espousing Conservative beliefs may make you look like a moron, but it won't kill anyone.  Telling parents not to vaccinate their kids because it'll cause mental retardation and/or autism is farking dangerous.  Unless you have an M. D. from an accredited and reputable medical school, you don't get to pontificate with any degree of certainty, what is or is not medically safe/viable.  Sorry.  That's not farking allowed.

So Jenny McCarthy can go fark herself.
 
2013-07-15 06:15:06 PM
Coco LaFemme: I don't watch The View, never have, but I don't like this purely from the standpoint that medically ignorant shiatheads should not be given a platform in which to spew their medically ignorant shiatheadery.  This to me, is a far cry from someone assuming a different political or religious stance than me, or anyone else.  Being a Conservative Republican  and espousing Conservative Republican beliefs may make you look like a moron, but it won't kill anyone.  Telling parents not to vaccinate their kids because it'll cause mental retardation and/or autism is farking dangerous.  Unless you have an M. D. from an accredited and reputable medical school, you don't get to pontificate with any degree of certainty, what is or is not medically safe/viable.  Sorry.  That's not farking allowed.

So Jenny McCarthy can go fark herself.


FTFM.
 
2013-07-15 06:19:53 PM
welcome the newest addition to the View.

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mumble mumble thank you mumble mumble
 
2013-07-15 06:36:37 PM
At least The View didn't up it's IQ quotient with the new hire.

Could have been worse. It's could have been Anne Coulter.

JMc is dumb, but not mean spirited.
 
2013-07-15 06:39:47 PM

jaybeezey: gimmegimme: For all of the disagreements I have with Hasselbeck, Jenny McCarthy's body count is FAR higher.

Is it as many dead kids as the pro anti-choice goups?


FIFY
 
2013-07-15 06:42:30 PM

Dr.Mxyzptlk.: welcome the newest addition to the View.

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mumble mumble thank you mumble mumble


That's retarded, sir
 
2013-07-15 06:45:39 PM
i1079.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-15 06:54:26 PM
If stupidity is the qualifier for replacement of Elizabeth Hasselbeck, they knocked it out of the park with that choice.
 
2013-07-15 06:58:18 PM

Dr.Mxyzptlk.: welcome the newest addition to the View.

[encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com image 240x200]

mumble mumble thank you mumble mumble


I'd pay money to watch her and Jenny McCarthy match wits. That would be glorious.
 
2013-07-15 06:58:32 PM
PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEEEZEEE can we get Tom Cruise on The View so he and Da Blonde can do a double expose' on vaccinations and psychology?
 
2013-07-15 07:05:12 PM

netringer: PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEEEZEEE can we get Tom Cruise on The View so he and Da Blonde can do a double expose' on vaccinations and psychology?


This would either be the best thing ever on t.v. or it would be dividing by zero and end life as we know it.
 
2013-07-15 07:06:43 PM

netringer: PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEEEZEEE can we get Tom Cruise on The View so he and Da Blonde can do a double expose' on vaccinations and psychology?


Are you trying to awaken Cthulhu or something?
 
2013-07-15 07:20:09 PM

Dr.Mxyzptlk.: welcome the newest addition to the View.

[encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com image 240x200]

mumble mumble thank you mumble mumble


Precious?
 
2013-07-15 07:26:20 PM
WIsh to God they had gone with Adrianne Curry instead.  She's had some shait life experiences but is healthier, wiser.  Shes also very well spoken.
 
2013-07-15 07:27:52 PM

FrancoFile: netringer: PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEEEZEEE can we get Tom Cruise on The View so he and Da Blonde can do a double expose' on vaccinations and psychology?

Are you trying to awaken Cthulhu or something?


Why not look at the positive? It might open up a vortex of stupid that will devour them all
 
2013-07-15 07:31:48 PM
Well, they need to stick with their theme and go with Anna Benson.  I mean, you know, if they care about ratings.
 
2013-07-15 07:37:12 PM
I'm shocked that a lot of you would think that a Playboy Centerfold would have a reasonable view on vaccination. Why even get upset? It's not like she's being hired for a PBS show.
 
2013-07-15 07:45:24 PM
img.fark.net

/some other farkers hotness
 
2013-07-15 07:55:56 PM

skinink: I'm shocked that a lot of you would think that a Playboy Centerfold would have a reasonable view on vaccination. Why even get upset? It's not like she's being hired for a PBS show.


Because people listen to her and believe her. There are a bunch of dead infants in California because of the shiat she spews.
 
2013-07-15 07:56:42 PM

jaybeezey: gimmegimme: For all of the disagreements I have with Hasselbeck, Jenny McCarthy's body count is FAR higher.

Is it as many dead kids as the pro-choice goups?


0/10
 
2013-07-15 08:05:31 PM
6 of one half dozen of another.  I don't want to hear either one talk, and I'd let either one do the whole show while sitting square on my nose.
 
2013-07-15 08:24:13 PM

TheOmni: One of the things I hate is how they're all describing her views on vaccines as "controversial". She advocates killing children. That's not controversial, that's just terrible.


Agreed.  The additional spotlight and wealth that this show will give her will allow her to contribute even more to causes that kill children. That's not controversial.  It's not even terrible.  It is farking evil.

Jenny McCarthy should have been shunned and blacklisted.  If people need examples of how to properly do that, please refer to Joseph McCarthy for additional information..
 
2013-07-15 08:28:03 PM

Virtual Pariah: At least The View didn't up it's IQ quotient with the new hire.

Could have been worse. It's could have been Anne Coulter.

JMc is dumb, but not mean spirited.


Bag of antlers vs. box of rocks.  Well done.  +1

Mega Steve: FrancoFile: netringer: PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEEEZEEE can we get Tom Cruise on The View so he and Da Blonde can do a double expose' on vaccinations and psychology?

Are you trying to awaken Cthulhu or something?

Why not look at the positive? It might open up a vortex of stupid that will devour them all


Or at least one big cross-country head explosion.  +1 for Netringer.
 
2013-07-15 08:40:03 PM
Jenny McCarthy should stick to what she does best.

Being naked.
 
2013-07-15 08:48:03 PM
Why can't they invite a woman who is actually intelligent, educated, and knowledgeable about stuff? A scientist or educator or something. A Rachel Maddow type.

It is painful to listen to four appallingly ignorant women quack incessantly about subjects they think they understand but don't.
 
2013-07-15 08:54:48 PM

Ishkur: Why can't they invite a woman who is actually intelligent, educated, and knowledgeable about stuff? A scientist or educator or something. A Rachel Maddow type.


Because she would make everyone else on the show look bad and alienate the people who watch it.
 
2013-07-15 08:55:31 PM
the saddest part is enough people tune in and watch this dreck to give it ratings. i have more respect for viewers who live on a broadcast diet of game shows, cartoons, sitcoms and a few 'reality' shows.
 
2013-07-15 09:09:56 PM

KrispyKritter: game shows


The inner sadist in me does have a thing for Let's Make a Deal.  That show is delightfully evil in how it makes people continue choosing after they take the prize only to see that their choices would have resulted in a larger prize, all while dressed the fool.
 
2013-07-15 09:35:13 PM

Ishkur: Why can't they invite a woman who is actually intelligent, educated, and knowledgeable about stuff? A scientist or educator or something. A Rachel Maddow type.

It is painful to listen to four appallingly ignorant women quack incessantly about subjects they think they understand but don't.


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2013-07-15 09:37:08 PM

Ishkur: Why can't they invite a woman who is actually intelligent, educated, and knowledgeable about stuff? A scientist or educator or something. A Rachel Maddow type.

It is painful to listen to four appallingly ignorant women quack incessantly about subjects they think they understand but don't.


Because having someone smart on would make it blindingly obvious how clueless the rest of them are. Can't have that.
 
2013-07-15 09:44:10 PM
Honestly I was like, what could possibly be worse... and then I looked at the article and my eyes shot open and was like "whoa!"

However, I think this is a good thing. The reason is that when some nutter like McCarthy is on their own, they'll always have their little private stage where they can squirrel about and get their views across without any solid opposition. Even if that opposition exists, because they have no actual platform and ergo there's no target. But now that she's on the view, she can espouse her bullshiat even more in view of the nation... and get shut down directly in front of everyone once and for all.
 
2013-07-15 09:51:55 PM
She'll fit in nicely with the Rosie O'Donnell 'fire doesn't melt steel' crowd, as well as the Sherri Shepherd flat-earthers.

/Really, Barbra, are you happy you've set the women's movement back to the Stone Age?
 
2013-07-15 09:55:59 PM
Good.  Stupidity should be highlighted, not ignored.  It festers if it is ignored.
 
2013-07-15 09:59:30 PM
What are they viewing? The inside of their asses?
 
2013-07-15 09:59:53 PM

RealAmericanHero: Honestly I was like, what could possibly be worse... and then I looked at the article and my eyes shot open and was like "whoa!"

However, I think this is a good thing. The reason is that when some nutter like McCarthy is on their own, they'll always have their little private stage where they can squirrel about and get their views across without any solid opposition. Even if that opposition exists, because they have no actual platform and ergo there's no target. But now that she's on the view, she can espouse her bullshiat even more in view of the nation... and get shut down directly in front of everyone once and for all.


You obviously don't know the morons who make up that audience. Those idiots will idolize her.
 
2013-07-15 10:04:14 PM

Satan's Chocolate Starfish: You obviously don't know the morons who make up that audience. Those idiots will idolize her.


I'll admit I don't like to watch The View, but I would like to hold out hope for humanity that in a 4 person forum, the 1 anti-vaxxer is going to get obliterated.

However, I suppose it's possible that she doesn't. I also have seen the worst in humanity. That would be unfortunate.
 
2013-07-15 10:27:54 PM

Brakefornobody: She'll fit in nicely with the Rosie O'Donnell 'fire doesn't melt steel' crowd, as well as the Sherri Shepherd flat-earthers.

/Really, Barbra, are you happy you've set the women's movement back to the Stone Age?


It's pretty terrible and in a way utterly sexist that most of the women on that TV show have been utter twunts. It's not like I expect them to employ Rachel Maddow (although that would be awesome) but really - how about someone who is actually informed for a change? Is that too much to ask? Maybe someone who actually believes in empiricism for a change? It's pretty shocking to me that the person who ends up being the most reasonable the most often is Whoopi Goldberg. I mean, REALLY?

Personally I wonder how much of this falls on Barbara Walters doorstep and how much of it is just the network. If it's the later instead of the former, well then my opinion of Ms. Walters is down in the gutter.
 
2013-07-15 10:36:21 PM

Metalupis: How could they be worse than.. *click link* Oh good Lord, really!


Does it make me evil that, as the father of an autistic kid, I would personally like to burn this woman in the town square?
 
2013-07-15 10:42:27 PM
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Does it make me evil that, as the father of an autistic kid, I would personally like to burn this woman in the town square?

Not in the least. She's despicable.

/I'll take an autistic kid over a dead kid any day of the week, thank you.
 
2013-07-15 11:05:46 PM
From what I hear they're all idiots.  I don't recall ever watching the show.  I'm employed.
 
2013-07-15 11:26:57 PM
She should provide a good shot in the arm for ratings.

/got nuthin'
 
2013-07-15 11:39:25 PM
The View caused my child to be autistic.
 
2013-07-15 11:39:53 PM
"DO NOT TOUCH JENNY!"

Old and Busted: Rule #1 on 'Singled Out'.

New Hotness: Rule #1 from the CDC.
 
2013-07-16 12:29:20 AM
Yet she's still faring better than Chris Hardwick, the ol' Gil of "celebrities."
 
2013-07-16 12:33:42 AM

Dr.Mxyzptlk.: welcome the newest addition to the View.

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mumble mumble thank you mumble mumble


"sir"
 
2013-07-16 12:33:59 AM

EyeballKid: Yet she's still faring better than Chris Hardwick, the ol' Gil of "celebrities."


Hardwick runs a fairly large media empire and hosts one of the most popular podcasts in the world. He essentially is paid a ton of money to do stuff he'd want to do anyway. He's basically won at life at this point.
 
2013-07-16 01:21:51 AM
My conversation with my husband this evening:

bborchar: "They're putting Jenny McCarthy on The View.  As if that show weren't asinine enough already."
Husband: "Do you care?"
bborchar: "Not really, but I hate the fact that I, theoretically, am in their 'target audience' of mother in her 30's.  Good thing I'm not in their 'target intelligence' bracket."
Husband: "That's why I married you."

/look at this, it's my birthday now
//moving closer to middle age
///still would rather shoot myself than watch The View
 
2013-07-16 02:33:08 AM

bborchar: bborchar: "Not really, but I hate the fact that I, theoretically, am in their 'target audience' of mother in her 30's.  Good thing I'm not in their 'target intelligence' bracket."
Husband: "That's why I married you."


Hahaha. Good for you. HBD. And your husband chose correctly.

The rest of you :
Barbara Walters seems to have grouped into the idiot group, and that is wrong.
She is one of the most intelligent folks about, but aging doesnt help mental faculties. Dont put her down because she is showing sings of dementia- that could be your mom or dad or grandfolk.
If anything- there is a picture of a smart human in some encyclopeadia, and said picture is of Baba Wawa.

WHy ABC didnt go hard after SE Cupp is beyond me. Youngish, fairly hot, wears glasses and tight tops, conservative and actually read about things and doesnt just go the talking points route ( I base that on her being on real time with bill maher ) . Bah- i dont really care- the view is on when i just hit rem sleep, and i dont dvr it
 
2013-07-16 02:53:03 AM

bborchar: My conversation with my husband this evening:

bborchar: "They're putting Jenny McCarthy on The View.  As if that show weren't asinine enough already."
Husband: "Do you care?"
bborchar: "Not really, but I hate the fact that I, theoretically, am in their 'target audience' of mother in her 30's.  Good thing I'm not in their 'target intelligence' bracket."
Husband: "That's why I married you."

/look at this, it's my birthday now
//moving closer to middle age
///still would rather shoot myself than watch The View


I don't even know what you look like (no pic in your profile), but you're already hotter than Jenny McCarthy.

/there's more to "hot" than physical exterior
//much more
 
2013-07-16 05:46:24 AM
O.K. so we have tried to have a rational discussion over this irrational girl and gotten nowhere so how about we objectify her with hot pictures instead.........
 
2013-07-16 09:34:25 AM

Dinjiin: TheOmni: One of the things I hate is how they're all describing her views on vaccines as "controversial". She advocates killing children. That's not controversial, that's just terrible.

Agreed.  The additional spotlight and wealth that this show will give her will allow her to contribute even more to causes that kill children. That's not controversial.  It's not even terrible.  It is farking evil.

Jenny McCarthy should have been shunned and blacklisted.  If people need examples of how to properly do that, please refer to Joseph McCarthy for additional information..


In all honesty, if a person is taking medical advice from a porn star, were they really cut out to be parents to begin with?

Maybe this isn't a bug, it's a feature.
 
2013-07-16 09:48:43 AM

Spade: Dinjiin: TheOmni: One of the things I hate is how they're all describing her views on vaccines as "controversial". She advocates killing children. That's not controversial, that's just terrible.

Agreed.  The additional spotlight and wealth that this show will give her will allow her to contribute even more to causes that kill children. That's not controversial.  It's not even terrible.  It is farking evil.

Jenny McCarthy should have been shunned and blacklisted.  If people need examples of how to properly do that, please refer to Joseph McCarthy for additional information..

In all honesty, if a person is taking medical advice from a porn star, were they really cut out to be parents to begin with?

Maybe this isn't a bug, it's a feature.


Unfortunately it hurts everyone because it reduces herd immunity. Plus the kids aren't the ones taking the "advice", but they are the ones that suffer.
 
2013-07-16 10:13:30 AM
This is an Elizabeth Hasselbeck / Jenny McCarthy thread and not one pic of the green dress or water hose?

What is this, I don't even
 
2013-07-16 10:25:25 AM

Brakefornobody: She'll fit in nicely with the Rosie O'Donnell 'fire doesn't melt steel' crowd, as well as the Sherri Shepherd flat-earthers.

/Really, Barbra, are you happy you've set the women's movement back to the Stone Age?


Came here to say this.

Sherri Shepherd doesn't believe in evolution, and isn't so sure about the Earth being round either.

But I digress. Though I don't watch the View, I'm familiar with it thanks to the Soup and other shows. It is set up on purpose to have "relatable" women with "different views," so the audience can hate half the group, love the other, and have their moronic opinions justified by the arguments of the whole.

And if you notice, all shows with pundits are set up so each side can think their guy "won." If Bill O'Reilly shouts over somebody, for example, conservatives think he "won" for telling someone off. Liberals think the guest "won" for maintaining their dignity in the face of a blowhard.

If you need an even better example, read the politics tab sometime, and watch how people gloat over their side "winning" because of a snide remark or comeback.
 
2013-07-16 01:08:36 PM
July 10/13
"Walters warned that the show would not be filling Hasselbeck's slot "very soon." "

July 15/13
"Walters announced that Jenny McCarthy will join the ABC talk show...".

And there was a weekend in between those two dates.
 
2013-07-17 12:19:04 AM
Oh...I get it.

Person doesn't agree with the moron lefty agenda....so their buddies in the media label you. So now she's not the person that could beat the crap out of the liberal agenda...but she's labeled stupid. I get it...totally
 
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