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(The Daily Caller)   Spitzer claims the money he gave the hooker was to help pay for her sick cat's medical bills and not sex. And you should believe him, he's a politician   (dailycaller.com) divider line 10
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2013-07-15 05:12:13 PM
3 votes:
I believe he gave her the money for the sick cat.

I also believe there was no sick cat.

both statements can be true.
2013-07-15 09:01:40 PM
2 votes:
Leaving aside the moral issue, in the age of Internet pr0n, is it really a good idea to appoint a guy who paid $4,300 per sex session to be your Controller?
2013-07-15 05:11:32 PM
2 votes:
FTFA: Spitzer threw Nici the extra $500 after a steamy session and said, "Here, this is to take care of your cat pussy."

FTFE
2013-07-16 06:16:25 AM
1 votes:

mikemoto: No, subby, you should believe him because he's a liberal Democrat. And on fark, that is tantamount to being a saint.


To be fair, the Republicans have set the bar so low that so long as you're not a child molesting racist hypocrite, you're a step up.
2013-07-15 10:55:12 PM
1 votes:

Snarfangel: tirob: I'd write something funny, but it's late and my girlfriend is insisting that I come to bed and pay her sick cat's medical bills.

Everyone knows that is a euphemism for a sex act so unusually kinky, it's not even spoken of in polite company.


An Eliot Spitzer: it's kind of like a Rusty Venture
2013-07-15 10:47:02 PM
1 votes:
"I already told you, I thought the cop was a prostitute!" - H. Simpson
2013-07-15 09:23:26 PM
1 votes:

tirob: I'd write something funny, but it's late and my girlfriend is insisting that I come to bed and pay her sick cat's medical bills.


Everyone knows that is a euphemism for a sex act so unusually kinky, it's not even spoken of in polite company.
2013-07-15 07:00:37 PM
1 votes:
Y'know, it seems to me that no one outside of New York, and not even many people in New York, would care about this race if it weren't Eliot "John" Spitzer running for it.   I dunno about anyone else, but I don't even know if thereis an elected comptroller office where I live, and if there is, I damn sure don't know who's in there right now.

/also not sure if I even have a point here
2013-07-15 06:59:42 PM
1 votes:
Should have saved this thread for Caturday.
/maybe there'll be an update
2013-07-15 05:14:57 PM
1 votes:
If he wants redemption then this is not the way to do it.
 
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