mikemoto: No, subby, you should believe him because he's a liberal Democrat. And on fark, that is tantamount to being a saint.
Snarfangel: tirob: I'd write something funny, but it's late and my girlfriend is insisting that I come to bed and pay her sick cat's medical bills.Everyone knows that is a euphemism for a sex act so unusually kinky, it's not even spoken of in polite company.
tirob: I'd write something funny, but it's late and my girlfriend is insisting that I come to bed and pay her sick cat's medical bills.
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