Lee Jackson Beauregard: So long as Mark Sanford remains in public office, you Publicans can STFU about family values.Spitzer, furthermore, paid those hookers with his own money, as far as we know. Sanford stuck the taxpayers with his bill. Yeah, sure, he paid (some of) it back after getting caught. If the only consequence of thievery is having to return the loot, then there is no risk in stealing.
tirob: I'd write something funny, but it's late and my girlfriend is insisting that I come to bed and pay her sick cat's medical bills.
The_Gallant_Gallstone: Leaving aside the moral issue, in the age of Internet pr0n, is it really a good idea to appoint a guy who paid $4,300 per sex session to be your Controller?
Snarfangel: tirob: I'd write something funny, but it's late and my girlfriend is insisting that I come to bed and pay her sick cat's medical bills.Everyone knows that is a euphemism for a sex act so unusually kinky, it's not even spoken of in polite company.
mikemoto: No, subby, you should believe him because he's a liberal Democrat. And on fark, that is tantamount to being a saint.
Headso: a sick pussy and Boobies
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