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(The Daily Caller)   Spitzer claims the money he gave the hooker was to help pay for her sick cat's medical bills and not sex. And you should believe him, he's a politician   (dailycaller.com) divider line 30
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2013-07-15 05:08:06 PM
a sick pussy and Boobies
 
2013-07-15 05:11:22 PM
Why not both?
 
2013-07-15 05:11:32 PM
FTFA: Spitzer threw Nici the extra $500 after a steamy session and said, "Here, this is to take care of your cat pussy."

FTFE
 
2013-07-15 05:12:13 PM
I believe he gave her the money for the sick cat.

I also believe there was no sick cat.

both statements can be true.
 
2013-07-15 05:14:57 PM
If he wants redemption then this is not the way to do it.
 
2013-07-15 05:19:31 PM
wait the pimp for the girls he paid for is saying bad things about him in her political race against him? and this helps her how?
 
2013-07-15 05:38:15 PM
I know, the poor thing was starving, needed protien injection stat!
 
2013-07-15 05:38:28 PM
Look, he's a politician. He's just taking a personal approach to the standard practice of screwing his consituants.
 
2013-07-15 06:04:42 PM
So long as Mark Sanford remains in public office, you Publicans can STFU about family values.

Spitzer, furthermore, paid those hookers with his own money, as far as we know.  Sanford stuck the taxpayers with his bill.  Yeah, sure, he paid (some of) it back after getting caught.  If the only consequence of thievery is having to return the loot, then there is no risk in stealing.
 
2013-07-15 06:05:01 PM
www.nypost.com

Not a sociopath.
 
2013-07-15 06:31:20 PM
Helps pay for sick kitty's treatment? Seems OK to me.

i293.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-15 06:59:42 PM
Should have saved this thread for Caturday.
/maybe there'll be an update
 
2013-07-15 07:00:37 PM
Y'know, it seems to me that no one outside of New York, and not even many people in New York, would care about this race if it weren't Eliot "John" Spitzer running for it.   I dunno about anyone else, but I don't even know if thereis an elected comptroller office where I live, and if there is, I damn sure don't know who's in there right now.

/also not sure if I even have a point here
 
2013-07-15 07:15:30 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-15 07:53:38 PM
He really did pay for the cat's medical bills, but he had different expectations when she said "Give me a few hundred and you can make my pussy happy."
 
2013-07-15 08:48:15 PM

Lee Jackson Beauregard: So long as Mark Sanford remains in public office, you Publicans can STFU about family values.

Spitzer, furthermore, paid those hookers with his own money, as far as we know.  Sanford stuck the taxpayers with his bill.  Yeah, sure, he paid (some of) it back after getting caught.  If the only consequence of thievery is having to return the loot, then there is no risk in stealing.


Hey, you know what the difference is between Elliot Spitzer and David Vitter? Spitzer cares about America while Vitter is a political hack. Also, Republicans welcomed Vitter back after his prostitute scandal.
 
2013-07-15 08:57:51 PM
Lee Jackson Beauregard:

Spitzer, furthermore, paid those hookers with his own money his daddy's money

FTFY
 
2013-07-15 09:01:40 PM
Leaving aside the moral issue, in the age of Internet pr0n, is it really a good idea to appoint a guy who paid $4,300 per sex session to be your Controller?
 
2013-07-15 09:08:46 PM
Why must you write a headline before you even get a sense of what the article is trying to tell you?
 
2013-07-15 09:18:04 PM
I'd write something funny, but it's late and my girlfriend is insisting that I come to bed and pay her sick cat's medical bills.
 
2013-07-15 09:23:26 PM

tirob: I'd write something funny, but it's late and my girlfriend is insisting that I come to bed and pay her sick cat's medical bills.


Everyone knows that is a euphemism for a sex act so unusually kinky, it's not even spoken of in polite company.
 
2013-07-15 10:08:51 PM

The_Gallant_Gallstone: Leaving aside the moral issue, in the age of Internet pr0n, is it really a good idea to appoint a guy who paid $4,300 per sex session to be your Controller?


Or this guy, who can writes a $1M check for previous week's gambling debts?


webpages.charter.net
 
2013-07-15 10:47:02 PM
"I already told you, I thought the cop was a prostitute!" - H. Simpson
 
2013-07-15 10:55:12 PM

Snarfangel: tirob: I'd write something funny, but it's late and my girlfriend is insisting that I come to bed and pay her sick cat's medical bills.

Everyone knows that is a euphemism for a sex act so unusually kinky, it's not even spoken of in polite company.


An Eliot Spitzer: it's kind of like a Rusty Venture
 
2013-07-15 11:01:03 PM
No, subby, you should believe him because he's a liberal Democrat. And on fark, that is tantamount to being a saint.
 
2013-07-16 12:19:23 AM
sd.keepcalm-o-matic.co.uk
 
2013-07-16 06:16:25 AM

mikemoto: No, subby, you should believe him because he's a liberal Democrat. And on fark, that is tantamount to being a saint.


To be fair, the Republicans have set the bar so low that so long as you're not a child molesting racist hypocrite, you're a step up.
 
2013-07-16 06:22:47 AM

mikemoto: No, subby, you should believe him because he's a liberal Democrat. And on fark, that is tantamount to being a saint.


No. It's just that being as stupid as you are will subject you to laughter on Fark. Democrats, while they certainly have their problems, at least live in the reality-based world.

/Mark Sanford calls you a hypocrite and a fool.
 
2013-07-16 07:38:37 AM
The law specifically prohibits "paying for pussy". See what happens when statutes aren't worded precisely?
 
2013-07-16 09:23:34 AM

Headso: a sick pussy and Boobies


Done in one!
 
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